What Her Underwear Says About Her [FIXED, SORRY]

Submitted by: muggyloc 8 years ago in
http://www.holytaco.com/what-her-underwear-says-about-her

You can tell a lot about a girl by the style of underwear she chooses. I-A-B girls, is this article accurate? NSFWish.
There are 124 comments:
Female 71
the comments made my day.
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Female 111
I wear thongs when I`m trying to get my husband to notice me, too bad he doesn`t. :/ But I also wear them when I`m wearing tight fitting skirts or pants, so my panty lines don`t show.

Then I wear granny panties when I run out of clean undies, or I go commando cuz it`s really comfy!

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Female 5,222
thongs.. and granny panties for period week HAHAHA thats life
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Male 144
Kinda pointless since usually by the time you see a girl`s panties you`ve already gotten idea of what she`s like.
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Male 601
The article was kinda stupid, but the comments made it worth my time.
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Female 11
i wear boy shorts they look sexy on me
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Female 1,682
and im in a commited relationship and would NEVER wear granny panties. So eh. this article is ok. and as for the thong thing...i wear those so you cant see panty lines :/ not to show off my ass lol
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Female 1,682
i love wearing boy shorts :3 either boy shorts or thong. Either or. Im not sure if articles are all the way truthful. But some of it makes sense ^_^
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Female 106
Hmm...it didn`t have normal underwear though. It had boyshorts and the tummy huggin granny pants. But what about the ones inbetween? They kinda look like granny pants but they hug your ass nice n tight, are nowhere near as big and (trust me) can look VERY sexy.

The article had some truths but in general was a pile of pooe.

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Female 61
Wow reading about a boy`s inaccurate stereotypically thoughts about women underwear was a waste of time.
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Female 56
is the article truthful?
I wear boy shorts -- I can chug beer faster than you
I wear thongs -- I don`t really have a butt for you to check out haha

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Female 364
I wear bikini briefs, boy shorts, or if I haven`t done the laundry for a while, I will wear boxers.
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Female 357
i wear french knickers

which are never mentioned on these things!

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Female 857
Oh, apparently I want guys to see my bum.
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Female 115
boyshorts suck, they give horrible wedgies >__<.
What about those hip-hugger underwear? They kind of look like the bikini bottoms, but it`s actual underwear. I forget what it`s called Dx.
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Female 2,927
um.. what about bikini briefs? they are kinda shaped like bikini bottoms but they are underwear.
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Female 61
lol m`kay so im a whore please check out my ass XD
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Female 82
nice to know that i am apparently a lazy, whore, who occasionally likes to have people at work look at my ass and want to strip (only on weekends though) s...boyshorts the first ones...are not comfey-they go up ur ass worse than a thong!
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Female 75
It just depends on what kind of mood I`m in as to what panties are appropriate. I think its safe to assume most women have an assortment of underwear for all occasions. So its kinda hard to put someone into one panty wearing category. Though, granny panties are terribly uncomfortable... and something I would have to say I don`t indulge in. I think that going commando is just comfy sometimes and also solves the problem of panty lines in tight jeans w/ out having to wear a thong. I most certainly have never ruined a pair of pants from going commando either.... b/c I wipe well. LoL
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Male 848
This article is bad.
It`s so bad i hesitated to call it an article.
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Male 2,159
I don`t know why I even clicked on that...
I agree with opiebreath.
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Female 15,763
Now that I think about it, I feel like this is written by a 12-year-old trying to imitate a Cracked article.

Poorly.

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Female 35
I really like how wearing boxers automatically makes someone a lesbian >>. They are very comfy :p.
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Male 3,619
drating sack djrima001!

seriusly, who the hell let these people in!?

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Male 10,440
@xxPinkxx > Whoa! :D Tell us more.
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Female 3,828
lol read the comments at the bottom.

boy shorts=bunching up
the only time i ever wear boy shorts is when i know im getting layed later and they look good,or im wearing only boy shortsto bed. otherwise, they just look crappy underneath your jeans.

and the thong thing is wrong- i hate people looking at my ass. my boobs are a better feature. but if they do look, id rather not have them looking because the panty line looks so crappy!!

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Female 125
I think the author doesn`t have to much experience with womens underwear. Bikini bottoms are not ACTUALLY the bottoms of swimwear. :-?
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Female 420
Boy-shorts. More comfortable and still cute. Girls in relationships don`t all wear massive grey granny pants!
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Male 1,093
true lionhart, so very true.
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Male 2,551
"I wear boy shorts AND G-strings, what say you now? hmmm?!"
Wait...you wear them at the same time?
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Male 1,045
hahaha, the autor either has incredible satirical insight, or he`s a fu¢king idiot.

altough, while it`s true women use thongs to not show a panty line, that means they really want someone looking at their butt, me thinks

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Male 8,300
I love how all the female members talking about "boy briefs" have absolutely NO concept of how much space we actually need at the front to fit the equipment in there comfortably :-)
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Female 78
I think all the male comments are funny. From personal experience with myself and knowing other girls, it`s actually fairly accurate on certain bits. Orange crow has a point though. Biggest fault was the ruining pants bit... NEVER EVER EVER heard of pants being ruined that way and I hope I never do.
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Male 1,178
the author is a drating moron. Thats all i can say...
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Male 2,552
In whichever case: Besides the grannypanty-one, those were rather pretty pictures explaining the type of underwear in question. ^^

Also: agreed, author definitely virgin.

