What`s Something You Wish You Had But Can`t? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Ugh, way to bring down a perfectly good fluff piece, Jess.
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Male 189
V V Ya, I know, honestly, but a little less mopey wouldn`t hurt.
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Female 111
At least she`s not superficial.
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Female 64
He is soooo not 29.
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Female 90
I love reading mX. Great to see something that is close to me on here :)
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Male 703
total downer
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Male 189
zomg people stop`d commenting
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Male 167
Why is she smiling after an answer like that?
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Male 257
Bawwwwwwww

some one ban kell pls

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Female 393
"Somebody should tell her santa clause isnt real, and see if her wish changes!"

yeah uhm thats why it says "what is something you wish you had, but CANT have?"

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Male 528
Somebody should tell her santa clause isnt real, and see if her wish changes!
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Male 1,215
What a killjoy. I bet she`s great at parties.
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Male 63
Now that one made me laugh out loud. What a selfish hoe-bag.
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Male 1,598
Dammit, I laughed! This is almost as bad as 9/11 Benny Hill...
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Female 213
lol
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Female 116
I dont really know what to say, I feel bad for her.
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Male 1,451
To the `Why so serious` comments: I agree, I knew a girl whose mom died from breast cancer when she was about 10. I met her when she was about 17-18 and in the few months I knew her I got sick of her bringing it up in /every/ conversation. Now I don`t know the girl in this picture, but that is not really an appropriate answer. The question was meant to be fun.
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Male 525
Stardagger don`t listen to them. She`s 18 so fill your boots mate.
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Male 22
Oh wow....

Guess that just goes to show you how greedy we are.

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Female 3,828
lmao opie!!!!!
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Female 986
Hahaha, Nidonemo and DJDoubleb made this post so much better. I am highly amused which is nice because it is 5:30 in the morning and I was previously displeased.
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Male 382
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn`t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
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Male 1,067
Brutal.
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Male 2,552
>k10josunn

Agreed. So... lets direct our attention to the shallow bastards that answered incorrectly!

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Male 2,552
Why so serious, you ask? Well, maybe she`d been plagued by the recent passing away of her parents?
Seems like a plausible reason to me.
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Male 9,305
"Too bad she`s not on Oprah, Oprah would tell her to look under her seat..."

I can see the show now.

"Okay you recently said in a newspaper poll that you would love to have your deceased parents back, but couldn`t."

"*sniff* Y-yeah."

"Look under your seat."

"What?"

"Look under your seat! Go on!"

"...a copy of `Necromancy for the Grieving`?"

*audience goes apesh-t*

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Male 431
technically shes the only one who answered the questions correctly. the other two COULD have those things :/
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Female 673
"You made a dissing comment about karma and now the whole country`s got Kevin Rudd for PM, I think that sorta proves it."

Kevin Rudd was PM before I made that comment!

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Male 3,842
Why so serious? This question was just supposed to be for fun. We don`t want your whole life story!
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Male 8,302
> teiso
> Not everyone believes in karma, TKD

You made a dissing comment about karma and now the whole country`s got Kevin Rudd for PM, I think that sorta proves it.

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Female 673
Not everyone believes in karma, TKD.
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Male 4,793
wow star! go educate yourself on karma, then go save a kitten from a tree. then do that 10000 more times and your karma might even out.
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Female 15,763
Star, it`s a bad enough thing that you said that, but then I had to go look at your age...

o_O;;

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Male 445
StarDagger
Male, 40-49, Europe
163 Posts Thursday, October 01, 2009 7:43:43 PM
I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!

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Stay classy, Stardagger. How about we meet up and I buy you a drink.

Then drive you into the woods and leave you there.

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Male 587
What is sad is that the only one out of the three that named something they can`t have is the 18 year old. I mean come on if you worked for it and wanted it bad enough you could have those other things.
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Male 36
yeah you think this was bad you should read the Mx`s "Looking at you" section.
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Female 531
"I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!"
....wtf man -_-
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Female 41
lol that`s not photoshopped. It`s the mX newspaper, we get it on the trains in melbourne every week day... I saw it
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Male 1,674
how am i the first one to mention that this is photoshopped....

that and my lentil soup has too much spinach in it.

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Male 1,190
I`ll let her call me Daddy, and take her on rides!
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Male 1,442
Yicks I hate stuff that throws you like that... I always reply with a dumb thing... like last year was with some friends and there was a girl who was like that and it went like this:

Girl: Yea my dad is gay
Me: Really? Does your mum look like a man?
*friends laugh*
Girl: My mums dead
*aqward silence*
Me: Wow... so... she didn`t take the news well?
*evil looks mixed with some restrained laughter*

Turned out she was lying anyway...

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Male 3,755
No way that John and Claire are 29 and 28. Maybe 45 and 37.
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Male 388
aww...that`s kinda sweet.
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Male 1,093
i thought it was going to be riddle. My guess was infinite knowledge.
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Male 736
it`s a good post. not funny, but good.
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Male 189
Agreed with BrettTurner.
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Female 15,763
WHY IS SHE SMILING!?
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Male 895
whats funny about this?
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Male 152
":)... :)... :|"

lol @ neon carrot

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Female 9,558
Well there goes my day out the window... :(
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Female 931
agree with neoncarrot
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Male 2,582
Too bad she`s not on Oprah, Oprah would tell her to look under her seat...
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Female 1,043
claire and john don`t look like they`re 20 o.o i thought they were 40.
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Male 70
mX have the dumbest "My Platform" answers anyway... people are very strange...
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Male 1,496
:)... :)... :|
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Female 4,197
"SHUT UP JESS GAITE you just have to be the buzz kill on everything GOD!"

Jess Buzzkillington?

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Male 1,312
I understand that`s truly what she wish she could have and it`s sad, but who would publish that? so morbid...
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Male 106
SHUT UP JESS GAITE you just have to be the buzz kill on everything GOD!
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Male 32
on the top side, she`s pretty cute.
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Male 8,302
"Can`t have"?? What`s that mean?
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Male 10
Pretty Sad.
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Male 190
Whahah thanks Jess :)
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Male 338
hahahahaha... i like this one...
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Male 1,590
...on an unrelated note, "Zombieland" opens this Friday.
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Male 292
ouch
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Male 47
the fact she`s got such a cheerful exprecsion in the pic throws ya brilliantly
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Female 1,148
That`s so sad..
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Female 5,222
wow..
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Female 4,197
wow, confronting.
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Male 7,813
whats up with the sad posts today?
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Male 394
I laughed really hard at this.
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Male 169
LOL... it could have been more awkward, though. Like "I wish I hadn`t gotten drunk at that frat party and contracted genital herpes" ~Jess.

or something. THAT would be awkward.

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Male 346
I actually do find this kind of funny, just to see how selfish those other people appear compared to that girl who just wants her parents back :(
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Female 36
I dont know what too say but Jess is the better person here :)
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Male 1,452
just laugh at this, cuz were all going to hell anyways
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Male 1,929
LOL. Inadvertantly hilarious.
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Male 1,403
awkward...
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Male 985
D:
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Male 76
Yes. It pisses me off that Fancy finds this in good humor.
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Male 769
:\
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Female 2,509
If I could, I would Jess. You go girl.
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Female 459
=|
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Female 1,043
poor jess :[
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Male 5,314
...
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Female 1,260
teen ftw in showing up those materialistic adults.
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Male 20,827
Link: What`s Something You Wish You Had But Can`t? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ugh, way to bring down a perfectly good fluff piece, Jess.
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