Med Student With Sexytime Bedside Manner [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

"Hey Martha, how about a photo for the medical school yearbook?"
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Male 150
I had to get a catheter inserted into my, ahem... yeah, when i got alchohal poisoning. It hurt to pee for about 2 weeks.
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Female 160
I had no idea they teach medical students how to insert catheters (or place emesis basins under patients` chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like med schools could use the time more efficiently to teach more classes on topics like "Surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that.
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Female 160
I had no idea they teach medical students how to insert cathters (or place emesis basins under patients` chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like they could use the time more efficiently to teach more on how "surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that.
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Female 160
I had no idea thay teach medical students how to insert cathters (or place emesis basins under patients` chins for that matter), since the minute they get the big "MD" behind their names they scream for a nurse to do it and run out of the room. Seems like they could use the time more efficiently to teach more on how "surgey causes no pain whatsoever and any patient who complains is a drug-seeking pussy", and "Left leg, right leg, who gives a f*ck, the patient has insurance, right?" and stuff like that.
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Male 2,868
I hope I never have to have a catheter inserted. One time though, I was assisting a nurse to insert a foley catheter at the senior care facility where I used to work, and the guy shouted out "What`s so wonderful about this anyway!" I had to try so hard not to laugh. I mean, I felt for the guy, but the insinuation that we had told him that getting a cath inserted was going to be "wonderful" was too much for me- I almost lost it and busted out laughing. I guess you had to be there.
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Male 1,484
thats not even funny
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Male 14,330
There`s nothing funny about getting a catheter nothing it sucks really really bad.
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Male 1,765
"Most med students know how to spell "tough""

Most med students don`t speak 2 languages.

"Yes, because finding English speaking people in the USofA is so "though"."

Yes, because redirecting your sight a couple of degrees to the left just to find out I am not, in fact, from the USofA or any English speaking country is also pretty "though"

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Female 439
ha ha. lol
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Male 3,364
LOL@ (not with) the losers who jumped on "TheSharpest" for a typo. Wow. (of course, pmarren doesn`t surprise me)
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Male 4,004
"because I typoed an extra letter in a language that I barely have the chance to use?"

Yes, because finding English speaking people in the USofA is so "though".

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Female 5,222
LOL what XD
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Female 1,112
LOL CHRIST CHEX!!! So true. I`m glad our Dummys don`t smile. And dogmn7, I have no idea what you`re talking about, because it is certainly not common practice to have to expell anything you`re alluding to.
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Female 163
If i had to have peri care and a puke basin i wouldnt have a smile on my face like the dummy has
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Male 4,594
TheSharpest, um... hard news... Most med students know how to spell "tough". Moron.

Not so sharp after all now are we?

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Female 282
yay pharmacy!
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Male 22
If you think thats bad some times you have to actually make the patient relive other bodily fluids. Not urine. If you catch my drift.
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Female 1,441
Yeah, I actually figured it out once I saw that you were from South America. I remember now that the system there is a bit different.

And you`re right, in the system here we have to go through pre-med before entering medical school.

Luckily I`ll be going into pharmacy.

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Female 13
he doesn`t look like he`s enjoying it O.o
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Female 230
Hahaha. I hope I can take a sexy picture like this when I get in med school. ;)
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Female 1,593
Is she practicing catheterizing that dummy? Looks like it would be a condom cath, judging by her right hand.
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Male 1,765
I`ll be 18 in just a couple of weeks. I don`t know how the American college system works for Medicine (you have to do a pre-med program and then actually study medicine? I don`t know), but yeah, because of where my birthday lands I graduated at 17 this year.
Also cem "the nit-picker" 5202, really? An extra "h"? Do you really think I don`t have a high school level education because I typoed an extra letter in a language that I barely have the chance to use?
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Male 81
I think ur right LemonTarte, TheSharpest is definately not in college. He can`t even spell tough. Plus the 13-17 range thing.
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Female 50
@ LemonTarte: My sister will graduate at 17, just because of when her birthday happens to be. There`s also the possibility that the information hasn`t been updated or is incorrect - I actually think mine is.
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Female 1,441
TheSharpest, your profile says you`re still in the 13-17 age range which means you`re not out of high school yet. Are you sure you`re a med student? -_-
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Male 1,403
RAAAAAAAAAAAPE
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Female 488
i like the expression on the dummy. "OH GAWD!!"
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Male 1,765
Being a med student is hardest f*cking thing I`ve done in my life and I`m not a month into college yet.
It`s pretty cool and interesting though. Yesterday I opened a human corpse. It`s though, but worth it.
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Male 725
Shake it, don`t break it.
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Male 25,416
Bow chika bow wow!
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Male 17
Fakest smile ever
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Male 98
That`s just a catheter.. That`s nothing funny or anything.
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Male 345
Are you sure this isn`t a picture of someone at "finishing" school?
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Male 438
"Let me get that for ya..."
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Female 420
I thought she was actually trying to dress like the dummy at first..then i realised she must just choose clothes that look like they are made from corrugated cardboard.
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Male 3,425
Eeeew, what a horrible shirt.
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Female 133
@TopperHey: I`m guessing you`ve never had a catheter.
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Female 175
That`s a sad, sad, dummy.
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Male 1,122
I can explain the look on his face and its not pain.
Just then Mrs Dummy walked in and caught her cheating man playing `doctor`.
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Male 1,929
Aww look at his dummy rooster. I wonder what there is to practice on that...
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Male 1,381
is this part of that meth addict compilation?
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Female 33
Hah, med school? No way, more like a nursing assistant class. I just took that. :S And the dummy`s are drating scary.
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Female 9,403
Oh wow.
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Female 854
I bet that dummy weighs more than her...
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Male 288
She is just being a good host.
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Male 795
Someone give that girl a hamburger.
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Male 485
that dummy looks terrified O_O
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Male 808
stupid
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Male 119
If only she were more attractive. Then I would want her to be my nurse whenever i go to the hospital.
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Male 4,594
Sadly, the dummy has a bigger dick than me.
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Female 2
I think the dummy`s arm is thicker than her thighs
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Male 7,586
i dont know why medical dummys cant sometimes be a little more cheery. its quite unnerving sometimes when you glance over and its staring at you in pain.
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Female 423
the dummys like OMG! are you sure youre certified to do this?
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Female 428
I can hear the dummy screaming right now, "I need an adult!!"
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Male 77
Which hospital is she working in? I feel a sickness coming on.
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Male 293
Thing is.... the dummy looks like he`s being horrifically abused. Look at the expression on his face...lol!
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Male 19,888
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