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Date: 10/12/09 12:03 PM

76 Responses to Sarah Silverman`s Plan on How to Save The World

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    Ellizabeth Female 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    Link: Sarah Silverman`s Plan on How to Save The World - Funny chick, Sarah Silverman and her solution to end world hunger. What`s yours, tough guy?
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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    that was good
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    tatripp Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    hey catholics hid jews in the vatican during the holocaust
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    Actually... that`s a good idea. I would also like to give my salary to my government so that they can pay my bills.

    Love you with mouth Sarah, Kthnksbai.

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    xelous Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Nice!1!
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    Gluggr Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    I`m 11 secs in and I want to drown her :/
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    hahaha sarah silverman is the bomb diggidy
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    DarthJay Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    Ugh - am I the only one that can`t stand her?!

    I have an idea...why doesn`t she stop making obnoxious videos and try making a few charitable donations of her own? She`s got the money. I`m sure she makes WAY more than me, but I find the cash to make donations. If she`s so set on helping, then why not make a REAL video to ACTUALLY HELP instead of posting rediculous crap like this.

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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    You realize...the Vatican and the Catholic church was built over 2000 years of donations from it`s parishioners. Everything the Vatican owns was donated by craftsman. The Catholic Church is also the largest charitable organization in the world, donating more time, money and resources than any other organization...
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    Slmmhmmr161 Male 18-29
    606 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    If you think she`s actually funny, and you`re not talking about her face, you need to throw yourself off a cliff.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    Thats actually an awesome plan. But the pope is evil, so the hunger will continue.

    Samsquanch > I think you missed the point.

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    rukasu Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    Damnit Jay, it`s a comedy video. Give it a rest. How do you even know if she donates or not?
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    Sarah Silverman is kind of hot, but I can`t stand American comedians. And Sarah Silverman is the most American comedian there is.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    meh i cant seem to flaw it. ive been to the vatican - to religous-y for me so why not sell it?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    This was uneventful!
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    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:57 pm
    I`m with you Jay, I can`t stand her because she is one of the farthest things from funny.

    Boring, deadpan, uninspired, sarcastic humor. All wrapped up into a little hippie-douche package. She and the Tim and Eric douches should join a cult and go jump off a cliff, the world of comedy would be much better off.

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    Hah! Outrageously offensive AND it makes a great point too.
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    Xithor Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    Or we could do what Jonathan Swift said in "A Modest Proposal" about hunger and poverty in Ireland. But that might be a little too drastic.
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    yea i saw this on real time with bill mahr... and people that are offended by this. just realize its only because your catholic. =)
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    The Holocaust is funnier than Sarah Silverman.
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    Mondo48 Male 18-29
    138 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    i do not like this bitch.
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    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    she`s so cute!
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    ohthedrama Male 30-39
    162 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Yeah let`s sell all the museums to private sellers, stop building amusement parks and give it to the poor, sell all the state capitals and just have meetings in caves, sell all of Hollywood and Disney World. She`s an idiot. Plain and simple. Want to solve world hunger. 1) Give a damn 2) Give more than a damn and donate money 3) Make other people give a damn.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    Sarah`s got a point. Before Hi-Def I couldn`t see the food in the noses of the hungry that the flies were feasting on.
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    jsellars Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    this bitch is an idiot.
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:06 pm
    i lolled when i saw this but i uncontrollably lolled when i saw the posts beneath me. She actually does donate a lot and in person is far from the bitch she may put herself out to be. Why be crazy angry because she has the backbone to say this stuff outloud? she isnt serious. its a joke. look it up baby :]
    "A joke is a short story or ironic depiction of a situation communicated with the intent of being humorous. These jokes will normally have a punchline that will end the sentence to make it humorous. A joke can also be a single phrase or statement that employs sarcasm. "
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    SpankCake Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    haha "you preached to live humbly, so maybe it`s time to act on that and move out of your house..that is a city" haha why is everyone taking her seriously here, lighten up IAB, I`m sure they will listen to her and sell the vatican
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    Haushinka Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    I have a tough time with female comedians - this was somewhat amusing though. I just hate her mouth. And her face.
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    Bremir Male 18-29
    392 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    She definitely isn`t funny.

    I get sick and tired of her pathetic show being advertised as the "greatest comedy ever made!" on this damn channel too. It`s an awful, awful show. Very painful to watch even a second of it.

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    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    I love this girl. shes awesome......amen
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm
    ...Did she call the Pope...Gay??

