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Date: 10/06/09 07:02 AM

48 Responses to The Pooper Picker: WTF Product of the Day [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:51 am
    Link: The Pooper Picker: WTF Product of the Day - Yes, picking up your dog`s crap is incredibly important. That`s not our problem. Our problem is... the item`s package.
  2. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Great..know whats missing? two hands on the side of that puppies bum...
  3. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:23 am
    depraved
  4. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:24 am
    And the goatse references begin already... Figures, it just wouldn`t be I-A-B without them, would it?
  5. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:26 am
    it says "poopy picker", not pooper...oh, you silly people..
  6. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:30 am
    that dog looks frightened!
  7. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:30 am
    It actually says `poopy picker`..
    It`s japanese; they don`t have a problem with showing buttholes.
    I have a stuffed animal (a cat) from japan and if you turn it over it has a little embroidered one. xD
  8. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:37 am
    don`t look directly into it !!!
  9. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9259 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:04 am
    I busted out laughing when I saw this.
  10. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:21 am
    the caption is kinda dumb. how is picking up poop "incredibly important." and it didnt seem like sarcasm to me.
  11. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:53 am
    just one more reason to love japan :D
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:09 am
    i feel this dog is being exploited
  13. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I will never pick up dog s-h-i-t. EVER! It is all organic and will break down sooner than a plastic bag. There is always going to be dog poop somewhere, the only difference is that it will either sit out side or in a landfill. I vote for out side...OOOpps whatch where you step.
  14. Profile photo of 3inABed
    3inABed Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:35 am
    So madest and blubonx your saying by not picking your dogs waste your really doing your bit for the environment?
    Well that`s the biggest load of poo (excuse the pun) I`ve ever heard, if your so concerned then bring it home and throw it into your composter, you do have one don`t you? Being such champions of the environment that you are.
    Not picking up your dogs crap is ignorant and unhygienic. If your dog poos in some public place it`s your responsibility to clean up after it so other people don`t walk through it or some kid picks it up or does whatever with it.
    Man what idiotic reasoning you put forward. Grow a brain and partake in society like the rest of us.
  15. Profile photo of 3inABed
    3inABed Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:38 am
    And I see the typos ty
  16. Profile photo of drugster
    drugster Male 13-17
    317 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Agreed 100% with 3inABed (Y)
  17. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:02 am
    If you don`t clean up after your dog and you`re in a urban area, just letting it go on concrete and leaving it there, you are one nasty, inconsiderate bastard.
  18. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:17 am
    blubonx6 don`t be lazy. Pick up the goddamn poop already.
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Meh it`s really just a trash bag.
  20. Profile photo of krackfishy3
    krackfishy3 Male 18-29
    62 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:00 am
    It`d be better if the package acted as a dispenser and the bags came out of a little doggy ass...
  21. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:00 am
    It`s not that it`s just unhygenic. Dog feces can contain worms and worm eggs which if they somehow come into contact with your eyes can make you blind. It can also cause toxioplasmosis. Pick up that poop! Oh and wild animal poop is more hygenic as they do not have loads of preservatives in their food so the poo doesn`t hang around as long.
  22. Profile photo of genghiskhan
    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:00 am
    Here you can be fined 100 bucks for not cleaning up after your dog
  23. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:29 am
    D:
  24. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    i just threw up in my mouth.
  25. Profile photo of emily1991
    emily1991 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    @madest So you`d rather it just stayed on the pavement so people could stand on it.. I hate inconsiderate people like you, if you don`t want to pick up dog crap, don`t have a dog.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Ok we understand what the product is for, but do you need a ass photo for the container?
  27. Profile photo of emily1991
    emily1991 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    You didn`t mention whether city or suburbs or whatever, so I wasn`t twisting. Well I live in a city in the UK and there is dog poo all over the place, so it just annoys me. If its on grass then thats not too bad, though it is if its in a park area or something, where people will be sitting.
  28. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    ...is the dog rear the problem?
    `Cause I honestly don`t see what`s wrong. XD
  29. Profile photo of 3inABed
    3inABed Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    @madest, there`s nothing moronic about it, nor is it being a "automoton" (it`s called being considerate). If your so concerned about it not being in a landfill, bring it home and compost it or do something constructive.
    What`s worse is that you think you have some moral high ground insulting people who clean up after their dogs. All your insults do is just highlight the fact that you`re an ignorant inconsiderate asshat who is too damn lazy to clean up after their pet.
    "Just another reason no to touch it" So you`re agreeing with Handsomepod but your basically saying "well it`s dangerous so I`m not touching, but screw the rest of you guys (including children), go ahead I don`t care."
    It`s very simple, if your dog craps in a public place, it`s your responsibility to clean up after it. If you don`t, your just an ignorant bottom-feeder that can`t take simple responsibility and shouldn`t have a pet dog in the first place.
    I take it you drag your kn
  30. Profile photo of 3inABed
    3inABed Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    *knuckles when you walk?

  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:23 pm
    ...nope I`m sorry. Not even puppies can make buttholes cute.
  32. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    In Canada, we carry flamethrowers and incinerate dog poo. If that dog poo was in a public place, we use the flamethrowers on the owner.
  33. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    wow, in your face advertising at its finest O.o
  34. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Ima charging mah poop
  35. Profile photo of skillz3333
    skillz3333 Male 18-29
    428 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    ill show you a cut butthole
  36. Profile photo of Aries11
    Aries11 Female 13-17
    71 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Aww, so cute!
  37. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm
    ah crazy japanese
  38. Profile photo of glodude75
    glodude75 Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    any product with a buthole on it wont sell too quickly
  39. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    meh
  40. Profile photo of PhillipP
    PhillipP Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    ha ha... it`s funny cuz they`re clueless...
  41. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    "any product with a buthole on it wont sell too quickly"

    Obviously you have never been to Japan.

  42. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    Awww...they think they`re people.
  43. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    for those not sure where dog poop comes from, I guess.
  44. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    What would make this ooohhh so much better is if the anus of the dog on the package was also where you pulled the bags out of.
  45. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    Anyone see the Family Guy where Brian makes Stewie pull the dental floss out of his butt. "It you aren`t supposed to eat it then when do they make it taste so good?" I actually had to do something similar to my dog as a puppy. Ugghh... and they don`t like it either.
  46. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:55 pm
    thats one celan furry butthole
  47. Profile photo of americanemy
    americanemy Female 18-29
    17 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 11:36 am
    Eww, I do wish more people picked up their dogs poop. I stepped in some today, lets just say it was not so nice.

    AND I totally agree with FelanSlvr: pulling it outta his butt would be awesome :D

  48. Profile photo of KetchemAll
    KetchemAll Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 4, 2013 at 1:06 pm
    Good manners good dog life?
    Interesting. I`ll run this through Google Translate later.

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