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Date: 10/01/09 01:05 PM

86 Responses to What`s Something You Wish You Had But Can`t? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Link: What`s Something You Wish You Had But Can`t? - Ugh, way to bring down a perfectly good fluff piece, Jess.
  2. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    teen ftw in showing up those materialistic adults.
  3. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    ...
  4. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    poor jess :[
  5. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    =|
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    If I could, I would Jess. You go girl.
  7. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    :\
  8. Profile photo of Dunmer
    Dunmer Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Yes. It pisses me off that Fancy finds this in good humor.
  9. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    D:
  10. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    awkward...
  11. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    LOL. Inadvertantly hilarious.
  12. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    just laugh at this, cuz were all going to hell anyways
  13. Profile photo of LunerFox
    LunerFox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I dont know what too say but Jess is the better person here :)
  14. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I actually do find this kind of funny, just to see how selfish those other people appear compared to that girl who just wants her parents back :(
  15. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    LOL... it could have been more awkward, though. Like "I wish I hadn`t gotten drunk at that frat party and contracted genital herpes" ~Jess.

    or something. THAT would be awkward.

  16. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:17 pm
    I laughed really hard at this.
  17. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    whats up with the sad posts today?
  18. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    wow, confronting.
  19. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    wow..
  20. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    That`s so sad..
  21. Profile photo of mopsnmaggots
    mopsnmaggots Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    the fact she`s got such a cheerful exprecsion in the pic throws ya brilliantly
  22. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    ouch
  23. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    ...on an unrelated note, "Zombieland" opens this Friday.
  24. Profile photo of Veggieman
    Veggieman Male 13-17
    338 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    hahahahaha... i like this one...
  25. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Whahah thanks Jess :)
  26. Profile photo of sixthlegion
    sixthlegion Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Pretty Sad.
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    "Can`t have"?? What`s that mean?
  28. Profile photo of BrettTurner
    BrettTurner Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    on the top side, she`s pretty cute.
  29. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    SHUT UP JESS GAITE you just have to be the buzz kill on everything GOD!
  30. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    I understand that`s truly what she wish she could have and it`s sad, but who would publish that? so morbid...
  31. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    "SHUT UP JESS GAITE you just have to be the buzz kill on everything GOD!"

    Jess Buzzkillington?

  32. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1498 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:47 pm
    :)... :)... :|
  33. Profile photo of Wazpoppin9
    Wazpoppin9 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    mX have the dumbest "My Platform" answers anyway... people are very strange...
  34. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    claire and john don`t look like they`re 20 o.o i thought they were 40.
  35. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Too bad she`s not on Oprah, Oprah would tell her to look under her seat...
  36. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    agree with neoncarrot
  37. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:03 pm
    Well there goes my day out the window... :(
  38. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    ":)... :)... :|"

    lol @ neon carrot

  39. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    whats funny about this?
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    WHY IS SHE SMILING!?
  41. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Agreed with BrettTurner.
  42. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    it`s a good post. not funny, but good.
  43. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
    i thought it was going to be riddle. My guess was infinite knowledge.
  44. Profile photo of mega_luis15
    mega_luis15 Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    aww...that`s kinda sweet.
  45. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    No way that John and Claire are 29 and 28. Maybe 45 and 37.
  46. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Yicks I hate stuff that throws you like that... I always reply with a dumb thing... like last year was with some friends and there was a girl who was like that and it went like this:

    Girl: Yea my dad is gay
    Me: Really? Does your mum look like a man?
    *friends laugh*
    Girl: My mums dead
    *aqward silence*
    Me: Wow... so... she didn`t take the news well?
    *evil looks mixed with some restrained laughter*

    Turned out she was lying anyway...

  47. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!
  48. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
    how am i the first one to mention that this is photoshopped....

    that and my lentil soup has too much spinach in it.

  49. Profile photo of elljay
    elljay Female 18-29
    41 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    lol that`s not photoshopped. It`s the mX newspaper, we get it on the trains in melbourne every week day... I saw it
  50. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    "I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!"
    ....wtf man -_-
  51. Profile photo of reor
    reor Male 13-17
    36 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    yeah you think this was bad you should read the Mx`s "Looking at you" section.
  52. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:28 pm
    What is sad is that the only one out of the three that named something they can`t have is the 18 year old. I mean come on if you worked for it and wanted it bad enough you could have those other things.
  53. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    StarDagger
    Male, 40-49, Europe
    163 Posts Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:43:43 PM
    I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!

