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Date: 10/01/09 06:02 AM

110 Responses to Most Confusing `Do Not Do` Sign Ever Made [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:53 am
    Link: Most Confusing `Do Not Do` Sign Ever Made - OK, OK, just tell us what the sign means and we`ll stop doing it!
  2. Profile photo of nikkuchan
    nikkuchan Male 18-29
    144 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:55 am
    stop masturbating against your segway?
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:00 am
    i dont think i could do that if i tried
  4. Profile photo of cielrouge
    cielrouge Female 18-29
    119 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:00 am
    do not look backwards while running on a uni scooter.

    dont frolic gayly near the train switch...

    do not deny the ground wiener its pleasures. XD

  5. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:01 am
    Do not take a golf swing while standing on a skateboard?
  6. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:02 am
    Um... do not pole dance on the lever thing?
  7. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:06 am
    its no scooters allowed
  8. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Um...don`t ride badly made one wheeled scooters while making your head fly off?

    No dancing?

    I have no idea.

  9. Profile photo of KingCotton
    KingCotton Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Don`t ride scooters with one wheel? o.O
  10. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:08 am
    Do Not Lose Your Head While Riding Sideways On Your Hoverboard.
  11. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Don`t .... Don`t... Hey, just Don`t do this.
  12. Profile photo of girlHenry
    girlHenry Female 30-39
    1 post
    October 1, 2009 at 7:19 am
    It`s no boners while you sodomize yourself on the shopping carts.
  13. Profile photo of number43
    number43 Male 70 & Over
    759 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:24 am
    Do not break dance on rail carts while going over speed bumps. obvious really.
  14. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:39 am
    I can see why you`re confused, the picture is upside down, duhhhh....
  15. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Do not dance while your head is falling while riding a no-wheel dildo scooter over a tennis ball
  16. Profile photo of RunForestRun
    RunForestRun Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 1, 2009 at 7:49 am
    It`s HALT!!! HAMMERZEIT sign :)
  17. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:17 am
    no break dancing on scooters

    its quite simple really
    got a big problem with it at the local skate park

  18. Profile photo of supersize
    supersize Male 18-29
    65 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:26 am
    cielrouge:

    do not look backwards while running on a uni scooter.

    dont frolic gayly near the train switch...

    do not deny the ground wiener its pleasures. XD)

    funniest comment ever, everrrrrrrrr

  19. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:26 am
    is this a Rorschach test?? because i really have NO idea what that means.
  20. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:35 am
    I`ve got it! It`s -
    Oh wait, no.
  21. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:39 am
    LMAO those comments were hilarious. I wish I was funny xP
  22. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:56 am
    "No Scooters" or your head and wheels fall off!
  23. Profile photo of mattj19
    mattj19 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Everyone was half right.. Its obviously don`t attempt to remove your head then kick it back onto your shoulders from behind you, while riding a rail cart over a tennis ball.
  24. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:57 am
    Giants with canes on the see-saw will be shot.
  25. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:11 am
    do not look behind you while standing on a platform that is balanced on a ball or your pole will bend....whew
  26. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13600 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:12 am
    No riding a uni scooter whilst off your head
  27. Profile photo of Asakura
    Asakura Female 18-29
    236 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:15 am
    tell me its a misprint?
  28. Profile photo of xcaitiebabie
    xcaitiebabie Female 18-29
    96 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:16 am
    it means penis.
  29. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
    1256 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:40 am
    Do not F with the space-time continuum. And you did not adhere to the sign, Marty McFly. Good job you douche.
  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:57 am
    Don`t stand on one foot whilst paddling a wooden plank with a bent oar if you have a head only half attached to your body. Isn`t it obvious?
  31. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:00 am
    Don`t remove the wheels from a scooter, balance it on a ball, stand on it weird and look back over your shoulder.
  32. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:05 am
    Do not get decapitated while riding a de-wheeled scooter. Duh.
  33. Profile photo of DixieJJP
    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:55 am
    wtf
  34. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:18 am
    Do not stomp on weird Korean smilies while orbiting your own disembodied head.
  35. Profile photo of chrisfalcon
    chrisfalcon Male 18-29
    169 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:24 am
    Do not orgasm whilst riding your segway through an undetermined space?
  36. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:42 am
    I.... I need an adult!
  37. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Do not attempt spinning around a baseball bat whilst on a teeter-totter?
  38. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Watch out for lazer beams whilst on the travelator
  39. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm
    errrr do not ride on a scooter I think
  40. Profile photo of Aniqa
    Aniqa Female 13-17
    241 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    No dancing on treadmills?
  41. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:16 pm
    It looks like it`s some sort of "Do not ride this piece of equipment like a skateboard" sign.
  42. Profile photo of send55
    send55 Male 13-17
    318 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    dont look down
  43. Profile photo of xxamsey
    xxamsey Female 18-29
    858 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    Do not trip balls while you`re on a scooter?
  44. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:23 pm
    do not get decapitated while impaling yourself on a platform
  45. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:33 pm
    People will just be so confused by the sign that they`ll stand there staring at it and do nothing at all. Well played, "Do not do" sign makers.
  46. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:53 pm
    do not let a chunk of your body with a larger than usual arm fall off while riding a one wheeled skateboard or do not let your decapitated kid run to you while on a skateboard
  47. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    looks more like a "how not to" operate this equipment like when you are in the gym and they have little signs to tell you how to use the machine
  48. Profile photo of SpoonFork
    SpoonFork Male 30-39
    1265 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    It looks like it was printed in 3 parts. The scooter and head. Then the body and scooter wheels, but to the right of where it should be. Last, the red cross. The front scooter wheel is behind the red cross-out part.

