New Product Alert: Twilight Panties [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Weird

These babies work best during that time of month.
There are 136 comments:
Male 91
theire probably from japan...
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Female 16
Next thing you know, they`ll be making maxi pads with his face on it. So. Horrific.
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Female 16
That`s really creepy. And his mouth right where...ew. That is so digusting.
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Male 50
for a nice kiss on the lips -_-
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Female 12
That scares the poo out of me -_-
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Female 17
is this for real? eww. make a stand. Say no to Twilight.
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Female 2,352
That is incredibly creepy.
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Female 151
there is only 1 man i would ever tolerate on my underwear, and i would not allow him to be on the inside of it.
very,very creepy and disturbing.I hope this twilight poo blows over fast.
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Female 151
KILL IT WITH FIRE! AND WHILE YOUR AT IT, THROW ROBERT PATTINSON IN THE FIRE AS WELL!
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Male 74
*Repeatedly bangs head against wall* Why... Is... It... Popular?
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Female 10
No-one has made one with HIS face on but you can get one with a `sexy vampire` http://www.regretsy.com/2009/10/20/the-c...
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Female 1,593
ROFL REALLY!?

No one`s made a reusable maxi pad with his face on it yet? LOL

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Male 77
...


That is all.

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Female 3,598
to kill a vampire trend is harder than killing an actual vampire.
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Female 30
I don`t even like twilight and I would so wear these..
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Male 1
Oh God, No! Eli Eli Lama Sabachtani!
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Male 64
He drinks blood.
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Male 102
If I was visiting a girl`s special place, and found Sparkles the Vampire staring sullenly back at me from her crotch, my penis might just go on strike.

That said, the fact that his mouth is also printed on the INSIDE of the underwear...*shiver* If you find out that someone is wearing these, do yourself a favor and cut them out of your life immediately. Anyone who would wear these things is clearly a desperate, lonely person.

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Female 1,401
uggghhhh please oh god WHY?
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Female 1,043
why i hate twilight.
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Female 318
Creepy. That`s it, just creepy.
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Male 2,049
Yeah I like chicks who wear others mens faces on their underwear. Makes u feel that much more special.
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Male 819
So wrong...
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Female 213
that`s just disgusting, seriously, burn it
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Female 372
Uh.... ew.
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Female 310
theres no way they actually have his mouth at the crotch, although i did lol at the caption
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Male 112
Those need to burn.
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Male 2,510
lmfao @ hotcarl.

"a Jewish kid in Texas on Christmas morning."

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Male 2,510
makes me sick.
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Female 142
Never YOU mind about my information. Okay. I`ll go to him myself.
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Male 2,238
Thanks. :-)

Carl, running this place isn`t easy for him. Sure, I can contact him, but have you seen the number of people around here sans profiles? Send the big guy an email.

Your infomation?

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Female 142
Fine fine. Asterisks it is. And if he`s Mr. Big around here then you as his peons should have contact with him. Summon him for me? He should have my information already if he`s the boss. It`s bad enough I get singled out like a Jewish kid in Texas on Christmas morning.
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Male 2,238
Firstly, the censor is their for a reason, dude. Don`t abuse it please. You can asterisk things, but don`t put spaces in.

Secondly, every 13 year old is stupid? Pessimism sucks, Carl. And I guess this site takes an optimistic view on that stuff.

And lastly, not my call on the profile. Ask the big guy with the yellow name.

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Female 142
Wahh wahh.

Attitude era 4LIFE F UCK PG13. Thirteen year olds are f ucking stupid anyway, and they might as well get exposed to it early.

I`m just sayin`

PS. Can I have a profile back? I feel like the black kid on the back of the bus.

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Female 5,222
LMAO XDDDDDDDDD edward cullen gtfo of my cooter HAHA XD the s.hi.t people come up with! XD
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Male 2,238
Carl, this is a PG13 site. Plus, most people can converse properly without adding swear words every sentence.
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Female 142
WOW. I`ve seen some drated up word filters in my time but [b][i]C[]NT[/I] [/b] to "mean personalities" is The pootiest one yet. Pfft.
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Female 142
LOL

They`be moved onto approaching girls mean persons directly realizing how easily it already happens. And you know what I`m talking about.

