The Cyberweb: As Envisioned in 1996 [Video-NSFW]

Submitted by: Homer Jay 7 years ago in Tech

Back before Google, back before I-Am-Bored, back before Goatse, the internet was just a strange, exotic geeky concept...
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Male 2,591
not fair.. they shouldn`t be allowed to remove ANYTHING no matter how bad..
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Male 172
Is this real? This is a huge fail if it is..
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Male 47
That kid has no balls.
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Male 496
Ahh... anyone remember Sherwood Forest?
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Male 9,305
"Hey it`ll be cool!"

Okay let me stop you right there.
Poor music, bad singing, really nasty looking DIY video effects and editing, and kids in business casual clothing claiming something to be cool. Not acceptable for ANY decade. Drunk or otherwise.

Someone failed very hard. So hard they will never unfail until they fail just as hard in the reverse failworld.

And that is just the first 28 seconds.

-watches more-

Damn, nice pics, that`s some masterful pixelwork.

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Male 4,004
"You could get way better nude pics on the internet in 1996. "

I concur, those weren`t even pictures, they were crude drawings rendered into 16 bit color pixels. This could have been much funnier, but failed.

"Let`s check out astronomy!"
(Switch to a page with a crappy drawing with an alien and a girl on it)
"Yawn"

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Female 4,028
"Sex free"?
Pahahaha!
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Female 53
WOW, the acting is so..natural, unscripted even. This is just like my first experience with the internet, yup, porn it was, good ol` hardcore porn *nostalgia*
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Male 66
"Hey, Andrew!"
8o WTF?
and I saw the original on youtube. that one is funnier.
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Male 2,344
God, it`s freakin Gollum as a child. With hair.
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Male 111
`But the porn was ALL FROM THE SAME SITE. Jeez people. Some of us aren`t into barbarians. Look up furries instead.`

The internet used to only have 1 web page fool!

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Male 504
0:42 ha so waited for that part. The girl took to long
1:58 Astronomy ftw

Early version of Internet porn. This video shows the only purpose of the internet :7

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Female 185
Wtf... why does every site they go to have naked people?
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Male 132
"The editing was double A-trocious."

Yeah, but it still made me laugh :)

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Male 478
how has this not been taken off youtube?
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Male 292
so that`s what a naked woman looks like.
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Female 288
But the porn was ALL FROM THE SAME SITE. Jeez people. Some of us aren`t into barbarians. Look up furries instead.
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Male 1,370
so...much...porn.
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Male 3,755
You could get way better nude pics on the internet in 1996.
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Male 35
Well they sure got one thing right from the beginning!
"We`re riding on the internet! Cyberspace, sex is free..."
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Male 814
woot. nudies in 24 colours.
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Male 3,755
The editing was double A-trocious.
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Male 1,045
haha barbarian porno.
why do al the kids look stupid.
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Male 10,440
bahahaha! Yes! Time to watch some pixelated barbarian porn on mah 15" CRT screen with my speedy "dial-up" connection and my ass-kicking windows 3.1! Fuuuuuuun.
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Female 1,578
hahaha, i`d love to see the entire original.
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Male 360
the pictures were suspicious...
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Male 1,496
Attack of the Show
For the win.
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Male 233
1:26 barbarian porno?
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Male 215
In other words, it was exactly what it is now, but lower resolution images.
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Female 465
Ha, ha, ha , , , those porn sites were shopped in. Pretty cute.
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Male 85
I miss the `90s.
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Male 422
Back then all the 10 year old boys were into news and current affairs!
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Male 2,076
shopped, i can tell from having seen many shops in my time
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Female 1,401
meh. meh, meehhhh. dumb
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Male 422
Macaulay Culkin!
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Male 346
It took me WAY to long to figure out that it`s been edited.
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Male 25,416
kinda lame given the photos were all dodgy! it would be funnier if they kept the same demos rather that changing it to bewbs!
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Male 964
I lol`d at the barbarian porn!
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Male 1,381
just...just awful.
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Female 1,652
In 1996, I had web tv. I miss it :(
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Male 3,619
that tune is soo drating catchy :O

But lol whats with all the cheap ass nude sale pitches and gender discrimating comments?

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Male 7,833
whoa, its changed, there is now an NSFW label on it.
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Male 74
am i the only one that can see `NSFW` in the title???
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Male 7,833
that was funny, i didnt know what direction it was taking at first. but yeah, should have been labeled NSFW.
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Male 4,807
Snorgledork Male, 13-17, >>>
"way to have the NSFW warning"
Ummm, maybe you should just get back to work then. You`re 13-17 y/o ...you might get aroused and burn your pecker on the fry basket.
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Male 1,485
yay 8-bit porn
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Male 95
barbarian porno II ... what?
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Male 61
Maybe a NSFW tag might be nice?
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Male 104
Barbarian Porno II? Sign me up for this "internets!"
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Female 15,763
Horizontal stripes should NOT have come back.

*dry heave*

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Male 3,058
It was already bad enough before someone edited it to include 8-bit BBS porn circa 1995.
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Male 157
way to have the NSFW warning
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Male 604
I think I remember yahooligans from elementary school
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Male 1,646
lol, before porn im sure. lol leaving kids that age unsupervised now would be like throwing them into a strip-club full of people pooting on each other and f/ucking goats.
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Male 1,132
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