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Date: 10/30/09 09:05 AM

136 Responses to New Product Alert: Twilight Panties [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    October 29, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    Link: New Product Alert: Twilight Panties - These babies work best during that time of month.
  2. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:12 am
    Oh jeeze
  3. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:14 am
    creepy

    just creepy.

  4. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:23 am
    Ugh....
  5. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
    That makes me feel uncomfortable.
  6. Profile photo of vivelacw
    vivelacw Female 18-29
    38 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:31 am
    That`s just sick.
  7. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:33 am
    thats creepy, i stopped wearing men on my underwear when i was 9
  8. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1684 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:35 am
    oh jesus >.< who the hell would buy that...
  9. Profile photo of OtakuCamren
    OtakuCamren Female 18-29
    13 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:41 am
    thats quite disturbing.
  10. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:42 am
    I`ll say it since everyone else seems to be able to see it. It`s broken for me.
  11. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Nevermind. It worked.
  12. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Ok, who is that guy and WTF is twilight?
    Is it some new band or something?
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:48 am
    Oh, I asked my 19 y/o daughter and she says its a book that is now a movie. "Duh"
    Geez , kids these days know everything!!
  14. Profile photo of jnxxsds
    jnxxsds Female 18-29
    13 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:54 am
    wow. disturbing
  15. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Yes, wearing a man`s face on your crotch will totally get you laid...not.
  16. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:13 am
    What is that "Stalker man is licking your quim" panties?
  17. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:29 am
    oh jeez thats messed up
  18. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Ewww, and it has Robert Whats-his-face`s signature on it too. (Though I suppose it would add to the whole `unofficial Twilight dildo` experience.)
  19. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Do you turn them faceside in to wear them?
  20. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:53 am
    ROFL @ "quim"
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
    Want to come out from under that big rock there, Butch?
  22. Profile photo of hatti369
    hatti369 Female 18-29
    88 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:56 am
    Alright this is the one time I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. I would definitely not want MY face gracing another mans crotch on their underwear.
  23. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:08 am
    v Uh... hatti, those are women`s underwear.
  24. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:21 am
    OK, I hope I`m not too late...
    hatti369... "another MAN`s crotch"? Either you got your gender wrong or you`re turning lezzie...

    Propagandi... That`s not face side, it seems that there`s just less fabric or a double-sided (???) print on the crotch. Intentional or not, it`s crazy.

    And to ALL... My teenage comic book is coming to life... RedWing, The Vaginal Vampire is REAL!!!

  25. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:47 am
    all the women in this thread are drating full of poo. they love it.
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
    O it would be ironic if the girl PMS! blood on his face!
  27. Profile photo of CoeshCoesh
    CoeshCoesh Male 13-17
    131 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
    Lol @ videogamer =`D
  28. Profile photo of lillypadam
    lillypadam Female 13-17
    66 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    "O it would be ironic if the girl PMS! blood on his face!"

    hence the caption...

  29. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Pure genius! What a great way to warn a guy that he`s about to be guilty of statutory rape!
  30. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    His hair scares me
  31. Profile photo of Yaezakura
    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Well, I suppose it`s a way to instantly know if the girl you`re about to sleep with is worth the trouble. Take her pants off, and if you see anything Twilight related, run for the damned hills.
  32. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    horrific
  33. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    yet another reason to think twilight sucks
  34. Profile photo of Dragonlord
    Dragonlord Male 18-29
    734 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    This has crushed my will to live.
  35. Profile photo of smooshu
    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:04 pm
    oh the humanity!...
    i believe we all think that this twilight thing has gone too far.
    i mean i liked the books and the movie, but i wouldn`t buy anything twilight related.
  36. Profile photo of AppleBlue
    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:10 pm
    that us the creepiest thing i have ever seen on this site, and that`s saying something.
  37. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    -_-

    Twilight, can`t you just stop gripping the world and go die or something?

  38. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    That bottom picture. It shows the INSIDE of the panties?! Oh. Mah. Gawd.

    Seriously, wtf?

