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Date: 10/26/09 10:03 AM

55 Responses to The Cyberweb: As Envisioned in 1996 [Video-NSFW]

  1. Profile photo of Homer Jay
    Homer Jay Male 18-29
    1135 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Link: The Cyberweb: As Envisioned in 1996 - Back before Google, back before I-Am-Bored, back before Goatse, the internet was just a strange, exotic geeky concept...
  2. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
    lol, before porn im sure. lol leaving kids that age unsupervised now would be like throwing them into a strip-club full of people pooting on each other and f/ucking goats.
  3. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
    I think I remember yahooligans from elementary school
  4. Profile photo of Snorgledork
    Snorgledork Male 13-17
    157 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:13 am
    way to have the NSFW warning
  5. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:17 am
    It was already bad enough before someone edited it to include 8-bit BBS porn circa 1995.
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:27 am
    Horizontal stripes should NOT have come back.

    *dry heave*

  7. Profile photo of BTDM
    BTDM Male 18-29
    104 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Barbarian Porno II? Sign me up for this "internets!"
  8. Profile photo of radmikey
    radmikey Male 18-29
    61 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:08 am
    Maybe a NSFW tag might be nice?
  9. Profile photo of tatthi
    tatthi Male 13-17
    95 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:09 am
    barbarian porno II ... what?
  10. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:14 am
    yay 8-bit porn
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Snorgledork Male, 13-17, >>>
    "way to have the NSFW warning"
    Ummm, maybe you should just get back to work then. You`re 13-17 y/o ...you might get aroused and burn your pecker on the fry basket.
  12. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:28 am
    that was funny, i didnt know what direction it was taking at first. but yeah, should have been labeled NSFW.
  13. Profile photo of bry27
    bry27 Male 30-39
    74 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:35 am
    am i the only one that can see `NSFW` in the title???
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:40 am
    whoa, its changed, there is now an NSFW label on it.
  15. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:52 am
    that tune is soo drating catchy :O

    But lol whats with all the cheap ass nude sale pitches and gender discrimating comments?

  16. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:57 am
    In 1996, I had web tv. I miss it :(
  17. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:59 am
    just...just awful.
  18. Profile photo of bobhub600
    bobhub600 Male 13-17
    964 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    I lol`d at the barbarian porn!
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    kinda lame given the photos were all dodgy! it would be funnier if they kept the same demos rather that changing it to bewbs!
  20. Profile photo of Samuelsoon
    Samuelsoon Male 18-29
    346 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    It took me WAY to long to figure out that it`s been edited.
  21. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Macaulay Culkin!
  22. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    meh. meh, meehhhh. dumb
  23. Profile photo of AnwarNova
    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    shopped, i can tell from having seen many shops in my time
  24. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Back then all the 10 year old boys were into news and current affairs!
  25. Profile photo of Mattyroofles
    Mattyroofles Male 18-29
    85 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    I miss the `90s.
  26. Profile photo of patticakes
    patticakes Female 18-29
    463 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    Ha, ha, ha , , , those porn sites were shopped in. Pretty cute.
  27. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    In other words, it was exactly what it is now, but lower resolution images.
  28. Profile photo of Spartano3
    Spartano3 Male 13-17
    234 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    1:26 barbarian porno?
  29. Profile photo of -NeonCarrot-
    -NeonCarrot- Male 13-17
    1496 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    Attack of the Show
    For the win.
  30. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    the pictures were suspicious...
  31. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    hahaha, i`d love to see the entire original.
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    bahahaha! Yes! Time to watch some pixelated barbarian porn on mah 15" CRT screen with my speedy "dial-up" connection and my ass-kicking windows 3.1! Fuuuuuuun.
  33. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    haha barbarian porno.
    why do al the kids look stupid.
  34. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm
    The editing was double A-trocious.
  35. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    woot. nudies in 24 colours.
  36. Profile photo of _Cenya_
    _Cenya_ Male 18-29
    35 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Well they sure got one thing right from the beginning!
    "We`re riding on the internet! Cyberspace, sex is free..."
  37. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    You could get way better nude pics on the internet in 1996.
  38. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 4:48 pm
    so...much...porn.
  39. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    But the porn was ALL FROM THE SAME SITE. Jeez people. Some of us aren`t into barbarians. Look up furries instead.
  40. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:22 pm
    so that`s what a naked woman looks like.
  41. Profile photo of seabass101dg
    seabass101dg Male 18-29
    478 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    how has this not been taken off youtube?
  42. Profile photo of iBegrindin
    iBegrindin Male 18-29
    133 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm
    "The editing was double A-trocious."

    Yeah, but it still made me laugh :)

  43. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 6:32 pm
    Wtf... why does every site they go to have naked people?
  44. Profile photo of p0l4r21
    p0l4r21 Male 18-29
    504 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    0:42 ha so waited for that part. The girl took to long
    1:58 Astronomy ftw

    Early version of Internet porn. This video shows the only purpose of the internet :7

  45. Profile photo of Adamam
    Adamam Male 18-29
    111 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:25 pm
    `But the porn was ALL FROM THE SAME SITE. Jeez people. Some of us aren`t into barbarians. Look up furries instead.`

    The internet used to only have 1 web page fool!

  46. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    God, it`s freakin Gollum as a child. With hair.
  47. Profile photo of tiben36
    tiben36 Male 13-17
    66 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    "Hey, Andrew!"
    8o WTF?
    and I saw the original on youtube. that one is funnier.
  48. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    WOW, the acting is so..natural, unscripted even. This is just like my first experience with the internet, yup, porn it was, good ol` hardcore porn *nostalgia*
  49. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:06 pm
    "Sex free"?
    Pahahaha!
  50. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    "You could get way better nude pics on the internet in 1996. "

    I concur, those weren`t even pictures, they were crude drawings rendered into 16 bit color pixels. This could have been much funnier, but failed.

    "Let`s check out astronomy!"
    (Switch to a page with a crappy drawing with an alien and a girl on it)
    "Yawn"

  51. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 1:52 am
    "Hey it`ll be cool!"

    Okay let me stop you right there.
    Poor music, bad singing, really nasty looking DIY video effects and editing, and kids in business casual clothing claiming something to be cool. Not acceptable for ANY decade. Drunk or otherwise.

    Someone failed very hard. So hard they will never unfail until they fail just as hard in the reverse failworld.

    And that is just the first 28 seconds.

    -watches more-

    Damn, nice pics, that`s some masterful pixelwork.

  52. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 11:32 am
    Ahh... anyone remember Sherwood Forest?
  53. Profile photo of vthokie4
    vthokie4 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    That kid has no balls.
  54. Profile photo of Noamfer
    Noamfer Male 13-17
    172 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    Is this real? This is a huge fail if it is..
  55. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2591 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:09 am
    not fair.. they shouldn`t be allowed to remove ANYTHING no matter how bad..

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