Nerds Need to Know Their Place at Lunchtime [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Science

"The Nerd Table is over there, Nerd." [Actually, this is pretty cool.)
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Male 264
If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark"

You can start with aluminum as well and make it "Al sips Clark", but that`s either disgusting or perverted depending on how you look at it.

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Male 9
no they need to make the periodic table of mixology for the cool kids so they can remember how to mix there drinks
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Male 1,485
wasnt this on yesterday?
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Female 42
awesomeness!
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Male 150
That`s way to sacred to eat off of, much less sit on! That should be preserved!
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Male 211
"If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark" "

how did you notice that???

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Female 80
It`s so beautiful....
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Male 64
I-A-B is nerd too? :O
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Female 1,112
I like science...especially biology, but the periodic table gives me nightmares... this table frightens me... I will likely have dream about eating at it... cruel halloween...
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Male 3,755
If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark"
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Male 101
we have some weird hydrocarbon strand shaped tables.
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Male 108
dude i would eat at it!
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Female 1,211
Sweet table! The song White & Nerdy comes to mind.
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Female 4,197
and I succesfully know what none of them mean. I`d be screwed if I was told to sit there
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Male 6
I CALL PLUTONIUM!!
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Male 2,552
>Spambot
For shame! E=mc^2, not anything else! :P
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Male 525
"Geeks are sexy."

You know E=MC2, baby ;-)

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Male 485
are you drating serious
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Female 213
I CALL DIBS ON THE RIBIDIUM.
mwahaha, suckas.
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Female 355
I call Argon and Yttrbium!
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Male 535
This is where the stronger geeks sit after beating the crap out of some NERRRRDS!
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Female 1,395
This isnt a nerd product, this is a geek product. Geeks are people that know useful/important boring stuff and nerds just know boring stuff. Geeks are sexy.
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Male 13
Dibs on the Neodymium bit!
...I feel sad :(
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Female 20
this place...is too cool for nerds xD
but this place is also too nerdy for cool people... so... watever :P
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Male 28
haha, literal, periodic picnic bench.
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Female 142
The dumber nerds have to sit on the crappy little thin pieces that jut out.
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Female 5,222
NICE lol
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Male 2,238
Wait wait wait....

Does this makes Nerds more cool, or jocks less so?

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Male 703
why is this "pretty cool"
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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 1,704
that periodic table is old!
it should be the prehistoric table!

*sI am a racist!, snort & sI am a racist!*

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Male 987
"table table. "
my thought exactly
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Male 296
table table.
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Male 215
lol. i like how the lanthanides and actinides form the bench. awesome.

This table isn`t up to date though. We`ve synthesized elements up to 118 now (the whole bottom row should be full).

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Male 2,125
Literal photo?
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Male 1,164
You could say people sit at that table... PERIODICALLY.

*snort*

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Male 31
periodic TABLE FTW
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Male 467
Can I write "periodic table" and be sure that 5 people already wrote this?
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Male 1,045
haha, this shold have been the literal photo of the day
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Female 168
IT`S COOL TO BE NERD
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Male 307
"BIAXR" is a triple word score!
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Female 9,572
Total win.
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Male 1,764
Since the Actinides are separate you can put ur anus in uranium.
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Female 17
Lol, literal periodic table. Sweet.
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Female 1,306
This is rad.
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Male 86
Dude, I would sit at the table any day. When I was a kid, we had a place mat with the periodic table on it. My brothers and I would always fight over it at dinner time.
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Female 198
LandoGriffin, I really can`t get myself to see that. Darn. I guess I`ll just take your word for it. Though it`d be really awesome if someone posted a picture pointing it out for us less observant fellows.
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Male 3,425
Wow Landogriffin, that is such a nerdy, yet awesome observation.
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Male 3,425
Oh yeah didn`t notice it there... Most periodic table I look at, hydrogen is seperate.
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Male 1,003
Wow. NERDS.
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Female 471
Haha, that`s pretty awesome.
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Male 3,842
I`ve been wanting to ask the general internet community if they ever looked at the periodic table (specifically the Lanthanides and Actinides at the bottom) and noticed that it says:

"Die, whore, time you blew the pa, you nip you! I`m a comeback, confess, for me`d no liar!"

Also, the word "CoNiC" appears for all you math nerds. Other words include NO, SiP, CuZn (cousin), LiBe (short for Library), sIr, MoTcRu (Motley Crue, of course!) and best of all, AsS.

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Male 2,344
"5th Family is mine!"
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Female 57
@lukas1051 hydrogen`s above lithium where it normally is...
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Male 556
Pahaha. "Table."
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Male 211
lukas, hydrogen`s just above Lithium if you look carefully
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Female 74
:L:L It`s a perfect shape to have a little coaster by a computer and a vase or something :L
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Male 3,425
Where`s hydrogen? Actually, it`s probably pretty good they didn`t put hydrogen in, nobody likes sitting by themself.
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Female 126
OMG
Nerd or not, I would so sit there. That is amazing
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Male 1,254
Good thing that isn`t a representation of the Astronomer`s periodic table. H, He, Z. Where Z = metals (everything else). Its always fun to throw that at some chemists when its a slow day.
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Male 795
I`d say this is at the google campus, but the grounds just look too shoddy. Plus they don`t give a crap about chemistry and elements and all that fancy crap anyways.....
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Male 73
dude wtf! i love this...i want it...i need it...
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Male 1,381
I LOVE IT!!!
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Male 2,690
I want this table ha
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Male 815
@ Xh8FYHnG

you sir, failed miserably

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Male 2,868
When you grow up, you realize that nerds are the cool kids anyway. Nerds rule, jocks drool!
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Male 36
I guess you would call this the LUNCH-period-ic table.
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Male 2,605
I really like this.
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Male 25,416
Thats actually very cool!
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Female 590
That`s awesome. I`d sit there.
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Female 241
This would have been useful for lunch time studying when I was taking chemistry
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Male 10,440
Ununoctium is the best element!
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Male 2,788
Geeks will inherit the earth
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Female 961
wicked cool
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Male 59
RE: Booyah high five we rule the world PS Carbon!
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Male 976
Nerd #1: "Carbon is the best element!"

Nerd #2: "No, Oxygen is the best element!"

Nerd #1: "Carbon!!"

Nerd #2: "Oxygen!"

*Nerds start a sissy slap fight*

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Male 3,619
*high five* NERD POWER!
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Male 357
If you are reading this: YOU ARE A NERD!


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Male 1,190
Nerd, dweeb and geek are NO longer part of the english language, those words have been replaced by "CEO,sir" "Entrepreneur" and "Mr. President, sir".

Update your dictionaries accordingly!

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Female 159
as most here already said...AWE-SOME!
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Female 728
:D

That`s awesome! But I`m a chemistry major, so I`m biased. :P

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Male 1,623
Lol the table of elements. Nice pun.
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Male 4,546
It`s a Periodic TABLE. Awesome!
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Male 76
"Oh crap I left my keys on hydrogen!"
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Male 7,834
i would sit at that table everyday
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Male 2,703
would you get gold poisoning by eating off Au?

I would`ve said "is it safe to eat off the uranium Square" but realized you`d be sitting on it :(

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Male 334
finally, we get to see where fancy eats his lunch now....
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Male 769
i think that`s pretty cool. but... i am kinduva nerd.
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Male 20,920
Link: Nerds Need to Know Their Place at Lunchtime [Pic] [Rate Link] - `The Nerd Table is over there, Nerd.` [Actually, this is pretty cool.)
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