10 Things You Should Never Say to a Gamer Girl

Submitted by: bckids1208 8 years ago in
http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/10-things-you-should-never-say-to-a-gamer-girl/

Actually, these 10 are pretty tame for the I-A-B crowd. Do your worst in the forum.
There are 67 comments:
Female 51
Lol @ Mindless. Btw, it`s "mistook". And I think that list could have been better, but I got a few giggles out of it either way.
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Female 7
I`m a gamer girl too : D

What you should never say to me when I`m gaming, is: Put that joystick down!

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Female 8
nobody likes to hear lame pick up lines and if a dude can`t handel getting beat by a girl he shouldn`t think bought it theirs no shame in losing to someone better then u how come when a guy losses to a girl he freaks out but when a girl losses shes just supposed to except it. Can`t people just be good sports it would make the world a more fun place
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Male 1,045
my cousin can beat my ass at some games, and she`s 15.

altough it might be because i don`t play xbox

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Male 80
It`s always funny to see the cognitive dissonance that feminism brings to the party.
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Male 499
I think she mistaked female gamers with feminist gamers.
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Male 12,365
[quote]so evidently female gamers are feminists?[/quote]

What makes you think that`s evident?

It`s like saying that it`s evident that homosexual men are effeminate poseurs who prance around the streets either mostly naked or in drag.

It`s simply not true. It`s just that those who are like that are much more noticeable.

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Male 1,089
so evidently female gamers are feminists?
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Female 369
Bitchez is good at game too son!
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Male 12,365
[quote]Girls are not capable of the complexities of video games. jk but it has been proven that men have better hand eye coordination and reaction time just as women are better at other mental processes.[/quote]

No, it hasn`t.

It has been shown that there is a tendency for men to average better co-ordination and reaction speed than women, but that`s very different to what you said. Also, it isn`t known for sure to what extent it`s innate and to what extent it`s training as a result of socialisation. From a very young age male people are more likely than female people to do things requiring reaction speed and co-ordination and it`s likely that has some effect.

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Female 1,682
Hooray for video games :3 Course, ive met a few guys that, when i start talking about video games they make comments about how i probably just play stuff like Mario Kart and Rockband and thats it..Its rather annoying, and stereotypical :/
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Male 9,305
Gender means nothing online. You either have the skills to back up your L75 BLM/25WHM, or the infinite list of guns in the armory, or you`re just a whiney little annoyance. So don`t get high and mighty just because you have a dick or a vagina.

It`s skills and respect. Nothing more.

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Female 165
And you know the best thing to say to a Gamer Girl? "Hey stop being a fu*king Femi-nazi who writes sh*tty articles because you play video games to cover up your insecurities".

Oh damn did I just say that :) I believe all gamers are equal anyway. "Gamer girls" are just a clique just like emo kids or preps.

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Male 2,582
Clearly written by a mean spirited, stuck up cun t.
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Female 864
Western US
614 Posts Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:46:04 PM
To me, there is nothing worse than "Gamer girls" who think they are special snowflakes for playing games. Who cares what your gender is? If you have to point out your sex in a game (online), then you`re using it like a crutch and probably are either trying to get something free, or are just a really crappy player.
I play games (Mmo`s, offline RPGS, RTS, and the occasional shooter if it has a good story.) and if it comes up in conversation, its no different than if I were to say I like science fiction, or fishing. Its just something I do. End story. No big deal. I`ve never once had any of the situations she`s talking about.

what she said :)

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Male 1,193
Girls are not capable of the complexities of video games. jk but it has been proven that men have better hand eye coordination and reaction time just as women are better at other mental processes.
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Male 1,226
Gamer girls who specifically tell other people they are gamer girls should be killed. I DON`T CARE THAT YOU`RE A GIRL, I JUST DON`T GIVE A DAMN. WHY AM I EVEN SHOUTING.

Unfunny article.

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Male 1,666
What about calling them a pre-pubescent boy?
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Male 334
i think her point of the article is if your interested in her, like you want to date her or something, those are the things NOT to say.
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Female 1,890
this was lame and unfunny

not offensive either
just a pretty big failure
i know who is on IAB that cant play video games...kekekekekekekekekekekeke

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Male 194
The real problem here is being a female with a massive wang.
I ask people to play with my joystick and they just think i`m talking pong.
I`m not, but it also involves balls.
and mouths.
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Male 12,365
[quote]"I bet you are fat IRL" Is the most common thing I`ve ever heard in game lobbies. [/quote]

As pathetic and nasty-minded insults go, that`s on a par with "You have a small penis" comments.

