With Neighbors Like This, Who Needs Enemies? [Pi

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

We"re not sure if we should laugh, cry or shake our head about this guy and his lawn sign.
There are 116 comments:
Female 138
@groogle ur pic just made me poop myself
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Male 2,592
i kind of have a love/hate relationship with firearms, I`d love to own one but can`t cuz i`ll instantly go to prison if caught with one or in the car with someone whos strapped.. but i hate being shot or shot at. getting shot suxxxxxxx... seriously i don`t recommend it
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Male 345
Epic. Why does everyone always rush to the home intruder or Billy shooting himself arguments when it comes to the gun control issue? Please step back into history and understand why the 2nd Amendment was in place; to protect the citizenry from its own government.

"Any people anywhere, being inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable, a most sacred right – a right which we hope and believe is to liberate the world." -- Abraham Lincoln, 1848

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Male 8
smilinsam did you really just compare guns to stairs. "hey billy want to come over i found my dad`s stairs!"
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Male 2,172
Make copies of this sign and plant it in strangers front yard all over america.

Do it.

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Female 3,598
rocketface are you trying to make a point with that? by that logic all things that are potentially harmful to children should be banned. like power tools, electrical sockets, stairs, etc...
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Female 3,598
there is gun control. it exists. it is controlled by permits and background checks and waiting periods. why does everyone think that it is all or nothing? you CAN have a gun, or you could choose NOT to have a gun. but why make it so NOBODY gets one? i don`t own one but i`m seriously considering buying one, just in case i can`t later.
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Female 32
rocketface, best comment ive seen in a while. made your point in a funny way.
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Male 77
That`s the way I think about Buds
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Female 168
I like the pretty pink flowers behind the very manly angry sign.
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Male 8
blades666666 thats a good point. Just the other day i heard about this kid who found his dad`s baseball bat and accidentally beat himself to death.
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Male 27
I also find it funny that people aren`t trying to get bats to become exclusively used for baseball, softball, and whatnot... I heard they were used moreso than guns for murder.
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Male 118
I see a person of low self esteem who lives in fear and feels more empowered by having a gun. Additionally, he is trying to encite fear in his neighbor to prove he is right. Oh, this guy clearly has a small penis too.
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Female 185
Guns will never get banned. It would be a political nightmare for whatever politician did it. Plus, why do it? People will just find other ways to kill each other.
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Female 119
my ancestors used to get rid of neighbours they didn`t like with zyklon b.
but thanks to your guns those days are over.
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Female 89
Gun control maybe, banning guns HA HA HA! ^5 to the guy who made that sign lol
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Male 58
Man, i just love the fact that Liberals are to stupid to bother looking up info, they would much rather have it spoon fed to them by somebody else. Gun control doesn`t work, and we have all of history to prove it! Show me one place where gun control led to major improvements, and i might think about changing my thoughts.
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Male 15,832
I only had 956 characters, but it still chopped off quite a bit. Here`s the rest:

3inABed "If people like that are able to fly under the radar for so long there is something wrong the system in place to monitor for such people appearing. Prevention is better than a cure."

So what are you suggesting, thought police? It`s been tried.

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Male 260
rockcabbage u contradicted urself and ur a complete jackass, you said " anyone who says that they want ANY type of gun banned is UNAMERICAN!" and then not 5 seconds later you say " i do agree with, though, such as the complete removal of grenades, grenade launchers RPGs and basically all explosive weapon" those can be considered guns or gun attachments as well, and u want those banned? i guess ur just some democratic ass hole like you said... not, republicans are the non-nice individuals, thanks for 8 years of bush jackass
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Male 953
"I not quite sure that is accurate. I was unaware Germany was directly trying to take over america in that war. Also by that logic everyone in Germany currently speaks english right?"

Not America dumb ass... Germany was trying to take over the other half of the world and Americans were sent over to save them. Plus Japan said they didn`t invade America was because they knew every household here was armed.