  39. Profile photo of treena
    treena Female 13-17
    2 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    i hav those!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 step closer to having rob exactly where i want him ;)
  40. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    If there was a chicks face on there I`d totally make out with it.....
  41. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    ...wow. thats nasty
  42. Profile photo of LLPkayla
    LLPkayla Female 13-17
    75 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:32 pm
    uh. wow.
  43. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:36 pm
    OH GOD, EW! THAT IS SO WRONG.
  44. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I`m to the point where I just can`t stand to even see a picture of anything Twilight. Eughh...
    I also used to live in WA, right near Forks. Wonder how they handle this plague... I mean...fad. :X
  45. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    @trp712
    I completely agree! Im sick of hearing about stupid twilight crap!
  46. Profile photo of mary_janeee
    mary_janeee Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:46 pm
    why do girls like him so much? he looks like he is mentally retarded.
  47. Profile photo of rockandroll
    rockandroll Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    I have a pair of them :D
  48. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm
    lol, I`d be so turned on wearing that
  49. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:30 pm
    Oh that`s gonna be a big turn on for the guys. :P
  50. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    One problem. You can`t take them out into the sunlight, or they`ll f-cking sparkle.
  51. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:34 pm
    okay guys twilight isn`t crap and i don`t think you saw what the picture is on the inside LOL
  52. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    You got it all wrong, they only made them for girls aged 10,12 and 12-14
  53. Profile photo of cem5202
    cem5202 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:53 pm
    Dont wear them if ur planning on actually having a guys mouth there... thats a red flag if guys see u wearing them just fyi
  54. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:22 pm
    Big shock, the only one who`s defending twilight is a (13-17 year old) girl. :/
  55. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave right now.
  56. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    One problem. Chances are you`re not yet menstruating if you`re 9 years old and by the time you are menstruating, you`ll probably stop being obsessed with vampires.
  57. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm
    twilight is gayer than c-u-m on a moustache
  58. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    EW.
  59. Profile photo of Dorkette86
    Dorkette86 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm
    two of my best friends are super into it and have merch and stuff (one more than the other)... we`re 23. one of them is 24.
  60. Profile photo of Cailin
    Cailin Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    LOL @ DertMerchant!

    I can`t stand Twilight, I can`t wait until this stupid fad goes away...

  61. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
    This is what female virgins wear. Or male crossdressers.
    Still, this isn`t nearly as bad as the reusable vampire menstrual pad.
  62. Profile photo of TCullen23
    TCullen23 Female 18-29
    330 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm
    omg i want those!
  63. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "i hav those!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 step closer to having rob exactly where i want him ;)"

    Just kill yourself. That is like twenty steps backward, you really think he`d bang anyone who wore underwear with his face on it? Hell no, that just screams psychotic virgin.

    I talked to my friend who manages a Hot Topic in the mall, and he said ALL of the Twilight sh*t is being thrown out as soon as that new twisted Alice movie comes out. Big improvement IMO.

  64. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Ryan, chill the f**k out. You`re just as bad as them.
  65. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm
    Heh sherbert i agree ryan has his issues, infact some might call him slightly retarded but comparing him to someone who wants this pile of crap is going too far. Apologize or im calling batman in to kick your ass!
  66. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Lmao, I was hoping for a reaction out of the Twilight kids but I guess I did some collateral damage with the trolling. I can`t calm down, I`m not anything but calm, appreciate your concern though.
  67. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:10 pm
    LMFAO ew thats just... i dunno disturbingly weird.

    Seriously, the twilight dudes not even that hot. He`s pale and creepy and he looks like a drug addict. Not the hot rocker boy drug addict. The tweaking out in his moms basement drug addict.

  68. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    " Friday, October 30, 2009 5:10:25 PM
    LMFAO ew thats just... i dunno disturbingly weird.

    Seriously, the twilight dudes not even that hot. He`s pale and creepy and he looks like a drug addict. Not the hot rocker boy drug addict. The tweaking out in his moms basement drug addict."

    They could have cast any random ugly douchebag as Edward Cullen and the hardcore twilight fans would think he`s the hottest thing ever. My girlfriend loves the books, hates the movies, thinks he`s an ugly douchebag. That`s about the level of twilight fandom I can respect.

  69. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:25 pm
    I never understood the fascination with Edward. Emmet Cullen is MUCH hotter.

    (I looked at a Twilight calendar, no I haven`t seen the movies or read the books. I`m just going by images here.)

  70. Profile photo of Dorkette86
    Dorkette86 Female 18-29
    58 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:33 pm
    psh it`s all about the minor characters. i`ve never read the books and the film is only watchable as a bit of easy-access stuff, but I like Eric/Justin Chon.
  71. Profile photo of Cancancoo
    Cancancoo Female 13-17
    11 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    ....
    Well. I`m not quite sure what to say, so I`ll say nothing. :-)
  72. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:18 pm
    Let me say for the record that I do love vampire stuff, and I definitely am turned on by vampire fetishism, and I`ve read all the Twilight books and enjoyed them, but I also know and believe that Twilight is some of the most laughably terrible crap ever written. I enjoy it immensely for the same reason people like terrible horror or scifi movies.
  73. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    mary_janeee- "why do girls like him so much? he looks like he is mentally retarded."