    No riding scooters at wherever this is.

  49. Profile photo of theburford
    theburford Male 13-17
    117 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    lol @ ElDavo
  50. Profile photo of hydro99
    hydro99 Male 30-39
    104 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    I think it means "no riding the office chairs around the office". It looks like a guy riding on an office chair with his arm up and legs sticking out.
  51. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    do not... just don`t... this isn`t a sign telling you to not do something, it`s a sign showing what happens if you were to do something. what you`re not supposed to do though, will forever be lost in the annals of time... or whatever...
  52. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1263 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    I don`t have a clue what the sign means but this picture has solicited some of the very best posts on IAB ever!! All you peoples are LOL funny!! Good jobs!
  53. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:04 pm
    No dancing like Lady Ga Ga
  54. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Please do not remove your head or impail your leg on a spike.
  55. Profile photo of LunerFox
    LunerFox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Tisjokar beat me to it XD
  56. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    If the wheels and handlebar column of your Razor scooter fall off, STOP RIDING!!
  57. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm
    :O
  58. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    "No dancing like Lady Ga Ga"

    xD

  59. Profile photo of OrionDaniel
    OrionDaniel Male 30-39
    33 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    Don`t play Dance Dance Revolution or one of your balls will fall off?

    Don`t dry hump the office chair?

    Don`t practice ballet near the giant floor dildo?

  60. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:00 pm
    I don`t get the confusion here, it clearly means "Don`t act a menace in South Central while drinking your juice in the hood"
  61. Profile photo of CheeseMan1
    CheeseMan1 Male 18-29
    1409 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    No getting decapitated.
  62. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:36 pm
    um no playing with a broken Razor scooter with only 1 wheel mounted directly in the center?
  63. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    What`s confusing about it? "Do not remove wheels from your wheelie chair, balance it on one wheel, stand on the frame and lean back on the chair while looking over your shoulder and holding a pizza". Perfectly normal everyday sign I see in every office.
  64. Profile photo of comp_wizard
    comp_wizard Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Do not run past the giant video-game-style lever?
  65. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    duh, its a "Don`t operate the lever if you`re a contortionist" sign.
  66. Profile photo of Screamer23
    Screamer23 Female 18-29
    27 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    Do not center all elements vertically in your "do not razor skate" illustrator file before hitting print.
  67. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    "What`s confusing about it? "Do not remove wheels from your wheelie chair, balance it on one wheel, stand on the frame and lean back on the chair while looking over your shoulder and holding a pizza". Perfectly normal everyday sign I see in every office."

    Exactly Lionhart. This is a common sign in Canada.

  68. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    Do not balance on the plastic balance log if you are about to be decapitated and own a broom
  69. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
    Don`t ride a one-wheeled scooter with a handle in the middle like a nancy boy.
  70. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    ...?
  71. Profile photo of cman7721
    cman7721 Male 18-29
    618 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:26 pm
    screamer23 ftw
  72. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm
    Do not recline and examine your penis whilst buggering yourself with an atari joystick balanced on a marble if your knees bend the wrong way.
  73. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    Do not become decapitated while running on a one-wheeled treadmill with 4-foot dildos coming out of the track.

    Seriously, guys, what`s the big deal? These are all over my YMCA.