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Male 14,330
Ya gun control worked great in Northern Ireland for such a long time I`m sure there`s no illegal weapons there........
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Male 112
Free speech is one thing but making someone a target for being robbed...? IDK
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Male 15,832
3inABed "Didn`t the Nazi actually lessen gun-control in Germany?"

No. Read your history (and not the censored politically correct crap you were fed in school).

[i]On November 11, 1938, the Minister of the Interior, Wilhelm Frick, passed Regulations Against Jews` Possession of Weapons. This regulation effectively deprived all Jews of the right to possess firearms or other weapons.[/i]

Source: http://www.stephenhalbrook.com/article-n...

"And about the gun nuts who do take out innocent people, surely they didn`t come to this decision over night?"

No, they usually plan their crimes months in advance, and they ALWAYS commit them in gun-free zones. They don`t want people shooting back at them.

"If people like that are able to fly under the radar for so long there is something wrong the system in place to monitor for such people appearing. Prevention is better tha

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Male 394
i agree with this guy i need one of those sighs! lol
but seriusly, everyone who wants to limit guns is a democratic ass hole, and yes GUNS do = FREEDOM, this nations was founded on the right to bear arms, and just because people kill people with them dosent make them taboo or bad, anyone who says that they want ANY type of gun banned is UNAMERICAN! plain and simple, the fact that anyone would want them banned is FAR beyond me i have been both target shooting and hunting for years now and no one has gotten hurt none of the fellow americans and the gun club have gotten hurt, they dont run around blowing peoples heads off or mugging people at gunpoint, just a few years ago it was absolutely normal to be walking around with a rifle strapped around you, as long as you werent shooting it at people then it was fine, you were just being AMERICAN, there are some things i do agree with, though, such as the complete removal of grenades, grenade launchers RPGs and basically all explosive weapon
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Male 47
GUNS = Freedom - plain and simple.

lol that comment is funnier than the picture, on a serious note though if you ever did meet someone who did actually believed this.... I think you would have to shoot them.....

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Male 35
I not quite sure that is accurate. I was unaware Germany was directly trying to take over america in that war. Also by that logic everyone in Germany currently speaks english right?
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Male 953
You all can rag on Americans and their guns but don`t forget if it wasn`t for all those Americans who grew shooting guns that came over and saved your ass during WWII all you Mother F*uckers would be speaking German right now.

GUNS = Freedom - plain and simple.

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Male 4,867
haha what a dick
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Male 3,255
That guy is an non-nice individual.
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Male 29
@OldOllie, didn`t the Nazi actually lessen gun-control in Germany?
And about the gun nuts who do take out innocent people, surely they didn`t come to this decision over night? If people like that are able to fly under the radar for so long there is something wrong the system in place to monitor for such people appearing. Prevention is better than a cure.
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Male 15,832
3inABed "how can you compare the instigator of WW2 to people who bring guns into schools to blast away students?"

I think you completely missed my point.

I`m not comparing Hitler to people who bring guns into schools. I`m comparing Hitler to gun-control Nazis who guarantee those nuts that they will have the only gun on the premises, and they can shoot innocent people like fish in a barrel till they run out of ammo without have to worry about anyone shooting back.

Hitler was PRO-gun control. He knew you couldn`t put people into cattle cars and ship them off to death camps unless you first took away their guns.

"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own downfall by so doing."
- Adolf Hitler

Just remember, when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

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Male 1,646
there is no need for gun-control in anyway, its not the guns that cause problems its the people that use them. watch Bowling for Columbine, there are equal number of guns in other country`s, its just America that chooses to use them the way we do.
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Male 14,330
VV Those people banned guns when they came into power so they could stay in power.
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Male 29
Well excuse me then, I`ll rephrase my comment to "...Americans who still feel the need to blast away with their guns in schools, universities, ex-places or work, shopping malls, each other for the most trivial of things". How`s that? And of the anti-communism picture you posted, Castro, Qaddafi, Kim-Jong-Il are still alive so I really don`t know what that poster is trying to say. Or are you seriously subscribing to the idea that if there was no gun control those people in the poster would not have come into power?

