Ted Williams` Frozen Head Abused, Used as Baseball

Submitted by: Dumpus 8 years ago in
http://blogs.usatoday.com/gameon/2009/10/book-says-ted-williams-head-battered-at-lab.html

WOW! This is NOT an Onion article! The cryogenics lab that has his head was busted for battering Ted"s head around.
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Female 232
Cryogenics will never work. Even with sudden freezing from Nitrogen there is still significant cellular destruction due to ice crystals and lab techs. LOL
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Male 1,918
sorry but it`s kinda funny
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Male 1,918
LOL OMFG
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Male 500
What did they use as a bat? Walt Disney`s leg?
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Male 454
What`s this got to do with the price of fish??
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Female 186
ok so I was bored enough to take a look at this Alcor`s website. (which of course they have a link on the homepage denying this accusation) but anyway, after reading around on the site, they have some of their case`s listed in detail for some of their "patients". They seem pretty disorganized, One lady who was located in the UK, passed in October and was not sent to their lab to have the "procedure" done till February... oh and if you look under their job opportunity`s they are looking for a CEO who will make 125k yearly...no degree required! <--surprises me not
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Female 15,763
...

I don`t really have words this time.

o-o;;

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Male 438
Who does this?!
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Male 1,523
I want pictures...
(don`t they have security camera footage, I mean comeon!)
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Male 420
not even Yankee fans are that disrespectful. everyone realizes that Ted Williams was the greatest left-handed hitter of all time.
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Male 571
Those non-nice individuals must be Yankees fans
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Male 420
it sounds pretty real. heres a better article, with more disgusting, explicit details. http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Baseba...

these assmunchers need to learn some damn respect

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Male 9,305
...is this for real?
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Male 167
@ least they were`nt lovin` up on it
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Male 814
I wonder if this batter also averaged .400+?
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Male 592
monkey wrench :3 so not a baseball? so the title lied to me?

and still what the hell is that hackshed

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Male 15,510
Wait what? since when Fancyland has been working on a cryogenics lab??
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Female 1,593
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Male 3,425
LMAO. I mean, it`s really bad what they did and everything, but I found the whole concept really funny.
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Male 4,546
Not all books are storybooks.
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Male 10,440
[quote] There`s no way this is real [/quote]

Its not. The article says its from a book. I call IAB link fail.

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Male 1,381
okay?
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Male 13,630
Haaaa, I misread the article,
thought it said `Ted Williams head battered at IAB`` I thought you lot were getting kinda weird on me for a mo
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Female 295
....would it be in poor taste to ask if they played baseball with it?
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Male 3,014
There`s no way this is real.
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Male 4,807
Whats with all the severed head stories today??
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Male 83
Link: Ted Williams` Frozen Head Abused, Used as Baseball [Rate Link] - WOW! This is NOT an Onion article! The cryogenics lab that has his head was busted for battering Ted`s head around.
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