  74. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    This is a warning for T-rex/human hybrids. The sign means "If you step on a trap, do not look over your shoulder to see the spike that has shot up through the base of your tail." You might faint, you see, which would make the situation worse.
  75. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm
    I`m printing this out and placing it all over work. We have a very large problem with people doing this very activity.
  76. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    I think it says, "Do Not Ride Scooters One-Legged While Looking Backwards.
  77. Profile photo of yudontn0me
    yudontn0me Male 18-29
    845 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    its obviously. "do not impale your upper thigh on the hovercraft"
  78. Profile photo of Audrizz
    Audrizz Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    No pole dancing on a teeter-totter/see-saw.
  79. Profile photo of girlsn0tgrey
    girlsn0tgrey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    Do not get decapitated while riding on a one wheeled scooter with one leg awkwardly sticking out.
  80. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 9:26 pm
    I hate it when people do this...!
  81. Profile photo of mmp2064
    mmp2064 Male 40-49
    27 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 10:42 pm
    No ice skating in the engine room.
  82. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:14 pm
    Dont sodomize yourself with something taller than your bum?
  83. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
    > mmp2064
    > No ice skating in the engine room.

    Literal LOL. I can see you`re gonna fit in around here just fiiiine.

  84. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:28 am
    Does anyone have ANY IDEA AT ALL what its REAL meaning is??
  85. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:18 am
    no stripping on small poles while a ball is on the floor.
  86. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:23 am
    ...no...scooters?
  87. Profile photo of MrBob
    MrBob Male 13-17
    45 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:21 am
    dont be a random jumble of shapes...? or maybe dont run made by an abstract artist...
  88. Profile photo of Unseeable
    Unseeable Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:49 am
    Please don`t wryyy in the hallways.
  89. Profile photo of saintnickxii
    saintnickxii Male 18-29
    127 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:51 am
    No using homemade sedgeways made from your old razor scooter... you know you had one.
  90. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:01 am
    It`s SEGWAY, not sedgeway. A lot of people say it wrong despite it being derived from an actual word. Segway is the name of the product and of the company that makes it, so misspelling it is a double offense to what you`re trying to say. It`s like saying Lego wrong.

    Derived from the word Segue, pronounced "Seg-goo-eh".

  91. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:32 am
    simple, don`t drive a scooter looking backwards
  92. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:51 am
    No scootering while your balancing your scooter on a log and your head is falling off? Alright, sign! I`ll keep my head in place this time!
  93. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
    2122 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:03 am
    no camp scootering
  94. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:47 am
    Batmanners, actually "segue" is pronounced "seg-way". Stop adding "eh" to things just because you`re Canadian.
  95. Profile photo of crucifyed4us
    crucifyed4us Male 18-29
    63 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:21 am
    It`s quite simple really.
    "No teetering your Razr Scooter on balls whilst being impaled through the leg, ESPECIALLY if your head trails behind you"

    Deductive reasoning people, gah! Get some.

  96. Profile photo of mlr1021
    mlr1021 Female 18-29
    121 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
    Easy... wait... I got nothin`
  97. Profile photo of chimion
    chimion Male 18-29
    91 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    DO NOT HUMP ON THE SCOOTER
  98. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    I know what it is "No anal penitration a weird board thing while balancing on a pole" Seems quite simple actually.......lolz
  99. Profile photo of urstupid
    urstupid Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    DO NOT POOP ON THE CHAIRS
  100. Profile photo of fuzzdemon
    fuzzdemon Male 13-17
    4 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    it means dont dance on a uni-scooter while trying to lick you ass
  101. Profile photo of Iheartpears
    Iheartpears Female 18-29
    26 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Do not flip the railroad track switch.
  102. Profile photo of sariel
    sariel Male 18-29
    80 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    DO NOT BECOME BEHEADED
  103. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:36 am
    "Please don`t wryyy in the hallways."

    I lol`ed.

  104. Profile photo of roadierich
    roadierich Male 18-29
    1 post
    October 3, 2009 at 1:41 am
    Sorry to spoil the fun, but it actually means "No scooters when horizontal alignment is set to `centre`".
  105. Profile photo of truckintim87
    truckintim87 Male 50-59
    46 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:48 am
    No farting while riding on scooter
  106. Profile photo of Narikotsu
    Narikotsu Female 13-17
    164 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:47 am
    Golfing may cause cranial damage?
  107. Profile photo of SpikedKanine
    SpikedKanine Female 13-17
    8 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Dont run with a crowbar in your leg? o_o
  108. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:35 am
    scooter MAY go up butt?
  109. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:59 pm
    Do not stampede men with curly feet and erections
  110. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 2:59 am
    always keep two feet on the scooter at all times unless you want your head to fly off due to insane lack of well being

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