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Date: 10/20/09 06:00 AM

96 Responses to Massive Stingray is F`ing Massive [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    Link: Massive Stingray is F`ing Massive - Who knew stingrays could even get this big. And why hasn`t it shot its barb at that guy holding it? Nature is gross.
  2. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:10 am
    wtf o__o

    imagine what that would do to steve irwin

  3. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:13 am
    O_o I am afraid.
  4. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:13 am
    To paraphrase the kid in the last 10 pics from Fancy: Holy F*CK, THIS STINGRAY IS F*CKING HUGE AS F*CK!
  5. Profile photo of LexiVanity
    LexiVanity Female 13-17
    70 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:18 am
    OMG RIDE IT!
  6. Profile photo of DutchWeed
    DutchWeed Male 18-29
    92 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:21 am
    omg that big ??
    how is that possible
  7. Profile photo of NyQ
    NyQ Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:22 am
    it hasnt been stung because thats a manta ray. the larger, gentler, non-poisonous cousin of the stingray
  8. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:31 am
    There`s a steve irwin joke in there somewhere.
  9. Profile photo of quentinb
    quentinb Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:37 am
    NyQ, I don`t think it looks like a manta ray at all. Really, think of the teacher off Finding Nemo. But there are also more types of rays than just those two.
  10. Profile photo of erky205
    erky205 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:42 am
    @NyQ That`s definitely a stingray, not a manta ray.
  11. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:43 am
    I-A-B name fail again.
  12. Profile photo of bac8434
    bac8434 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:52 am
    It hasn`t "shot" its barb at the guy because stingrays don`t shoot at predators, the barb just sticks out more prominently when they get attacked. To get stung by a stingray you literally have to land on the barb. And in reference to past posts, that is *not* a manta ray. It is almost certainly Dasyatis geijskesi, or the sharpsnout stingray, which commonly grows to lengths of over 1.5 meters and lives in the open seas around Venezuela and Brazil.
  13. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 7:00 am
    damn, thats all i can say
  14. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:03 am
    by massive you mean awesome, right?

    stephen colbert said massive now means awesome. incorporate it into your slang, kids.

  15. Profile photo of mynamecandi
    mynamecandi Female 18-29
    209 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:11 am
    Thats awesome!
  16. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:23 am
    I`d take this and the hooge moose on too, both one punch, the pair, K.O. Lets go!
  17. Profile photo of paddy215
    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:24 am
    if a normal sized one can off the crocadile hunter then that bad boy could take out the whole of f-ing australia!
  18. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:41 am
    mmmm... stingey
  19. Profile photo of roariamadino
    roariamadino Male 18-29
    270 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:47 am
    im scared
  20. Profile photo of EmilieIsHere
    EmilieIsHere Female 13-17
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    October 20, 2009 at 7:59 am
    At first, i thought it was the water. Then i reliased it was the actual stingray :o!
  21. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:03 am
    seen it before =/
  22. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:22 am
    wow that is huge.
  23. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Holy crap that is huge!
  24. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:44 am
    WTF?! O__O
    steve irvine should be lucky he didnt encounter THAT thing :`D
  25. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1395 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:09 am
    gosh that really is big, thats bigger than a sperm of Zeus.
  26. Profile photo of sherrychick
    sherrychick Female 18-29
    126 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:11 am
    I ve seen bigger in Xol-Box, Mexico, probably twice the size of this one... Too bad this one is gonna end up in a soup.
  27. Profile photo of Seven1Eight2
    Seven1Eight2 Female 18-29
    97 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:11 am
    DAYUM NATURE, YOU SCARY!!


    /family guy

  28. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Wow, I didn`t realize they could get that massive. I would hate to have that thing rub against my leg.
  29. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:34 am
    is this thing even real? the shape of it doesn`t look right. kind of like a giant thing of rubber barf.

  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:37 am
    *insert bad taste Steve Irwin joke here*
  31. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
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    October 20, 2009 at 9:46 am
    Oh my hell.
  32. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Yes they do get that big
  33. Profile photo of Rhasputin
    Rhasputin Female 18-29
    112 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
    ... Stingrays don`t shoot barbs? LOL.

    They just have a big spike at the end of their tail, with a barb near the end to piss off other animals. They don`t SHOOT their tail off when they`re mad.

