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  1. Profile photo of JokeroX42
    JokeroX42 Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 7:16 am
    freakin classic
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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:16 am
    Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:17 am
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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    isa_ragnor Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 7:19 am
    Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:20 am
    since i don`t allow bibles in my home, what does Ezekiel 23:19-21 say?
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    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Hah! After looking up Ezekiel 23:19-21 (on the internet) this becomes singularly lol-worthy.
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    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Pretty hilarious but why at a football game?
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    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Anyone care to look it up for me?
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    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Wow, epic.
    But.. why at a football game?
  10. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:26 am
    lol nvm
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    bungled Male 30-39
    271 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:32 am
    the bible is filled with smut :P
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    Britta99 Female 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 7:34 am
    "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
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    eggy409 Male 40-49
    24 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled

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    eggy409 Male 40-49
    24 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:38 am
    FAPFAPFAPFAP
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    DraxxorT Male 18-29
    78 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Why not the Song of Solomon?
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    PiX Female 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 7:48 am
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:49 am
    lol i love how tonz of you posted the verse so my lazy ass didnt have to look it up. i salute you all :)
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    parmonie Female 18-29
    169 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:56 am
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (King James Version)

    19Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.

    20For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

    21Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Thanks for having me to get out of my chair to make sure this is a real verse, and yea, it`s real and it`s dirty. :P
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    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:05 am
    yes thanks for posting what it meant because I didn`t want to look it up either lol
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    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:11 am
    lol this guy rules
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:15 am
    yeah, i dont get it at all
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Ezekiel 25:17 + Samuel L Jackson = A truly great moment in Pulp Fiction
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    manorrd Male 30-39
    2372 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Great sense of humour.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:30 am
    He`s holding up a verse of the bible about a raging whore at a football game... Hmm... Probably a subtle hint to one of the cheerleaders.
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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:38 am
    I know others have posted the verse, but I`ll post it again so people don`t have to scroll through as many comments.

    "et she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."

    I`m glad he`s promoting awareness of the Bible`s less popular verses. Here`s what I wonder. God, allegedly, when inspiring the word of the Bible, wanted to give humankind in remarkably few words a history of his creation, his chosen people, the life, death, and resurrection of his son, and a code by which we should live our lives. That`s what the Christians say. But why, when conveying such an important message in so few words, would he waste a passage detailing the size of someone`s dick?

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    boredfjord Male 13-17
    928 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:40 am
    I would think that from God`s perspective the act of sexual promiscuity would be important but the size of the penises and ejaculations involved would be irrelevant.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:41 am
    I want to thank that man for making me look that up.

    This page was nice.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:48 am
    @boredfjord:

    it`s because love is supposed to be between two people, about a joining of the souls, and sex between a man and woman committed to each other for life.

    here it`s pointing out the perverted and twisted mindset that sex is a game, that it is unholy and useful only for the physical feelings it induces.

    you know the whole `if a girl has sex with a guy just for the size of his penis, she`s a whore` type of deal. it`s like, really? your lust has consumed you that much?

    but i`m not entirely sure why in the world this would be relevant at a sports event...

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:01 am
    You know there isn`t anything I can say that will sway anyone`s mind, as this hath been proven time and time again...so I will simply skip to running about the room, screaming and crying, tearing my hair out, whilst bashing my head into the wall.
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    kboxx Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:06 am
    That`s dratin stupid. There`s no reason to argue. This is a website for FUNNIES. You people a drating idiots.
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    Kodida Male 18-29
    21 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:15 am
    The first thing I did after seeing that sign was play Pulp Fiction and go to that moment.
    Sadly, that one`s Ezekiel 25:17 :P
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:15 am
    nice, but not the dirties verse. i forgot where it was but this girl i know once showed me a passage all about the female masturbating. it got pretty graphic.
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:18 am
    Gagh, I knew knowing every passage from the Bible word from word would come in useful eventually!
  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:30 am
    cobrakiller, please listen carefully.

    I want you to find that passage, and then plaster it all over the internet, do a youtube montage, I don`t care, just get it out there so we here at IAB can find it.

  36. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:47 am
    @Boresfjord: God just thinks penises are awesome. I don`t blame him.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:58 am
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)
    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.


    WIN!!!

  38. Profile photo of htims
    htims Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:02 am
    @kboxx: que?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph...

