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53 Responses to Top 10 `Chick Drinks` That’ll Get You Laid

  1. Profile photo of onlytati
    onlytati Female 18-29
    395 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:44 am
    Link: Top 10 `Chick Drinks` That’ll Get You Laid - Wanna get lucky? Put down the cheap beer and drink one of these girly drinks. It works, we`ve road-tested `em all.
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    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:10 am
    i don`t drink, so how do i get laid?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:12 am
    I find this boring. I`m changing the channel.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:21 am
    Dayum, Im shamed, thought it said top 10 chicks that get you laid......
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    snakewarrior Male 18-29
    2 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:33 am
    I think the list is retarded but i find that country song at the very bottom on the list quite funny
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:53 am
    How the hell is Smirnoff Ice number 2?? That`s pretty standard alcohol for absolutely any girl slag/ugly/<16 or otherwise who happens to be drinking. It`s also perfectly acceptable for a man to have one when required. Very random entry.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Ewww to everything!(Especially the Shmirnoff coolers)

    Liquor is meant to be drunk straight. Beer is meant to be heavy and strong. Pansy ass roostertails are a total turn-off!

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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Bahaha!_ We can`t type c*o*c*k?
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:17 am
    HELLS yeah, the appletini is #1!! Zach Braff ftw.

    oh wait, this was meant to be for women...oops.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Wow, a half-decent atom link.
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:21 am
    >Asakura
    Easy: go to a bar (even if you are not drinking), or any other place where people, guys in particular, gather. Then just mingle and indicate what you want. He

    Heck, I`m a guy! I don`t exactly know, but it can`t be much more than that, surely! I`m just guessing that a girl must have an easier time getting laid.

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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:26 am
    >snakewarrior
    Thanks! I didn`t see it, yup that was funneh. He has got a point. :)
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    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:33 am
    Well, we all know which one JD would choose.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Um...no. If you`re standing there by yourself sipping an Apple-tini, that tells us one thing: YOU`RE GAY. Not that there`s anything wrong with being gay. We love gay men. They are our best friends.

    Anyway...just be yourself, and you`ll get laid. That is, if you`re not an overbearing, clingy, chauvinist drattard.

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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:46 am
    And I am definitely with Geogypsy. Drink man drinks.

    Oh, and beer is not a man drink, guys.

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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:13 am
    i would think if a guy was drinking champagne or a red wine it would say he has some sophistication. also brandy. hurricanes are okay ONLY if your in new orleans. everybody drinks them there. its the official drink.
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    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:20 am
    mojitos ftw!
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    JGESS Male 18-29
    433 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:23 am
    wheres the everclear?
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    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I`ll stick to slugging budwiser cans... kthx
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:44 am
    When I was on the road, I lived in bars. literally, not figuratively. Trust me when I say, the really drunk girls are the ones that pee themselves, puke and passout. You want the ones that are much closer to sober. A guy that takes advantage of a drunk girl, is no F`ing good anyway.
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    Hey thinks drinks actually works. I have a friend who drinks these and brings backs guys home all the time. It works very well for him
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    *these
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    I think I`ll stick with finding people who I don`t need alcohol to enjoy.

    ...Though I have to admit, drunk people ARE hilarious.

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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    This was poorly written. Plus, if the list says they get you laid, why would the #1 drink tell the ladies that you suck in bed? I`m sure sucking in bed doesn`t help you get laid.
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    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    *clicks link*
    *sees Atom*
    *closes link*
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    LunerFox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Im with Norts on this.
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    RTG60 Male 13-17
    44 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    lol norts did what pretty much everyone does when its atom.
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    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Ugh I see no one took my suggestion of warning about ATOM seriously
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    I`m with Norts on this one.
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    Ahh, Atom. They have no idea about anything.

    Men, if I saw you drinking any of these drinks, I would just assume you were gay and/or poor.

    Or is this supposed to be drinks that will get girls laid? I didn`t really read the article, just skimmed for the drinks.

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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Plus, with the exception of the occasional smirnoff ice and the long island iced tea, there is not a single drink on there that me or any of the chicks I know will drink.

    Why? Because if you`re going to get LAID, you don`t want to pass out halfway through it.

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    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Norts, my friend, I couldn`t have put it better myself
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    and of course, it`s atom.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    You know what Atom, I gave you a chance. I managed to look past the fact that you were Atom. I managed to look past the fact that you are openly suggesting that people use Michelob Ultra for something other than target practice. I kept reading through all that, but when you referred to Miller Lite and Natty Lite as being "awesome", I had to draw the line. Not only are they not awesome (in the case of those beverages, the phrase "not awesome" is objective, not subjective) but they are barely even beer! That sh.t is basically malt liquor fortified with grain alcohol. I don`t even think frat boys would say it`s awesome - they just drink it because it`ll get them and the skeezy girl they`re eying drunk.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    Ok.. I don`t really know why, but I decided to keep reading. I guess it`s the same thing that makes people like watching train wrecks. Anyway, is it just me, or did the Long Island Iced Tea paragraph just announce to the world that the writer is a rapist?

