Rare Bird Humps Photographer`s Head [Video]

Submitted by: letsComplain 7 years ago in Funny

Extremely rare ground parrot takes fancy to researchers green jumper and attempts to mate with his head.
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Male 229
That bird is so cute when it`s pounding his head :D
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Female 44
Yay a new zealand kakapo soo cute. he should be glade it wasnt a kea humping him
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Male 1,485
fap fap fap fap fap
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Female 61
hahahaha hilarious
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Female 781
Ahahaha! That poor guy, getting clawed and beaten in the face while a parrot screws his neck. All in a day`s work, I expect.
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Male 678
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,646
isnt that guy in V for Vendetta?
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Male 703
"yeah bitch, thats right, thats right... im a roosterortwo... or do they call me a roosteratoo? who cares... take it bitch"
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Female 232
Ahahahaha The birds expression - there are just no words for. This is about the funniest thing I have ever seen. Obviously the bird likes them the bigger the better.
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Female 184
I watched the rest of this episode (love Stephen Fry - he`s the best!) Those kakapo parrots are amazing
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Male 7,378
That is hilarious! The photographer looks oddly satisfied as if he could use a smoke.
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Male 670
no wonder it`s rare...sheesh
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Male 1,598
hahahaha.... things you don`t tell your children... I got humped by a bird XD
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Male 216
BEST LAY OF HIS LIFE.
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Male 318
SO thats how birds do it i allways wonderd
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Female 403
I found it amusing that his friend just laughed as he was in pain, haha
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Female 372
Oh my gosh... "You`re being shagged by a rare parrot... he`s really going for it"
xDDD That`s amazing.
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Female 1,890
i was wondering why the dude didnt take it off

and then he did while it was still going

and then i realized he liked watching it....
that dirty old man ;)

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Female 1,427
"I cna see why the bird is rare if it keeps walking up to animals several times as big, expecting a a good time with it...."

LMAO!! True that.

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Male 28
"It`s really going for it! You`re getting shagged by the rare ground... Oh, youre really in pain aren`t you." Best Quote Evar.
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Female 295
imagine what the children would look like....think about it. It`s terrifying.
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Male 425
I cna see why the bird is rare if it keeps walking up to animals several times as big, expecting a a good time with it....
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Male 6
Yea, Stephen Fry!
"The egg will come out of your mouth..."
That has to be one of the funniest instances in a nature show I`ve ever seen.
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Male 2,199
he had the awesome face :D
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Male 2,591
No, this was definately not a bird trying to mate. This is more a case of green birds were drinking up in a tree about 50 feet away. A dare arose to see who would go hump the human`s head. 20 big ones to the one who did it. One drunken lil bird stood up and said "oh yeah i`ll do ya one better, as I hump his head, i`m gonna slap him in the face" The bird definately earned his 20 bux, and it promptly went towards another 30 pack.
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Female 1,395
=P i <3 stephen Fry, he`s such a sweetheart.
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Male 516
LMAO
"You`re being shagged by a rare parrot... he`s really going for it"
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Male 12,138
Spammer`s gone. Relax.
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Female 3,828
lol "look how happy he is!!" made me laugh the most
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Male 5
the birds face is priceless
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Female 46
lmao awesome
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Male 431
can SOMEONE PLEASE DELETE THIS KEL141 DOUCHEBAGMORON!?!?!?!
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Male 83
kel141 will you quit posting Farah Khan blog links!!
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Female 1
XD XD XD
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Female 57
"Oh he`s so happy!"

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Female 457
Ok, I can`t believe I`m the first person to make this awful joke but....
wait for it...

wait for it...

That photographer must give really good head.

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Male 4,793
i smell an upcoming novelty hat.
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Female 10
golden.
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Male 15,832
Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap!
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Male 452
Gotta` love Stephen Fry.
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Male 1,196
hahaha that guy got raped by a bird
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Female 1,199
Humping bird hat!
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Male 2,605
"we`re trying"

So am I. I`ve tried three times to get a good Neil deGrasse Nyson video posted and have been three times rejected. All these sex-laden and Chad posts are getting redundant and tiresome.

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Male 838
that was some seriously funny crap, right there, ladies and gents.
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Male 7,933
"he`s got sharp claws"

those werent his claws

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Male 12,138
Come on Overmann, we`re trying.
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Male 2,344
That`s humiliating...bird rape.
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Male 2,506
LMFAO THAT WAS ADORABLE
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Male 2,605
"You are being shagged by a rare parrot!"

I discovered this video on milkandcookies.com which, I must say in earnest, posts better quality content than the dreck on here lately. IAB has developed a disdain for quality.

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Male 1,442
Been a interesting series so far, with head rape and broken arms! Show is called "Last chance to see" and they are touring the world to see all the animals dying out.
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Female 84
Ugh even that photographer`s head got more action than I have in weeks!
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Male 1,765
The intro made it so much funnier: "It ought to be impossible to describe a creature as old-fashioned, but that`s exactly how the surracoo (sp?) looks. Big sideburns in his Victorian gentleman face..."
*Next scene, bird humping the photographer likes there no tomorrow*
Man, that thing was merciless. I agree with Dragonlord, no wonder this species is going extinct if they can`t even tell their female from a human head.
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Female 1,564
haha that was HILARIOUS! i lol`d
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Female 15,763
He really IS taking an active role in keeping this bird from extinction!

"He`s happy!"

AHAHA!

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Female 24
Friday, October 2, 2009 4:23:59 PM
Is Stephen Fry really an ornithologist?


No, he is a Bipolar Ornithologist ;)

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Male 4,004
Is Stephen Fry really an ornithologist?
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Female 349
Awh man! I submitted this too!! sulks* >:(
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Female 71
@bridog6996 - Actually they`re from New Zealand. So, welcome to New Zealand bitch!

Haha, go Kakapo go!

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Male 368
hes masturbating
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Male 2,121
Lol, I saw this from Stephen Fry`s twitter. He rules.
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Male 305
"do you think he`s attempting a sort of mating ritual?" REALLY?!! all we need is the porno soundtrack.
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Male 1,929
davymid: cacapwned! love it
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Male 281
At first I wanted a bird like that. Now not so much
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Male 571
Welcome to Oz bitch!
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Male 953
That bird made him his bitch..........HAHA
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Female 7
Hey that`s Gordon Gordon!
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Male 12,138
He just got cacapwned!

Sorry, I`ll get my coat.

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Female 245
Lol! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
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Male 594
ROFL, Shagged by a rare parrot haha! now thats classic!!
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Male 725
Is it any wonder they are rare?
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Male 312
HAHAH, I would be glad he didnt finish... :p
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Male 13,630
Methinks parrot thinks his head is a coconut
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Female 18
lol!!! :-D
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Male 734
I don`t think that species is going to survive long if they don`t learn to recognize the opposite sex. O_O
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Female 10
Link: Rare Bird Humps Photographer`s Head [Video] [Rate Link] - Extremely rare ground parrot takes fancy to researchers green jumper and attempts to mate with his head.
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