New Religion On The Rise

Submitted by: FlameOfUdun 7 years ago Funny

And its SO easy to join!
There are 96 comments:
Female 71
this bull is real, anyone see a cult of idiots start here??
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Male 345
I think I just accidentally joined!
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Female 914
octupus, "it`s like less than a percent of a percent of a percent of the whole religion..."
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Male 600
Oh good god, tell me you are just being a smart ass SmillinSam...
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Female 3,598
so... is this for real?
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Female 1,401
please let this be fake...
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Female 168
http://www.tarvu.com/

Present for non-googlers.

These are some of the tenants of Zen Buddhism. "Everything and is nothing", etc.

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Male 36
i agree
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Male 1,164
Is this for real? I`m too lazy to check if it`s legit.

And no thanks. No offense to anyone, but religion in the hands of man is like potassium in the hands of 14-year-old boys who knows what it does when exposed to air or water.

...meaning I don`t think mankind needs religion.

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Male 431
ive been speaking octopus for years
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Male 22
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE
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Female 20
ok so basically i have to speak octopus... ok tats not tat hard
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Male 47
that reminds me of tim and eric a lot lol
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Male 953
It`s so easy to join ...just Don`t drink the Kool-Aid.
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Male 1,646
WOW, i joined! and now im something (insert generic adjective here) and at the same time something (insert same generic adjective but add "non-" or "now im not" before generic adjective)!!
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Male 4,290
Wow. It really IS easy to join.
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Male 897
Awesome stuff. Ever since I found Tarvuism I have found that I am overwhelmed and also underwhelmed. Hebbo!
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Female 387
:D. They probably had a clip of the baby saying `hebbo` and worked from there.
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Male 89
I think all of you should say the tarvuist prayer everyday when you wake up, go to bed, or leave the bathroom (as the tarvunty teaches us)
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Male 89
I said the Prayer of Tarvu, so uhhh... I`m a tarvuist now, just so you guys know
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Female 15,763
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.
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Male 52
This is a joke, seriously the baby should tip you off. Also here is proof http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Around...
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Female 179
hebbo... is this for real? lol
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Male 3,842

MrBowserPuff
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
154 Posts Sunday, October 25, 2009 7:27:38 PM
Holy poo it`s a real religion...

No it`s not.

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Male 210
wikipedia doesn`t even have a page on tarvuism. that`s awesome.
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Male 12,138

Now there`s a thinker...

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Female 318
I checked out the website, and I just have one question, Do they come up with their texts by banging their faces on a keyboard? because that`s what it looks like.
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Male 1,045
haha, that`s dratîng funny.

it`s better than those damn jehova`s witnesses, that`s for damn sure.

why do all the people in the add look like they might be retarded?

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Male 275
Holy poo it`s a real religion...
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Male 1,918
i love how the caption said schmuck. I don`t get it? Whats Tarvu
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Female 1,283
And they Christians are crazy.
I hope this is a joke...
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Male 535
All this time I`ve been worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster when I could have been talking to octopi.
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Male 12
An octopus? Come Forth Cthulu!
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Female 96
It`s SO EASY! xD
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Male 967
The website is even more hilarious!
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Female 2,220
jahahahhaahah
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Male 678
HEBBO!
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Female 15,763
"Is that real?"

...

You know what, yeah. It`s real.

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Male 216
HEBBO!
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Male 299
http://tarvu.com/prayer.html <--- There it is...
You guys go ahead... Im not saying/praying/thinking/reading that.
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Female 1,395
Quick! tell me how do i join! *waves credit card* tell me the tarvu prayer!
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Female 288
Is that real? If so... LOL!!!
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Male 4,547
.... Christchex, I think that`s what they were going for...
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Male 525
Hebbo!
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Male 4,393
revdrdark
Male, 40-49, Southern US
251 Posts Sunday, October 25, 2009 11:06:52 AM
Frikkin Hebbo already! I guess there really IS a Candy Mountain!

~ugh they took my kidney

lol

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Male 4,393
are you kidding me, and i thoung that Scientology thing was bad now this crap?!?! X(
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Male 625
HEBBO best pisstake of scientology vids ever
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Female 163
lol if you just take out tarvuism and insert any religions name you can think of you havea good commercial for any religion so you can recruit more members
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Male 25,416
I hope this isnt real
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Male 2,841
Real or fake, religion is funny
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Male 126
well sorry .... but i think it was freaking hilarious!!!!!!
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Male 473
Wow, it is so EASY to join.
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Male 292
"About Frucking Time We Started To Worship The Octopus!"

hells yeah!
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Male 541
About Frucking Time We Started To Worship The Octopus!
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Female 75
hah. fantastic.
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Male 535
priestmunty at my local chabbernackle. And the octopus thing. Awesome.