    As for the rest of these, I think the writer is confusing "wants to jump your bones" with "feels comfortable around you because you`re obviously gay".

  36. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    the glass for the cosmo looked cool :O lol
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5386 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    atom still = fail
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Chick drinks that will get you laid....by men who like men.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Boone`s Farm isn`t a chick drink. It`s a hobo taking chugs behing the dumpster drink. It`s in the same category as Mad Dog 20/20.
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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    "Smirnoff Ice/Mikes/Boones etc. – These pansy drinks say this:..."

    Or they say "getting drunk is for ignorant, low-brow, tools but mikes hard lemonades taste drating awesome and since I`m not a woman or a high school drop-out I only drink things for their taste, so I`m gonna drink it."

    And for any of you tough guys that are reading this and are about to brush your mullet off of your shoulder, punch your girlfriend off of your lap, and reply with "HEY FAGGOT BEER = TEH HOTNESS DOG! drat YOU FOR CALLIN ME GAY!1" just shut up, the article talked poo to me so I talked poo back. :P

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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    Well, Zerocyde, you could just drink plain lemonade. It`s pretty good, too.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    Plus, Zerocyde, you need to work on your prejudices against straight men. It`s really unseemly.
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    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    "How the hell is Smirnoff Ice number 2?? That`s pretty standard alcohol for absolutely any girl slag/ugly/<16 or otherwise who happens to be drinking. It`s also perfectly acceptable for a man to have one when required. Very random entry."

    No, TopperHey, Smirnoff Ice belongs on the list. It`s alcoh-pop. I like my alcohol to taste like alcohol, not Sprite.

    Zerocyde, I can`t figure out if you were quoting someone or saying those things yourself. My bad.

    P.S. Sorry for the triple post.

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    cagel Female 18-29
    275 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I do not understand how a guy drinking these will make a woman want to sleep with him.

    This does not make sense to me on any level; not even the whole gender-binary-stereotype level.

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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:38 pm
    I think Zerocyde protests too much. You drink your drink if you like it. I will say this though. The only time I have ever been asked if I was gay, was in a roostertail bar drinking roostertails. I have been correctly identified as a straight man, by a gay man, whilst in a gay bar, drinking beer out of a pint glass. Go figure. The wedding ring kind of gives it away too I know, but I like to think he didn`t spot it.
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Oh come on filter!! That`s just not right. You can say piss and bugger but not name a drink?!?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:07 am
    cagel, trust me, you`re not the only one tired of the entertainment industry constantly turning to stereotypes for lists and cheap laughs. =/
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:30 am
    lol "roostertail" awesome filter fail.

    btw, if i saw a guy drinking a cosmo, i prolly wouldnt look at him twice. pink drinks are best served at home if its your guilty pleasure. most of these are ok, though. i generally go for guys drinking beer, though. lmao

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    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:30 am
    "Boone`s Farm isn`t a chick drink. It`s a hobo taking chugs behing the dumpster drink. It`s in the same category as Mad Dog 20/20."

    Damn straight. Boone`s Farm is in the same category as Mickey`s and MD 20/20: This is NOT a chick drink, or a MAN drink. It`s a "I have $5 and I don`t want to remember the night" drink.

    All 3 are downright disgusting by any standards and the only parties you`ll find them at are with people who only pitched in $20 total for booze and food.

    And can someone actually explain what makes alcoholic sprite a bad thing? I like my drinks being palatable: Jack and coke, rum, scotch on the rocks, vodka and Red Bull, Smirnoff Ice, etc.

    What I don`t like is my drinks tasting like watered-down horse piss. Which is why I won`t drink beer.

    Also, explain to me how having a beer gut makes you attractive.

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    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Yeah, get you laid by a guy...

    And I started reading but gave up when the first one wasn`t even slightly funny.

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    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:41 am
    The counter points are the best!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    I agree that cosmo glass looked awesome, I love surreal crap like that.

    I find adding a gender role to a damned drink is a bit primitive. Cut the crap and enjoy your booze already. Who cares what the drink looks like as long as you end up on the bathroom floor with a migraine right?

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    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    It`s such a turnoff when guys are so defensive over stuff that doesn`t even matter. Booze is booze! I could care less what you drink and what it looks like! As long as we both are enjoying it and having fun.

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