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Date: 11/25/09 07:01 AM

67 Responses to 12 Comics Who Aren`t Funny At Al

  1. Profile photo of mp357585
    mp357585 Female 18-29
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    November 24, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Link: 12 Comics Who Aren`t Funny At Al - If you`re really honest with yourself, this list is pretty dead-on accurate.
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    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 6:21 am
    I disagree with Jeff Dunham being on this list.

    Everyone else more-or-less deserves to be there.

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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    November 25, 2009 at 6:43 am
    Am I the only guy that likes Carrot Top? And Gallager? I think prop comedians are hysterical!
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:10 am
    It`s about time someone acknowledged how horrible Jeff Dunham is. Although I think Jay Leno is funny! I like his traditional campy corny jokes :)
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    skinnybox Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:20 am
    at al? al? all?
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    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:41 am
    Most of these are pretty true. Also, who ever said pauly shore was funny? I think Dane cook is funny, at least in the way a kid with ADHD is funny. Jeff Dunham belongs on this list for sure, ventriloquism should have died along time ago.
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    clumsyhans Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:43 am
    Albert doesn`t find them funny. At Al.
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    turby13 Female 30-39
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:51 am
    I hate robin williams
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:52 am
    skinnybox - chances are the submittor ran out of room to type all; assumed it had typed it all (as it is only one letter, it`s an easy mistake to make), and hit submit.

    I don`t know many of these comedians, I`ve heard of one or two though.

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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:53 am
    The only one i recognised was Jay Leno. Since when is he a comedian? he`s just a chatshow host who has a monologue surely? chatshow host with monologue doesnt not a comedian make.
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    mlr1021 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:56 am
    spot on
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    Fox4Brawl Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:02 am
    i gotta disagree with the jeff dunham part. its true that no one does the whole puppet thing besides him anymore, but thats the thing. He succeeds in what so many people have failed to do since then, because its damn funny.

    his new show is straight up horrible though.

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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:04 am
    i completely agree with all of them, except Dane cook and Jeff Dunham... i like them, and laugh particularly hard at there jokes.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Honestly, I think almost all American comedians are unfunny. I can only name, what... 2 or 3 American comedians I find funny, the comedy just seems so dumbed down and over the top. Lee Evans, Michael McIntyre, Jack Dee, Russell Howard, Ricky Gervais, Jimmy Carr, Peter Kay... All my favourite comedians, all British.

    And I`m surprised I didn`t see Sarah Silverman on there, she really is not a funny woman.

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    madest Male 40-49
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:33 am
    This list might be legit had it come from MAD magazine or Cracked. Newsweek knows comedy like Adam Lambert knows women.
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Agreed. However, I did enjoy Dane Cook, when he first appeared in the spot light.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:52 am
    Gallagher is funny as hell (but someone is going to say that about everyone on this list). Jeff Dunham is funny when he`s not doing stupid racist stuff, which I find he does to often. I love Peanut, and can tolerate Walter, but the dead terrorist guy has got to go.
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    langdonhill Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Who is Al and why aren`t comedians being funny at him? Come on, certainly Al deserves a laugh just as much as the rest of us.
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:08 am
    wow, so i think im the only person in the world that still thinks dane cook and jeff dunham is funny... also, i think emo phillips is FRIKKEN helarious!
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:10 am
    mitch hedberg (albeit, he is dead) and jim gaffigan are hilarious and they`re american comics. it`s not that comics are american that makes them unfunny, it`s just like 4 out 5 comics aren`t funny at all regardless of race and america just publicizes its comedians more.
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    akinis Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:23 am
    I think this article may have been better titled "Comedians who were funny once, but aren`t now."

    With the exception of emo phillips, every single one of these guys were funny when they first came out. Howie Mandel`s 12 days of christmas song? Carrottop before he started looking like a freak? The Dice Man Cometh?

    These guys may be washed up now, but even Gallager was quite witty and observant when he started. Till he went total prop and smash, he used to be very edgy (for the time)

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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:35 am
    Should be renamed to "12 hilarious comics liberals hate".
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:36 am
    I`m stunned that Jim Breuer didn`t make this list. He sure as hell belongs on it.
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    AuraFox Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I like dane cook, he didnt need to make a movie though, but Mitch Hedberg was something else, how can you argue with `There should never be an escalator out of order sign, just escalator temporarily stairs`
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Yea ok. I enjoy dane cook, shoot me.
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    shoboni Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:11 am
    I actually think Larry`s pretty funny.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
    But I love Larry the Cable Guy and Howie Mandel.
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:32 am
    12 comedians who aren`t funny at all, would you please? A comic is still a comic, a comedian a comedian.
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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:32 am
    For some reason race humor just isn`t all that funny to me. It`s like, anybody can do it. If I want race humor, I`ll just go to my job.
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:46 am
    dane cook is good enough to not be on that list, you want unfunny how about, nvm fire alarm at my school will post later.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:48 am
    Always focusing on the negative. Can`t we for once get a list of FUNNY comedians?
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    imnaked Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 10:57 am
    they should of just put the comediens of smoking gun presents worlds dumbest their all horible why i wont watch the show
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    dustpan56 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 11:23 am
    While I mostly agree, I want to vote Dane Cook off that list.
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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 11:49 am
    I agree with all of them except jeff dunham. I really like him.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    But theres so many comics that arnt funny, why just rule out these guys!
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    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    Ugh, I HATE Dane Cook and Larry The Cable Guy.