That was hilarious. I want to say Hebbo to Tarvuism!

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Male 690
Frikkin Hebbo already! I guess there really IS a Candy Mountain!

~ugh they took my kidney

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Male 74
"It`s fake. Made by some guys from the BBC that have a show on Adult Swim. OR at least that`s what the all powerful Wikipedia says.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Around_You"

Good job! i bet you life coach will be proud...

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Male 1,190
Is the octopus made out of spaghetti?!?!
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Male 418
It`s fake. Made by some guys from the BBC that have a show on Adult Swim. OR at least that`s what the all powerful Wikipedia says.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Look_Around_You

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Male 1,381
...weird.
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Male 7
Hebbo!

Thinking the Pope has a direct link to God. You`d have to be really stupid to think that.

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Male 174
Meh, I prefer Pastafarianism. Beer volcano!
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Male 610
off their website:
Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O`tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.

(To be said when you wake up, go to bed, and after you have visited the toilet.)

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Male 276
Ron L. Hubbard once said "Make a religion, that is where all the money is at" and thus a million cults were born that day
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Male 7,585
really annoying
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Female 331
Hebbo!
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Male 53
the site is real....
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Female 459
Well, it took up some time. I smirked at the part with the baby when they were saying it took them eight hours to read the octupus book. I wasn`t expecting it.
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Male 569
i loved this
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Male 10,440
[quote] Now...to those of us with half a brain we know it`s a parody (Its acctually made up by British writers Robert Popper and Peter Serafinowicz who did the "Look around you" shows).

That said it`s no weirder than any real religion.
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I agree. But the video was still boring and thus unworthy of further comments from myself.

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Male 988
LOL WTF?
If this isnt a joke then ill be deeply disturbed.
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Male 101
i just joined, and now, i can talk to an OCTOPUS! go to the website, someone really put some serious time and effort into this
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Male 695
makes as much sense as any other religion
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Female 1,578
I thought it was quite obvious that this was a joke while watching it, then i read the comments and lost all faith in IAB users. Also, this was not funny.
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Male 1,484
i hope thats fake
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Female 218
I just got an idea how I`m going to make money on these tough economic times.
I`m going to create my own religion!! I`ll make up a crazy ass god with some crazy ass rules. Crazy ass people will play crazy ass money for crazy ass poo like that!!
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Male 198
That was a joke btw.
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Male 198
Sorry, but this is photoshoped.
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Male 101
This is creepy
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Male 814
Hmm...if octopusses are holy creatures, is eating them forbidden, or a sacrament?
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Male 5
It`s for a new series on adult swim by the creators of Look Around You.
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Male 1,148
Oh wow, I have found my new religion!
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Male 68
have you seen the website? wtf is this about? it`s funny, but there`s so much effort gone into it it`s unreal
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Male 108
I wanna talk to an octopus! Where do I sign?
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Male 141
OMG I want to join but, do you think is it easy to join?
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Male 575
cute baby xD
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Male 16
lol, It`s SO easy to join guys.
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Male 1,357
theres even a tarvu website. lol
someone put alot of effort into this.
and its not even April 1st!
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Male 46
this is a scientology spoof right? :d
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Male 419
this made me crack up!!
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Male 3,369
“...And Tarvu created the Universe, and then the other Universe, and He was tired but happy. For He had created...creation.” (The Tarvunty, Qu*st*ons, 1-2, vv.2)


Tarvuists Believe

* Tarvu is our Lord God
* There are two universes
* The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
* We should all "be nice"
* Men and women are equal (to each other)
* Tarvu`s Prayer should be said every day
* Octopuses are holy creatures
* Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

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All lifted from Tarvu.com

Now...to those of us with half a brain we know it`s a parody (Its acctually made up by British writers Robert Popper and Peter Serafinowicz who did the "Look around you" shows).

That said it`s no weirder than any real religion.

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Male 541
I thought it was funny :D
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Male 95
what?
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Male 239
I`ve been waiting for something like this to change my life! It`s SO easy to join, too.
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Male 1,220
Link: New Religion On The Rise [Rate Link] - And its SO easy to join!
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