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Date: 10/02/09 01:03 PM

75 Responses to Rare Bird Humps Photographer`s Head [Video]

  1. Profile photo of letsComplain
    letsComplain Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Link: Rare Bird Humps Photographer`s Head - Extremely rare ground parrot takes fancy to researchers green jumper and attempts to mate with his head.
  2. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    I don`t think that species is going to survive long if they don`t learn to recognize the opposite sex. O_O
  3. Profile photo of CrazyKatie
    CrazyKatie Female 13-17
    18 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    lol!!! :-D
  4. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    Methinks parrot thinks his head is a coconut
  5. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    HAHAH, I would be glad he didnt finish... :p
  6. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    Is it any wonder they are rare?
  7. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    591 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    ROFL, Shagged by a rare parrot haha! now thats classic!!
  8. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    Lol! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!
  9. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    He just got cacapwned!

    Sorry, I`ll get my coat.

  10. Profile photo of sfo2tmt
    sfo2tmt Female 30-39
    7 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    Hey that`s Gordon Gordon!
  11. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    That bird made him his bitch..........HAHA
  12. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Welcome to Oz bitch!
  13. Profile photo of sewermonkey
    sewermonkey Male 30-39
    281 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    At first I wanted a bird like that. Now not so much
  14. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    davymid: cacapwned! love it
  15. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    "do you think he`s attempting a sort of mating ritual?" REALLY?!! all we need is the porno soundtrack.
  16. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Lol, I saw this from Stephen Fry`s twitter. He rules.
  17. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    hes masturbating
  18. Profile photo of Smurficle
    Smurficle Female 18-29
    71 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    @bridog6996 - Actually they`re from New Zealand. So, welcome to New Zealand bitch!

    Haha, go Kakapo go!

  19. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm
    Awh man! I submitted this too!! sulks* >:(
  20. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Is Stephen Fry really an ornithologist?
  21. Profile photo of jjezebel
    jjezebel Female 30-39
    24 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Friday, October 2, 2009 4:23:59 PM
    Is Stephen Fry really an ornithologist?


    No, he is a Bipolar Ornithologist ;)

  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    He really IS taking an active role in keeping this bird from extinction!

    "He`s happy!"

    AHAHA!

  23. Profile photo of Naz14
    Naz14 Female 18-29
    1498 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    haha that was HILARIOUS! i lol`d
  24. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    The intro made it so much funnier: "It ought to be impossible to describe a creature as old-fashioned, but that`s exactly how the surracoo (sp?) looks. Big sideburns in his Victorian gentleman face..."
    *Next scene, bird humping the photographer likes there no tomorrow*
    Man, that thing was merciless. I agree with Dragonlord, no wonder this species is going extinct if they can`t even tell their female from a human head.
  25. Profile photo of lpycb42
    lpycb42 Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:52 pm
    Ugh even that photographer`s head got more action than I have in weeks!
  26. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    Been a interesting series so far, with head rape and broken arms! Show is called "Last chance to see" and they are touring the world to see all the animals dying out.
  27. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    "You are being shagged by a rare parrot!"

    I discovered this video on milkandcookies.com which, I must say in earnest, posts better quality content than the dreck on here lately. IAB has developed a disdain for quality.

  28. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    LMFAO THAT WAS ADORABLE
  29. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    That`s humiliating...bird rape.
  30. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:41 pm
    Come on Overmann, we`re trying.
  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    "he`s got sharp claws"

    those werent his claws

  32. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    that was some seriously funny crap, right there, ladies and gents.
  33. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    "we`re trying"

    So am I. I`ve tried three times to get a good Neil deGrasse Nyson video posted and have been three times rejected. All these sex-laden and Chad posts are getting redundant and tiresome.

  34. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:50 pm
    Humping bird hat!
  35. Profile photo of tatripp
    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    hahaha that guy got raped by a bird
  36. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
    453 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    Gotta` love Stephen Fry.
  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:56 pm
    Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap!
  38. Profile photo of infiniti_13
    infiniti_13 Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    golden.
  39. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    i smell an upcoming novelty hat.
  40. Profile photo of wickedsngr
    wickedsngr Female 18-29
    457 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:03 pm
    Ok, I can`t believe I`m the first person to make this awful joke but....
    wait for it...

    wait for it...

    That photographer must give really good head.

  41. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:10 pm
    "Oh he`s so happy!"

