Most Confusing `Do Not Do` Sign Ever Made [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

OK, OK, just tell us what the sign means and we"ll stop doing it!
There are 110 comments:
Male 703
always keep two feet on the scooter at all times unless you want your head to fly off due to insane lack of well being
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Male 143
Do not stampede men with curly feet and erections
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Male 485
scooter MAY go up butt?
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Female 8
Dont run with a crowbar in your leg? o_o
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Female 164
Golfing may cause cranial damage?
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Male 46
No farting while riding on scooter
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Male 1
Sorry to spoil the fun, but it actually means "No scooters when horizontal alignment is set to `centre`".
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Male 322
"Please don`t wryyy in the hallways."

I lol`ed.

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Male 80
DO NOT BECOME BEHEADED
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Female 26
Do not flip the railroad track switch.
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Male 4
it means dont dance on a uni-scooter while trying to lick you ass
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Male 47
DO NOT POOP ON THE CHAIRS
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Male 562
I know what it is "No anal penitration a weird board thing while balancing on a pole" Seems quite simple actually.......lolz
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Male 91
DO NOT HUMP ON THE SCOOTER
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Female 121
Easy... wait... I got nothin`
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Male 63
It`s quite simple really.
"No teetering your Razr Scooter on balls whilst being impaled through the leg, ESPECIALLY if your head trails behind you"

Deductive reasoning people, gah! Get some.

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Male 1,451
Batmanners, actually "segue" is pronounced "seg-way". Stop adding "eh" to things just because you`re Canadian.
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Male 2,121
no camp scootering
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Female 986
No scootering while your balancing your scooter on a log and your head is falling off? Alright, sign! I`ll keep my head in place this time!
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Male 1,360
simple, don`t drive a scooter looking backwards
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Male 4,004
It`s SEGWAY, not sedgeway. A lot of people say it wrong despite it being derived from an actual word. Segway is the name of the product and of the company that makes it, so misspelling it is a double offense to what you`re trying to say. It`s like saying Lego wrong.

Derived from the word Segue, pronounced "Seg-goo-eh".

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Male 127
No using homemade sedgeways made from your old razor scooter... you know you had one.
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Male 3
Please don`t wryyy in the hallways.
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Male 45
dont be a random jumble of shapes...? or maybe dont run made by an abstract artist...
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Male 9,305
...no...scooters?
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Male 1,093
no stripping on small poles while a ball is on the floor.
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Male 8,302
Does anyone have ANY IDEA AT ALL what its REAL meaning is??
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Male 8,302
> mmp2064
> No ice skating in the engine room.

Literal LOL. I can see you`re gonna fit in around here just fiiiine.

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Male 480
Dont sodomize yourself with something taller than your bum?
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Male 27
No ice skating in the engine room.
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Female 253
I hate it when people do this...!
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Male 95
Do not get decapitated while riding on a one wheeled scooter with one leg awkwardly sticking out.
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Female 10
No pole dancing on a teeter-totter/see-saw.
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Male 845
its obviously. "do not impale your upper thigh on the hovercraft"
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Male 3,755
I think it says, "Do Not Ride Scooters One-Legged While Looking Backwards.
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Male 2,582
I`m printing this out and placing it all over work. We have a very large problem with people doing this very activity.
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Male 12,365
This is a warning for T-rex/human hybrids. The sign means "If you step on a trap, do not look over your shoulder to see the spike that has shot up through the base of your tail." You might faint, you see, which would make the situation worse.
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Male 152
Do not become decapitated while running on a one-wheeled treadmill with 4-foot dildos coming out of the track.

Seriously, guys, what`s the big deal? These are all over my YMCA.

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Male 1,108
Do not recline and examine your penis whilst buggering yourself with an atari joystick balanced on a marble if your knees bend the wrong way.
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Male 617
screamer23 ftw
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Female 9,557
...?
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Female 850
Don`t ride a one-wheeled scooter with a handle in the middle like a nancy boy.
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Male 672
Do not balance on the plastic balance log if you are about to be decapitated and own a broom
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Male 1,164
"What`s confusing about it? "Do not remove wheels from your wheelie chair, balance it on one wheel, stand on the frame and lean back on the chair while looking over your shoulder and holding a pizza". Perfectly normal everyday sign I see in every office."

Exactly Lionhart. This is a common sign in Canada.

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Female 27
Do not center all elements vertically in your "do not razor skate" illustrator file before hitting print.
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Male 2,395
duh, its a "Don`t operate the lever if you`re a contortionist" sign.
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Male 194
Do not run past the giant video-game-style lever?
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Male 8,302
What`s confusing about it? "Do not remove wheels from your wheelie chair, balance it on one wheel, stand on the frame and lean back on the chair while looking over your shoulder and holding a pizza". Perfectly normal everyday sign I see in every office.
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Male 1,584
um no playing with a broken Razor scooter with only 1 wheel mounted directly in the center?
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Male 1,406
No getting decapitated.
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Male 1,678
I don`t get the confusion here, it clearly means "Don`t act a menace in South Central while drinking your juice in the hood"
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Male 33
Don`t play Dance Dance Revolution or one of your balls will fall off?

Don`t dry hump the office chair?