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Female 42
Sweet sign.
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Male 14,330
"Also how do you fire a rifle with one hand? No disrespect but it seems like it would be... Difficult."

You don`t have to necissarily grip the stock you just have to support it.

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Male 14,330
@3inbed

Blowing up something with a gun how would you do that? You should ban gas and fertilizer in europe too that`s what blows up.

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Male 14,330
I`m a college graduate who lives on the east coast and I`m atheist. I also support the second amendment when you group gun owners as "rednecks" your being narrow minded and hippocritical. You probably have no knowledge of our gun laws and have never used a firearm which somehow in your minds makes you think you know what to do with them. Anyone commiting a crime with an ounce of intelligence wouldn`t use a leagaly obtained gun because they can be traced easily.By the logic of the guns kill people argument you should ban spoons for making Rosie Odonald fat. Wanna take my gun come and get it.
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Male 29
@OldOllie, how can you compare the instigator of WW2 to people who bring guns into schools to blast away students?

But to answer your question. It seems a lot, much more than the gun fanatic Americans who still feel the need to blow up schools, universities, ex-places of work, shopping malls, each other for the most trivial of things etc etc.

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Male 4,594
I agree Huffner: Insane Anti-gun nuts ARE serious control freaks!
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Male 4,680
Further proof that owning guns just makes you more paranoid than without.
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Male 59
This pic makes me love Canada
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Male 269
ahhh, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

so it`s not well enough that one neighbor, under the constitution, has guns & the other does not. the other neighbor wants to force his will on his neighbor by banning guns, why not just leave them alone?

the sign is perfect!!!

because if the government ever tries to remove the constitution & take over the people, the one without guns is f@#$%^d

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Male 3,631
Ingenious. Let`s see them put their money where their mouth is.
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Male 367
Insane Gun nuts are serious control freaks.
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Male 352
Also how do you fire a rifle with one hand? No disrespect but it seems like it would be... Difficult.
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Male 352
"I always love the mentality that, "Well if everyone had guns in ___ situation then the guy would be down in a minute." Yeah and so would 30 other people."

I`d like to hear the logic behind this.

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Female 15,763
I always love the mentality that, "Well if everyone had guns in ___ situation then the guy would be down in a minute." Yeah and so would 30 other people.

Keep in mind I have a gun and am somewhat experienced in riflery and gun safety. I ain`t trying to take away no one`s gun.

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Male 15,832
MonzaBird "Haven`t you guys learned at all from all the school shootings and poo?"

I learned to stay away from "Gun-free Zones." They`re f*cking deathtraps.

What did YOU learn about gun control from Hitler?

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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 703
hes an ass
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Female 92
kc_phillips "you dont like america? leave=]"

I hate when people say that. People have the freedom to love or hate America. That`s what makes it so great.

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Male 1
you dont like america? leave=]
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Male 609
Look im from London, now you compare the uk which regrettably has become a mini america people are a lot more scared on the streets then those in america. fearful of the asbo binge drinking youths and crime is raging.

Now compare similar areas with america its fairly quite why you ask as people never know if the person your aboout to rob is going to blow your head off with a magnum. Criminals get guns and weapons nothing wrong with arming yourself if its controlled.

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Male 245
"Go to hell. I`m a liberal atheist"

wat

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Female 377
I bet the neighbor is an non-nice individual.
If this IS real, it`s hilarious...


actually, either way it`s pretty witty.

And people, stop whining about America. Every government has it`s bad sides, and ours might not be totally stable right now, but we`re still well off generally. It IS a nation with a lot of opportunities to succeed.