    I don`t think it really matters what he looks like at this point. Every girl in America between the ages of 11 and 17 are only `in love with him` because, in the book, he`s supposed to be this gorgeous, perfect, romantic man with a dark secret, who falls in love with an average high school girl. And American girls ate it up. "What?! An average little girl like me can fall in love with a perfect sexy vampire?! I should act just like Bella from now on! I`ll be clumsy, and COMPLETELY AVERAGE from now on!" And it`s what`s happening.
    Where was I going with this...?
    Right, since none of these girls are smart enough to know what an actual vampire should look like, they completely lock away their imagination when watching the movie, thinking he`s actually what they`re supposed to be like. When this kid was in Harry Potter, no one looked twice. But now that he`s supposed to portray t

  74. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    C:... girls, they believe everything. And since they already believe all this crap, Wal-Mart has made it their job to make these girls think wearing his face on their clothing is attractive. Thus, Edward Cullen Underpants are born.
  75. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Disturbing.

    I guess if the panties had Tom Cruise as Lestat in them, it would be equally disturbing, but hell... I`d want those XD

  76. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Might I add, I can`t stand Twilight. I liked the first half of the first book. Everything else was crap. And now I just can`t anything that has to do with Twilight. The author made the books knowing they`d be made into movies. It took her, however long, to write and publish the first book. And when she noticed people liked it, she added stupid crap to keep the story going, and pushed out 3 books in a year. The movies suck. Terrible acting, horrible everything else.
    I also hate the fact that most of these young girls were really attached the books because the main character was just an average girl, but the author ended the series in the girl becoming a perfect, beautiful , vampire.
    Blah. It`s not worth all this typing, is it.
    On another note- Those underwear are gross. Quim. x]
  77. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    683 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    I can`t wait for this fad to be over.
  78. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    I like how people argue that Twilight isn`t about REAL vampires. That REAL vampires aren`t like that.
    Because vampires are totally real, amiright?
  79. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Do they sparkle in the light? Hahaha Twilight... so strange.
  80. Profile photo of Killerbunn
    Killerbunn Male 13-17
    101 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    haha that caption is funny
  81. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:01 pm
    HA. i love the caption as well. and SarahofBorg, agreed dude.
  82. Profile photo of BeSaLeLu
    BeSaLeLu Male 13-17
    25 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    I like how people argue that Twilight isn`t about REAL vampires. That REAL vampires aren`t like that.
    Because vampires are totally real, amiright?


    Vampires are real in that some people drink blood. They`re not supernatural. They`re just weird.

  83. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    Is there underwere with Jack Sparrow?
  84. Profile photo of nocheirisada
    nocheirisada Female 13-17
    17 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    It`d be pretty damn weird if your boyfriend was gearing up for some action and the moment you pull off your pants, he sees that and the magic is gone. And so is your bf. I suggest burning those with fire and holy water.

    And the second picture is just what the drat. D:<

  85. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    just fu.cking weird.
  86. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    CARPET MUNCHER!!!
  87. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:03 pm
    you might not want to wear them if you`re on your period.
  88. Profile photo of Pyrolep
    Pyrolep Female 18-29
    38 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:45 pm
    If only it was Jasper..I`d totally buy them.
  89. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    That is probably the last place I`d want to see Edward. Although I`m not surprised at the second picture. He`d totally drink blood from there, the sick vam-prick.
  90. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:09 pm
    skullcandy, its because he`s a vampire
  91. Profile photo of Raberboom
    Raberboom Male 18-29
    833 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:18 pm
    if i was goin down on a girl, and she had these on, id just get up and just walk away.
  92. Profile photo of ARC123
    ARC123 Female 13-17
    269 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:46 pm
    WTF?!?
    this is so creepy, i don`t even know what to say...

    except poor Robert Pattinson. Clearly, he had no clue what he was getting in to... D:

  93. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:55 pm
    I`m gonna buy about 50 pairs. When I wear them I will put them on backward on purpose and stop washing my butt.

    That is going to make one awesome exposition.

  94. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:08 am
    LOOOOL @the caption for this link!

    HAAAAA!

  95. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:01 am
    omg. now ive seen it all, for sure.
  96. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:38 am
    ... I`m sorry, I don`t use censored words on here very often, but are you drating kidding me?

    I don`t understand why everyone is so obsessed with the series. It`s mundanely written, at best, and Robert Pattinson is NOT attractive. He`s a decent actor, but the Twilight movies do NOT do anything to showcase that.

  97. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:04 am
    AndelleRae, I hear you dude, Loud and clear.
  98. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:12 am
    ew... i never realized how disgusting itd be for a period blood vampire to exist
  99. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:15 am
    LOL

    They`be moved onto approaching girls mean persons directly realizing how easily it already happens. And you know what I`m talking about.

  100. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:16 am
    WOW. I`ve seen some drated up word filters in my time but C[]NT to "mean personalities" is The pootiest one yet. Pfft.
  101. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:24 am
    Carl, this is a PG13 site. Plus, most people can converse properly without adding swear words every sentence.
  102. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:34 am
    LMAO XDDDDDDDDD edward cullen gtfo of my cooter HAHA XD the s.hi.t people come up with! XD
  103. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:47 am
    Wahh wahh.