Don`t practice ballet near the giant floor dildo?

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Female 4,197
"No dancing like Lady Ga Ga"

xD

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Female 5,222
:O
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Male 1,002
If the wheels and handlebar column of your Razor scooter fall off, STOP RIDING!!
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Female 36
Tisjokar beat me to it XD
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Male 422
Please do not remove your head or impail your leg on a spike.
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Male 985
No dancing like Lady Ga Ga
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Female 1,260
I don`t have a clue what the sign means but this picture has solicited some of the very best posts on IAB ever!! All you peoples are LOL funny!! Good jobs!
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Male 769
do not... just don`t... this isn`t a sign telling you to not do something, it`s a sign showing what happens if you were to do something. what you`re not supposed to do though, will forever be lost in the annals of time... or whatever...
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Male 104
I think it means "no riding the office chairs around the office". It looks like a guy riding on an office chair with his arm up and legs sticking out.
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Male 117
lol @ ElDavo
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Male 1,265
It looks like it was printed in 3 parts. The scooter and head. Then the body and scooter wheels, but to the right of where it should be. Last, the red cross. The front scooter wheel is behind the red cross-out part.

No riding scooters at wherever this is.

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Female 414
looks more like a "how not to" operate this equipment like when you are in the gym and they have little signs to tell you how to use the machine
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Male 807
do not let a chunk of your body with a larger than usual arm fall off while riding a one wheeled skateboard or do not let your decapitated kid run to you while on a skateboard
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Male 2,148
People will just be so confused by the sign that they`ll stand there staring at it and do nothing at all. Well played, "Do not do" sign makers.
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Male 120
do not get decapitated while impaling yourself on a platform
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Female 857
Do not trip balls while you`re on a scooter?
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Male 318
dont look down
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Male 2,690
It looks like it`s some sort of "Do not ride this piece of equipment like a skateboard" sign.
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Female 241
No dancing on treadmills?
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Male 144
errrr do not ride on a scooter I think
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Male 413
Watch out for lazer beams whilst on the travelator
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Male 842
Do not attempt spinning around a baseball bat whilst on a teeter-totter?
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Female 538
I.... I need an adult!
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Male 169
Do not orgasm whilst riding your segway through an undetermined space?
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Male 101
Do not stomp on weird Korean smilies while orbiting your own disembodied head.
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Female 47
wtf
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Female 459
Do not get decapitated while riding a de-wheeled scooter. Duh.
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Male 5,194
Don`t remove the wheels from a scooter, balance it on a ball, stand on it weird and look back over your shoulder.
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Male 3,425
Don`t stand on one foot whilst paddling a wooden plank with a bent oar if you have a head only half attached to your body. Isn`t it obvious?
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Male 1,254
Do not F with the space-time continuum. And you did not adhere to the sign, Marty McFly. Good job you douche.
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Female 96
it means penis.
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Female 236
tell me its a misprint?
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Male 13,630
No riding a uni scooter whilst off your head
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Female 2,509
do not look behind you while standing on a platform that is balanced on a ball or your pole will bend....whew
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Male 1,220
Giants with canes on the see-saw will be shot.
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Male 26
Everyone was half right.. Its obviously don`t attempt to remove your head then kick it back onto your shoulders from behind you, while riding a rail cart over a tennis ball.
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Male 114
"No Scooters" or your head and wheels fall off!
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Female 931
LMAO those comments were hilarious. I wish I was funny xP
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Male 4,290
I`ve got it! It`s -
Oh wait, no.
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Male 1,381
is this a Rorschach test?? because i really have NO idea what that means.
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Male 65
cielrouge:

do not look backwards while running on a uni scooter.

dont frolic gayly near the train switch...

do not deny the ground wiener its pleasures. XD)

funniest comment ever, everrrrrrrrr

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Female 1,890
no break dancing on scooters

its quite simple really
got a big problem with it at the local skate park

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Male 1
It`s HALT!!! HAMMERZEIT sign :)
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Male 2,855
Do not dance while your head is falling while riding a no-wheel dildo scooter over a tennis ball
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Male 425
I can see why you`re confused, the picture is upside down, duhhhh....
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Male 759
Do not break dance on rail carts while going over speed bumps. obvious really.
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Female 1
It`s no boners while you sodomize yourself on the shopping carts.
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Male 784
Don`t .... Don`t... Hey, just Don`t do this.
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Male 4,012
Do Not Lose Your Head While Riding Sideways On Your Hoverboard.
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Male 5
Don`t ride scooters with one wheel? o.O
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Female 710
Um...don`t ride badly made one wheeled scooters while making your head fly off?

No dancing?

I have no idea.

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Male 155
its no scooters allowed
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Male 695
Um... do not pole dance on the lever thing?
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Female 1,001
Do not take a golf swing while standing on a skateboard?
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Female 119
do not look backwards while running on a uni scooter.

dont frolic gayly near the train switch...

do not deny the ground wiener its pleasures. XD

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Male 7,813
i dont think i could do that if i tried
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Male 144
stop masturbating against your segway?
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Male 20,827
Link: Most Confusing `Do Not Do` Sign Ever Made [Pic] [Rate Link] - OK, OK, just tell us what the sign means and we`ll stop doing it!
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