This Iz Clearly a Bewbz `Shop... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I can tell by the pixels, having seen many "Shops in the past. Safe For Work.
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Female 934
scary spice
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Male 24
Kinda sad...,but hey not everyone has the things they want,.
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Female 111
Obviously an inexperienced photoshopper. *frowns*
Also what your0mom said, her arm is all curved lol.
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Female 275
awwww :p
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Male 332
stupid self-consiousness.
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Male 373
its also shoped on the other side (gravity doesn`t make random curves in strings and things)
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Female 654
I`m so glad I have average B boobs.

No back pains.

Fun and perky.

When I have a baby, they will become bigger!

And when I am older, they will not sag.

IN YOUR FACE.

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Male 90
Explanation: Twin black holes, Eventually they will suck everything in(including some lucky guy) from the looks of the pic its already sucked in her brain.
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Female 914
someone missed the other side where her arm is warped, too.
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Female 668
whoa, she should probably get that wrist of hers looked at...
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Female 37
LOL! Awesome!
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Male 126
lol anything for new "friends" myspace is certainly ruining lives.
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Male 1
it`s her magical boobs which bend light
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Female 14
This is really sad. I`m betting someone else shopped it though instead of her. But it`s society`s fault for putting so much pressure on girls to look like that. I got lucky, I was born with boobs like that =]
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Male 52
LOL Another Myspacer.
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Male 1,718
Her boobs are so big, matter bends around them. Its one of the wonders of modern science.
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Female 5,222
yeah im sure her wrist naturally looks all drated too.. FAIL
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Male 274
Uhhh that box should be around her arm. HER WRIST IS MORE WARPED THAN HER SIDE BOOB,
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Male 1,193
And why is everyone assuming she`s the one that did this shop?
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Male 1,193
dude she`s not 18. you`re a creep.
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Male 1,071
I`ll still play with her
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Female 35
hahaha, sucker!
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Male 1,646
im sure she didn`t realize this until after showing it around on myspace. babe maybe its time to go back to blond.
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Male 249
i want to know her
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Female 1,427
The sad part is, the first thing I thought of is:

"WTF. She could have easily cut around, pasted another layer, and ballooned out those, and it`d look much more realistic."

Damn. I need a life. XD

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Female 22
HAHAHAHA!
i literally LOL`d...

...and called my mom.

SHE LOL`d TOO! :))

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Female 4,028
Ahaha! such a fail.
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Male 1,193
The arm and camera string is much more noticeable than the boxed thing.
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Male 215
Maybe her boobs are so awesome they can bend matter at will!!!
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Female 179
her arm is over bent too. lol
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Female 1,283
Oh, I get it now...lol
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Female 1,283
I`m too retarded, what should I be "getting"?
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Male 3,819
Come back in a month Boxster.
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Male 1
Clearly no one has noticed that the top is see through yet.
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Male 46
hahaha
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Female 1,306
freeboxster, you`re going to get banned/suspended if you put stuff like that on here (even if it`s relate)

I`d take delete your post before it`s too late :/)

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Male 678
She should be blonde!
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Male 1,918
should have boxed the other side instead, cause its HER HAND other that the drapes
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Female 77
Damn freeboxter, her boobs are tiny (you bad perv)
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Female 77
The weird bent wrist thing on the other side looks way worse than the wall
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Female 30
lol i wonder who caught this
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Male 1,182
lol i dont think i would have noticed since i was just staring at her tits
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Male 1,837
that was actually a bad idea. they look like massive pancakes...
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Male 2,199
lol her other hand is like bent too...
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Male 113
its just gravitational force
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Female 1,395
lol
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Female 855
lookit her arm
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Male 1,313
It`s not fake, her boobs are just so big, that is has some kind of force that bends and warps objects to fit perfectly around them. Her tata`s are magical!
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Female 1,412
hahahah failed :D shes ugggers too
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Male 2,506
Its an optical illusion, if you put a pencil inbetween her boob and the warp, it looks the same color!
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Male 89
lulz.. he spelled "phail" wrong btw
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Male 3,425
freeboxter, how about putting NSFW before the link! Geez, lucky I`m not at work today.

