Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk [Graph]

Submitted by: Hetfield 7 years ago in Funny

Another reason why dogs are about a million times better than cats.
There are 39 comments:
Male 1,485
yup, thats exactly what my cats like, which is why i want a dog
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Female 3,727
The point?
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Female 98
i can relate, lolz
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Male 7
:-D
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Male 59
dogs stink, they`re loud and are always in the way. i`d rather have a warm cat on my feet while i`m in bed.
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Female 109
I can`t decide if I would be so much happier if they`d spelled "disappointed" right, or if that just adds to the effect...
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Male 452
"That`s good. Cats are pets for lazy people."

Dogs are for people who crave attention.

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Female 275
lmfaooo
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Female 213
LOOL @Samuelsoon
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Male 1,718
They missed out the massive chunk of `For this.... you will die in your sleep`
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Male 703
if my cat could talk hed probably get kicked a lot more than he already does
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Female 2,220
@jakob and trp712


That.

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Female 1,963
How on earth does this make cats disappointing? I think this would just make cats cooler than the other side of the pillow.

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Male 346
Cats are like that troubled child that everyone knows will eventually figure his poo out and change the world.

Dogs are that kid where its considered a good day if he doesn`t mess up his ABC`s

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Male 2,238
Amen to that, Jakob.

If cats could talk....put it this way, dogs have masters, cats have slaves.

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Male 167
wtf if cats could talk...they wouldnt. theyre way to cool to talk. dogs are a different story, dogs would just talk and talk and talk look ive done this, do this do that, feed me, pay attention to me blahblahblah

CATS>DOGS

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Female 1,380
my puppy is a little sweet heart....of course she`ll occasionally tear something up and we`ll have to clean it up but when we`re sad she comes right up to us and shes soft and warm and easy to cuddle with....oh how i love my sweet lil husky :)
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Male 1,918
wow why everyone hating on cats my dog is an idiot and does way more damage to the house than my 2 cats have
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Female 1,380
i`ve had cats...i don`t like em. they`re good for when you`re old and senile and just want something to keep you company but they`re boring and don`t do much
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Male 1,068
My cat would say "feed me you rotten slave!"
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Female 83
Cats are my peoples, and I am looking forward to being a cat lady already 8-] If you don`t own cats it`s hard to see how hilarious they can be - they can have quite the personality.
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Male 3,425
Forget Christians vs Atheists or Obama lovers vs Obama haters... I think cats vs dogs are some of the most heated arguements on the internet.

I think if cats could talk, Garfield is exactly what most cats would be like.

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Female 459
Cat`s don`t seem to have diverse personalitys though. But of course, I`ve never had one.

I vote for dogs in this unofficial I-A-B poll. :P

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Male 795
And I know many cats who are much friendlier than many dogs. Although I know a lot of unfriendly dogs.... They still like me though, cause I`m awesome.
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Male 795
lol. You are all animalist. I like cats and dogs equally... and squirrels.... and girraffes..... and.... oh never mind.
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Male 1,381
cats DO make you earn their love.

*earn* love.

...and that doesn`t strike anyone else as a bit problematic? maybe it`s just me.

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Male 37
It`s true, it is more rewarding to have an affectionate cat than it is a dog.

And regardless, I loooove how imperious my cats are. It`s what makes them funny. They`re like... mini Blackadders...

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Female 281
Cats are better. :P
You have to EARN their love.
Dogs just love anyone because they are natural pack animals.
To earn the love of a cat is a greater task therefore more rewarding. ^^

Though, I don`t hate dogs. I just love cats more.

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Male 447
Dogs are sad pets because they love unconditionally even if abused or mistreated. Cats are smart pets because they will leave if abused. But if you treat them well they are way better than dogs.
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Male 345
And tasty! Don`t forget rabbits are tasty!
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Male 345
That`s good. Cats are pets for lazy people.
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Female 209
What is with all the beef between cats and dogs? Everyone knows Rabbits are the best!
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Male 103
Dogs are way better than cats.
They stick around even after an owners death, to mourn them. They get things for you, they wait for you, the love you even when you treat them poorly. They`d give their lives for you, with stupid dumb love.
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Male 25,416
Lamo!
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Male 298
Dog bites child because dog is stupid.
Cat bites child because child is stupid.
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Male 2,422
Dogs have masters; cats have servants...
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Male 168
how does this make dogs better than cats?
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Male 37,790
Oh? Dogs are better? What would a dog-talk graph look like?
"Is it time to eat?" 49%
"Is it time to poop?" 49%
"Oh human, I lo... SQUIRREL!" 2%
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Male 75
Link: Things Cats Would Say if They Could Talk [Graph] [Rate Link] - Another reason why dogs are about a million times better than cats.
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