    :-|

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    ...Meh. The only female douchey comedian I like is Kathy Griffin.
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    Tisjokar Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    She is so dam funny, the start made me lol the most.
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    MissMurder Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    i have no idea why 00.49-52 made me laugh out loud. sometimes i find her funny, sometimes jut irritating.
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
    opiebreath, check out Lisa Lampanelli.
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    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    Sounds good, lets sell the Vatican!
  37. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Yeah I don`t like her much either, Anon.
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:35 pm
    I fully support this movement. Now if we only had some buyers..
  39. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    truly?!i can see why people dont like sarah but lisa to me is absolutely fantastic. but i wont lie, i do love people like dane cook, jeff dunham, gabriel inglasias, and every once in a while nick swartson. like half of his jokes really. my wife made me watch Margret Cho and she was pretty cool.
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    mene1in Male 18-29
    75 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    Makes total sense. Practice what you preach, big guy!
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    October 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm
    I thought she was going to say something like, "Breast-feed the hungry".

    P.S.: As I was typing this, A commercial for `2012` came on the TV showing the Vatican crumbling. lol

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    DinoAle Female 18-29
    107 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    I enjoy her silly style of comedy.
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    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    i was trying to understand all the hostility here toward sara, then remembered algore & his kay cult sent a memo stating to do so.

    back to sleep little lemmings, the messiah has spoken

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 6:54 pm
    "I thought she was going to say something like, "Breast-feed the hungry"."

    With some actresses that do these commercials? Yes. Yes they can. Unless all the kids are getting are a healthy slurp of silicone...

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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    never liked sara silverman...
    its like she doesnt think before she talks.
    with barely any thought put into what she said i came up with about 10 things wrong with what she was saying.
    so i assume people are laughing at her whenevr i see or hear her, but the people that are famous for getting laughed at are never famous for very long and dont have much in the way of media outlets which isnt the case for her. so now im questioning humanity (more) and its right to be the dominant species on earth.
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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    I`m down with this plan!

    Lets do it!!!

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    Nat89 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    ultimakewl, get a sense of humor, and also realize that she is making a point, not to sell the vatican but she is combating the irrationality of not helping the poor with an irrationality towards helping them in order to draw more attention to the issue, i bet she thought a lot about it
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    shes strangely attractive... but she looks like she has a hairy vagina
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    patchouly Male 40-49
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    October 12, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    I can`t believe this went over some of your heads and you took this, word for word.

    Come on folks...let`s use the Jello between the ears once and a while.

    Oh, and in case you have trouble with that...by Jello, I mean your brain.

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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm
    I see Nat89 gets it.
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    ImDanny Male 13-17
    123 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    I miss JP2
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    Saintnick.. I never got a Memo. I don`t like her.

    She`s not that funny, she uses shock tactics in place of comedy. She was OK in monk, and the "I`m ****ing Matt Damon" was cool though.

    Some quick facts:
    1) With a total land area of 0.44 square kilometers, the country is smaller than the soon to be completed US embassy in Iraq.

    2) The entire Vatican complex (housing >8000 residents) is worth $1.2 Billion. This equates to everyone in the Vatican living in a <$150`000 home.

    3) By comparison the average British home costs $354`043, which I think is a fair comparison country.

    4) I know she`s kidding.

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    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 12:36 am
    I never found her all that funny
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    GRadde Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 12:39 am
    >Baalth
    Touché. Interesting facts you got there, btw. :)
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:10 am
    She has a point. Priests take a vow of poverty.
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    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:24 am
    Oh...WoW Round Of Apllause That Was So Funny...


    oh - ! < forgot ! because i was laughing incredibly hard..

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    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:43 am
    I dunno what her point is, I mean, I gathered that although she isn`t suggesting that the Vatican should be old, as that is crazy. I assume that she is trying to sarcastically show how greedy the Catholic church are, for supposedly not following their vows of humbleness.
    The Catholic church is probably the biggest charity on earth, they donate A LOT of their money; the era of priests stealing money, and controlling the populace are really over.
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    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:44 am
    I just find her very annoying, and it constantly feels like she is trying to make a clever political joke.
  59. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:10 am
    Sell the Vatican to end world hunger. GENIUS! Then we can use Carlin`s idea of taking back the golf courses of the world to build housing on for the homeless. Or we take Sam Kinisons`s idea of not really feeding the staving millions, but sending them U-HAULs and luggage so they can move to where the effing food is!

    Comedy is brilliance sometimes.