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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:22 am
    To htims - you`re new here. If you type the "F Word" the swear filter changes it to "drat"
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    htims Male 18-29
    12 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:23 am
    fair enough.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:30 am
    How much more epic would Pulp Fiction have been if Samjay recited THAT quote everytime he was about to pop a cap in someone`s ass?
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    disoriented1 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:50 am
    drat drat dratety-drat drat!
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    emmajean89 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:13 am
    if you look it up, it talks about a prostitute lusting after huge donkey dicks
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
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    October 6, 2009 at 11:26 am
    dratttt
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    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:34 am
    God damned Ducks...
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    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    Soooo he`s saying he`s hung like a donkey a jizzes like a horse? Orrrr he wants someone that does?
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    Norts Male 18-29
    486 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    WIN
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    WarX Male 13-17
    18 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)

    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

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    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I know that the focus of this is the verse, but I wanna know about the symbol on the sign. I know i`ve seen it before, but I cant remember where
  50. Profile photo of boeingguy787
    boeingguy787 Male 18-29
    612 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm
    @ morrigann: I think its the symbol of reddit, the user-generated "news" site.
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    canusuck Male 30-39
    777 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Check and Mate-WIN
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    Tequilar Female 13-17
    62 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Oh how I love biblical misogyny.

    So shunpo_31, if a guy has sex with a girl because he thinks she`s hot, does that make him a whore too? It`s funny how you so easily went to a woman being the sex crazed creatures when in reality, women`s sexuality is the most repressed.

  53. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm
    "if a guy has sex with a girl because he thinks she`s hot, does that make him a whore too?"

    Actually, yes, it does. If he does not love her, then yes, he is a man-whore.

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    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
    so uh, can someone explain this to the jew?
  55. Profile photo of captainkat
    captainkat Female 13-17
    159 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    mmm donkey dick.
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    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    actually looked that up. WHY is he holding that up at a footbal game O.o
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    Conejito1011 Female 13-17
    120 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    (From biblegateway.com)
    "19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    Yeah, take THAT you unbelievers who have never read the Bible in your life, what do you think of my epic message sign now!? Ashamed?

    Seriously stupid, the only person who would have a CLUE what his sign meant would be other Christians.

    I`m guessing his slut of a girlfriend was a Jesus Freak and cheated on him, and he`s done the sign up to get on TV with it aimed just at her.

  59. Profile photo of ohthedrama
    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    He`s holding it up as a joke. Most people hold up verses everyone knows, but this one is so obscure that makes the joke. Also it`s a reference to Exodus, so unless you read that part, this verse is going to go over your head. Obviously, it`s out of context. ;)
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    Note to self, gather together around twenty mates, go to a hockey game and hold up enough posters to cover half the bible.

    Step 2, see who brought their bibles to a hockey game.

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    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Someone is angry because some girl will never be with him. Or maybe he envies her, because she has a lot more fun than him.
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    SynthNinja Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    ... is that a tele-tubby?
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    Ezekiel 23:19-21 (New International Version)
    19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    epic win
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Well poo, if I new the bible was porn I`d have read it years ago.
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    hannahbry27 Female 18-29
    109 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Hahah this is at a Ducks game. Yay Oregon, right? My home state has a lot of freaks. Hah. My marching band is going to be performing at Autzen Stadium on Saturday, actually. Maybe we`ll see this guy.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:19 pm
    SaintsFan > lol
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHHA.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    The girl i know with the dirties bible verse couldnt remember where it was but gave me this little gem:
    ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them

    hope this works for now

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    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    huh?
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    Crazysanity Male 18-29
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    October 6, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    FOr those too lazy to search for the passage: 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.
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    joshuarknapp Male 30-39
    13 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    As an ex-bible thumper released for time served...this is god damn funny.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:47 pm
    LMAO
  74. Profile photo of Khast
    Khast Male 30-39
    184 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    And the guy obviously uses Reddit.
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:15 pm
    Ezequiel 25:17
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother`s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    i got nothin
  77. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    gotta love pulp fiction
  78. Profile photo of ClownFace
    ClownFace Male 13-17
    43 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 1:28 am
    Haha. Donkey wieners. xDD
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    TrampyMan Male 18-29
    124 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    wooo oregon ducks
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    DestroyALL Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    wow that verse is surprisingly brutal.
  81. Profile photo of peterbla000
    peterbla000 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:01 pm
    Ezekiel 23:19-21: "Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. 21 So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled."
  82. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 9, 2009 at 2:56 am
    *insert family guy joke*
  83. Profile photo of Pdmadmin
    Pdmadmin Female 18-29
    6 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:57 am
    Go Ducks! :D

    You`d have to understand Eugene, Oregon to even find anything like that remotely abnormal. :P

  84. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:31 am
    thats way too sexy to be allowed in the bible
  85. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 7:30 pm
    @ peterbla000

    ...:O ...donkey? really?

  86. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
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    February 24, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
    heheheh =D
  87. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    February 24, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    Ezequiel 25:17
    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother`s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

    I love pulp fiction

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