Roadkill: Adding Insult In Injury [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in

It"s just this little guy"s day. [Semi-gross, nothing you haven"t seen before.]
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Female 3,598
wow. isn`t the road crew supposed to take care of things like that.
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Male 66
XD
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Male 10,440
Lazy road crews...
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Female 310
awww i feel really bad for the poor little thing
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Female 135
ew
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Male 124
thar raccoon is gonna be pissed when he wakes up from his nap.
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Male 1,485
that deserves a lol
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Male 90
whoever was doing the line on the right must have thought it was gross and started going at an angle.
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Female 185
That`s fu(ked up!
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Female 237
Looks real to me too.
ew. his head is flattened like a pancake! :x
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Male 295
lol thats lazy but funny as hell
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Female 38
Well done, I`m no longer bored but very upset.
I <3 `-`
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Male 403
Rofl. Ran over by a road painter.
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Female 77
Why is everyone saying it`s shopped? Looks real to me
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Male 562
Lazy people
"Hmmm, move racoon or paint over it...."
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Male 16
thats gross. i feel bad for the racoon
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Male 976
You fail at life....both figuratively and literally!
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Male 271
haha, he totally got served!
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Male 196
Look, if you REALLY think this is sad, it would be impossible for you to make the drive to school I do every day. You`d have to stop every 5 miles to weep about the dead deer, raccoons, porcupines, etc. It`s an animal. It is dead. You cry when you eat fried chicken, too?
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Male 152
Obviously shopped.
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Female 4,197
poor raccoon :( why paint over it and not move it??
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Male 335
Fail to see humor
Really just sad
Nothing more
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Female 267
Fake.
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Male 1
must be u bostonkaiser , it does make sense.road paint work on a dead raccoon on a road
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Male 895
what animal is that?

Oh, a racoon

(I have never seen one before...?!)

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Male 239
Poor raccoon :(
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Male 731
Poor Raccoon.
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Male 9,305
Horrible! At least respect the dead by placing the body somewhere else! Ugh!
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Male 1,215
Is it just me, or does the caption make absolutely no sense?
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Female 1,380
awwww...poor possum...?
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Female 3,828
lol. "semi gross, nothing you havnt seen before" nice.
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Male 1,297
terrible
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Male 1,505
Looks like they only got the head. It`s still good for some stew and a mighty fine cap.
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Male 1,685
poor bastard.
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Male 807
i dont get it...
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Male 37
Man, that line painting truck must have been going really fast.
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Male 51
"Funny story guys. I got hit by a car and it knocked me out. Anyway, a few hours later I wake up and go tromping through the woods. All the other woodland creatures are laughing and pointing at me. I don`t get it. And for some reason they keep calling me `yeller.` Which don`t make a lick of sense, cause I was just run over by a car. I mean, damn. Come on! I ain`t yeller of nothing!"
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Male 338
made me smile.
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Female 97
Got to love government workers.
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Male 736
laughing despite myself
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Male 15,832
cannibal151, I assume you meant to direct your comment at pmarren, not panth753.

You have to understand that pmarren was cruelly and viciously sodomized by a cat when he was a child (actually, it was just last year). He vents his pent up anger here since he`s too traumatized to leave his bedroom.

We generally try to ignore him, but because he`s such a pathetic loser and such an easy target, it`s difficult.

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Male 1,381
yewwww...
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Male 931
im hungry now...
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Female 230
]:
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Male 4,793
"HAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Too bad it wasn`t a goddam cat. I run those sons-of-bitches over any chance I get."

lol, and if i ever see anybody purposely hit an animal, i`ll murder them :D

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Female 5,222
WTF .. ew.. ew.. XD
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Male 2,125
Hahaha awwww xD
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Male 1,550
panth753, I hope someone runs over then paints over you so I can laugh my f*cking ass off too.
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Male 15,510
Ha! I just paint your DEAD ASS! Im so cool!
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Female 9,561
lmao, nice.
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Male 4,593
HAHAHAHA! That is awesome. Too bad it wasn`t a goddam cat. I run those sons-of-bitches over any chance I get.
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Female 346
Aw, it was just a baby. :(
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Male 11
poor guy...
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Male 592
ahahaha XD omg such a lol today
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Male 324
If this is gross try responding to an accident scene and seeing a headless human body in the driver`s seat of a car with that person`s brains splattered all over hell`s creation...
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Male 35
Lol imagine the space in paint on the road left once someone moves that thing
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Male 485
lazy with a capped L
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Male 678
injury?? dude its dead.....adding insult to death more like it!
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Male 914
just wrong
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Female 31
LMAO, poor thing.
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Male 68
it`s adding insult to injury, not in injury
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Male 30
he has become one with the road sort of:D
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Male 1,129
epic win
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Male 7,817
poor thing, now hes yellow
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Male 1,406
He was trying to read between the lines.

I`m not good at making up jokes on the spot.

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Female 15,763
YES! PERFECT, BOB!
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Male 4,290
[quote]I can`t seem to do it, but someone should make a joke about PETA, paint-attacks, and fur.[/quote]

"FUR IS MURDER!! I hope anyone who wears it gets hit by a car!"

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Male 265
lol this is too funny, it got freakin owned. and have any of you seen the trucks that they paint the lines with? they are huge. the people are not going to shut the paint off, stop in middle of the road, and hold up traffic just to move a stupid dead raccoon. i bet they would get fired if they did something so dumb.

and for all the awww :( so sad..... ITS ROAD KILL!!!! where do you people live that you dont see or make road kill??
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Female 15,763
I just had a thought (I know, weird, right!?)...

I can`t seem to do it, but someone should make a joke about PETA, paint-attacks, and fur.

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Female 37
Oh wow...
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Male 1,815
Maybe it`s the painting itself that killed him
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Female 15,763
Maybe he likes the color yellow, so it`s not insulting...?

:c

Anything to make it less sad...

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Female 1,798
awww poor baby!! :( RIP, little guy.
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Female 4,028
Aw, poor little guy.
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Male 1,403
Well maybe not to the people who read THIS site but to normal people.

are you calling us abnormal?

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Male 25,417
O the lazy line people!
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Female 414
They didn`t even bother to move it?!
Lazy weenurs :(
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Male 4,014
I always feel bad for roadkill critters. They just want to cross the road for some food or other innocent animal endeavor, only to be hit by us. Of course people need roads, but it just makes me sad because the little critter was simply hungry, and then it dies in a most unnatural way.
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Male 4,014
Sad in so many ways.
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Male 1,190
This was in Mississippi!
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Female 471
This really made me upset. -______-
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Male 1,190
Waste of some good meat if you ask me, those things are lean!
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Male 1
That`s kind of gross.
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Male 1,045
i don`t believe things like this actually happen.

probably some bastard with an extra bucket of yellow paint, saw a dead animal on the side of the road, and decided he wanted to be on iab.

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Male 1,666
Aw. :(
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Female 23
Thats the height of laziness right there
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Male 31
That`s despicable. Sure it happens and its usually unavoidable but it`d be nice if one person would move him to the side of the road and cover him with some leaves or something. This shouldn`t be a normal thing to see. it SHOULD be upsetting. Well maybe not to the people who read THIS site but to normal people. And before anyone goes "AHH Peta lover" I hate Peta ok?
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Male 20,829
Link: Roadkill: Adding Insult In Injury [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s just this little guy`s day. [Semi-gross, nothing you haven`t seen before.]
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