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Date: 10/11/09 12:04 PM

47 Responses to New Green Trend in Commuting to Work [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18860 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:56 am
    Link: New Green Trend in Commuting to Work - Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap.
  2. Profile photo of MapleFr3ak
    MapleFr3ak Male 13-17
    629 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    ...I can`t think of a better caption.
  3. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    Only seats 2.
  4. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:13 pm
    I agree. That is an unusually clever caption.
  5. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    what you talkin` `bout willis?
  6. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Hahaha nice pun.
  7. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    I want to ride a pony to work! Of course, I`d never actually make it to work, choosing instead to gallop around town on my pony, being cool.
  8. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    he`s looking pretty pissed off @ the camera, sore bum probly
  9. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    He must have to carry around a biiiiig bag.
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    Can.. can I ride a giraffe to work?

    PLEASE!?

  11. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    Does it make you raise the question that we have to pick up after dogs but horse owners never need to do the same!
  12. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    At least the horse won`t crash into stuff because he`s talking on his phone.
  13. Profile photo of Cailin
    Cailin Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    "Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap."

    Ba Dum Chh!

  14. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    I want to ride a llama to school now.
  15. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Yes, Opie... Yes, you can... Just make sure you pack a ladder for the mount/dismount, and remember to tie it to the tallest tree you can find.

    Meanwhile, I`ll ride an elephant. Far less issues with traffic.

  16. Profile photo of RiseAgainst3
    RiseAgainst3 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    VOTE JEFF WILLIS!

    .....Or so I`ve heard.

  17. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm
    If Taylor is riding a elephant and Opie`s on a giraffe (surprised she doesn`t wanna take the unicorn) Wateva`s on a llama and Ani`s on a pony then Im taking the rhino damn it...... crazy drivers outa my way!
  18. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9241 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    So my hawk isn`t useless after all.
  19. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm
    I want a pet pterodactyl! D-:
  20. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    Lmfao. I likes it
  21. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    "Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap."

    Also, just one horsepower

  22. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    gotta be the `stache
  23. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:02 pm
    "Im taking the rhino damn it"

    I don`t know if the horn on your vehicle would fit the guideline to be street legal. Have to check with the DNV (Department of Nonmotorized Vehicles)

  24. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:14 pm
    "im taking the rhino damn it"
    just remember, the horn is actually its penis
  25. Profile photo of SynthNinja
    SynthNinja Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    I would have more respect for him if he was riding on one of those gladiator chariots, wielding a sword, and shouting jibberish.
  26. Profile photo of LissaLoo
    LissaLoo Female 13-17
    6 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 8:06 pm
    Heck Yess! Go GREEN!
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    "just remember, the horn is actually its penis"

    Futurama reference FTW.

  28. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 9:20 pm
    As far as the "Rhino`s Penis".... That`s cool I walk down the street in a similar manner. Penis out and charging forward ROAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
  29. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    Just remember there are no laws in Australia we just do whateva the hell we want.
  30. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 9:46 pm
    horses rule. i`m moving to montana instead of florida, buying a ranch, and living like Curly from City Slickers.
  31. Profile photo of _optimusmars
    _optimusmars Male 18-29
    103 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    horses are dumb
  32. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:09 pm
    RE: optimusmars

    your face is dumb

  33. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    RE: _optimusmars

    Your mom is dumb, hence your birth...

  34. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:09 am
    your exhaust emissions are crap.. .hahahahahaha
  35. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Optimusmars must be a pmarren wannabe? Only pmarren has the perseverance to pull it off!
  36. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:00 am
    why does iab now have a filter. its such a load of bs. swear words are part of our language

    etc etc

    /rant

  37. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:38 am
    "Exhaust emissions are crap" = Literal descrpition of the day.
  38. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:42 am
    Comes with optional air freshener
  39. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:08 am
    rgsupergrove: `now`?
  40. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:58 am
    Actually riding horses isn`t green at all. They fart out methane gasses into the atmosphere, therefore killing the ozone layer. So turn those extra horses you have laying around into glue to do your part in saving the ozone.
  41. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    fembot check your sources next time. the methane gas that horses produce are not strong enough to do that much to the ozone. if everyone switched to horses, it would still be a lot cleaner than cars. actually the manure they would make could also be used for fertilizer.
  42. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    Is this practical?

    Neigh.

  43. Profile photo of mene1in
    mene1in Male 18-29
    75 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    I bet horsepooling is a pain...
  44. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    its got 1 horse power!
  45. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Also reusing a mobile from 1983, its the little touches.
  46. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
    160 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 1:48 am
    *Actually riding horses isn`t green at all. They fart out methane gasses into the atmosphere, therefore killing the ozone layer. So turn those extra horses you have laying around into glue to do your part in saving the ozone.*

    Tell the truth, Fembot. You`re not really a "female, age 18-29", are you? You`re more like an "undecided, age 12-14, without access to any sort of educational material including Wikipedia". Right?

  47. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 12:55 am
    >Katie
    Actually, one horse can make a maximum output of just over ten horsepower, or something in that region, for short periods.

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