    LJ

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    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:12 am
    OR you could just feed the homeless to the hungry

    BOOM! two birds with one stone...

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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 4:32 am
    lol " i dont know what YOUR version of "all the pussey is"" lol
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    vegascartman Male 30-39
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    October 13, 2009 at 6:33 am
    odeed, have you actually BEEN to the Vatican? I have. The opulence and accumulated wealth there is absolutely obscene.
  63. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Vegas:
    The vatican is a city-state. As a city state, it has wealth beyond that of your average schmo. I think your real problem is not realizing how much people on top in any country have.

    The Vatican`s main export is drating stamps ffs.

    Their total costs are $388 million per year, and their income barely covers this at $374 million.

    Those are 2007 figures.

    By comparison, the top 20 Wall Street fund managers that year got an average of $685 million. That`s 12 individuals on one street (Wall Street) earning more than the entire 8000 person Holy See. Some up to 5 times as much.

    "I`ve been to the Vatican". Pfft. I LIVE in Dubai. I know opulence.

    You need a comparison. Compared to your house? Sure, the Vatican is likely impressive.

    Otherwise, right outside my window, is a Yacht bigger than your "opulent" city. The yacht, is called Dubai, look it up.

  64. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 7:35 am
    References:
    Forbes highest earners 2007
    World`s Second Largest Yacht aka the Yacht outside my window.
    CIA World Factbook: The Vatican

    Incidentally, the housing estimate I gave earlier is probably inaccurate, because you need to factor in:

    1) 3000 people live in Italy, not the Vatican.
    2) Most of the Vatican isn`t housing.

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    Batmanners Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 7:46 am
    There`s no wealth in Dubai Baalthazaq... Ok, I`m sorry. Any city in the middle of the desert with an indoor ski hill, the world`s new tallest building, a man-made island shaped like a palm (with a resort on it), a 7-star hotel, and much much more awesome stuff...surely, UAE is jizzing money like there`s oil under those lands. Crazy rich sheiks.
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    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Well to be fair, that just makes it all the more comparable to the Vatican. Before Abu Dhabi bailed us out we owed 107% of our GDP in debt.

    The Vatican, in a semi comparable way spends 103% of its earnings.

    Also, Dubai doesn`t have oil. 6% of our GDP comes from oil (Pre-crash numbers, potentially this has risen, but unlikely as the price of oil has come down too).

    Disclaimer: Abu dhabi (and therefore the UAE) does have oil reserves, just not Dubai.

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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 8:05 am
    I always get the impression she thinks shes a hell of alot funnier than she is. Her voice and the way she contorts her mouth is irritating but sometimes she is funny. Not so much on this occasion.
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    Biosynth Male 18-29
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    October 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Her voice awakens a limitless rage within my soul.

    Also, she said "emashiated."

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    saintnick Male 13-17
    270 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    Baalthazaq, i don`t find you to be a lemming, you seem to be seeped in facts well enough, at least, like the rest of us, your trying. you don`t like her, good for you. i think she`s warped, though oddly funny, fits no other mold & doesn`t seem to be seeking approval.

    got it, maybe she she`s the type that voted for change.

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    swingplato Male 30-39
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    October 14, 2009 at 2:15 am
    why, she can`t do that by selling her jokes???
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    i thought it was brilliant.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    "its time for you to move out of your house-that-is-a-city?" hilarious. I`m not all that fond of her, but she does bring up a point. hell, in the US the best looking building in any given neibourhood is the church. I know there are certain reasons for that, but do you really need gold plated offering plates and then preach how blessed the frickin poor are? really?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:44 pm
    She`s hot, I`d DO her. But I`d have to think of some way to keep her quiet, eh? During and after.
    Then I`d make her some backbacon on toast for breakfast.
    Lets see, $500B, divided by 1B hungry people = feed the world`s hungry for like 1 week, then back to square 1, minus the Catholic Church. Great plan (yes I know it`s supposed to be funny).
    Now Sam Kinison (as Lord_Jereth mentioned) HE was a funny man! Rude and offensive yes, but funny!
    And these guys: MacLean & MacLean
    Who I am heartbroken to report are both dead :(
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    adelg91 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 4:18 am
    sarah silverman is fantastic!
    totally hilarious
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    toneman Male 30-39
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    October 22, 2009 at 11:56 am
    That is friggin` brilliant! Even funnier coming from a Jew!
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    Asakura Female 18-29
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    December 9, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    She is such a jerk but It was funny

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