The 3 Bicyclists of the Apocalypse [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

When you die, this is the trio that will greet you. See you in hell.
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Male 150
I hate black metal. Anyone aware of the rivalry between power metal fans and black metal fans should know that.

Ps. I`m a power metal addict.

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Female 95
haha black metal kids on bikes. where the drat are they from? theyre not from norway!!
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Female 95
and i totally agree with monsdurr
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Female 95
haha black metal kids on bikes. where the drat are they from? theyre not from norway!!
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Female 1,043
they have the same face paint as one of the henchman from nightmare before christmas o.e
they`re emo gone too far
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Male 422
"I think children are the future, unless we stop them NOW!" H. J. Simpson
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Male 4,680
These guys are INSAAYYYYN333
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Male 2,220
Famine got a puncture.
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Male 152
God, What losers..
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Male 9,306
So who`s famine?
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Female 3,828
woah scary
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Male 988
Then it`d tbe FIVE fish, look more closely....
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Female 914
more like there WERE 4 bikers of the Apocalypse, but he`s absent (notice fourth bike in the background)
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 15,510
More like, KISS wannabe bikers
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Female 9,402
Kiss... The New Story About Their Childhood.
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Male 678
Monsdurr- Gorgoroth blows goats literally i counted ten in there video then they skewered em. Very GAY. as soon as you dress up and start playing for the devil that sh*it, like osiris said, just becomes comedic. Tool, Danzig, Clutch takes some notes and then go blow a goat!
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Female 31
hahaha losers
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Male 25,416
wow! they are kinda mutcho!
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Female 471
OH DUDE.
THAT`S SO HARDCORE.
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Female 901
haha, they`re like 12. no leg hair XD
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Male 741
osirisascend

I know I shouldn`t defend Black Metal since it`s goal is to repulse the general populace, but you CAN`T say that bands like Gorgoroth (Godseed) aren`t absolutely AMAZING, INCLUDING the vocals.

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Male 2,506
those are some nice ass bikes.
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Male 1,403
pretty sweet bikes
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Male 678
I just need three sticks to put in there spokes.
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Male 1,523
How`d they get a bike in hell?
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Male 592
Kiss would have been better
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Male 1,045
hahahahaha
the apocalypse`s supposed to be scary, not funny.
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Male 121
Who the F**K are these douchebags supposed to be?
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Female 262
they remind me of the hockey kids off of Dogma
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Female 850
I guess the 4th Bicyclist of the Apocalypse retired! There`s a 4th bike in the background...
Either that or he wasn`t Apocalyptic enough to be in the picture.
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Male 562
Kiss look young
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Male 16
It`s war! But with a blue bike.
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Male 2,688
In all seriousness... I support metal and all, but Wykked Wytch IS one of the worst bands I`ve ever heard. And thats coming from someone who owns both Dethklok albums. (The guitar work is mind blowing... despite the band being a cartoon.)
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Male 3,057
@ Zerocyde: Don`t get me wrong, some of these "Black Metal" bands have guitarists and drummers that are surprisingly technically proficient.

Then some no-talent douchebag grabs a microphone and starts growling or screaming, which ALWAYS amuses the hell out of me because they`re just so BAD. When you add in the costumes, makeup, and a band name like "Wykked Wytch", it just becomes high comedy to me.

For the record, I have nothing against costumes and makeup. I find GWAR and Green Jelly to be highly entertaining, and could watch both of those bands for hours.

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Male 807
i was hoping for something better...def not scary enough to be part of the apocalypse
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Male 3,255
@osirisascend

I`m lucky, I`m able to ignore the idiot band members and stupid "singing" of the death metal\growler bands and can theirfore actually get a bit of enjoyment out of stuff like this Wykked Wytch band. It`s great, I can enjoy the music and at the same time mock the idiot screaming into the mic like he`s in some battlefield and not a dirty recording studio!

But in my years I`ve found plenty of better bands with real singers and whos members don`t play dress up.

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Male 3,057
@ lukas1051: I took your advice, and checked out "Wykked Wytch" on YouTube.

I haven`t laughed so hard in a LONG time.

"Black Metal" generally sucks, but "Wykked Wytch" is by far the worst I have ever heard. Thanks for sharing!

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Male 1,646
i would like to imagine figures of the apocalypse to be much more Daemonic... with horns and like 11 arms, and riding horses... not bicycles, but its your site IAB, do with it what you will.
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Male 3,425
Who cares whether Black Metal bands are Satanists or not, they`re still sh*t. Search for "Wykked Wytch" on YouTube and tell me it`s good. I dare you to try.
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Male 22
People who put that paint on just to do it make people like Scott down there stereotype my friends. Make them take it off. =(

Also, most black metal bands are not white supremest. And though, they have many satanic lyrics, most aren`t Satanic. Look up Behemoth. They`re Catholic. =)

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Male 1,381
"Hey guys, is Satan cool?"

(high school kids snicker) "Yeah, man. Soo cool."

"ALL RIGHT! Woo, Satan! Let`s paint our faces and ride our bikes! The high school chicks will love us!"

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Male 801
Black Metal is retarded and so is their lame corpse paint (also known as make up). Somebody save this kids before they form their own band, become white supremist and take up what they believe to be `Satanism`. =/
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Male 376
Yet another person here who`s reminded of the hockey kids from Dogma lol.
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Male 2,551
Reminds me of Good Omens. The four motorcyclists of the apocalypse. :P
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Female 15,763
I feel like I, a 19 year old 5` tall pansy chick, could even beat them up...
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Male 4,807
Why aren`t they wearing helmuts ???? Damn kids
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Male 310
Lol, reminds me of Dogma.
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Male 769
reminds me of the street hockey dudes from Dogma. i don`t know why, it just does.
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Male 19,842
Link: The 3 Bicyclists of the Apocalypse [Pic] [Rate Link] - When you die, this is the trio that will greet you. See you in hell.
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