Protester Can`t Convince `em Even With Jesus [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

"I don"t know Jesus, I"ve been trying to convince them. Here, take the sign, you try..."
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Female 379
lol, I was there too, and saw it happen. I`ve seen that Jesus every year for a while. He`s a cool dude.
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Male 20
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
I was there, i was actually there!
This was held in a convention called Fanimecon in San Jose that`s held usually memorial day weekend in May.

LOL it was incredibly hillarious, i think it was 2007 or 2008 when this happened. Ok so yes i`m Roman Catholic, yes I believe in Jesus, but seriously, this guy totally believes that anime " was the devil`s work". I mean yeah, i can understand protesting against something like hentai, but he just flat out denounced anime and comics and i`m like, what so God now despises art? There is a distinct difference between art and pornography mind you.

But wow, the best part is while the crowd was gathering and arguing, the Jesus cosplayer just got up on a stone pillar and just stood there trying to look holy. It was absolutely incredible.

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Male 5,190
Short sweet and to the point....Lawls
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Female 22
dido spambot3000
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Male 525
If pricks like this get into heaven I`m glad I`m going to hell.
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Male 43
"the real jesus looks mid-eastern. like a stereo-typical muslim did it with a stereo-typical greece"
FINALLY, someone who agrees with me
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Female 18
These kind of people always piss me off. They need to go read their bibles. More than once it says not to judge others.

Know what you`re preaching before you preach it.

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Male 2,220
"Wow, yes, let`s all be dicks to people who don`t want flame wars and people on the internet insulting their beliefs every 10 minutes."

Flame wars are terrible things, almost as bad as being burnt at the stake, cast into the icy water, blown to smithereens, etc. etc.

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Male 2,220
Hmm, mustn`t use actually, sooooo lame-agressive.
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Male 2,220
"As an example, How would you attract a moth ? With a bright light or bug spray ?"

With pheromones actually.

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Male 340
"Yeah can we please post more retards like Kirk Cameron and fewer scientists? Lets make this a safe place for CrakrJak to visit goddamnit!"

Wow, yes, let`s all be dicks to people who don`t want flame wars and people on the internet insulting their beliefs every 10 minutes.

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Male 9
i hate people who protest like thatt all religious and poo its sooo anoying y cant he judt like go and kill people who dont like the rest of the world
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Male 190
doucheBAG
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Male 3,619
the real jesus looks mid-eastern. like a stereo-typical muslim did it with a stereo-typical greece
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Male 7,378
"Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ? I mean come on, Give it a break."
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Yeah can we please post more retards like Kirk Cameron and fewer scientists? Lets make this a safe place for CrakrJak to visit goddamnit!
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Female 135
hahahaha thats purdy good.
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Male 15,510
Isnt the real Jesus black?
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Male 897
It`s pretty bad when even Jesus thinks you`re a douche-tard!

p.s. I think that Douche-tard should be IAB`s official insult term for 2009. Anyone agree?

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Female 914
good one Musuko42, lol
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Male 1,399
"Dammit, Jesus! You`re scaring everyone away! Shoo! Shoo!"
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Male 2,600
"Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men."

The Shroud of Turin tells me otherwise.

I`d love to go toe-to-toe with one of these placard holders. I just don`t see any in my area.

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Male 592
looks like hes trying to convert jesus onto himself ^o)
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Male 2,220
I`ve got a stash of naga jolokia at home, and a bottle of dragons blood in the desk here.

How hot can hell b?

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Male 2,850
I once had a conversation with one of these placcard holders. He said his bit, then I quietly asked him why he was preaching in a pedestrianised shopping district, when he was literally right in front of a huge cathedral?

He seemed unable to understand that the people who were walking that street wanted to shop, and the people inside the cathedral wanted to be preached at, and he was surely in the wrong place.

Either that, or he believed that people were incapable of stepping into a cathedral if they happened to want "enlightenment".

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Male 185
Opie: "Cool story bro."
rgsupergrove: "opie, it was just long winded"

Haha, yeah... one of my friends teases me for not being concise when I explain stuff.. I always have a habit of trying to include too much info.

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Male 10,440
[quote] Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ? [/quote]

I thought they were pro-religion.

