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Date: 10/13/09 01:00 PM

62 Responses to Protester Can`t Convince `em Even With Jesus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Link: Protester Can`t Convince `em Even With Jesus - `I don`t know Jesus, I`ve been trying to convince them. Here, take the sign, you try...`
  2. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    hehehehe
  3. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    lol
    funny even for an athiest
  4. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:14 pm
    :P
  5. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    Jesus is all like, "dude, you are really hurting my credibility right now."
  6. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    I`ve seen this before... I`m positive protesters were attacking an anime convention. Can`t remember which one... Was it in San Fransisco? I dunno. But there was a Jesus cosplayer, so the fans messed with the protesters :D
  7. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Jesus! trying to help since 0 BC
  8. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Wasn`t Jesus kind of an ancient day hippie...?
  9. Profile photo of BLiTZxxKRiEG
    BLiTZxxKRiEG Male 18-29
    10 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    I know that protester... where was this taken?
  10. Profile photo of Ossum
    Ossum Female 18-29
    37 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Jesus wears Walmart sandals? :(
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:58 pm
    its weird because it looks like the guy is explaining his belief in jesus to jesus.
  12. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:06 pm
    WOOT!!! This picture was taken near where I live!!
    This picture was taken at the San Jose Convention Center, that brown building is an auditorium that`s across the street. Seeing KannaLilly`s post reminded me of it. The convention center is where they have Fanime (an anime convention) and the auditorium across the street is where they have the Masquerade, which is basically a series of skits that the cosplayers put on. That guy is always at SJSU in front of the event center screaming through a mega phone. So annoying.
  13. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    @audiosncracy: I heard about this happening from a couple people who were attending the cosplay event. What I think is funny is the cosplayer girls I heard about this from were a group of Christian girls that all used to go to the same church.
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    I would like to know what he is saying, lol.
  15. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    Ossum: No no; Jesus INVENTED Walmart sandals ;-)
  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    Someone really needs to gather a group of men together, dress them all in Jesus costumes and have them run through the city.

    No reason. Just a mind trip.

  17. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    hes one of those nazi dads... hate to be his kid
  18. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men.

    WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG

  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    Shun, like this?

  20. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    Jesus, Lamb of God, Worthy is your naaa-aaame
  21. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:13 pm
    LOL the caption completed this picture...
  22. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Go Jesus. xD
  23. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:46 pm
    @shunpo: Because Jesus is f`ing metal.

    Nothing preaches of the love of god like the threat of eternal punishment. *sigh*

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    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 6:05 pm
    @ shunpo--thank you. Just...thank you.
  25. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 6:44 pm
    JEEEEEEBUUUUSSSSS! The Jeebus-man!
  26. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    I bet jesus is there to tell the guy to get a life.
  27. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    My only question to religious people of this caliber is, why would you care if I burn in Hell? More room for you in Heaven, right?
  28. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
    "Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men.

    WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS GET THAT WRONG"

    Is that a Jewish law? What about Samson?

    Unless you mean it was something imposed on the Jews by the Romans, but it doesn`t sound like something that was a Jewish law. I have a Jewish friend who takes a Nazarite vow, which means he`s not allowed to cut his hair.

    I mean, you`re right, most likely he looked nothing like that, but I didn`t think long hair for men was a against Jewish law...

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    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    "My only question to religious people of this caliber is, why would you care if I burn in Hell? More room for you in Heaven, right?"

    It`s either because they take pleasure out of harrassing you, or they love you.

  30. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    "This picture was taken at the San Jose Convention Center, that brown building is an auditorium that`s across the street. Seeing KannaLilly`s post reminded me of it. The convention center is where they have Fanime (an anime convention) and the auditorium across the street is where they have the Masquerade, which is basically a series of skits that the cosplayers put on. That guy is always at SJSU in front of the event center screaming through a mega phone. So annoying."

    Cool story bro.

  31. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    I`m having a very hard time deciding on which one annoys me more, teiso.
  32. Profile photo of Fizzlez
    Fizzlez Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:31 pm
    "Cool story bro."
    Witty!
  33. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    opie, it was just long winded
  34. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ? I mean come on, Give it a break.
  35. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:18 pm
    Saw a sign a few months ago say "Jesus does not love you the way you are" at a Gaypride Festival. Lol. Like thats really going to convince people.
  36. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:03 am
    "Saw a sign a few months ago say "Jesus does not love you the way you are" at a Gaypride Festival. Lol. Like thats really going to convince people."

    I agree, But because the Bible clearly states that approaching non-believers that way is wrong.
    As an example, How would you attract a moth ? With a bright light or bug spray ?

  37. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:10 am
    Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ?

    I thought they were pro-religion.

