Most Inappropriate Children`s Song Written [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

This has got to be the worst song ever written for nursery school-aged kids. It would be great for a rapper though.
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Male 295
indeed
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Male 703
somebody out there likes me
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Male 289
"Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD"
aptly attributed.
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Male 690
Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD
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Male 8
lol .....
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Male 54
Edgarska19
Male, 18-29, Western US
27 Posts Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:19:58 PM
from the pedobear nursery rimes collection lol your right
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Female 263
Anyone else notice the last line? "Little pussy and I will very gently play."

One word: O_o

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Male 65
I remember i was at my grandmas one time and there was a poem or a song called queer pussies
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Female 4,197
oh i know that song! I used to have to learn it when I started piano lol There is also this gem I found in an ooooold encyclopedia set we got given when I was little:

Poor Pussy: Poor Pussy is an old party game played by children and adults often in Drama classes or at parties. As it is described: This game makes everybody laugh. Have the guests sit around the room. Choose one person to be the pussy. Pussy must go over to a guest and meow three times. The guest must pet pussy`s head three times and say "Poor pussy, poor pussy, poor pussy," without laughing. The pussy should do his best to make the guest laugh. He can make funny meows and walk around like a cat. The pussy goes from one guest to another until someone laughs. The first one to laugh becomes the new pussy. (game rules)

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Male 194
I don`t know...The Obama worship song, you know...Jesus Loves Me but with the new Obama lyrics that they are making children learn in 1st-3rd grade could give this song a run for its money.
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Male 1,045
from the pedobear nursery rimes collection
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Male 5,189
I shall play dat little pussy all night long..Haha
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Male 169
Ahhh... the beauty of doing first and thinking later. And if I ever become a kindergarten teacher, this will be the song du jour. Every day.
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Male 1,360
little pussy and i very gently will play
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Female 22
samsquanch you just made yourself older than you say ps wtf are you doing on here??
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Male 2,855
who doesnt?
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Female 299
I used to have that exact song book!
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Male 64
haha, her coat is warm xD
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Male 792
Sheesh people...grow up. It was written in 1830, at a time when pussy meant cat. I still sing it to my kids as it is intended.
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Female 10
the real difference between 6/8 and 3/4 is that 6/8 is made up of two dotted crotchet pulses, while 3/4 is made up of 3 crotchet pulses
so the quavers in 6\8 are grouped into 3, and the quavers in 3/4 are grouped into 2
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Female 218
Well do be fair pussy did mean cat before it started meaning a (())
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Male 2,238
I hear you Razor, life boils down to maths.
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Male 336
math is music is math.
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Male 358
6/8 and 3/4 arent the same, in 6/8th the 8th note is one "beat" and there are six of em while 3/4 a 4th is one beat
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Male 1,685
"6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw"

...uhm, isn`t that simply math?

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Male 626
OMG We have that songbook in our house too I think! It`s like part of a collection of Readers`s Digest piano books or something.
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Male 1,218
Isn`t this Pedobear`s theme song?
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Female 163
LMAO my Mom has that songbook!!!
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Male 9,305
Okay music nerds, here`s a mission.

Play that song for us.

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Female 15,763
AAAAH TOO MANY MUSIC NERDS.
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Male 216
MAN! THEY KNOW MY SONG!
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Female 5,222
XD
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SammyCyanide
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
281 Posts Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:54:20 PM
6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw.
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nto really a fourth note is held for 2 beats in 6/8 were it only coutns for one beat in 3/4 so the numbering and pattern is different. sorry musical tab (looking for the right word) and detailed labeling of them is kinda a picky topic with me sorry
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Male 59
I`m more a fan of 12/16, or 24/32. The latter being the easier to count with, when dancing the waltz. *sigh*
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Male 373
ah, okay i wasnt alone when i was a child.
i dont feel so bad about my childhood now.
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Female 427
6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw.
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Female 340
Zaroyz, it`s a waltz. Not all waltzes are in 3/4. In fact, 6/8 is easier for children to pick up on.

My mum has that book, the Reader`s Digest Children`s Favourite Songbook. There are some very interesting ones in there.

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Male 3
why is a little kids song in 6/8???
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Female 850
" i love little pussy her coat is so warm" WHAT THE F WERE THEY THINKING?!!
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Male 81
LMFAO.
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Male 45
"Children and pussycats are still natural companions"

lol

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Male 196
Wouldn`t it be awesome if the world wasn`t full of people who`s humor didn`t go past high school?
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Male 485
they gotta learn sometime
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Male 122
Just think of what the girls version sounds like..

O Mai.

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Male 74
lol
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Female 17
I remember when things like this weren`t dirty. Good times...
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Male 22
Yeah, that was certainly no coincidence...
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Female 3,828
lol nice
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Male 90
Amusing last line to the lyrics.

I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
And if I don`t hurt her, she`ll do me no harm.
I`ll sit by the fire and give her some food,
And pussy will love me because I am good.

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Female 931
Lmao!
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Female 19
i have that nursery rhyme in my nursery rhyme book ...it was about time some one posted it :P
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Male 86
I am bored is such a perverted site.
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Male 782
So, kittens are calle pussies, and some men are named Dick. What`s the big deal.
no homo
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Male 2,344
Lmao.
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Male 106
no homo
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Female 230
LOL! Really ?!
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Male 7,830
why you so perverted i-a-b
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Male 3,330
DertMerchant: How can you possibly have 132 posts, and not know that FIRST posts get you banned?
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Male 72
Tweety used to sing part of this about sylvester he`ll do me no harm part!!!
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Female 195
I remember singing this too... and playing it on the damned recorder... I love little pussy her coat is so warm. LOL I feel violated.
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Female 1,395
...whats the problem? so the kid loves the cat (?)
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Female 1,043
lol...this just shows how freaking perverted people are today...xD
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Male 373
i saw that in an old `58 kids rhymes book from a library
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Male 1,381
i would do anything to live in a generation that kept moral purity as the social norm.

can you imagine what that would have been like?

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Male 47
Jeez, I remember singing this when I was 5-6 years old (I`m 30 now) in infant school.

Back then were sweet and innocent times

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Male 24
omg O.o
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Male 106
wasn`t this a lords of acid track?
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Male 310
First, Boom. Second. Also, very disturbed. Red Dragons.
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Male 20,899
Link: Most Inappropriate Children`s Song Written [Pic] [Rate Link] - This has got to be the worst song ever written for nursery school-aged kids. It would be great for a rapper though.
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