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Male 12,365
[quote]Of course Angil is raping the front page of comments...[/quote]

Not at all - the page is explicitly consenting. It`ll consent to anyone and everyone, a dozen at a time!

[quote]Heated gaming debate FTW.[/quote]

I shall break out my asbestos troll suit!

Here we go:

Only adolescent losers with poor personal hygeine game on consoles. Except for the Wii, which is only used by children and childlike adults.

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Female 509
@IssaTheFiend

Yes, I`ve had that said to me on several occassions in RE5 on the PS3. If only I could use my RL pic as an avatar.

Girlgamerz rule!!

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Female 2,352
"I bet you are fat IRL" Is the most common thing I`ve ever heard in game lobbies.
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Female 275
i loved it

wooooow at vvv

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Female 65
"You play video games? What, like `Wii Fit` and `Wii Tennis`?"

I had someone say that to me... I went bat poo crazy.

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Female 15,763
Of course Angil is raping the front page of comments...

Heated gaming debate FTW.

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Male 12,365
[quote]One thing you should never say to a gamer boy, "Hey, you wanna do it"...

Never get rid of them[/quote]

Sure you can, because you didn`t specify "it". "It" could be the washing up, a parachute jump, a marathon...anything.

You`re too old to be having sex with children, anyway. You should be looking at men (or women) for that particular "it", not boys (or girls).

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Male 12,365
If someone told me they were a gamer girl, the only thing I`d be likely to say to them is "goodbye" because they will almost certainly either be the sort of person Loxen referred to or a sexist bigot with a massive chip on her shoulder looking to pick a fight with a man, any man.

N.B. I am talking about a gamer girl, not a gamer who is female. Extremely different, even if they played the same games equally as much. A gamer being female? Why care? People don`t play computer games with their genitals, so their sex is irrelevant in this context. Like it is in most contexts.

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Male 12,365
[quote]I usually just ask "Girl Gamers" to suck my knob.
Like any other woman, actually.
And then hit them.[/quote]

A couple of interpretations of your post seem worthy of comment:

i) You`ve listed yourself as female in your details here, so when you refer to yourself as doing something in a given situation and follow it with "like any other woman", the usual meaning in English would be that any other woman in the same situation would do the same thing. Which leads to an amusing image of millions of women telling millions of other women to suck their knob and a horde of WTF? expressions.

ii) `Girl gamers` actually means "people who game girls". It`s a clumsy way to put it, but that`s what it means.

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Male 2,148
Really? The only people saying these things aren`t actually trying to hook up with the girl. I don`t know anyone retarded enough to try these lines seriously and expect them to have a shot.
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Female 253
One thing you should never say to a gamer boy, "Hey, you wanna do it"...

Never get rid of them

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Male 12,365
[quote]With sexist comments like that I don`t see a happy future with any girl for you[/quote]

His comment wasn`t at all sexist - it was an accurate description of socialisation and marketing, which of course reflects socialisation.

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Female 1,264
All I can say is there are some very immature people in this world...
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Male 1,381
gamer girls do *NOT* look like that. holy eff.
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Male 4,290
[quote]The kind of guy who thinks Simon Cowell is a genius. [/quote]

Don`t worry RdDan, I think if anyone were that much of a dickhead the universe would actually just implode out of embarassment.

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Male 245
shut that stupid x-box off and make me a sandwich,wench
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Male 3,755
Geez, you knew it was lame and still posted it.
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Male 1,918
"I agree with Loxen. Just because you are female and play video games doesnt make you into some rare white rhino. You are a Person who plays video games."

"so when i boy plays with barbies, no one cares? the only thing is that, videogames -- mistakenly-- have been a toy directed to boys, not girls. i would love if my gf played videogames with me, but the reality is that they would rather do something else"

With sexist comments like that I don`t see a happy future with any girl for you

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Male 1,918
for #4 it seems kind of innocent that was a rude response
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Male 7,839
i never say anything bad to female gamers, i appreciate it when a girl has some clue as to what im talking about.
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Male 672
"If I win, you suck me off. If you win, you get to suck me off!"
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Male 3,296
"I agree with Loxen. Just because you are female and play video games doesnt make you into some rare white rhino. You are a Person who plays video games."

so when i boy plays with barbies, no one cares? the only thing is that, videogames -- mistakenly-- have been a toy directed to boys, not girls. i would love if my gf played videogames with me, but the reality is that they would rather do something else

