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Date: 10/30/09 09:00 AM

40 Responses to Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk [Graph]

  1. Profile photo of Hetfield
    Hetfield Male 18-29
    75 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Link: Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk - Another reason why dogs are about a million times better than cats.
  2. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Oh? Dogs are better? What would a dog-talk graph look like?
    "Is it time to eat?" 49%
    "Is it time to poop?" 49%
    "Oh human, I lo... SQUIRREL!" 2%
  3. Profile photo of skinnybox
    skinnybox Male 13-17
    168 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:58 am
    how does this make dogs better than cats?
  4. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:11 am
    Dogs have masters; cats have servants...
  5. Profile photo of pdjr
    pdjr Male 40-49
    298 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:35 am
    Dog bites child because dog is stupid.
    Cat bites child because child is stupid.
  6. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Lamo!
  7. Profile photo of Sohltofangy
    Sohltofangy Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:31 pm
    Dogs are way better than cats.
    They stick around even after an owners death, to mourn them. They get things for you, they wait for you, the love you even when you treat them poorly. They`d give their lives for you, with stupid dumb love.
  8. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    What is with all the beef between cats and dogs? Everyone knows Rabbits are the best!
  9. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    That`s good. Cats are pets for lazy people.
  10. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
    And tasty! Don`t forget rabbits are tasty!
  11. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Dogs are sad pets because they love unconditionally even if abused or mistreated. Cats are smart pets because they will leave if abused. But if you treat them well they are way better than dogs.
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    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Cats are better. :P
    You have to EARN their love.
    Dogs just love anyone because they are natural pack animals.
    To earn the love of a cat is a greater task therefore more rewarding. ^^

    Though, I don`t hate dogs. I just love cats more.

  13. Profile photo of Seamaster
    Seamaster Male 18-29
    37 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
    It`s true, it is more rewarding to have an affectionate cat than it is a dog.

    And regardless, I loooove how imperious my cats are. It`s what makes them funny. They`re like... mini Blackadders...

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    cats DO make you earn their love.

    *earn* love.

    ...and that doesn`t strike anyone else as a bit problematic? maybe it`s just me.

  15. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    lol. You are all animalist. I like cats and dogs equally... and squirrels.... and girraffes..... and.... oh never mind.
  16. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    And I know many cats who are much friendlier than many dogs. Although I know a lot of unfriendly dogs.... They still like me though, cause I`m awesome.
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    RedNaleX
    25 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    I should get myself a cat...
  18. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Cat`s don`t seem to have diverse personalitys though. But of course, I`ve never had one.

    I vote for dogs in this unofficial I-A-B poll. :P

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:47 pm
    Forget Christians vs Atheists or Obama lovers vs Obama haters... I think cats vs dogs are some of the most heated arguements on the internet.

    I think if cats could talk, Garfield is exactly what most cats would be like.

  20. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    Cats are my peoples, and I am looking forward to being a cat lady already 8-] If you don`t own cats it`s hard to see how hilarious they can be - they can have quite the personality.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    My cat would say "feed me you rotten slave!"
  22. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    i`ve had cats...i don`t like em. they`re good for when you`re old and senile and just want something to keep you company but they`re boring and don`t do much
  23. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    wow why everyone hating on cats my dog is an idiot and does way more damage to the house than my 2 cats have
  24. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    my puppy is a little sweet heart....of course she`ll occasionally tear something up and we`ll have to clean it up but when we`re sad she comes right up to us and shes soft and warm and easy to cuddle with....oh how i love my sweet lil husky :)
  25. Profile photo of jakob
    jakob Male 13-17
    167 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    wtf if cats could talk...they wouldnt. theyre way to cool to talk. dogs are a different story, dogs would just talk and talk and talk look ive done this, do this do that, feed me, pay attention to me blahblahblah

    CATS>DOGS

  26. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    Amen to that, Jakob.

    If cats could talk....put it this way, dogs have masters, cats have slaves.

  27. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:29 pm
    Cats are like that troubled child that everyone knows will eventually figure his poo out and change the world.

    Dogs are that kid where its considered a good day if he doesn`t mess up his ABC`s

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    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    How on earth does this make cats disappointing? I think this would just make cats cooler than the other side of the pillow.

  29. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:14 am
    @jakob and trp712


    That.

  30. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:18 am
    if my cat could talk hed probably get kicked a lot more than he already does
  31. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:43 am
    They missed out the massive chunk of `For this.... you will die in your sleep`
  32. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:27 am
    LOOL @Samuelsoon
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    chelseycake Female 13-17
    275 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    lmfaooo
  34. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:49 am
    "That`s good. Cats are pets for lazy people."

    Dogs are for people who crave attention.

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    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I can`t decide if I would be so much happier if they`d spelled "disappointed" right, or if that just adds to the effect...
  36. Profile photo of Nutimik
    Nutimik Male 18-29
    59 posts
    November 3, 2009 at 8:59 am
    dogs stink, they`re loud and are always in the way. i`d rather have a warm cat on my feet while i`m in bed.
  37. Profile photo of VikingHB
    VikingHB Male 30-39
    7 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    :-D
  38. Profile photo of woohooitsme
    woohooitsme Female 13-17
    98 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    i can relate, lolz
  39. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    The point?
  40. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    yup, thats exactly what my cats like, which is why i want a dog

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