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Date: 10/14/09 01:04 PM

69 Responses to Most Inappropriate Children`s Song Written [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Link: Most Inappropriate Children`s Song Written - This has got to be the worst song ever written for nursery school-aged kids. It would be great for a rapper though.
  2. Profile photo of DertMerchant
    DertMerchant Male 18-29
    310 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    First, Boom. Second. Also, very disturbed. Red Dragons.
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    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm
    wasn`t this a lords of acid track?
  4. Profile photo of blackzach
    blackzach Male 13-17
    24 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    omg O.o
  5. Profile photo of ukfra
    ukfra Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Jeez, I remember singing this when I was 5-6 years old (I`m 30 now) in infant school.

    Back then were sweet and innocent times

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    i would do anything to live in a generation that kept moral purity as the social norm.

    can you imagine what that would have been like?

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    your0mom Male 13-17
    374 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    i saw that in an old `58 kids rhymes book from a library
  8. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    lol...this just shows how freaking perverted people are today...xD
  9. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    ...whats the problem? so the kid loves the cat (?)
  10. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
    195 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I remember singing this too... and playing it on the damned recorder... I love little pussy her coat is so warm. LOL I feel violated.
  11. Profile photo of WagglyBeef
    WagglyBeef Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Tweety used to sing part of this about sylvester he`ll do me no harm part!!!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3282 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    DertMerchant: How can you possibly have 132 posts, and not know that FIRST posts get you banned?
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7463 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    why you so perverted i-a-b
  14. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    LOL! Really ?!
  15. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    no homo
  16. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Lmao.
  17. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    So, kittens are calle pussies, and some men are named Dick. What`s the big deal.
    no homo
  18. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
    86 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    I am bored is such a perverted site.
  19. Profile photo of betzy809
    betzy809 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:04 pm
    i have that nursery rhyme in my nursery rhyme book ...it was about time some one posted it :P
  20. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    Lmao!
  21. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
    Amusing last line to the lyrics.

    I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
    And if I don`t hurt her, she`ll do me no harm.
    I`ll sit by the fire and give her some food,
    And pussy will love me because I am good.

  22. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    lol nice
  23. Profile photo of SlasherCount
    SlasherCount Male 13-17
    22 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm
    Yeah, that was certainly no coincidence...
  24. Profile photo of sockman32
    sockman32 Female 18-29
    17 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    I remember when things like this weren`t dirty. Good times...
  25. Profile photo of crazyjelly
    crazyjelly Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:09 pm
    lol
  26. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Just think of what the girls version sounds like..

    O Mai.

  27. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    they gotta learn sometime
  28. Profile photo of NoArms5534
    NoArms5534 Male 18-29
    196 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:36 pm
    Wouldn`t it be awesome if the world wasn`t full of people who`s humor didn`t go past high school?
  29. Profile photo of The_Demon
    The_Demon Male 18-29
    45 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    "Children and pussycats are still natural companions"

    lol

  30. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    LMFAO.
  31. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    " i love little pussy her coat is so warm" WHAT THE F WERE THEY THINKING?!!
  32. Profile photo of zaroyz
    zaroyz Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm
    why is a little kids song in 6/8???
  33. Profile photo of Raccoon
    Raccoon Female 18-29
    340 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    Zaroyz, it`s a waltz. Not all waltzes are in 3/4. In fact, 6/8 is easier for children to pick up on.

    My mum has that book, the Reader`s Digest Children`s Favourite Songbook. There are some very interesting ones in there.

  34. Profile photo of SammyCyanide
    SammyCyanide Female 18-29
    427 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw.
  35. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
    374 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:55 pm
    ah, okay i wasnt alone when i was a child.
    i dont feel so bad about my childhood now.
  36. Profile photo of omgwtfcj
    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    I`m more a fan of 12/16, or 24/32. The latter being the easier to count with, when dancing the waltz. *sigh*
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    ammit13fma Male 18-29
    276 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:02 pm
    SammyCyanide
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    281 Posts Wednesday, October 14, 2009 7:54:20 PM
    6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw.
    --------------------------------------------------
    nto really a fourth note is held for 2 beats in 6/8 were it only coutns for one beat in 3/4 so the numbering and pattern is different. sorry musical tab (looking for the right word) and detailed labeling of them is kinda a picky topic with me sorry
  38. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    XD
  39. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm
    MAN! THEY KNOW MY SONG!
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    AAAAH TOO MANY MUSIC NERDS.
  41. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
    Okay music nerds, here`s a mission.