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Female 1,697
After reading this article all I can say it`s MEN SUCK!!
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Female 538
I agree with you, TheSharpest. I am just like "Ok. Who gives a poo if someone says that?" Particularilly the "What is your gamertag? I bet I could kick your ass" If she gets offended at that...... -shakes head- As a woman, I can rightfully say that half of all women need to take a chill pill. And half of all people just need to cool it in general... We just had a black man come to our school and tell us why being Pc is so important... Because, you know... Everyone fits in everywhere and it might hurt someone`s feelings if they feel excluded... I raised my hand and told him that he couldn`t be on my women`s basketball team. His response was "that`s different"

Made me laugh a bit. I love these idiots. Always contradicting themselves.

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Male 1,764
Anyone else getting a feminazi vibe?
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Female 1,190
while i agree, gamer girls are actually just gamers, guys do tend to over react when beaten by one (like myself ;)
but ive also met plenty of nice people so honestly, it could go both ways :P
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Male 480
I agree with Loxen. Just because you are female and play video games doesnt make you into some rare white rhino. You are a Person who plays video games.
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Male 385
How bout, "Get in the kitchen and make me a pie!" Cause that`s what they should be doing anyway/
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Male 3,842
Don`t get this article. If saying these things hurts someone`s feelings, well, that is the point of a taunt! In fact, this article is sort of like a checklist for something that you should say as a challenge to a gamer girl.
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Male 101
fail, if u can read this comment dont click the link it sucked
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Male 792
PoonHat
Female, 30-39, Europe
106 Posts Thursday, November 19, 2009 1:33:15 PM
I usually just ask "Girl Gamers" to suck my knob.
Like any other woman, actually.
And then hit them.

Well, there`s an interesting vision. You female, or a tranny?

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Male 143
Ok this is the best I can think of since I actually have played against girls before and they put up a good game:
"Really, you play video games?...No, but seriously? HAHAHA"
"No no, you wouldn`t like that game. *referring to Dead of Alive Beach Volleyball*"
"PWWWWN!!!!!! *air humping motion after winning, preferably towards her face*"
But yea a hot, intelligent girl who plays video games, but is still not better than you, is a real find. Almost like finding an oasis after 5 days in the desert.
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Female 1,386
To me, there is nothing worse than "Gamer girls" who think they are special snowflakes for playing games. Who cares what your gender is? If you have to point out your sex in a game (online), then you`re using it like a crutch and probably are either trying to get something free, or are just a really crappy player.
I play games (Mmo`s, offline RPGS, RTS, and the occasional shooter if it has a good story.) and if it comes up in conversation, its no different than if I were to say I like science fiction, or fishing. Its just something I do. End story. No big deal. I`ve never once had any of the situations she`s talking about.
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Female 3,828
" do your worst in the forums"? o man im kind of scared now...
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Male 194
I usually just ask "Girl Gamers" to suck my knob.
Like any other woman, actually.
And then hit them.
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Male 5,189
Meh...Just Meh on this one.
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Male 1,718
So what, your a man right?
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Male 2,486
IMO Guys who treat gamer girls any different are pathetic and lonely. My girlfriend games quite a bit and I don`t find it out of the ordinary. Big deal, an attractive woman that plays video games.
My girlfriend says:
"There`s a lot more than you think, they`re just afraid to admit it because of the stereotype of gamers, or the lonely nerds waiting to flirt with any girl that might show up."
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Male 759
Why does this article even exist?

Seems like desperation to me.

I can`t believe any man would ask these questions, and if he did, he`d probably be the kind of guy who expresses amazement if a female can service her car or put up a shelf.
The kind of guy who thinks everyone from Japan is a karate expert even if he himself is Japanese and can`t fight his way out of a paper bag.
The kind of guy who thinks Simon Cowell is a genius.

You know the kind of guy i`m talking about

A dickhead

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Male 819
Or what? She would cry?
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Male 2,220
Yeah, girls are good at the Co-op. Fetch me a couple of four packs of Stella and a packet of crips while you`re there..
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Male 25,416
Nice effort! o gamer girls are such cool people! they live on the same wave length!
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Male 3,255
Ohh look, a woman thinking she is special for doing something that men do and wanting special treatment for doing it.
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Male 678
What`s wrong with "wanna play with my joystick"?
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Male 32
Link: 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Gamer Girl [Rate Link] - Actually, these 10 are pretty tame for the I-A-B crowd. Do your worst in the forum.
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