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Male 1,918
Banning guns wont stop anything, the gun problems would continue on the black market
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Male 29
LoL, I love that oxymoron. "Go to hell, I`m a liberal atheist." Classic ^_^
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Male 1,455
"j12araiza what are you smoking? Liberals hate religion. Conservatives are the religious ones. Chances are, if you support the second amendment, you are a conservative christian."

Go to hell. I`m a liberal atheist and I fully support the 2nd Amendment.

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Male 52
AND THE BATTLE CONTINUES!
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Female 1,283
Lol, liberals and conservatives. Can`t we all get along?
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Male 1,054
wrexsoul

Do you believe that lying is wrong?

Jesus was a radical liberal socialist who opposed injustice and chastised the rich.

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Male 90
Your gun has 2 uses. #1 is to be used to hunt for food. #2 is to protect yourself against tanks, air jets and missle guided bombs should our goverment ever want to turn on its people.
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Male 148
wrexsoull>
you can`t speak for everyone, I am neither a rep or a dem, and while I consider myself kind of a liberal I fully support the second amendment and own a few guns myself.
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Male 601
>wrexsoull, j12araiza

I am very liberal, non religious, and I support the second amendment. To hell with your theories!

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Male 127
If anyone ever comes for my gun they`ll have to get their still living friend to pry it from my cold dead fingers for them because they`ll be dead.
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Male 86
j12araiza what are you smoking? Liberals hate religion. Conservatives are the religious ones. Chances are, if you support the second amendment, you are a conservative christian.
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Male 670
high five that guy
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Male 214
@crakrjak "And I`d bet the guy without the guns is a treehugging, brains falling out, liberal hippie that wants to force his way on everyone around him." you forgot christian.
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Male 367
Gun owners ftw!
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Male 1,045
looks like someone photoshoped the $hit out of this picture
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Male 216
man, if that was real, i would be pretty f`ing funny
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Male 17,512
I`m sure there is a backstory to this. Probably goes along the lines of the guy without the guns calling the police, neighbors, city council, etc.. on the guy with the guns.

And I`d bet the guy without the guns is a treehugging, brains falling out, liberal hippie that wants to force his way on everyone around him.

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Male 2,076
fake
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Male 601
"There are countries with much bloodier and weapon infested history then USA and today they function excellent with weapon control"

name one.

"Whats wrong with Americans???"

Nothing, it`s our government that`s f*cked up.

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Female 172
nice, pity about the bad shop job
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Male 1
what a dick
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Male 1,220
I was sitting here wondering what the heck a "[pi" was.
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Male 194
Is that why people are being robbed in the rest of the western world? Because they dont have USA weapon tollerance?

But, wait!!! They , dont!!! Its totaly opposite the USA where kids shoots each other either by playing with daddys guns or just buying them on the streets.

I mean, if a robber put his mind to it he will find a gun despite the weapon control, right? And, the only right thing for common people is to start shooting at the robbers, right? I mean, after a long working day at the office, an average Joe just waits to turn in to Rambo and start blasting intruders. Thats, what I want...my neighbour puting slugs through my house walls.

There is no need to debate if its good to have weapon control or not. There are countries with much bloodier and weapon infested history then USA and today they function excellent with weapon control...it wors. Just compare the death rates - accidents or even among police officers and criminals. Whats wrong with Americans???

