Subtle LOL + Bible x Handmade Sign = This Guy [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

If you"re going to hold up a sign at a football game with a Bible verse, make sure it"s a really shocking Bible verse.
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Male 1,718
Ezequiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother`s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I love pulp fiction

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Male 1,718
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
heheheh =D
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Female 158
@ peterbla000

...:O ...donkey? really?

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Male 1,485
thats way too sexy to be allowed in the bible
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Female 6
Go Ducks! :D

You`d have to understand Eugene, Oregon to even find anything like that remotely abnormal. :P

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Female 5,222
*insert family guy joke*
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Male 147
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Male 9
Ezekiel 23:19-21: "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
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Male 49
wow that verse is surprisingly brutal.
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Male 124
wooo oregon ducks
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Male 43
Haha. Donkey wieners. xDD
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Male 81
gotta love pulp fiction
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Male 703
i got nothin
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Male 1,222
Ezequiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother`s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Male 182
And the guy obviously uses Reddit.
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Female 1,593
LMAO
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Male 13
As an ex-bible thumper released for time served...this is god damn funny.
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Male 23
FOr those too lazy to search for the passage: 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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Male 1,918
huh?
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Male 7,812
The girl i know with the dirties bible verse couldnt remember where it was but gave me this little gem:
ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them

hope this works for now

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Male 1,371
HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHA.
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Male 10,440
SaintsFan > lol
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Female 109
Hahah this is at a Ducks game. Yay Oregon, right? My home state has a lot of freaks. Hah. My marching band is going to be performing at Autzen Stadium on Saturday, actually. Maybe we`ll see this guy.
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Female 895
Well poo, if I new the bible was porn I`d have read it years ago.
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Male 569
epic win
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Male 256
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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Male 29
... is that a tele-tubby?
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Female 1,264
Someone is angry because some girl will never be with him. Or maybe he envies her, because she has a lot more fun than him.
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Male 1,164
Note to self, gather together around twenty mates, go to a hockey game and hold up enough posters to cover half the bible.

Step 2, see who brought their bibles to a hockey game.

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Male 162
He`s holding it up as a joke. Most people hold up verses everyone knows, but this one is so obscure that makes the joke. Also it`s a reference to Exodus, so unless you read that part, this verse is going to go over your head. Obviously, it`s out of context. ;)
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Male 8,302
Yeah, take THAT you unbelievers who have never read the Bible in your life, what do you think of my epic message sign now!? Ashamed?

Seriously stupid, the only person who would have a CLUE what his sign meant would be other Christians.

I`m guessing his slut of a girlfriend was a Jesus Freak and cheated on him, and he`s done the sign up to get on TV with it aimed just at her.

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Female 120
(From biblegateway.com)
"19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
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Female 245
actually looked that up. WHY is he holding that up at a footbal game O.o
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Female 159
mmm donkey dick.
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Female 1,578
so uh, can someone explain this to the jew?
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Male 3,842
"if a guy has sex with a girl because he thinks she`s hot, does that make him a whore too?"

Actually, yes, it does. If he does not love her, then yes, he is a man-whore.

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Female 62
Oh how I love biblical misogyny.

So shunpo_31, if a guy has sex with a girl because he thinks she`s hot, does that make him a whore too? It`s funny how you so easily went to a woman being the sex crazed creatures when in reality, women`s sexuality is the most repressed.

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Male 808
Check and Mate-WIN
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Male 612
@ morrigann: I think its the symbol of reddit, the user-generated "news" site.
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Male 480
I know that the focus of this is the verse, but I wanna know about the symbol on the sign. I know i`ve seen it before, but I cant remember where
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Male 18
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled. [a]

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Male 486
WIN
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Male 289
Soooo he`s saying he`s hung like a donkey a jizzes like a horse? Orrrr he wants someone that does?
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Female 1,006
God damned Ducks...
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Female 931
dratttt
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Female 54
if you look it up, it talks about a prostitute lusting after huge donkey dicks
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Male 76
drat drat dratety-drat drat!
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Male 12,138
How much more epic would Pulp Fiction have been if Samjay recited THAT quote everytime he was about to pop a cap in someone`s ass?
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Male 12
fair enough.
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Male 3,842
To htims - you`re new here. If you type the "F Word" the swear filter changes it to "drat"
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Male 12
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Male 3,842
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)
19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.