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Male 703
ew... i never realized how disgusting itd be for a period blood vampire to exist
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Male 2,238
AndelleRae, I hear you dude, Loud and clear.
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Female 837
... I`m sorry, I don`t use censored words on here very often, but are you drating kidding me?

I don`t understand why everyone is so obsessed with the series. It`s mundanely written, at best, and Robert Pattinson is NOT attractive. He`s a decent actor, but the Twilight movies do NOT do anything to showcase that.

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Female 3,828
omg. now ive seen it all, for sure.
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Male 1,704
LOOOOL @the caption for this link!

HAAAAA!

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Male 2,172
I`m gonna buy about 50 pairs. When I wear them I will put them on backward on purpose and stop washing my butt.

That is going to make one awesome exposition.

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Female 269
WTF?!?
this is so creepy, i don`t even know what to say...

except poor Robert Pattinson. Clearly, he had no clue what he was getting in to... D:

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Male 833
if i was goin down on a girl, and she had these on, id just get up and just walk away.
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Male 291
skullcandy, its because he`s a vampire
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Male 1,164
That is probably the last place I`d want to see Edward. Although I`m not surprised at the second picture. He`d totally drink blood from there, the sick vam-prick.
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Female 38
If only it was Jasper..I`d totally buy them.
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Female 241
you might not want to wear them if you`re on your period.
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Female 331
CARPET MUNCHER!!!
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Male 1,045
just fu.cking weird.
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Female 17
It`d be pretty damn weird if your boyfriend was gearing up for some action and the moment you pull off your pants, he sees that and the magic is gone. And so is your bf. I suggest burning those with fire and holy water.

And the second picture is just what the drat. D:<

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Female 9,585
Is there underwere with Jack Sparrow?
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Male 25
I like how people argue that Twilight isn`t about REAL vampires. That REAL vampires aren`t like that.
Because vampires are totally real, amiright?


Vampires are real in that some people drink blood. They`re not supernatural. They`re just weird.

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Female 2,044
HA. i love the caption as well. and SarahofBorg, agreed dude.
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Male 101
haha that caption is funny
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Female 986
Do they sparkle in the light? Hahaha Twilight... so strange.
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Female 3,562
I like how people argue that Twilight isn`t about REAL vampires. That REAL vampires aren`t like that.
Because vampires are totally real, amiright?
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Female 678
I can`t wait for this fad to be over.
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Female 1,287
Might I add, I can`t stand Twilight. I liked the first half of the first book. Everything else was crap. And now I just can`t anything that has to do with Twilight. The author made the books knowing they`d be made into movies. It took her, however long, to write and publish the first book. And when she noticed people liked it, she added stupid crap to keep the story going, and pushed out 3 books in a year. The movies suck. Terrible acting, horrible everything else.
I also hate the fact that most of these young girls were really attached the books because the main character was just an average girl, but the author ended the series in the girl becoming a perfect, beautiful [apparently], vampire.
Blah. It`s not worth all this typing, is it.
On another note- Those underwear are gross. Quim. x]
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Female 1,264
Disturbing.

I guess if the panties had Tom Cruise as Lestat in them, it would be equally disturbing, but hell... I`d want those XD

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Female 1,287
C:... girls, they believe everything. And since they already believe all this crap, Wal-Mart has made it their job to make these girls think wearing his face on their clothing is attractive. Thus, Edward Cullen Underpants are born.
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Female 1,287
mary_janeee- "why do girls like him so much? he looks like he is mentally retarded."

