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Date: 10/03/09 07:05 AM

27 Responses to Ted Williams` Frozen Head Abused, Used as Baseball

  1. Profile photo of Dumpus
    Dumpus Male 13-17
    83 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:06 am
    Link: Ted Williams` Frozen Head Abused, Used as Baseball - WOW! This is NOT an Onion article! The cryogenics lab that has his head was busted for battering Ted`s head around.
  2. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:14 am
    Whats with all the severed head stories today??
  3. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:15 am
    There`s no way this is real.
  4. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:16 am
    ....would it be in poor taste to ask if they played baseball with it?
  5. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Haaaa, I misread the article,
    thought it said `Ted Williams head battered at IAB`` I thought you lot were getting kinda weird on me for a mo
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:37 am
    okay?
  7. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:51 am
    There`s no way this is real

    Its not. The article says its from a book. I call IAB link fail.

  8. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Not all books are storybooks.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:40 am
    LMAO. I mean, it`s really bad what they did and everything, but I found the whole concept really funny.
  10. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:07 am
    [email protected]
  11. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:14 am
    Wait what? since when Fancyland has been working on a cryogenics lab??
  12. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:30 am
    monkey wrench :3 so not a baseball? so the title lied to me?

    and still what the hell is that hackshed

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    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:44 am
    I wonder if this batter also averaged .400+?
  14. Profile photo of Chaim
    Chaim Male 30-39
    167 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:34 am
    @ least they were`nt lovin` up on it
  15. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm
    ...is this for real?
  16. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    it sounds pretty real. heres a better article, with more disgusting, explicit details. http://www.calgaryherald.com/news/Baseba...

    these assmunchers need to learn some damn respect

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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Those non-nice individuals must be Yankees fans
  18. Profile photo of Gn0m3
    Gn0m3 Male 18-29
    421 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    not even Yankee fans are that disrespectful. everyone realizes that Ted Williams was the greatest left-handed hitter of all time.
  19. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I want pictures...
    (don`t they have security camera footage, I mean comeon!)
  20. Profile photo of ImmortalZach
    ImmortalZach Male 13-17
    438 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    Who does this?!
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    ...

    I don`t really have words this time.

    o-o;;

  22. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:09 am
    ok so I was bored enough to take a look at this Alcor`s website. (which of course they have a link on the homepage denying this accusation) but anyway, after reading around on the site, they have some of their case`s listed in detail for some of their "patients". They seem pretty disorganized, One lady who was located in the UK, passed in October and was not sent to their lab to have the "procedure" done till February... oh and if you look under their job opportunity`s they are looking for a CEO who will make 125k yearly...no degree required! <--surprises me not
  23. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    What`s this got to do with the price of fish??
  24. Profile photo of Max_Normal
    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    What did they use as a bat? Walt Disney`s leg?
  25. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    LOL OMFG
  26. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    sorry but it`s kinda funny
  27. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Cryogenics will never work. Even with sudden freezing from Nitrogen there is still significant cellular destruction due to ice crystals and lab techs. LOL

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