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Male 17,512
"Saw a sign a few months ago say "Jesus does not love you the way you are" at a Gaypride Festival. Lol. Like thats really going to convince people."

I agree, But because the Bible clearly states that approaching non-believers that way is wrong.
As an example, How would you attract a moth ? With a bright light or bug spray ?

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Male 216
Saw a sign a few months ago say "Jesus does not love you the way you are" at a Gaypride Festival. Lol. Like thats really going to convince people.
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Male 17,512
Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ? I mean come on, Give it a break.
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Male 897
opie, it was just long winded
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Male 91
"Cool story bro."
Witty!
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Male 2,582
I`m having a very hard time deciding on which one annoys me more, teiso.
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Female 15,763
"This picture was taken at the San Jose Convention Center, that brown building is an auditorium that`s across the street. Seeing KannaLilly`s post reminded me of it. The convention center is where they have Fanime (an anime convention) and the auditorium across the street is where they have the Masquerade, which is basically a series of skits that the cosplayers put on. That guy is always at SJSU in front of the event center screaming through a mega phone. So annoying."

Cool story bro.

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Female 673
"My only question to religious people of this caliber is, why would you care if I burn in Hell? More room for you in Heaven, right?"

It`s either because they take pleasure out of harrassing you, or they love you.

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Female 673
"Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men.

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG"

Is that a Jewish law? What about Samson?

Unless you mean it was something imposed on the Jews by the Romans, but it doesn`t sound like something that was a Jewish law. I have a Jewish friend who takes a Nazarite vow, which means he`s not allowed to cut his hair.

I mean, you`re right, most likely he looked nothing like that, but I didn`t think long hair for men was a against Jewish law...

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Male 2,582
My only question to religious people of this caliber is, why would you care if I burn in Hell? More room for you in Heaven, right?
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Male 340
I bet jesus is there to tell the guy to get a life.
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Female 855
JEEEEEEBUUUUSSSSS! The Jeebus-man!
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Female 230
@ shunpo--thank you. Just...thank you.
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Male 480
@shunpo: Because Jesus is f`ing metal.

Nothing preaches of the love of god like the threat of eternal punishment. *sigh*

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Female 471
Go Jesus. xD
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Female 1,043
LOL the caption completed this picture...
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Female 931
Jesus, Lamb of God, Worthy is your naaa-aaame
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Female 15,763
Shun, like this?

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Male 1,381
Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men.

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG

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Male 703
hes one of those nazi dads... hate to be his kid
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Male 9,306
Someone really needs to gather a group of men together, dress them all in Jesus costumes and have them run through the city.

No reason. Just a mind trip.

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Male 575
Ossum: No no; Jesus INVENTED Walmart sandals ;-)
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Female 9,475
I would like to know what he is saying, lol.
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Female 133
@audiosncracy: I heard about this happening from a couple people who were attending the cosplay event. What I think is funny is the cosplayer girls I heard about this from were a group of Christian girls that all used to go to the same church.
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Male 185
WOOT!!! This picture was taken near where I live!!
This picture was taken at the San Jose Convention Center, that brown building is an auditorium that`s across the street. Seeing KannaLilly`s post reminded me of it. The convention center is where they have Fanime (an anime convention) and the auditorium across the street is where they have the Masquerade, which is basically a series of skits that the cosplayers put on. That guy is always at SJSU in front of the event center screaming through a mega phone. So annoying.
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Male 7,611
its weird because it looks like the guy is explaining his belief in jesus to jesus.
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Female 37
Jesus wears Walmart sandals? :(
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Male 10
I know that protester... where was this taken?
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Female 15,763
Wasn`t Jesus kind of an ancient day hippie...?
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Male 25,416
Jesus! trying to help since 0 BC
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Female 635
I`ve seen this before... I`m positive protesters were attacking an anime convention. Can`t remember which one... Was it in San Fransisco? I dunno. But there was a Jesus cosplayer, so the fans messed with the protesters :D
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Female 3,598
Jesus is all like, "dude, you are really hurting my credibility right now."
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Female 5,222
:P
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Male 182
lol
funny even for an athiest
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Female 170
hehehehe
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Male 20,148
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