I don`t think it really matters what he looks like at this point. Every girl in America between the ages of 11 and 17 are only `in love with him` because, in the book, he`s supposed to be this gorgeous, perfect, romantic man with a dark secret, who falls in love with an average high school girl. And American girls ate it up. "What?! An average little girl like me can fall in love with a perfect sexy vampire?! I should act just like Bella from now on! I`ll be clumsy, and COMPLETELY AVERAGE from now on!" And it`s what`s happening.
Where was I going with this...?
Right, since none of these girls are smart enough to know what an actual vampire should look like, they completely lock away their imagination when watching the movie, thinking he`s actually what they`re supposed to be like. When this kid was in Harry Potter, no one looked twice. But now that he`s supposed to portray t

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Female 3,562
Let me say for the record that I do love vampire stuff, and I definitely am turned on by vampire fetishism, and I`ve read all the Twilight books and enjoyed them, but I also know and believe that Twilight is some of the most laughably terrible crap ever written. I enjoy it immensely for the same reason people like terrible horror or scifi movies.
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Female 11
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Well. I`m not quite sure what to say, so I`ll say nothing. :-)
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Female 58
psh it`s all about the minor characters. i`ve never read the books and the film is only watchable as a bit of easy-access stuff, but I like Eric/Justin Chon.
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Male 9,305
I never understood the fascination with Edward. Emmet Cullen is MUCH hotter.

(I looked at a Twilight calendar, no I haven`t seen the movies or read the books. I`m just going by images here.)

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Male 2,486
" Friday, October 30, 2009 5:10:25 PM
LMFAO ew thats just... i dunno disturbingly weird.

Seriously, the twilight dudes not even that hot. He`s pale and creepy and he looks like a drug addict. Not the hot rocker boy drug addict. The tweaking out in his moms basement drug addict."

They could have cast any random ugly douchebag as Edward Cullen and the hardcore twilight fans would think he`s the hottest thing ever. My girlfriend loves the books, hates the movies, thinks he`s an ugly douchebag. That`s about the level of twilight fandom I can respect.

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Female 650
LMFAO ew thats just... i dunno disturbingly weird.

Seriously, the twilight dudes not even that hot. He`s pale and creepy and he looks like a drug addict. Not the hot rocker boy drug addict. The tweaking out in his moms basement drug addict.

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Male 2,486
Lmao, I was hoping for a reaction out of the Twilight kids but I guess I did some collateral damage with the trolling. I can`t calm down, I`m not anything but calm, appreciate your concern though.
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Male 683
Heh sherbert i agree ryan has his issues, infact some might call him slightly retarded but comparing him to someone who wants this pile of crap is going too far. Apologize or im calling batman in to kick your ass!
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Female 277
Ryan, chill the f**k out. You`re just as bad as them.
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Male 2,486
"i hav those!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 step closer to having rob exactly where i want him ;)"

Just kill yourself. That is like twenty steps backward, you really think he`d bang anyone who wore underwear with his face on it? Hell no, that just screams psychotic virgin.

I talked to my friend who manages a Hot Topic in the mall, and he said ALL of the Twilight sh*t is being thrown out as soon as that new twisted Alice movie comes out. Big improvement IMO.

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Female 330
omg i want those!
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Female 3,562
This is what female virgins wear. Or male crossdressers.
Still, this isn`t nearly as bad as the reusable vampire menstrual pad.
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Female 97
LOL @ DertMerchant!

I can`t stand Twilight, I can`t wait until this stupid fad goes away...

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Female 58
two of my best friends are super into it and have merch and stuff (one more than the other)... we`re 23. one of them is 24.
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Female 3,574
EW.
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Male 310
twilight is gayer than c-u-m on a moustache
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Male 1,003
One problem. Chances are you`re not yet menstruating if you`re 9 years old and by the time you are menstruating, you`ll probably stop being obsessed with vampires.
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Male 4,680
Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave right now.
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Female 471
Big shock, the only one who`s defending twilight is a (13-17 year old) girl. :/
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Male 81
Dont wear them if ur planning on actually having a guys mouth there... thats a red flag if guys see u wearing them just fyi
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Male 721
You got it all wrong, they only made them for girls aged 10,12 and 12-14
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Female 74
okay guys twilight isn`t crap and i don`t think you saw what the picture is on the inside LOL
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Male 3,425
One problem. You can`t take them out into the sunlight, or they`ll f-cking sparkle.
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Female 459
Oh that`s gonna be a big turn on for the guys. :P
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Female 1,697
lol, I`d be so turned on wearing that
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Female 36
I have a pair of them :D
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Female 22
why do girls like him so much? he looks like he is mentally retarded.
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Female 131
@trp712
I completely agree! Im sick of hearing about stupid twilight crap!
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Female 1,386
I`m to the point where I just can`t stand to even see a picture of anything Twilight. Eughh...
I also used to live in WA, right near Forks. Wonder how they handle this plague... I mean...fad. :X
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Female 735
OH GOD, EW! THAT IS SO WRONG.
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Female 75
uh. wow.
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Female 1,578
...wow. thats nasty
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Male 795
If there was a chicks face on there I`d totally make out with it.....
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Female 2
i hav those!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 step closer to having rob exactly where i want him ;)
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Male 292
That bottom picture. It shows the INSIDE of the panties?! Oh. Mah. Gawd.