Yes everyone, freeboxter`s link IS porn.

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Male 697
I like her curves. In her wrist.
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Male 1,375
should have shopped her head to be smaller while she was at it cus that thing is huge
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Male 350
this `shopping is clearly a waste of time, she`s a ginger anyway. she`d be better off if she tried to cover up those freckles and pretend to have a soul
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Female 151
what a f*cking idiot. i bet she`s a natural blonde.
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Male 1,148
if they weren`t shopped they would be implants anyway.

She should have spent more time on the adobe

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Male 515
the arm holding the camera has that same curvature.
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Male 463
FAIL? understatement, TOTAL DISASTER is more like it
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Female 2,672
shes pretty butters anyways...dont bother stupid 2woman :\
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Male 99
her arm doesn`t look too healthy either
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Male 74
She used the liquify function and didn`t erase the background, silly girl!
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Male 1,357
lmfao
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Female 87
why bother tbh lol
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Female 444
hahaha
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Female 2,220

@naz2k55

i wanna go to a boob shop

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hahahahahahah i was thinking the same

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Female 779
wow...
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Female 326
Hahaha the arm was epic.
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Male 174
bad bad bad
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Male 119
i wanna go to a boob shop 8-)
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Male 3,619
It must be really embarresing for the girl to find this pic on the internet =]
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Male 525
Never mind the door frame, look at her arm!
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Male 6
Lololol xD
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Male 3,425
Hahahaha! I think the other side is worse.
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Female 170
haha what a dumbass
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Male 114
Hahaha her arm is deformed LOL.
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Male 2,552
>RecycleElf
Agreed, that`s actually A LOT worse.
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Male 2,551
belunan - it`s the only thing both genders really care about, after all.
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Female 96
Oh man, what a failboat!
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Male 76
dumb
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Male 3,619
@FemBot

well looking at the lines of the boobs them selfs, i can estimate something.


but what im wondering here is how she mangaed to be such a noob at photoshop :O

What I am surpriced is that the host of this picture is pointing out the left side of the pic, but did not even mention the right side where the boob passes the arm holding the camera =O LOOK!!

Heard about "layers", lady? if you cut the boob over to a diffrent layer, you can alter them withouth affecting other elements such as the background. dammit I bet she just put the *.jpeg into photoshop and worked on the "background" layer. SERIUSLY!? NOOOOOB!!!!!

though there is no need for brains with boobs like those... if they only were real -.-

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Female 262
I wonder how big they were before the `shopping?
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Male 1,505
Women fake the size of their chests, men fake the size of their wallets.

The balance of nature at it`s finest.

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Male 3,301
Mmm, my kind of girl. So hot she violates the laws of physics.
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Male 397
"I wanna see the real thing. Dammit, boobs are great. big, small, otherwise...just lettem be free."
choice words. i couldn`t have said it better.
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Male 703
way to make them tits awesome
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Male 1,685
"Why don`t girls ever use push-up bras anymore? Must we always resort to technology?"

I wear a extra large jock strap for the same reason chicks wear push upbras...LIES ALL LIES! I wanna see the real thing. Dammit, boobs are great. big, small, otherwise...just lettem be free.

