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Date: 10/30/09 09:05 AM

90 Responses to Nerds Need to Know Their Place at Lunchtime [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:45 am
    Link: Nerds Need to Know Their Place at Lunchtime - `The Nerd Table is over there, Nerd.` [Actually, this is pretty cool.)
  2. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:15 am
    i think that`s pretty cool. but... i am kinduva nerd.
  3. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:17 am
    finally, we get to see where fancy eats his lunch now....
  4. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 9:27 am
    would you get gold poisoning by eating off Au?

    I would`ve said "is it safe to eat off the uranium Square" but realized you`d be sitting on it :(

  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
    i would sit at that table everyday
  6. Profile photo of Fizz_Chilla
    Fizz_Chilla Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:32 am
    "Oh crap I left my keys on hydrogen!"
  7. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:40 am
    It`s a Periodic TABLE. Awesome!
  8. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 9:49 am
    Lol the table of elements. Nice pun.
  9. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:51 am
    :D

    That`s awesome! But I`m a chemistry major, so I`m biased. :P

  10. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:09 am
    as most here already said...AWE-SOME!
  11. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Nerd, dweeb and geek are NO longer part of the english language, those words have been replaced by "CEO,sir" "Entrepreneur" and "Mr. President, sir".

    Update your dictionaries accordingly!

  12. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:18 am
    If you are reading this: YOU ARE A NERD!


  13. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:37 am
    *high five* NERD POWER!
  14. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Nerd #1: "Carbon is the best element!"

    Nerd #2: "No, Oxygen is the best element!"

    Nerd #1: "Carbon!!"

    Nerd #2: "Oxygen!"

    *Nerds start a sissy slap fight*

  15. Profile photo of dmonman
    dmonman Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:09 am
    RE: Booyah high five we rule the world PS Carbon!
  16. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:15 am
    wicked cool
  17. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:15 am
    Geeks will inherit the earth
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Ununoctium is the best element!
  19. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:32 am
    This would have been useful for lunch time studying when I was taking chemistry
  20. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
    590 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:45 am
    That`s awesome. I`d sit there.
  21. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
    Thats actually very cool!
  22. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 11:56 am
    I really like this.
  23. Profile photo of Xh8FYHnG
    Xh8FYHnG Male 40-49
    36 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I guess you would call this the LUNCH-period-ic table.
  24. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    When you grow up, you realize that nerds are the cool kids anyway. Nerds rule, jocks drool!
  25. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    @ Xh8FYHnG

    you sir, failed miserably

  26. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
    I want this table ha
  27. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    I LOVE IT!!!
  28. Profile photo of smooshu
    smooshu Male 18-29
    73 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    dude wtf! i love this...i want it...i need it...
  29. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    I`d say this is at the google campus, but the grounds just look too shoddy. Plus they don`t give a crap about chemistry and elements and all that fancy crap anyways.....
  30. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:40 pm
    Good thing that isn`t a representation of the Astronomer`s periodic table. H, He, Z. Where Z = metals (everything else). Its always fun to throw that at some chemists when its a slow day.
  31. Profile photo of MLime
    MLime Female 13-17
    126 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    OMG
    Nerd or not, I would so sit there. That is amazing
  32. Profile photo of
    RedNaleX
    25 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    That would SO be my everyday hangout with the buddies xD
  33. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    Where`s hydrogen? Actually, it`s probably pretty good they didn`t put hydrogen in, nobody likes sitting by themself.
  34. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
    :L:L It`s a perfect shape to have a little coaster by a computer and a vase or something :L
  35. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
    lukas, hydrogen`s just above Lithium if you look carefully
  36. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    Pahaha. "Table."
  37. Profile photo of frogpond
    frogpond Female 13-17
    57 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    @lukas1051 hydrogen`s above lithium where it normally is...
  38. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    "5th Family is mine!"
  39. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    I`ve been wanting to ask the general internet community if they ever looked at the periodic table (specifically the Lanthanides and Actinides at the bottom) and noticed that it says:

    "Die, whore, time you blew the pa, you nip you! I`m a comeback, confess, for me`d no liar!"

    Also, the word "CoNiC" appears for all you math nerds. Other words include NO, SiP, CuZn (cousin), LiBe (short for Library), sIr, MoTcRu (Motley Crue, of course!) and best of all, AsS.