    Attitude era 4LIFE F UCK PG13. Thirteen year olds are f ucking stupid anyway, and they might as well get exposed to it early.

    I`m just sayin`

    PS. Can I have a profile back? I feel like the black kid on the back of the bus.

  104. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:53 am
    Firstly, the censor is their for a reason, dude. Don`t abuse it please. You can asterisk things, but don`t put spaces in.

    Secondly, every 13 year old is stupid? Pessimism sucks, Carl. And I guess this site takes an optimistic view on that stuff.

    And lastly, not my call on the profile. Ask the big guy with the yellow name.

  105. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:06 am
    Fine fine. Asterisks it is. And if he`s Mr. Big around here then you as his peons should have contact with him. Summon him for me? He should have my information already if he`s the boss. It`s bad enough I get singled out like a Jewish kid in Texas on Christmas morning.
  106. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:11 am
    Thanks. :-)

    Carl, running this place isn`t easy for him. Sure, I can contact him, but have you seen the number of people around here sans profiles? Send the big guy an email.

    Your infomation?

  107. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:18 am
    Never YOU mind about my information. Okay. I`ll go to him myself.
  108. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:18 am
    makes me sick.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:22 am
    lmfao @ hotcarl.

    "a Jewish kid in Texas on Christmas morning."

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    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:40 am
    Those need to burn.
  111. Profile photo of slepre
    slepre Female 18-29
    310 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:08 am
    theres no way they actually have his mouth at the crotch, although i did lol at the caption
  112. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Uh.... ew.
  113. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:23 am
    that`s just disgusting, seriously, burn it
  114. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:55 am
    So wrong...
  115. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Yeah I like chicks who wear others mens faces on their underwear. Makes u feel that much more special.
  116. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Creepy. That`s it, just creepy.
  117. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    why i hate twilight.
  118. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    uggghhhh please oh god WHY?
  119. Profile photo of dreambrother
    dreambrother Male 18-29
    102 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    If I was visiting a girl`s special place, and found Sparkles the Vampire staring sullenly back at me from her crotch, my penis might just go on strike.

    That said, the fact that his mouth is also printed on the INSIDE of the underwear...*shiver* If you find out that someone is wearing these, do yourself a favor and cut them out of your life immediately. Anyone who would wear these things is clearly a desperate, lonely person.

  120. Profile photo of RossiNL
    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:21 am
    He drinks blood.
  121. Profile photo of Homestarmy
    Homestarmy Male 18-29
    1 post
    November 1, 2009 at 7:49 am
    Oh God, No! Eli Eli Lama Sabachtani!
  122. Profile photo of TheTaurus
    TheTaurus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:36 am
    I don`t even like twilight and I would so wear these..
  123. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    to kill a vampire trend is harder than killing an actual vampire.
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    Mister_Dood Male 18-29
    77 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    ...


    That is all.

  125. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:51 pm
    ROFL REALLY!?

    No one`s made a reusable maxi pad with his face on it yet? LOL

  126. Profile photo of Tazinijif
    Tazinijif Female 18-29
    10 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 3:19 am
    No-one has made one with HIS face on but you can get one with a `sexy vampire` http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/20/the-c...
  127. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    *Repeatedly bangs head against wall* Why... Is... It... Popular?
  128. Profile photo of ILuvMJ
    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    KILL IT WITH FIRE! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, THROW ROBERT PATTINSON IN THE FIRE AS WELL!
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    ILuvMJ Female 13-17
    151 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    there is only 1 man i would ever tolerate on my underwear, and i would not allow him to be on the inside of it.
    very,very creepy and disturbing.I hope this twilight poo blows over fast.
  130. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    That is incredibly creepy.
  131. Profile photo of americanemy
    americanemy Female 18-29
    17 posts
    November 7, 2009 at 3:48 am
    is this for real? eww. make a stand. Say no to Twilight.
  132. Profile photo of yourface4427
    yourface4427 Female 13-17
    12 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    That scares the poo out of me -_-
  133. Profile photo of georgeftw6
    georgeftw6 Male 18-29
    50 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    for a nice kiss on the lips -_-
  134. Profile photo of claudia19
    claudia19 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:20 am
    That`s really creepy. And his mouth right where...ew. That is so digusting.
  135. Profile photo of claudia19
    claudia19 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    November 29, 2009 at 11:22 am
    Next thing you know, they`ll be making maxi pads with his face on it. So. Horrific.
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    diaphram Male 13-17
    91 posts
    January 25, 2010 at 6:06 am
    theire probably from japan...

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