Most Disappointing Fortune Cookie Ever Opened [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

Since when did fortune cookies get so preachy?
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Female 301
I recently received the most depressing fortune cookie: Enjoy your own company, if you don`t, who will?
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Male 332
ive had two funny fortune cookies that ive remembered:

Brush your teeth or you will lose them

and

Promote literacy! Buy a box of fortune cookies today!

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Male 8
Worst thing to find in a fortune cookie- "that wasnt chicken"
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Male 1,485
wow, that has deep meaning to it
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Male 1,452
id like this fortune
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Female 3
My favorite fortune:

"It tastes sweet."

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Male 150
LMAO SUPER NOOB
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Male 270
Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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Male 4,680
Does anyone remember when fortune cookies actually had fortunes in them?
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Male 152
Who eats fortune cookies anyway?
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Male 172
Good Lord! Those Asians know everything... oh wait...
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Male 158
HOLY poo! I GOT THAT SAME FORTUNE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!! NO LIE
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Female 3,828
lol very preachy cookie
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Male 736
I like this one. It`s true. Rejoice, and stop using the handicap spot (unless, of course...)
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Female 94
My dad got a fortune cookie that said, "Help, I`m stuck in a fortune cookie factory."
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Male 48
haha
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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 914
HA!
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Male 15,510
"You are about to finish reading a fortune cookie"
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Male 276
I once got a fortune cookie that said "Ask Your Mom" i believe its still on my mom`s monitor
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Female 1,593
"I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll`d video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened."

Did you try the fortune cookie recipe on the Sanrio`s website? Hello Kitty makes KICK ASS fortune cookies.

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Male 1,406
It does make a good point on blind nationalism, which is applicable at any point in time in any country.
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Female 1,386
That`s it. Table confetti time. *shred shred shred sprinkle*
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Male 2,486
"In all fairness, it is true...
I wouldn`t park illegally, and I don`t expect to not get caught if I do. Isn`t that how life is meant to work?
Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught. "

Too true, "WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80!?!?"

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Male 25,416
I like pie!
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Female 288
I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll`d video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened.
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Male 2,049
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
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Female 434
Holy crap!
I got that one!
That isn`t the stupidest one I`ve gotten, either.
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Male 1,270
In all fairness, it is true...

I wouldn`t park illegally, and I don`t expect to not get caught if I do.

Isn`t that how life is meant to work?
Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught.

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Male 1,045
a real patriot would rip the parking ticket to shreds, and then criticize the system when a new healthcare program is approved.
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Male 1,381
yeah, fortune cookies actually started in california. magical huh? :-)
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Female 1,077
not a surprise, as fortune cookies are american. give a fortune cookie to a chinese person and they`ll bite into it without realizing there`s a piece of paper inside.
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Male 795
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket, flies into an uncontrollable rage, goes down to the parking authority, pours jellied gasoline allover the little f**ktard meter maid interceptors and has a giant bonfire.
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Female 751
wow... LAAAAME! I would ask for a refund. lol
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Male 2,552
>kilroy
So true.
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Female 90
Once, I got a cookie that said "Are your legs tired? Because you`ve been running through my mind all day" .. A little creppy i thought maybe the waiter was a stalker or something.. I swear its true!
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Male 562
I opened a Fortune cookie not so long ago, it said "中國人民將統治世界"....i was disapointed seeing as i dont speak chinese.
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Male 3,425
Hahahahaha! Imma quote dat sh*t!
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Male 16
I was at a buffet the other day. I opened up my fortune cookie, and what do you know. "Get a take out. You will soon be hungry"
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Male 496
Rule of Life # 2406: The system will always work efficiently when it comes to collecting money for the system.
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Male 496
Go system!
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Male 21
... in bed
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Male 1,929
... and doesn`t question the fact that he got it even though he was parked on his own driveway.
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Female 1,697
Since when fortune cookies talk about the system? Back in the days, they were more about the spirit and sould, oh well...
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Male 2,688
LMAO madest... TOO TRUE
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Male 806
first of all ive never seen a fortune cookie fortune with that much writing on it, they usually have about 5 words not 17. second what kind of patriot is that? someone actually rejoicing over a parking ticket
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Male 1,256
This is a screenshot from the upcoming silver screen adaption of George Orwell`s "1984".
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Male 7,834
im getting chinese later, i better not get a bullsh*t fortrune like this
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Male 7,378
A real patriot is the fellow that puts that ticket on the car behind him.
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Male 5,094
Well, it`s true.
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Male 430
... in bed.
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Male 20,917
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