The Pooper Picker: WTF Product of the Day [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Yes, picking up your dog"s crap is incredibly important. That"s not our problem. Our problem is... the item"s package.
There are 48 comments:
Female 47
Good manners good dog life?
Interesting. I`ll run this through Google Translate later.
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Female 17
Eww, I do wish more people picked up their dogs poop. I stepped in some today, lets just say it was not so nice.

AND I totally agree with FelanSlvr: pulling it outta his butt would be awesome :D

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Male 703
thats one celan furry butthole
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Female 232
Anyone see the Family Guy where Brian makes Stewie pull the dental floss out of his butt. "It you aren`t supposed to eat it then when do they make it taste so good?" I actually had to do something similar to my dog as a puppy. Ugghh... and they don`t like it either.
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Female 232
What would make this ooohhh so much better is if the anus of the dog on the package was also where you pulled the bags out of.
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Male 1,686
for those not sure where dog poop comes from, I guess.
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Male 1,078
Awww...they think they`re people.
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Male 291
"any product with a buthole on it wont sell too quickly"

Obviously you have never been to Japan.

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Male 19
ha ha... it`s funny cuz they`re clueless...
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Male 897
meh
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Male 12
any product with a buthole on it wont sell too quickly
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Male 690
ah crazy japanese
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Female 71
Aww, so cute!
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Male 428
ill show you a cut butthole
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Male 985
Ima charging mah poop
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Female 4,197
wow, in your face advertising at its finest O.o
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Male 1,164
In Canada, we carry flamethrowers and incinerate dog poo. If that dog poo was in a public place, we use the flamethrowers on the owner.
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Male 9,306
...nope I`m sorry. Not even puppies can make buttholes cute.
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Male 29
*knuckles when you walk?

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Male 29
@madest, there`s nothing moronic about it, nor is it being a "automoton" (it`s called being considerate). If your so concerned about it not being in a landfill, bring it home and compost it or do something constructive.
What`s worse is that you think you have some moral high ground insulting people who clean up after their dogs. All your insults do is just highlight the fact that you`re an ignorant inconsiderate asshat who is too damn lazy to clean up after their pet.
"Just another reason no to touch it" So you`re agreeing with Handsomepod but your basically saying "well it`s dangerous so I`m not touching, but screw the rest of you guys (including children), go ahead I don`t care."
It`s very simple, if your dog craps in a public place, it`s your responsibility to clean up after it. If you don`t, your just an ignorant bottom-feeder that can`t take simple responsibility and shouldn`t have a pet dog in the first place.
I take it you drag your kn
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Female 602
...is the dog rear the problem?
`Cause I honestly don`t see what`s wrong. XD
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Female 77
You didn`t mention whether city or suburbs or whatever, so I wasn`t twisting. Well I live in a city in the UK and there is dog poo all over the place, so it just annoys me. If its on grass then thats not too bad, though it is if its in a park area or something, where people will be sitting.
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Male 25,416
Ok we understand what the product is for, but do you need a ass photo for the container?
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Female 77
@madest So you`d rather it just stayed on the pavement so people could stand on it.. I hate inconsiderate people like you, if you don`t want to pick up dog crap, don`t have a dog.
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Male 1,093
i just threw up in my mouth.
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Female 931
D:
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Male 137
Here you can be fined 100 bucks for not cleaning up after your dog
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Male 1,108
It`s not that it`s just unhygenic. Dog feces can contain worms and worm eggs which if they somehow come into contact with your eyes can make you blind. It can also cause toxioplasmosis. Pick up that poop! Oh and wild animal poop is more hygenic as they do not have loads of preservatives in their food so the poo doesn`t hang around as long.
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Male 62
It`d be better if the package acted as a dispenser and the bags came out of a little doggy ass...
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Male 10,855
Meh it`s really just a trash bag.
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Male 9,306
blubonx6 don`t be lazy. Pick up the goddamn poop already.
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Female 126
If you don`t clean up after your dog and you`re in a urban area, just letting it go on concrete and leaving it there, you are one nasty, inconsiderate bastard.
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Male 317
Agreed 100% with 3inABed (Y)
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Male 29
And I see the typos ty
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Male 29
So madest and blubonx your saying by not picking your dogs waste your really doing your bit for the environment?
Well that`s the biggest load of poo (excuse the pun) I`ve ever heard, if your so concerned then bring it home and throw it into your composter, you do have one don`t you? Being such champions of the environment that you are.
Not picking up your dogs crap is ignorant and unhygienic. If your dog poos in some public place it`s your responsibility to clean up after it so other people don`t walk through it or some kid picks it up or does whatever with it.
Man what idiotic reasoning you put forward. Grow a brain and partake in society like the rest of us.
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Female 116
I will never pick up dog s-h-i-t. EVER! It is all organic and will break down sooner than a plastic bag. There is always going to be dog poop somewhere, the only difference is that it will either sit out side or in a landfill. I vote for out side...OOOpps whatch where you step.
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Male 7,611
i feel this dog is being exploited
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Male 1,381
just one more reason to love japan :D
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Male 1,646
the caption is kinda dumb. how is picking up poop "incredibly important." and it didnt seem like sarcasm to me.
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Female 9,478
I busted out laughing when I saw this.
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Female 864
don`t look directly into it !!!
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Female 434
It actually says `poopy picker`..
It`s japanese; they don`t have a problem with showing buttholes.
I have a stuffed animal (a cat) from japan and if you turn it over it has a little embroidered one. xD
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Female 614
that dog looks frightened!
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Female 526
it says "poopy picker", not pooper...oh, you silly people..
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Male 74
And the goatse references begin already... Figures, it just wouldn`t be I-A-B without them, would it?
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Female 839
depraved
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Female 331
Great..know whats missing? two hands on the side of that puppies bum...
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Male 20,194
Link: The Pooper Picker: WTF Product of the Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yes, picking up your dog`s crap is incredibly important. That`s not our problem. Our problem is... the item`s package.
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