    The original joke that Dane Cook allegedly stole was funny, until he delivered it. His fans are all douchebags, he replaces punchlines with yelling and running around, and from what Ive read/heard, hes a total dick.

  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    November 25, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    I expect nearly everyone will like one comic on this list...NEARLY everyone, but not me.
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    Supersyko Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    I agree with most of those, but some of those are funny and too many people started quoting their stuff and then we all got tired of them.
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    Reaper8 Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Thank god Dane Cook was on there. However, I do like Jeff Dunham.
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    Skankenstein Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    I agree with Old Ollie. I don`t like anyone on that list. =/
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Gallagher rocks, screw you guys!
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    bananajojo Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    all of them suck. ALL
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    spot on. spot on.
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    I`ll agree with the entire list. Except for Jeff Dunham. He`s hilarious.
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    yayforme Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Who`s Al?
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    FCMXD Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm
    How did Jerry Seinfeld not make the list? His show was to comedy as Survivor is to legitimate theater.
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    tails-tails Male 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    All but larry the cable guy, and dane cook
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    November 25, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    > FCMXD
    > How did Jerry Seinfeld not make the list? His show was to comedy as Survivor is to legitimate theater.

    Oh cmon, how can you not find "twang de twang de twang twang" and some random word NOT funny!!??? Next you`ll be telling us Jerry Springer isn`t a legitimate Journalist.

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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I`m surprised. Al usually has a very open taste in jokes.
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    thetoastking Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    jeff dunham is hilarious thats an outrage
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    LightShaded Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 7:35 pm
    Jerry`s comedy is simple and easy for average people to relate to. The show on the other hand is way to funny. The bit with Kramer, the kerosene and Newman. "Oh the humanity!" HA!
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    bulbasaur Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    They were all true. Even Larry, even Dane, and even Jeff. They all recycle their material like crazy. It was funny the first time I heard their jokes, but every time I watched another special by any of them, I left without laughing once.
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    How did Robin Williams not make this list? All the rest are spot on, though. These guys are the worst of the worst.
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    November 25, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Interesting. It seems as though I agree with a good many comments on this list... Jeff Dunham doesn`t belong on it. The rest, you can pretty much keep... And as to the guy below me... Watch Robin Williams do stand up when you`re drunk. It will be the funniest sh*t you`ve ever seen.
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    Maromi Female 18-29
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    November 25, 2009 at 11:44 pm
    I like Jeff Dunham...well that is when I didn`t hear his same material over and over....and that was before his tv show, but still, he`s funny.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2009 at 1:22 am
    Jeff Dunham was funny 20 years ago. But much like Dice Clay, he`s been doing the same bit ever since. I mean, hasn`t that jalipino rotted of that freakin` stick yet. I remember whatching him do that bit when I was in the 8th grade. I`M 33 NOW!!! MOVE THE HELL ON!!!
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    ghostkev Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 2:17 am
    I do not agreewith most of the list.. some yes alot of them no..
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 5:13 am
    John Pinette, wow i hate that guy. If he wasn`t fat where would his comedy be then?

    And i really despise him all the more when he say`s "nay,nay"

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    Mikeado Male 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 7:41 am
    I`m sure that`s a repost, but only because I remember having never heard of all but 2 of them.
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    lennon256 Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2009 at 9:25 am
    I agree with the entire list except for Emo Philips.
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    RdDan Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2009 at 10:24 am
    My favorite three stand-ups are Bill Bailey, Eddie Izzard and Ross Noble.
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    buttersisluv Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    Emo Phillips is an acquired taste. I like him.
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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    November 26, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Some of those people are funny, I like Jeff Dunham
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    appjoe Male 30-39
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    November 26, 2009 at 10:27 pm
    pretty much spot on add the ENTIRE cast of seinfield or any of the wayan brothers to the list
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    gothmo Female 18-29
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    November 26, 2009 at 11:19 pm
    yeah Jeff is only the one that`s actually funny...his show isn`t, but those short specials are. his show sucks butt.
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    gongxi Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2009 at 12:27 am
    Emo Phillips is drating hilarious.
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    Saragato Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    I was sad to see Jeff Dunham on there. The guy is funny. His show sometimes pushes it, but his specials are hilarious.

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