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Date: 10/21/09 07:06 AM

50 Responses to The 3 Bicyclists of the Apocalypse [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18950 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 6:31 am
    Link: The 3 Bicyclists of the Apocalypse - When you die, this is the trio that will greet you. See you in hell.
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    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:13 am
    reminds me of the street hockey dudes from Dogma. i don`t know why, it just does.
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    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:15 am
    Lol, reminds me of Dogma.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:22 am
    Why aren`t they wearing helmuts ???? Damn kids
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:25 am
    I feel like I, a 19 year old 5` tall pansy chick, could even beat them up...
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    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:29 am
    Reminds me of Good Omens. The four motorcyclists of the apocalypse. :P
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    Lockon Male 18-29
    376 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:30 am
    Yet another person here who`s reminded of the hockey kids from Dogma lol.
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    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:32 am
    Black Metal is retarded and so is their lame corpse paint (also known as make up). Somebody save this kids before they form their own band, become white supremist and take up what they believe to be `Satanism`. =/
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:54 am
    "Hey guys, is Satan cool?"

    (high school kids snicker) "Yeah, man. Soo cool."

    "ALL RIGHT! Woo, Satan! Let`s paint our faces and ride our bikes! The high school chicks will love us!"

  10. Profile photo of Jensito
    Jensito Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:56 am
    People who put that paint on just to do it make people like Scott down there stereotype my friends. Make them take it off. =(

    Also, most black metal bands are not white supremest. And though, they have many satanic lyrics, most aren`t Satanic. Look up Behemoth. They`re Catholic. =)

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:09 am
    Who cares whether Black Metal bands are Satanists or not, they`re still sh*t. Search for "Wykked Wytch" on YouTube and tell me it`s good. I dare you to try.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:26 am
    i would like to imagine figures of the apocalypse to be much more Daemonic... with horns and like 11 arms, and riding horses... not bicycles, but its your site IAB, do with it what you will.
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:33 am
    @ lukas1051: I took your advice, and checked out "Wykked Wytch" on YouTube.

    I haven`t laughed so hard in a LONG time.

    "Black Metal" generally sucks, but "Wykked Wytch" is by far the worst I have ever heard. Thanks for sharing!

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    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 9:02 am
    @osirisascend

    I`m lucky, I`m able to ignore the idiot band members and stupid "singing" of the death metal\growler bands and can theirfore actually get a bit of enjoyment out of stuff like this Wykked Wytch band. It`s great, I can enjoy the music and at the same time mock the idiot screaming into the mic like he`s in some battlefield and not a dirty recording studio!

    But in my years I`ve found plenty of better bands with real singers and whos members don`t play dress up.

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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 9:56 am
    i was hoping for something better...def not scary enough to be part of the apocalypse
  16. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3046 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:43 am
    @ Zerocyde: Don`t get me wrong, some of these "Black Metal" bands have guitarists and drummers that are surprisingly technically proficient.

    Then some no-talent douchebag grabs a microphone and starts growling or screaming, which ALWAYS amuses the hell out of me because they`re just so BAD. When you add in the costumes, makeup, and a band name like "Wykked Wytch", it just becomes high comedy to me.

    For the record, I have nothing against costumes and makeup. I find GWAR and Green Jelly to be highly entertaining, and could watch both of those bands for hours.

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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:00 am
    In all seriousness... I support metal and all, but Wykked Wytch IS one of the worst bands I`ve ever heard. And thats coming from someone who owns both Dethklok albums. (The guitar work is mind blowing... despite the band being a cartoon.)
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    Caddylack Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:34 am
    It`s war! But with a blue bike.
  19. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Kiss look young
  20. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    850 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    I guess the 4th Bicyclist of the Apocalypse retired! There`s a 4th bike in the background...
    Either that or he wasn`t Apocalyptic enough to be in the picture.
  21. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    they remind me of the hockey kids off of Dogma
  22. Profile photo of nrg70
    nrg70 Male 30-39
    121 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    Who the F**K are these douchebags supposed to be?
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    hahahahaha
    the apocalypse`s supposed to be scary, not funny.
  24. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:41 pm
    Kiss would have been better
  25. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    How`d they get a bike in hell?
  26. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I just need three sticks to put in there spokes.
  27. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    pretty sweet bikes
  28. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    those are some nice ass bikes.
  29. Profile photo of Monsdurr
    Monsdurr Male 13-17
    741 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    osirisascend

    I know I shouldn`t defend Black Metal since it`s goal is to repulse the general populace, but you CAN`T say that bands like Gorgoroth (Godseed) aren`t absolutely AMAZING, INCLUDING the vocals.

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    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    haha, they`re like 12. no leg hair XD
  31. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    OH DUDE.
    THAT`S SO HARDCORE.
  32. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:39 pm
    wow! they are kinda mutcho!
  33. Profile photo of RPbaby
    RPbaby Female 18-29
    31 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 5:41 pm
    hahaha losers
  34. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Monsdurr- Gorgoroth blows goats literally i counted ten in there video then they skewered em. Very GAY. as soon as you dress up and start playing for the devil that sh*it, like osiris said, just becomes comedic. Tool, Danzig, Clutch takes some notes and then go blow a goat!
  35. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9261 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    Kiss... The New Story About Their Childhood.
  36. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    More like, KISS wannabe bikers
  37. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    lmao
  38. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    more like there WERE 4 bikers of the Apocalypse, but he`s absent (notice fourth bike in the background)
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    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    Then it`d tbe FIVE fish, look more closely....
  40. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    woah scary
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 2:30 am
    So who`s famine?
  42. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:40 am
    God, What losers..
  43. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:52 am
    Famine got a puncture.
  44. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:56 am
    These guys are INSAAYYYYN333
  45. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    "I think children are the future, unless we stop them NOW!" H. J. Simpson
  46. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    they have the same face paint as one of the henchman from nightmare before christmas o.e
    they`re emo gone too far
  47. Profile photo of darqnss
    darqnss Female 18-29
    95 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    haha black metal kids on bikes. where the drat are they from? theyre not from norway!!
  48. Profile photo of darqnss
    darqnss Female 18-29
    95 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    and i totally agree with monsdurr
  49. Profile photo of darqnss
    darqnss Female 18-29
    95 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    haha black metal kids on bikes. where the drat are they from? theyre not from norway!!
  50. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    I hate black metal. Anyone aware of the rivalry between power metal fans and black metal fans should know that.

    Ps. I`m a power metal addict.

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