  42. Profile photo of ninjarella
    ninjarella Female 13-17
    1 post
    October 3, 2009 at 12:41 am
    XD XD XD
  43. Profile photo of Sam1002
    Sam1002 Male 30-39
    83 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:39 am
    kel141 will you quit posting Farah Khan blog links!!
  44. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:43 am
    can SOMEONE PLEASE DELETE THIS KEL141 DOUCHEBAGMORON!?!?!?!
  45. Profile photo of courtneyshea
    courtneyshea Female 18-29
    46 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 2:18 am
    lmao awesome
  46. Profile photo of User
    User Male 13-17
    5 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:31 am
    the birds face is priceless
  47. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 4:17 am
    lol "look how happy he is!!" made me laugh the most
  48. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:04 am
    Spammer`s gone. Relax.
  49. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:04 am
    LMAO
    "You`re being shagged by a rare parrot... he`s really going for it"
  50. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:32 am
    =P i <3 stephen Fry, he`s such a sweetheart.
  51. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 6:53 am
    No, this was definately not a bird trying to mate. This is more a case of green birds were drinking up in a tree about 50 feet away. A dare arose to see who would go hump the human`s head. 20 big ones to the one who did it. One drunken lil bird stood up and said "oh yeah i`ll do ya one better, as I hump his head, i`m gonna slap him in the face" The bird definately earned his 20 bux, and it promptly went towards another 30 pack.
  52. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:38 am
    he had the awesome face :D
  53. Profile photo of DrRandomness
    DrRandomness Male 18-29
    6 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:40 am
    Yea, Stephen Fry!
    "The egg will come out of your mouth..."
    That has to be one of the funniest instances in a nature show I`ve ever seen.
  54. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:43 am
    I cna see why the bird is rare if it keeps walking up to animals several times as big, expecting a a good time with it....
  55. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:07 am
    imagine what the children would look like....think about it. It`s terrifying.
  56. Profile photo of Kobrazorz
    Kobrazorz Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:26 am
    "It`s really going for it! You`re getting shagged by the rare ground... Oh, youre really in pain aren`t you." Best Quote Evar.
  57. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:32 am
    "I cna see why the bird is rare if it keeps walking up to animals several times as big, expecting a a good time with it...."

    LMAO!! True that.

  58. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    i was wondering why the dude didnt take it off

    and then he did while it was still going

    and then i realized he liked watching it....
    that dirty old man ;)

  59. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Oh my gosh... "You`re being shagged by a rare parrot... he`s really going for it"
    xDDD That`s amazing.
  60. Profile photo of LadyIsis
    LadyIsis Female 18-29
    403 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:06 pm
    I found it amusing that his friend just laughed as he was in pain, haha
  61. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    SO thats how birds do it i allways wonderd
  62. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    BEST LAY OF HIS LIFE.
  63. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:59 pm
    hahahaha.... things you don`t tell your children... I got humped by a bird XD
  64. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:46 am
    no wonder it`s rare...sheesh
  65. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:28 am
    That is hilarious! The photographer looks oddly satisfied as if he could use a smoke.
  66. Profile photo of nikkypickles
    nikkypickles Female 30-39
    184 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:51 pm
    I watched the rest of this episode (love Stephen Fry - he`s the best!) Those kakapo parrots are amazing
  67. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:46 pm
    Ahahahaha The birds expression - there are just no words for. This is about the funniest thing I have ever seen. Obviously the bird likes them the bigger the better.
  68. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 3:02 am
    "yeah bitch, thats right, thats right... im a roosterortwo... or do they call me a roosteratoo? who cares... take it bitch"
  69. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 8:53 am
    isnt that guy in V for Vendetta?
  70. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  71. Profile photo of AlfishKK
    AlfishKK Female 18-29
    782 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:19 am
    Ahahaha! That poor guy, getting clawed and beaten in the face while a parrot screws his neck. All in a day`s work, I expect.
  72. Profile photo of Kagome1988
    Kagome1988 Female 18-29
    61 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 8:57 pm
    hahahaha hilarious
  73. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:03 am
    fap fap fap fap fap
  74. Profile photo of milkshakes
    milkshakes Female 18-29
    44 posts
    January 14, 2010 at 2:23 am
    Yay a new zealand kakapo soo cute. he should be glade it wasnt a kea humping him
  75. Profile photo of Abandonnez
    Abandonnez Male 18-29
    229 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    That bird is so cute when it`s pounding his head :D

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