New Green Trend in Commuting to Work [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap.
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Male 2,553
>Katie
Actually, one horse can make a maximum output of just over ten horsepower, or something in that region, for short periods.
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Female 160
*Actually riding horses isn`t green at all. They fart out methane gasses into the atmosphere, therefore killing the ozone layer. So turn those extra horses you have laying around into glue to do your part in saving the ozone.*

Tell the truth, Fembot. You`re not really a "female, age 18-29", are you? You`re more like an "undecided, age 12-14, without access to any sort of educational material including Wikipedia". Right?

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Male 525
Also reusing a mobile from 1983, its the little touches.
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Female 135
its got 1 horse power!
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Male 75
I bet horsepooling is a pain...
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Male 1,590
Is this practical?

Neigh.

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Male 216
fembot check your sources next time. the methane gas that horses produce are not strong enough to do that much to the ozone. if everyone switched to horses, it would still be a lot cleaner than cars. actually the manure they would make could also be used for fertilizer.
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Female 262
Actually riding horses isn`t green at all. They fart out methane gasses into the atmosphere, therefore killing the ozone layer. So turn those extra horses you have laying around into glue to do your part in saving the ozone.
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Female 579
rgsupergrove: `now`?
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Male 90
Comes with optional air freshener
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Male 2,159
"Exhaust emissions are crap" = Literal descrpition of the day.
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Male 897
why does iab now have a filter. its such a load of bs. swear words are part of our language

etc etc

/rant

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Male 1,647
Optimusmars must be a pmarren wannabe? Only pmarren has the perseverance to pull it off!
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Male 1,129
your exhaust emissions are crap.. .hahahahahaha
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Male 2,688
RE: _optimusmars

Your mom is dumb, hence your birth...

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Female 253
RE: optimusmars

your face is dumb

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Male 103
horses are dumb
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Male 1,381
horses rule. i`m moving to montana instead of florida, buying a ranch, and living like Curly from City Slickers.
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Male 678
Just remember there are no laws in Australia we just do whateva the hell we want.
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Male 678
As far as the "Rhino`s Penis".... That`s cool I walk down the street in a similar manner. Penis out and charging forward ROAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
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Female 15,763
"just remember, the horn is actually its penis"

Futurama reference FTW.

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Female 6
Heck Yess! Go GREEN!
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Male 29
I would have more respect for him if he was riding on one of those gladiator chariots, wielding a sword, and shouting jibberish.
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Male 182
"im taking the rhino damn it"
just remember, the horn is actually its penis
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Male 2,688
"Im taking the rhino damn it"

I don`t know if the horn on your vehicle would fit the guideline to be street legal. Have to check with the DNV (Department of Nonmotorized Vehicles)

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Male 703
gotta be the `stache
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Male 15,510
"Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap."

Also, just one horsepower

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Female 931
Lmfao. I likes it
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Female 602
I want a pet pterodactyl! D-:
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Female 9,402
So my hawk isn`t useless after all.
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Male 678
If Taylor is riding a elephant and Opie`s on a giraffe (surprised she doesn`t wanna take the unicorn) Wateva`s on a llama and Ani`s on a pony then Im taking the rhino damn it...... crazy drivers outa my way!
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Male 394
VOTE JEFF WILLIS!

.....Or so I`ve heard.

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Male 2,688
Yes, Opie... Yes, you can... Just make sure you pack a ladder for the mount/dismount, and remember to tie it to the tallest tree you can find.

Meanwhile, I`ll ride an elephant. Far less issues with traffic.

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Female 691
I want to ride a llama to school now.
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Female 97
"Your gas mileage is great, but the exhaust emissions are crap."

Ba Dum Chh!

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Male 15,832
At least the horse won`t crash into stuff because he`s talking on his phone.
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Male 25,416
Does it make you raise the question that we have to pick up after dogs but horse owners never need to do the same!
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Female 15,763
Can.. can I ride a giraffe to work?

PLEASE!?

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Male 1,523
He must have to carry around a biiiiig bag.
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Female 2,672
he`s looking pretty pissed off @ the camera, sore bum probly
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Female 4,447
I want to ride a pony to work! Of course, I`d never actually make it to work, choosing instead to gallop around town on my pony, being cool.
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Male 9,306
Hahaha nice pun.
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Male 155
what you talkin` `bout willis?
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Male 10,440
I agree. That is an unusually clever caption.
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Male 10,440
Only seats 2.
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Male 629
...I can`t think of a better caption.
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Male 19,850
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