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Date: 10/21/09 10:00 AM

52 Responses to Most Disappointing Fortune Cookie Ever Opened [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Peveo4589
    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:18 am
    ... in bed.
  2. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:24 am
    Well, it`s true.
  3. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:25 am
    A real patriot is the fellow that puts that ticket on the car behind him.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:25 am
    im getting chinese later, i better not get a bullsh*t fortrune like this
  5. Profile photo of Skabashas
    Skabashas Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:37 am
    This is a screenshot from the upcoming silver screen adaption of George Orwell`s "1984".
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:50 am
    first of all ive never seen a fortune cookie fortune with that much writing on it, they usually have about 5 words not 17. second what kind of patriot is that? someone actually rejoicing over a parking ticket
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:50 am
    LMAO madest... TOO TRUE
  8. Profile photo of natakalt
    natakalt Female 18-29
    1697 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Since when fortune cookies talk about the system? Back in the days, they were more about the spirit and sould, oh well...
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:06 am
    ... and doesn`t question the fact that he got it even though he was parked on his own driveway.
  10. Profile photo of FilipinoHeat
    FilipinoHeat Male 13-17
    21 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:13 am
    ... in bed
  11. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Go system!
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Rule of Life # 2406: The system will always work efficiently when it comes to collecting money for the system.
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    Caddylack Male 13-17
    16 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:33 am
    I was at a buffet the other day. I opened up my fortune cookie, and what do you know. "Get a take out. You will soon be hungry"
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Hahahahaha! Imma quote dat sh*t!
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    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    I opened a Fortune cookie not so long ago, it said "中國人民將統治世界"....i was disapointed seeing as i dont speak chinese.
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    kimberz00 Female 18-29
    90 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    Once, I got a cookie that said "Are your legs tired? Because you`ve been running through my mind all day" .. A little creppy i thought maybe the waiter was a stalker or something.. I swear its true!
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    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    >kilroy
    So true.
  18. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    wow... LAAAAME! I would ask for a refund. lol
  19. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:30 pm
    A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket, flies into an uncontrollable rage, goes down to the parking authority, pours jellied gasoline allover the little f**ktard meter maid interceptors and has a giant bonfire.
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:55 pm
    not a surprise, as fortune cookies are american. give a fortune cookie to a chinese person and they`ll bite into it without realizing there`s a piece of paper inside.
  21. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    yeah, fortune cookies actually started in california. magical huh? :-)
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    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:14 pm
    a real patriot would rip the parking ticket to shreds, and then criticize the system when a new healthcare program is approved.
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    ConverseUK Male 18-29
    1270 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:26 pm
    In all fairness, it is true...

    I wouldn`t park illegally, and I don`t expect to not get caught if I do.

    Isn`t that how life is meant to work?
    Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught.

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    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    Holy crap!
    I got that one!
    That isn`t the stupidest one I`ve gotten, either.
  25. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU
  26. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
    I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll`d video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:37 pm
    I like pie!
  28. Profile photo of RyanF701
    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:59 pm
    "In all fairness, it is true...
    I wouldn`t park illegally, and I don`t expect to not get caught if I do. Isn`t that how life is meant to work?
    Instead, some people just ignore rules, and then blame someone else when they get caught. "

    Too true, "WHY DID YOU STOP AT A RED LIGHT AND LET ME HIT YOU DOING 80!?!?"

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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    That`s it. Table confetti time. *shred shred shred sprinkle*
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    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1408 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    It does make a good point on blind nationalism, which is applicable at any point in time in any country.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    "I tried to make fortune cookies that said "you just lost the game", "There is no antidote", and the url for the Rickroll`d video, but the cookies came out like little pancakes, and never hardened."

    Did you try the fortune cookie recipe on the Sanrio`s website? Hello Kitty makes KICK ASS fortune cookies.

  32. Profile photo of Dradan659
    Dradan659 Male 13-17
    276 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I once got a fortune cookie that said "Ask Your Mom" i believe its still on my mom`s monitor
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:22 pm
    "You are about to finish reading a fortune cookie"
  34. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:51 pm
    HA!
  35. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    :P
  36. Profile photo of MarksTheMan
    MarksTheMan Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    haha
  37. Profile photo of musicofnight
    musicofnight Female 30-39
    94 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:33 pm
    My dad got a fortune cookie that said, "Help, I`m stuck in a fortune cookie factory."
  38. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    I like this one. It`s true. Rejoice, and stop using the handicap spot (unless, of course...)
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    lol very preachy cookie
  40. Profile photo of pinkflyd25
    pinkflyd25 Male 18-29
    158 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:39 pm
    HOLY poo! I GOT THAT SAME FORTUNE TWO WEEKS AGO!!!!!! NO LIE
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 2:53 am
    Good Lord! Those Asians know everything... oh wait...
  42. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 3:35 am
    Who eats fortune cookies anyway?
  43. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Does anyone remember when fortune cookies actually had fortunes in them?
  44. Profile photo of SuperN00B
    SuperN00B Male 30-39
    270 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    Confucius Say: Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
  45. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 5:07 pm
    LMAO SUPER NOOB
  46. Profile photo of Lillei
    Lillei Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 9:29 pm
    My favorite fortune:

    "It tastes sweet."

  47. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 10:08 pm
    id like this fortune
  48. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 8:18 am
    wow, that has deep meaning to it
  49. Profile photo of plague39
    plague39 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 8:22 am
    Worst thing to find in a fortune cookie- "that wasnt chicken"
  50. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 6:39 pm
    ive had two funny fortune cookies that ive remembered:

    Brush your teeth or you will lose them

    and

    Promote literacy! Buy a box of fortune cookies today!

  51. Profile photo of PlatinumKate
    PlatinumKate Female 18-29
    301 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 8:05 am
    I recently received the most depressing fortune cookie: Enjoy your own company, if you don`t, who will?

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