This Is What Men Wore For Pants in the `70s! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

First off, this is NSFW even though technically, there"s nothing showing. Secondly, these are real pants from the "70s.
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Male 1,484
that is wrong
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Male 148
You`ll be [email protected] of the walk. Hmmm.
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Female 1,283
Wow...that`s just...well...awkward. *shudders*
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Male 703
ultra comfort
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Male 143
Lol it would really suck if you got an erection in those.
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Male 370
in the u.s.a., could you wear these out in public without getting arrested?? technically, you`re fully dressed.

anyone have an opinion?

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Male 391
Only the French would.
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Female 8
Somehow this is both the best invention ever, and also the worst.

Really depends on the gender and sexuality of the person counting.

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Male 3,915
lmfao batmanners....XD
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Male 9
he better not check anyone out wearing those pants
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Male 4,004
-You can`t wear that to school Chad! I can see your penis.

-But mom!

-No is no Chad, go borrow your dad`s assless chaps, you`re wearing those to school.

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Male 59
i dont see the problem here, i wear these all the time.
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Male 845
i want
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Male 3,756
Haha, heavy on the starch. You know, to make it stiff.
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Male 89
if you got in a fight that just asking for a kick in the junk!
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Female 403
so, if they were to get `happy` in public....
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Female 211
It`s like the male verion of a camel toe.
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Female 56
hmmmm... one size fits all? If so I`m kind of disappointed. LOL
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Male 95
As a fellow practitioner of playing with one`s self, I need a pair of these. Or perhaps for those who are `Zipper impaired` ....
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Male 897
OMFG FLOATING DICK
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Female 271
*fap fap fap*
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Male 135
But what if he is in math class and is called up to the front of class after witnessing Erica bend down in her oh-so-very short skirt to pick up her #2 pencil?
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Male 194
if i lived in the 70`s i woulda bought them =]
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Male 2,050
is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me?
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Male 8,302
My faith in humanity is restored.
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Female 92
If you read the paragraph:
"Though he admits, none have been [sold], wholesale or retail" XD

Oh wells :(

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Male 43
best strip club pants ever!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,403
i want those for halloween
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Female 5,222
wow.. 0.0
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Male 1,002
"This is just dumb. What if you get a hard one and are trying to hide it? Then it`s just awkward!"

I think these are targeted to the kind of guy who is frustrated by the hard-on hiding qualities of regular pants.

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Male 769
*averts eyes*
man... not in front of the children...
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Male 83
This is just dumb. What if you get a hard one and are trying to hide it? Then it`s just awkward!
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Male 155
umm did anyone notice he has a stitched cloth shaft coming out of the front of his pants... i think his peepee might be in that sack.. cant tell tho 1/5
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Male 144
Saw these in one of the matrix films in that Dom club thingy, but they were plether
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Male 1
THIS TAKES DRY HUMPIN TO A WHOLE NOTHER LEVEL!!!
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Male 414
I believe he`s fixing up and looking sharp there
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Male 169
I think I just found my halloween costume.

I wonder, though, if you would get a ticket for public indecency or something... They censor license plates for f`s sake!

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Male 7,378
I wonder why these went out of style.
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Male 2
Interesting note - that`s Eldridge Cleaver, who was the Minister of Information for the Black Panthers in the 60`s and 70`s. And he had a big dick.
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Female 47
lmao those are just freaking fantastic!
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Male 2,549
LOL "They`re bad, they`re mad, they`re up front (but never out of sight)..."
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Male 57
want. just for peacocking
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Male 31
I love the contrasting color... It`s like these pants are daring you to commit to wearing them. "If you put me on, you go all the way."
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Male 795
What do you do when you get a chubby?
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Female 172
And what if you don`t fit?
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Female 2,509
i hope they are not one size fits all. lol
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Male 10,440
That looks uncomfortable for the penis.
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Female 931
o.o
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Male 1,051
Is it wrong to own a pair of these?
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Male 65
ha the backdrop and the pants are the same color so the black PEE PEE is like floating inbetween his scrony legs in the middle pic
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Male 3,425
I fail to see how this is NSFW, let alone 18+
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Male 5,314
p.s. we got dicks like jesus
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Female 526
hey, i see nothing wrong with that. for centuries women do everything in their power to emphasize the size and shape of their breasts through clothing. it`s a shame that these pants didn`t take..

the only question i have is why didn`t the testicles get a compartment of their own?

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Female 846
my dick, need no introduction.

yo dick, dont even function.

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Male 394
Umm... It`s not even that big...
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Male 89
These are good except for one thing. If you get a boner, you`re screwed.
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Male 287
I call shenanagans. Funny though.
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Male 4,012
If I had a bigger penis I`d want one.
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Male 7,585
what? their just rocking out with their....nevermind
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Male 144
And they`re being legitimately advertised. Amazing.
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Male 715
real classy. Um, thinking back to the 70`s, I don`t recall ANYONE wearing these. So besides a design fail, obviously marketing failed as well, thankfully.
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Female 1,001
haha

Walking softly but carrying it big..

Genius

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Male 496
"they`re for men only... real men... the three-fisted variety." LOL!
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Male 1,381
well...i have to say, i was not expecting that.
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Male 24
I have a hard enough time concealing my boners with regular pants.
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Male 23
meh, youd just get stuck in car doors all the time...
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Female 15,763
And they say clothes now-a-days are getting sluttier...
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Male 190
HOLY SHOOT WTF!? I WANNA LIVE IN THE 70`S!!
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Female 117
I`ll take the smallest size please.
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Male 19,859
Link: This Is What Men Wore For Pants in the `70s! [Pic] [Rate Link] - First off, this is NSFW even though technically, there`s nothing showing. Secondly, these are real pants from the `70s.
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