WIN!!!

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Male 672
@Boresfjord: God just thinks penises are awesome. I don`t blame him.
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Male 9,305
cobrakiller, please listen carefully.

I want you to find that passage, and then plaster it all over the internet, do a youtube montage, I don`t care, just get it out there so we here at IAB can find it.

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Male 3,425
Gagh, I knew knowing every passage from the Bible word from word would come in useful eventually!
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Male 7,812
nice, but not the dirties verse. i forgot where it was but this girl i know once showed me a passage all about the female masturbating. it got pretty graphic.
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Male 21
The first thing I did after seeing that sign was play Pulp Fiction and go to that moment.
Sadly, that one`s Ezekiel 25:17 :P
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Female 57
That`s dratin stupid. There`s no reason to argue. This is a website for FUNNIES. You people a drating idiots.
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Male 9,305
You know there isn`t anything I can say that will sway anyone`s mind, as this hath been proven time and time again...so I will simply skip to running about the room, screaming and crying, tearing my hair out, whilst bashing my head into the wall.
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Male 1,381
@boredfjord:

it`s because love is supposed to be between two people, about a joining of the souls, and sex between a man and woman committed to each other for life.

here it`s pointing out the perverted and twisted mindset that sex is a game, that it is unholy and useful only for the physical feelings it induces.

you know the whole `if a girl has sex with a guy just for the size of his penis, she`s a whore` type of deal. it`s like, really? your lust has consumed you that much?

but i`m not entirely sure why in the world this would be relevant at a sports event...

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Male 1,929
I want to thank that man for making me look that up.

This page was nice.

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Male 928
I would think that from God`s perspective the act of sexual promiscuity would be important but the size of the penises and ejaculations involved would be irrelevant.
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Male 928
I know others have posted the verse, but I`ll post it again so people don`t have to scroll through as many comments.

"et she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."

I`m glad he`s promoting awareness of the Bible`s less popular verses. Here`s what I wonder. God, allegedly, when inspiring the word of the Bible, wanted to give humankind in remarkably few words a history of his creation, his chosen people, the life, death, and resurrection of his son, and a code by which we should live our lives. That`s what the Christians say. But why, when conveying such an important message in so few words, would he waste a passage detailing the size of someone`s dick?

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Male 2,688
He`s holding up a verse of the bible about a raging whore at a football game... Hmm... Probably a subtle hint to one of the cheerleaders.
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Male 2,372
Great sense of humour.
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Male 4,807
Ezekiel 25:17 + Samuel L Jackson = A truly great moment in Pulp Fiction
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Male 5,314
yeah, i dont get it at all
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Male 1,646
lol this guy rules
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Female 1,604
yes thanks for posting what it meant because I didn`t want to look it up either lol
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Female 9,557
Thanks for having me to get out of my chair to make sure this is a real verse, and yea, it`s real and it`s dirty. :P
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Female 168
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (King James Version)

19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

21Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

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Female 3,828
lol i love how tonz of you posted the verse so my lazy ass didnt have to look it up. i salute you all :)
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Female 12
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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Male 78
Why not the Song of Solomon?
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Male 24
FAPFAPFAPFAP
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Male 24
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled

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Female 35
"Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
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Male 271
the bible is filled with smut :P
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Male 292
lol nvm
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Female 434
Wow, epic.
But.. why at a football game?
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Male 292
Anyone care to look it up for me?
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Female 590
Pretty hilarious but why at a football game?
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Male 74
Hah! After looking up Ezekiel 23:19-21 (on the internet) this becomes singularly lol-worthy.
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Female 526
since i don`t allow bibles in my home, what does Ezekiel 23:19-21 say?
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Male 111
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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Male 518
Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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Male 506
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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Male 74
freakin classic
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Male 20,825
Link: Subtle LOL + Bible x Handmade Sign = This Guy [Pic [Rate Link] - If you`re going to hold up a sign at a football game with a Bible verse, make sure it`s a really shocking Bible verse.
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