    ==========

    Stay classy, Stardagger. How about we meet up and I buy you a drink.

    Then drive you into the woods and leave you there.

  54. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:47 pm
    Star, it`s a bad enough thing that you said that, but then I had to go look at your age...

    o_O;;

  55. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    wow star! go educate yourself on karma, then go save a kitten from a tree. then do that 10000 more times and your karma might even out.
  56. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:03 am
    Not everyone believes in karma, TKD.
  57. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:11 am
    > teiso
    > Not everyone believes in karma, TKD

    You made a dissing comment about karma and now the whole country`s got Kevin Rudd for PM, I think that sorta proves it.

  58. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Why so serious? This question was just supposed to be for fun. We don`t want your whole life story!
  59. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:49 am
    "You made a dissing comment about karma and now the whole country`s got Kevin Rudd for PM, I think that sorta proves it."

    Kevin Rudd was PM before I made that comment!

  60. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:13 am
    technically shes the only one who answered the questions correctly. the other two COULD have those things :/
  61. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:27 am
    "Too bad she`s not on Oprah, Oprah would tell her to look under her seat..."

    I can see the show now.

    "Okay you recently said in a newspaper poll that you would love to have your deceased parents back, but couldn`t."

    "*sniff* Y-yeah."

    "Look under your seat."

    "What?"

    "Look under your seat! Go on!"

    "...a copy of `Necromancy for the Grieving`?"

    *audience goes apesh-t*

  62. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:33 am
    Why so serious, you ask? Well, maybe she`d been plagued by the recent passing away of her parents?
    Seems like a plausible reason to me.
  63. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:35 am
    >k10josunn

    Agreed. So... lets direct our attention to the shallow bastards that answered incorrectly!

  64. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:49 am
    Brutal.
  65. Profile photo of DJDoubleb
    DJDoubleb Male 30-39
    382 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:17 am
    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn`t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?
  66. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:31 am
    Hahaha, Nidonemo and DJDoubleb made this post so much better. I am highly amused which is nice because it is 5:30 in the morning and I was previously displeased.
  67. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:50 am
    lmao opie!!!!!
  68. Profile photo of Squareknot
    Squareknot Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:27 am
    Oh wow....

    Guess that just goes to show you how greedy we are.

  69. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Stardagger don`t listen to them. She`s 18 so fill your boots mate.
  70. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:37 am
    To the `Why so serious` comments: I agree, I knew a girl whose mom died from breast cancer when she was about 10. I met her when she was about 17-18 and in the few months I knew her I got sick of her bringing it up in /every/ conversation. Now I don`t know the girl in this picture, but that is not really an appropriate answer. The question was meant to be fun.
  71. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
    I dont really know what to say, I feel bad for her.
  72. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:50 am
    lol
  73. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:40 am
    Dammit, I laughed! This is almost as bad as 9/11 Benny Hill...
  74. Profile photo of crucifyed4us
    crucifyed4us Male 18-29
    63 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:41 am
    Now that one made me laugh out loud. What a selfish hoe-bag.
  75. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:26 am
    What a killjoy. I bet she`s great at parties.
  76. Profile photo of Papapimpin
    Papapimpin Male 18-29
    528 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    Somebody should tell her santa clause isnt real, and see if her wish changes!
  77. Profile photo of catsrule313
    catsrule313 Female 13-17
    393 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    "Somebody should tell her santa clause isnt real, and see if her wish changes!"

    yeah uhm thats why it says "what is something you wish you had, but CANT have?"

  78. Profile photo of aram200
    aram200 Male 13-17
    257 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:13 am
    Bawwwwwwww

    some one ban kell pls

  79. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 4:13 am
    Why is she smiling after an answer like that?
  80. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    zomg people stop`d commenting
  81. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:33 am
    total downer
  82. Profile photo of monkeyinmind
    monkeyinmind Female 18-29
    90 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 3:19 am
    I love reading mX. Great to see something that is close to me on here :)
  83. Profile photo of yes369
    yes369 Female 13-17
    64 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 10:10 pm
    He is soooo not 29.
  84. Profile photo of kiran1987
    kiran1987 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 4:41 am
    TMBM blog is so funny check this out
  85. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    At least she`s not superficial.
  86. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    V V Ya, I know, honestly, but a little less mopey wouldn`t hurt.

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