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Male 25,416
Nice! never speak your mind unless your can stick up for it when the time comes!
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Male 601
yeah, just like alcohol, if guns are banned all the dangerous people will still find ways to acquire or make guns...the only difference will be that the average person will no longer have protection against these people.
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Male 50
You have to keep in mind that if we were to ban guns the people that will use them for all the wrong reasons will get them. And then the people who do abide by the law are now defenseless. Not saying we should go kill people because we have guns but at least we can use them to protect ourselves. I am sure someone would be less likely to point a gun at someone that is also armed then just a standard unarmed person. And all the "gun crimes" won`t end. They will probably increase just with guns bought and owned illegally since they know no one will be able to protect themselves.
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Male 525
Est87jmg are you actually going to shout this potential robber? I mean really? Chances are most people will either crap themselves or even worse get them selves shot when they try to scare of the stressed out junkie who`s broken into their house.
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Male 478
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Oh poo, i own a gun and am part of the NRA. Hate me!!!
no. i do own a gun and part of the nra, but i still live in the city and am most definitely not a hick. I have never shot my gun outside of a range which is 30 minutes from my house. I really dislike it when people generalize gun owners as messed up rednecks who want to shoot black people and mexicans.
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Male 29
east87jmg, I think that "eye for an eye" mentality is what got America where it is today with it`s gun obsession. Sadly gun crime is so prevalent and commonplace there that unless there is a MAJOR overhaul of the criminal system and the way society views itself the evil cycle will just keep on going.
"I must protect myself with a bigger gun than my would-be assailant" is not a healthy mentality.
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Male 221
"I think people who think that Canada is the world`s punchline are the world`s punchline."

i seriously say "canada is the best country in the world" on a near daily basis

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Male 3,431
See the thing is Spambot, if the U.S. Government, (whom some of us really don`t blindly trust) ever decided to be truly sadistic and tyrannical, the First Defense for the rest of the goddamn world, would be the Armed Citizens of the United States.

Now ask yourself, do *YOU* trust the United States Government? Now ask yourself why you would expect us to? The Right to bear arms isn`t about protecting ourselves from other Citizens, it`s about protecting ourselves from Oppressive Governments, like the Kind you find in Burma, Or China, or Iran, or North Korea, or any of the other thousands of places where the right of people to defend themselves is infringed upon by their Government.

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Female 1,604
Agreed Spambot, however every country has people that are backward.
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Male 90
You say that Spambot, but what if a "gun totting" person breaks into your house with a gun? Gonna attack them with a frying pan?
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Male 1,931
Sigh...
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Male 541
I think people who think that Canada is the world`s punchline are the world`s punchline.
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Male 5,314
NRA forever!!!
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Male 74
genius
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Male 672
Ew, this sign made me throw up in my mouth a little. There are people like this in the world? How depressing.
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Male 525
Crazy ass yanks and their f**king guns. No offence to the non gun totting Americans but some of your country men are backwards, redneck a**holes.
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Male 29
Since when is Canada the worlds punch line? Generally America is the punch line. No offense to the sensible Americans of course.
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Male 51
-Pats the .357 sitting at his side.- I love my gun.
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Male 1,381
haha awesome.
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Male 210
[quote]what a f*cking prick[/quote]

I know! Can`t believe that guy wants to ban guns! At least the guy with the sign is protected.

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Male 587
America sucks? LOL says the guy from CANADA! your country is a joke will always be a joke. Way to be the worlds punch line CANADA LOL
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Male 587
awesome.
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Male 720
Nice.
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Male 310
Wow. People who love guns are kinda crazy, huh?
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Male 7,585
what a f*cking prick
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Male 1,093
Ironically, the owner of the sign is also in charge of the neighborhood watch.
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Female 218
Shopped or not I totally believe that there are ppl out there who`d acctually put signs like that out. Haven`t you guys learned at all from all the school shootings and poo?
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Female 349
Nah, if it was Homer, two words would be sufficient, "Rob him", lol.
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Male 10,440
There is nothing new to say. Photoshop or not, America sucks.
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Male 988
extremely clear that its shopped... lol...
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Male 599
"i could see homer doing this to flanders"
Nah, too many words for Homer.
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Female 1,578
haha, watch the neighbors house get broken into because of this
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Male 515
i`m sure the homeowners association loves this
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Male 198
He must have not returned the borrowed lawnmower.
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Male 1,484
wow, what great neighbors
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Male 1,403
i could see homer doing this to flanders
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Male 19,873
Link: With Neighbors Like This, Who Needs Enemies? [Pi [Rate Link] - We`re not sure if we should laugh, cry or shake our head about this guy and his lawn sign.
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