  38. Profile photo of audiosncracy
    audiosncracy Male 18-29
    185 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:28 am
    Opie: "Cool story bro."
    rgsupergrove: "opie, it was just long winded"

    Haha, yeah... one of my friends teases me for not being concise when I explain stuff.. I always have a habit of trying to include too much info.

  39. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:23 am
    I once had a conversation with one of these placcard holders. He said his bit, then I quietly asked him why he was preaching in a pedestrianised shopping district, when he was literally right in front of a huge cathedral?

    He seemed unable to understand that the people who were walking that street wanted to shop, and the people inside the cathedral wanted to be preached at, and he was surely in the wrong place.

    Either that, or he believed that people were incapable of stepping into a cathedral if they happened to want "enlightenment".

  40. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:42 am
    I`ve got a stash of naga jolokia at home, and a bottle of dragons blood in the desk here.

    How hot can hell b?

  41. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:07 am
    looks like hes trying to convert jesus onto himself ^o)
  42. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:21 am
    "Jesus had short hair. He was Jewish; long hair was forbidden for men."

    The Shroud of Turin tells me otherwise.

    I`d love to go toe-to-toe with one of these placard holders. I just don`t see any in my area.

  43. Profile photo of Baelzar
    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 11:09 am
    "Dammit, Jesus! You`re scaring everyone away! Shoo! Shoo!"
  44. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
    good one Musuko42, lol
  45. Profile photo of Jerm_Leather
    Jerm_Leather Male 18-29
    897 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 11:58 am
    It`s pretty bad when even Jesus thinks you`re a douche-tard!

    p.s. I think that Douche-tard should be IAB`s official insult term for 2009. Anyone agree?

  46. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Isnt the real Jesus black?
  47. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    hahahaha thats purdy good.
  48. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    "Do we really need all these anti-religion posts lately ? I mean come on, Give it a break."
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    Yeah can we please post more retards like Kirk Cameron and fewer scientists? Lets make this a safe place for CrakrJak to visit goddamnit!
  49. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    the real jesus looks mid-eastern. like a stereo-typical muslim did it with a stereo-typical greece
  50. Profile photo of Revolder
    Revolder Male 18-29
    192 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    doucheBAG
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    ozzlicious Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    i hate people who protest like thatt all religious and poo its sooo anoying y cant he judt like go and kill people who dont like the rest of the world
  52. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
    340 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    "Yeah can we please post more retards like Kirk Cameron and fewer scientists? Lets make this a safe place for CrakrJak to visit goddamnit!"

    Wow, yes, let`s all be dicks to people who don`t want flame wars and people on the internet insulting their beliefs every 10 minutes.

  53. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:16 am
    "As an example, How would you attract a moth ? With a bright light or bug spray ?"

    With pheromones actually.

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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:19 am
    Hmm, mustn`t use actually, sooooo lame-agressive.
  55. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:24 am
    "Wow, yes, let`s all be dicks to people who don`t want flame wars and people on the internet insulting their beliefs every 10 minutes."

    Flame wars are terrible things, almost as bad as being burnt at the stake, cast into the icy water, blown to smithereens, etc. etc.

  56. Profile photo of Caldyphen
    Caldyphen Female 18-29
    18 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 2:50 am
    These kind of people always piss me off. They need to go read their bibles. More than once it says not to judge others.

    Know what you`re preaching before you preach it.

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    happydappy Male 13-17
    43 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 10:07 am
    "the real jesus looks mid-eastern. like a stereo-typical muslim did it with a stereo-typical greece"
    FINALLY, someone who agrees with me
  58. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 11:01 am
    If pricks like this get into heaven I`m glad I`m going to hell.
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    paratwiball Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    dido spambot3000
  60. Profile photo of iheartangel
    iheartangel Male 30-39
    20 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 12:07 am
    OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
    I was there, i was actually there!
    This was held in a convention called Fanimecon in San Jose that`s held usually memorial day weekend in May.

    LOL it was incredibly hillarious, i think it was 2007 or 2008 when this happened. Ok so yes i`m Roman Catholic, yes I believe in Jesus, but seriously, this guy totally believes that anime " was the devil`s work". I mean yeah, i can understand protesting against something like hentai, but he just flat out denounced anime and comics and i`m like, what so God now despises art? There is a distinct difference between art and pornography mind you.

    But wow, the best part is while the crowd was gathering and arguing, the Jesus cosplayer just got up on a stone pillar and just stood there trying to look holy. It was absolutely incredible.

  61. Profile photo of Serpentchick
    Serpentchick Female 18-29
    379 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 11:28 pm
    lol, I was there too, and saw it happen. I`ve seen that Jesus every year for a while. He`s a cool dude.

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