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Male 2,552
>OrangeCrow
Are you trying to tell us something about yourself...?
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Female 1,199
"Fact: a girl who`s wearing a thong wants you to check out her ass. That`s why she`s wearing a thong."

Err well it`s more about not showing panty lines I think...

"The girl who wears no underwear at all could easily go one of two ways: she`s either super slutty and wants to cut out a step in the "getting naked" process, or she`s just f*cking lazy as hell. "

Again... Could be avoiding Panty lines. o_o;

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Male 4,014
I agree - the person who wrote this has never touched labia.
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Female 4,028
Um... where are the normal underwear? The closest I get is the "boy shorts" underwear... the first one. That thing is like... half true.
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Male 20,917
OK, I agree--this list is pretty inaccurate and the writer is obviously a virgin. I`m writing and posting the official fancylad/i-a-b list on Friday.

the truth needs to be told.

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Male 1,685
< expensive G-String wearer.
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Female 1,593
I wear boyshorts. Pretty accurate.
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Female 318
Why was the writer of this so concerned with girl`s non-nice individuals? I think he needs something better to do. And you`re right, bikini UNDERWEAR wasn`t even listed, leading me to believe that this person has never even gotten far enough to have seen a chicks undies. Not enough authority on the subject. And to Shunpo, us fugly chicks are best in bed... usually, so don`t judge a book by it`s cover.
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Female 4,447
These too are "boy briefs":

I have a couple pairs, one in blue and one in red, both with the Superman logo on the front. My favorite right now are boy shorts though. Very comfy.

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Male 8,300
Here`s a pair Shellie left behind after the last IAB party, not sure what they say about her though...

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Female 369
Girls dont wear thongs because they want people to stare at their *ss. People will do that any ways. It looks nasty when you can see the lines of a girls panties through they skirt or pants - hence the thong comes in to prevent this disaster from happening.
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Male 2,440
I suddenly remember Cameron Diaz doin` her little dance in Spiderman undies.
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Female 331
Well done. The article has its ups and downs.

I`m in a committed relationship and I do NOT wear granny panties. I wear just about everything else on the list. In addition to that, the thing about thongs for women who don`t want to show pantyline is NOT B.S. It`s totally true. But it`s DEFINITELY not the only reason.

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Female 187
I think that this is rude to people who go commando. sometimes people are just to BUSY to do laundry, not lazy. underwear are uncomfortable anyway.
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Male 845
"I wear boy shorts AND G-strings, what say you now? hmmm?!" i say prove it
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Female 931
I wear boy shorts..
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Male 540
The comments on that page are way better than the article.
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Male 1,297
funny as hell
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Male 5,314
boy shorts are a favorite
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Female 84
HA! I go commando and that article totally has my number.
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Female 1,652
This reminds me of that one episode of Coupling from BBC where Steve rants about the underwear getting bigger and bigger as a relationship goes on and then Jeff making a comment about his gf`s undies are so tiny he can swallow like 5 whole pairs XD

But yeah, granny panties are so confining. i like the `no panty line` type and the lace hems ;)

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Female 895
I wear boy shorts AND G-strings, what say you now? hmmm?!
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Male 1,666
Boy shorts = win.
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Female 115
shunpo_31: A nice pair of jeans can hide a saggy arse, but you`re right, it`s all revealed in the end. lol
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Female 83
Apparently the person that wrote this post thought bikini-style underwear actually meant they were wear bikinis as underwear....
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Female 2,674
I think boy shorts look the best but I normally wear bikini underwear (not a swim suit like the other 2 girls said) just `cause I think they`re more comfy :P I don`t think this was really accurate though, especially since it left off a lot of kinds :/
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Male 1,381
clothes on chicks don`t matter. if you`re hot, anything you wear can`t conceal the fact that you`re hot.

if you`re fugly, no amount of expensive or carefully chosen clothing will help you.

moral of the story: the truth always reveals itself ;-)

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Male 428
Boy shorts are the best.
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Male 1,011
Well ladies, this may just be me, but I really find the boyshorts to be incredibly cute..way more so than a thong or any of the others..

But hey, most guys don`t really care, unless you`re gonna wear them around the house all the time. The boyshorts would probably be the least embarrassing to be wearing around random people who may come by.

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Male 2,548
Major fail...so many cuts and styles weren`t included and the writers were absolutely vulgar.
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Female 15,763
This is a "boy brief" right?