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Male 592
dumbass whore? maybe she was just bored? just cos some one makes there boobs look bigger doesnt mean they are a whore ^o)
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Female 249
why is everyone assuming she`s the one that shopped it and not her bf or something
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Male 769
her arm on the other side is all jacked up too... cute face, though. i`m sure she really didn`t need to do this.
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Female 513
Forget the wall, look at the chick`s camera hand lol I noticed that before I noticed the red highlighted box.
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Female 15,763
Why don`t girls ever use push-up bras anymore? Must we always resort to technology?
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Female 282
aww, double fail, or should i say double d fail?
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Male 172
I can see she has good boobs already, so why is she editing.. What a dumbass whore
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Male 437
she did this on myspace
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Female 250
Goodness gracious. LMAO!
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Female 22
Well it looks like someone should be getting a graphic design job with Victoria`s Secret!
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Female 163
OC from /b/
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Male 161
I saw that on /b/ a while ago.
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Female 1,593
Her left boob also warps her wrist. Take a look.
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Male 152
Grown so massive that it has begun to collapse into itself, generating an unimaginably strong invisible force field which warps all matter around it. Nothing escapes!
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Male 504
It is like in the first matrix when neo "kills" smith and then he flexes and the building flexes with him well looks like her boobs have warped the matrix.
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Male 30
>>Reply to evanking

I know dude don`t you hate that? Fancy lurks /b/ steals 90% of the content on there in a day and comes here and posts it and ppl think hes amazing or something.Seriously wth is with that

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Male 689
hey look a picture i JUST saw on /b/ two days ago.

MUST BE FANCYLAD

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Male 160
The latest in boob technology:
Boobs that bend space-time.
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Male 239
That`s why people below the average IQ should not use this kind of programs
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Male 157
Boobs are apparently Black holes in AmICrazy`s mind
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Male 48
LOL so friggin failure shopping
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Female 230
LOL WTF. If you`re gonna shop your b00bs to be bigger than they are, do it right. Look at her arm, too! lmfao. I`m dying right now.
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Male 50
This isn`t shopped... They just have their own gravity that is distorting the light around them; DUH!
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Male 9,305
She has a cute face, but now that we are clear the pic is edited, we can no longer trust any aspect of it.
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Male 516
OMFG this is amazing! Ha ha!
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Male 1,196
very funny pic
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Female 1,677
omg i didn`t even notice the wrist. i fail at `shop comprehension.
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Female 310
haha it seems like she was really trying to plump them up too-oh how insecure
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Female 665
ROFL!
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Male 155
shoulda used the history brush
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Male 3,842
If you think that the side marked with the red rectangle is bad, look at the other side (the wrist of the hand holding the camera)
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Male 2,510
Maybe instead she should`ve shopped the grease shine from her hair...
There is a point when you need to put the hairspray DOWN.

^^^

Hold on there opie, WOMEN HAVE HAIR AND FACES!!??

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Male 124
Her wrist looks like its about an inch thick on the other side.
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Female 15,763
The nub approves of you as well, Spirit.

Heur.. that was awesome.

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Male 439
Oh for the love of...boobs, at least learn how use the goddamn application before giving yourself a digital boob-job. Would it have been so damn hard to just copy/paste the tits before using the liquify tool?
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Male 15,510
Her breast is so big, she is curving the space time continuum!
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Male 814
opie, i love your new pic
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Male 1,054
hold on, not so fast

Few people realize that because of generations and generations of men being obsessively attracted to breasts, nature has caused women to evolve breasts that are naturally anti-gravitic, to make men pay attention to other things once in awhile.

So, when large enough, breasts can bend spacetime away from them, creating the illusion skillfully caught in the photo above. Photographers for men`s magazines, aware that Nature is mocking them, have been airbrushing and `shopping photo`s of breasts for so long, people have forgotten about breast anti-gravity.

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Female 15,763
Jay, I have a girlfriend. I love bewbs as much as the next... bewb-lover.

I JUST REALLY HATE GREASY HAIR.

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Male 660
lol leave it to opie(a woman) not to be only focused with the breasts and stuff in line with the bossums
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Female 372
Lol at the arm.
Tsk tsk... some people shouldn`t be allowed photoshop.
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Female 15,763
Maybe instead she should`ve shopped the grease shine from her hair...

There is a point when you need to put the hairspray DOWN.