Seriously, wtf?

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Male 2,238
-_-

Twilight, can`t you just stop gripping the world and go die or something?

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Female 119
that us the creepiest thing i have ever seen on this site, and that`s saying something.
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Male 73
oh the humanity!...
i believe we all think that this twilight thing has gone too far.
i mean i liked the books and the movie, but i wouldn`t buy anything twilight related.
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Male 734
This has crushed my will to live.
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Male 431
yet another reason to think twilight sucks
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Male 1,381
horrific
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Female 385
Well, I suppose it`s a way to instantly know if the girl you`re about to sleep with is worth the trouble. Take her pants off, and if you see anything Twilight related, run for the damned hills.
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Female 209
His hair scares me
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Male 2,868
Pure genius! What a great way to warn a guy that he`s about to be guilty of statutory rape!
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Female 66
"O it would be ironic if the girl PMS! blood on his face!"

hence the caption...

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Male 131
Lol @ videogamer =`D
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Male 25,416
O it would be ironic if the girl PMS! blood on his face!
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Female 178
all the women in this thread are drating full of poo. they love it.
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Male 197
OK, I hope I`m not too late...
hatti369... "another MAN`s crotch"? Either you got your gender wrong or you`re turning lezzie...

Propagandi... That`s not face side, it seems that there`s just less fabric or a double-sided (???) print on the crotch. Intentional or not, it`s crazy.

And to ALL... My teenage comic book is coming to life... RedWing, The Vaginal Vampire is REAL!!!

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Male 3,014
v Uh... hatti, those are women`s underwear.
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Female 88
Alright this is the one time I feel bad for Robert Pattinson. I would definitely not want MY face gracing another mans crotch on their underwear.
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Female 15,763
Want to come out from under that big rock there, Butch?
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Male 976
ROFL @ "quim"
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Male 725
Do you turn them faceside in to wear them?
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Male 2,548
Ewww, and it has Robert Whats-his-face`s signature on it too. (Though I suppose it would add to the whole `unofficial Twilight dildo` experience.)
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Male 1,297
oh jeez thats messed up
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Male 1,190
What is that "Stalker man is licking your quim" panties?
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Female 1,652
Yes, wearing a man`s face on your crotch will totally get you laid...not.
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Female 13
wow. disturbing
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Male 4,807
Oh, I asked my 19 y/o daughter and she says its a book that is now a movie. "Duh"
Geez , kids these days know everything!!
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Male 4,807
Ok, who is that guy and WTF is twilight?
Is it some new band or something?
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Male 3,343
Nevermind. It worked.
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Male 3,343
I`ll say it since everyone else seems to be able to see it. It`s broken for me.
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Female 13
thats quite disturbing.
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Female 1,682
oh jesus >.< who the hell would buy that...
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Male 7,839
thats creepy, i stopped wearing men on my underwear when i was 9
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Female 37
That`s just sick.
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Female 106
That makes me feel uncomfortable.
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Female 133
Ugh....
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Male 334
creepy

just creepy.

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Male 443
Oh jeeze
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Female 1,780
Link: New Product Alert: Twilight Panties [Pic] [Rate Link] - These babies work best during that time of month.
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