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Female 65
What about the garter belt?! This guy doesn`t know anything about panties!
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Female 385
Wow, whoever wrote this doesn`t know the first thing about women`s underwear, or the people who wear them. Only the boyshorts entry was even close to accurate.
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Female 1,120
I agree with SmilinSam. Why are these guys so obsessed with girls as*holes?
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Female 277
Dumb article.
I think boyshorts are comfier than granny panties.
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Male 720
Pretty obvious...
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Female 1,427
Only time I`ve ever worn swimwear as underwear is when I was on my way to the pool/beach.

And believe me, those are NOT granny panties. Those are normal panties. Granny panties are hiked up to your stomach.

What does it mean if she`s wearing normal panties? That she could care less about what the hell her underwear looks like, i.e. any time outside of potential sexy time or swimming.

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Female 3,598
That was so lame, i want to hit that person for writing it.
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Male 362
So according to this, a "dream girl" is one who is seemingly masculine, is better than you at activities associated with being a man, and is aggressive, like a man? Who wrote this? A closet homosexual?
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Male 20,917
I`ve broken up with a girl in the past for wearing grannyish panties. i`m just saying.
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Female 1,566
LOL this was clearly written by a guy who`s never been laid.

I occasionally wear swimsuits instead of underwear in the summer just because they`re lighter and not as constricting in the heat. More comfortable. -shrugs-

& FYI, boyshorts show of an ass WAAAAY better than a thong. I wear boyshorts when I know someone`s going to see me in them. A cute pair of little fitted boyshorts are sexier than a thong any day.

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Female 185
I like boy shorts, sometimes thongs and bikini underwear... like sillii says, there is actually bikini underwear, not just a swimsuit. Oh, and I`m in a committed relationship - I`m married - and I`ve never in my life worn granny panties, those just look uncomfortable actually.

Some of then were kinda funny, but not that great.

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Female 331
Wow, not accurate at all. These are all superficial explanations, nothing deep.

...And there are real bikini-styled underwear, not ACTUALLY swimsuit bottoms. It`s cotton. I`ve never met anyone who wears actual swimsuit bottoms as underwear.

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Female 15,763
They act like those are the only types of underwear...
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Female 1,589
The thong one (what it says at the end) is pretty much wrong.
I wear one if I`m wearing a dress. That way I don`t get an obvious ugly line, and then people WON`T stare at my ass.
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Female 767
I like boy shorts because they`re comfy, I like how they look, and they don`t fall off of my hips. I`m too curvy for much else.

I hate beer, though.

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Male 26
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Female 1,890
i guess everygirl can be a page not found
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Male 112
We broke it. :(
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Male 57
Awww it doesn`t work. Shame, it sounded interesting.
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Female 311
not much apparently
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Female 50
Anyone else slightly disturbed by the bad photoshop job on the commando girl? That might even be flat out MSPaint; the edges are pixelated. She`s missing her girl bits!
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Female 77
Thank you KekS, I certainly will
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Female 77
Doesn`t work.. :(
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Female 1,578
lol link fail!
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Male 139
broken link
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Male 1,442
Girls I dated just changed the type for the occasion or outfit... jeans can have boyshorts or maybe a thong for VPL effect, skirts normaly boyshorts to avoid peekers, private time whatever is sexy, ect... Unless you peek often then can`t really make a judgement for it!
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Female 150
Thanks, Keks.

I know the boy-shorts fits.

Boy-shorts FTW!

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Male 1,442
Thankyou KekS, I will!
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Female 104
broken link is broken
D:
so sad
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Male 1,929
What?
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Male 588
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Female 150
i wanted to see if it was correct!
:(
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Male 240
WHERES MY FAP MATERIAL?!
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Male 17,511
Error 404 underwear cannot be found
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Male 10,855
Why do I keep getting this url:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/What

What? What?

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Male 1,685
dammit! eet broke!
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Male 163
BROKEN LINK...DOES NOT WORK
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Male 33
Hrmm. Broken linkage...
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Male 490
link failed.
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Male 252
Page cannot be found...
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Male 25
The end of the url is exactly what i thought. /what ?
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Male 210
it`s broken!!! ((sobs in a corner))
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Female 414
and link doesn`t work
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Male 26
FIX IT :D
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Male 670
um, link fail?
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Male 86
Page cannot be found... how accurate
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Female 382
awesome!!! it doesn`t work
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Male 47
link is full of fail
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Male 35
Broken link is broken.
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Male 25,416
Wait could it be her underware is 404 not found. aka no underwear! yay!
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Male 339
Broken link.
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Male 25,416
Sadly a dead link, leads to http://www.i-am-bored.com/What which doesnt exist :(, I wanted to know this info! :(
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Male 368
lolwut
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Male 36
Uhh...
Fix it?
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Male 388
i guess she`s going commando...underwear not found
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Male 388
[page cannot be found]
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Male 256
broken!!!! Her underwear says "404 page not found"
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Female 755
Link: What Her Underwear Says About Her [FIXED, SORRY] [Rate Link] - You can tell a lot about a girl by the style of underwear she chooses. I-A-B girls, is this article accurate? NSFWish.
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