    Play that song for us.

  42. Profile photo of cynicalli
    cynicalli Female 30-39
    163 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm
    LMAO my Mom has that songbook!!!
  43. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Isn`t this Pedobear`s theme song?
  44. Profile photo of Zerro
    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:29 am
    OMG We have that songbook in our house too I think! It`s like part of a collection of Readers`s Digest piano books or something.
  45. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:33 am
    "6/8 and 3/4 are the same thing. Music theory ftw"

    ...uhm, isn`t that simply math?

  46. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 2:15 am
    6/8 and 3/4 arent the same, in 6/8th the 8th note is one "beat" and there are six of em while 3/4 a 4th is one beat
  47. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 2:17 am
    math is music is math.
  48. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2239 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 2:20 am
    I hear you Razor, life boils down to maths.
  49. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 3:36 am
    Well do be fair pussy did mean cat before it started meaning a (())
  50. Profile photo of clariebear27
    clariebear27 Female 13-17
    10 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 3:37 am
    the real difference between 6/8 and 3/4 is that 6/8 is made up of two dotted crotchet pulses, while 3/4 is made up of 3 crotchet pulses
    so the quavers in 6\8 are grouped into 3, and the quavers in 3/4 are grouped into 2
  51. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 4:14 am
    Sheesh people...grow up. It was written in 1830, at a time when pussy meant cat. I still sing it to my kids as it is intended.
  52. Profile photo of RossiNL
    RossiNL Male 13-17
    64 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 5:43 am
    haha, her coat is warm xD
  53. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 7:34 am
    I used to have that exact song book!
  54. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 8:17 am
    who doesnt?
  55. Profile photo of paratwiball
    paratwiball Female 18-29
    22 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    samsquanch you just made yourself older than you say ps wtf are you doing on here??
  56. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 12:40 pm
    little pussy and i very gently will play
  57. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    Ahhh... the beauty of doing first and thinking later. And if I ever become a kindergarten teacher, this will be the song du jour. Every day.
  58. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    from the pedobear nursery rimes collection
  59. Profile photo of flipNhigh
    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    I don`t know...The Obama worship song, you know...Jesus Loves Me but with the new Obama lyrics that they are making children learn in 1st-3rd grade could give this song a run for its money.
  60. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    oh i know that song! I used to have to learn it when I started piano lol There is also this gem I found in an ooooold encyclopedia set we got given when I was little:

    Poor Pussy: Poor Pussy is an old party game played by children and adults often in Drama classes or at parties. As it is described: This game makes everybody laugh. Have the guests sit around the room. Choose one person to be the pussy. Pussy must go over to a guest and meow three times. The guest must pet pussy`s head three times and say "Poor pussy, poor pussy, poor pussy," without laughing. The pussy should do his best to make the guest laugh. He can make funny meows and walk around like a cat. The pussy goes from one guest to another until someone laughs. The first one to laugh becomes the new pussy. (game rules)

  61. Profile photo of VINSON
    VINSON Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    I remember i was at my grandmas one time and there was a poem or a song called queer pussies
  62. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    Anyone else notice the last line? "Little pussy and I will very gently play."

    One word: O_o

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    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Edgarska19
    Male, 18-29, Western US
    27 Posts Thursday, October 15, 2009 4:19:58 PM
    from the pedobear nursery rimes collection lol your right
  64. Profile photo of anomander
    anomander Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 10:22 am
    lol .....
  65. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD
  66. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "Only perverted minds will laugh at this xD"
    aptly attributed.
  67. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 1:26 am
    somebody out there likes me
  68. Profile photo of tom-brady12
    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    indeed

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