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Male 478
i still like looking at her tits...
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Female 121
haha. fail.
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Female 931
her arm is like woah
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Female 5
lol the other side is even more obvious...
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Female 30
hahahah the arm
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Female 3,828
lol her arm is all weird too. even the camera strap!! fail.
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Male 955
lols, super fail
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Male 1,666
Wow, she fails
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Female 48
Hahahaha, got to give the girl credit for thinking it would work. Still... Wow. Judging by the level of distortion, she doesn`t even have that small of boobs to work with... So seriously... wow, way for her to try to slut her own picture up... Here`s hoping her breasts grow to be naturally that big... `cause her twiggy frame doesn`t look like it`d hold them well. Karma.
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Male 10,440
... And she`s got a rare arm-deforming condition.
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Male 10,440
Its not a shop. The door was built that way, its a coincidence that her bewb was at the same level.
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Female 14
Still it`s not a bad photoshop of her. I mean the arm and wall is really bad, but the other `parts` are done pretty goo
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Female 169
what arm?
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Male 815
LMAO i didnt notice her arm, until nonamewillfi pointed it out....haha lol
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Female 349
Ahahahaha. Oh this makes me feel so much better about myself :)
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Male 427
That`s just mean. It`s clearly not shopped at all. It`s obvious she sufferes from some type of bone mutation and the warping on the wall is clearly from heavy water damage.
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Male 1,381
not bad
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Female 9,558
Smooth.
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Male 1,929
Oh dear...
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Male 1,403
her arm is screwed up too
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Female 175
EPIK PHAEL!
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Male 292
um E=mc2 objects with large masses take up space and time and those my friend, are some large masses =]
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Female 175
oh and i never even NOTICED the wall and her hair is messed too.
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Male 9
i agree, Rick_S that is definitely what is going on here. It happens with my fat all the time. I will occasionally notice an object or 2 orbiting me at a pretty high speed, it actually worries me sometimes.
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Male 799
the arm holding the camera! bahahaha faillllfailfail
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Male 7,813
i wonder how big her boobs actually are?
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Male 1,190
women who post these on the net should have to get breast enlargement surgery until they look like their pic
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Female 175
yes mindless, the arm. ITS TOO SKINNY AT THAT ONE POINT! SHOPPED!
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Male 123
Come on guys, it might not be fake. I mean, there`s an equal chance there happened to be a space-time influx right when she took the photo. There`s an obvious explanation for everything, see?
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Male 25,417
Great that it had been shopped! i still had an excuse to look at boobs! Nom Nom Nom
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Male 3,327
Maybe, just maybe, her bewbs are so big that their gravitational pull is bending the light!
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Male 499
Look at the arm holding the phone...

PHOTOSHOP`D!!1!eleven!!

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Male 1,550
This is a shop, I can tell by the pixels and by having seen quite a few shops in my time.
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Male 349
Ddude28-you mean the "wall" curtain?
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Male 51
umm look at her arm/wrist and the camera lanyard... theres about 50x more FAIL on that
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Female 237
lol, her arm is warped too XD
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Male 418
"Maybe a pervert is moving aside the curtain for a better view! Gotta think about these things."

Yeah! And he broke her wrist too!

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Male 4,793
clearly found by a sraight female, or a gay man.
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Female 178
AGH FIVE SECONDS after your post. i hate it when people beat me to it.
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Female 209
her arm is also distorted lol
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Female 178
lol and her left wrist is tiny as hell.

its very vain of her to do that (unless it was someone else who did it in which case shame on them), but hey whatever pleases the masses right?

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Male 897
Forget the curtain thing, look at her twistedly deformed left wrist. That is just downright creepy.
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Male 72
haha (:
very cool find..
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Male 686
Shes also missing half her arm
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Male 198
My god take a look at some Photoshop Tuts before you attempt this again please.
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Male 118
That`s sure a bendy wrist
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Male 868
lol at her small bewbz
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Female 1,890
fail
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Male 139
Maybe a pervert is moving aside the curtain for a better view! Gotta think about these things.
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Male 20,827
Link: This Iz Clearly a Bewbz `Shop... [Pic] [Rate Link] - I can tell by the pixels, having seen many `Shops in the past. Safe For Work.
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