  40. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    Haha, that`s pretty awesome.
  41. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:35 pm
    Wow. NERDS.
  42. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    Oh yeah didn`t notice it there... Most periodic table I look at, hydrogen is seperate.
  43. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm
    Wow Landogriffin, that is such a nerdy, yet awesome observation.
  44. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    LandoGriffin, I really can`t get myself to see that. Darn. I guess I`ll just take your word for it. Though it`d be really awesome if someone posted a picture pointing it out for us less observant fellows.
  45. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Dude, I would sit at the table any day. When I was a kid, we had a place mat with the periodic table on it. My brothers and I would always fight over it at dinner time.
  46. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    This is rad.
  47. Profile photo of nocheirisada
    nocheirisada Female 13-17
    17 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 6:35 pm
    Lol, literal periodic table. Sweet.
  48. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    Since the Actinides are separate you can put ur anus in uranium.
  49. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Total win.
  50. Profile photo of loadstar
    loadstar Male 30-39
    307 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    "BIAXR" is a triple word score!
  51. Profile photo of lava_tomato
    lava_tomato Female 13-17
    168 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    IT`S COOL TO BE NERD
  52. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    October 30, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    haha, this shold have been the literal photo of the day
  53. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    Can I write "periodic table" and be sure that 5 people already wrote this?
  54. Profile photo of unicorn
    unicorn Male 13-17
    31 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    periodic TABLE FTW
  55. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm
    You could say people sit at that table... PERIODICALLY.

    *snort*

  56. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    Literal photo?
  57. Profile photo of agamemnon
    agamemnon Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    lol. i like how the lanthanides and actinides form the bench. awesome.

    This table isn`t up to date though. We`ve synthesized elements up to 118 now (the whole bottom row should be full).

  58. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
    296 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    table table.
  59. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    "table table. "
    my thought exactly
  60. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:05 am
    that periodic table is old!
    it should be the prehistoric table!

    *sI am a racist!, snort & sI am a racist!*

  61. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:02 am
    lol nice
  62. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:11 am
    why is this "pretty cool"
  63. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:30 am
    Wait wait wait....

    Does this makes Nerds more cool, or jocks less so?

  64. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:32 am
    NICE lol
  65. Profile photo of HotCarl
    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:50 am
    The dumber nerds have to sit on the crappy little thin pieces that jut out.
  66. Profile photo of ljdp
    ljdp Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:09 am
    haha, literal, periodic picnic bench.
  67. Profile photo of boredvanilla
    boredvanilla Female 13-17
    20 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 5:14 am
    this place...is too cool for nerds xD
    but this place is also too nerdy for cool people... so... watever :P
  68. Profile photo of Kahsel
    Kahsel Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:33 am
    Dibs on the Neodymium bit!
    ...I feel sad :(
  69. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:21 am
    This isnt a nerd product, this is a geek product. Geeks are people that know useful/important boring stuff and nerds just know boring stuff. Geeks are sexy.
  70. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:45 am
    This is where the stronger geeks sit after beating the crap out of some NERRRRDS!
  71. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:30 am
    I call Argon and Yttrbium!
  72. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:20 am
    I CALL DIBS ON THE RIBIDIUM.
    mwahaha, suckas.
  73. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:06 pm
    are you drating serious
  74. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:20 pm
    "Geeks are sexy."

    You know E=MC2, baby ;-)

  75. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
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    October 31, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    >Spambot
    For shame! E=mc^2, not anything else! :P
  76. Profile photo of adetorical
    adetorical Male 13-17
    6 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I CALL PLUTONIUM!!
  77. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    October 31, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    and I succesfully know what none of them mean. I`d be screwed if I was told to sit there
  78. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:53 pm
    Sweet table! The song White & Nerdy comes to mind.
  79. Profile photo of Valigon
    Valigon Male 18-29
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    October 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm
    dude i would eat at it!
  80. Profile photo of clwnz
    clwnz Male 13-17
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    October 31, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    we have some weird hydrocarbon strand shaped tables.
  81. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
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    October 31, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark"
  82. Profile photo of bumbleBB
    bumbleBB Female 18-29
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    October 31, 2009 at 11:11 pm
    I like science...especially biology, but the periodic table gives me nightmares... this table frightens me... I will likely have dream about eating at it... cruel halloween...
  83. Profile photo of RossiNL
    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:20 am
    I-A-B is nerd too? :O
  84. Profile photo of izzylyn
    izzylyn Female 13-17
    80 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:08 am
    It`s so beautiful....
  85. Profile photo of TheSpoon
    TheSpoon Male 18-29
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    November 1, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    "If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark" "

    how did you notice that???

  86. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
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    November 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
    That`s way to sacred to eat off of, much less sit on! That should be preserved!
  87. Profile photo of kupcake
    kupcake Female 30-39
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    November 2, 2009 at 2:18 pm
    awesomeness!
  88. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    November 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
    wasnt this on yesterday?
  89. Profile photo of portiacarl
    portiacarl Male 18-29
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    November 3, 2009 at 10:08 am
    no they need to make the periodic table of mixology for the cool kids so they can remember how to mix there drinks
  90. Profile photo of Nurcowski
    Nurcowski Male 18-29
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    November 5, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    If you start at Silicon and end at Potassium, it says, "Sips Clark"

    You can start with aluminum as well and make it "Al sips Clark", but that`s either disgusting or perverted depending on how you look at it.

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