  34. Profile photo of cdubb4201
    cdubb4201 Male 18-29
    139 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:04 am
    They get bigger than that. I remember seeing one in the keys that was almost twice the size of the boat we were in.
  35. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:07 am
    I think steve irwin knew they got that big
  36. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Stingrays cannot "shoot" their barbs.
  37. Profile photo of crazyjelly
    crazyjelly Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:22 am
    the do get that big i saw a show on discovery about them
  38. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 20, 2009 at 10:23 am
    More where that came from:

    Lots of pictures of the Giant Stingray

  39. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 10:23 am
    That looks like a really huge pancake. The guy holding the tail looks like he`s about to flip it.

    Don`t judge me D:

  40. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:24 am
    ew
    thats fudgein disguisting
  41. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:22 am
    woooooaaahhh dude thats awesome. its gonna feed those poor peoples entire village!!
  42. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:29 am
    I really hope it`s dead for the sake of the guy holding the tail.
  43. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:30 am
    I believe this is actually a manta ray.
  44. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Who cationed this picture?
    Stingrays are usually gentle creatures- they just want to be alone.
    They don`t "shoot its barb" because it`s part of the tail.
  45. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:38 am
    Most UFO sightings are just massive stingrays that get caught in tornadoes.
  46. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:43 am
    @panth753

    that was my first thought, as well, but manta rays don`t look like that. however, they are quite effing ginormous. <.<

  47. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:55 am
    right now, in wherever the afterlife is, steve irwin is crapping himself.
  48. Profile photo of Savsiskool
    Savsiskool Female 18-29
    3 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:59 am
    That`s awesome! You could ride it like an ocean hovercraft!
  49. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    "right now, in wherever the afterlife is, steve irwin is crapping himself."

    Best comment EVER.

  50. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    I hope no one has said this already.

    "Dam Nachur, you scary!"

  51. Profile photo of SovietCastro
    SovietCastro Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    steve irwin would poo himself!
  52. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    i was gonna make a steve irwin pun, but many people beat me to it.
  53. Profile photo of luda16
    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    i really miss steve now..
  54. Profile photo of BirdOfHermes
    BirdOfHermes Male 13-17
    294 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    im pretty sure that they don`t "shoot" their barbs, they just stick you with it and it falls off of their tail.
  55. Profile photo of Jonatncito
    Jonatncito Male 13-17
    173 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm
    The stringray`s probably thinking `How do i shot barb?`
  56. Profile photo of Frogtango
    Frogtango Male 13-17
    1720 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    All you people getting steve down, you best not. He was over 9000 times more manly than you lot will ever be. This stingray was only a tenth of the size that he faced =P So Dont Be Hatin!
  57. Profile photo of Turnshroud
    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4225 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm
    O_O

    that is bloody huge

  58. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
    Wow thats a big stingray!
  59. Profile photo of AlterImuruki
    AlterImuruki Male 13-17
    173 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Well, firstly they don`t shoot it they stab it and secondly, he holding it so it can`t. That thing is f*cking huge though.
  60. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:08 pm
    what do you think those men are going to do with the stingray?
  61. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I hope they dont eat it. it must be pretty f*ing old to have gotten that big.
  62. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    O_O!!
  63. Profile photo of Malhara
    Malhara Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:44 pm
    Steve just rolled over in his grave.
  64. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    *Shriek!!*
    That settles it. I am never going into the ocean again.
  65. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm
    It is the stingray god-- Pablo.

  66. Profile photo of juicelessbox
    juicelessbox Female 13-17
    18 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:16 pm
    it looks like a pancake :D
  67. Profile photo of nocheirisada
    nocheirisada Female 13-17
    17 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Holy drat.
  68. Profile photo of Robert_D
    Robert_D Male 18-29
    589 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    Just think of how many Steve Irwins that thing could kill!
  69. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    Stingrays, skates, and other kinds of ray are not really dangerous to humans. Seriously. Mantas, even, are entirely unarmed. What happened to Steve Irwin was tragic, but hell, most dogs or birds could potentially kill a human.
  70. Profile photo of kiscorlio
    kiscorlio Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Dude with the cig in his mouth has the right idea.
  71. Profile photo of vooper
    vooper Female 13-17
    109 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Sweet holy god, let this be a Shop, dear jesus :o
    ohmygawd
  72. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    Jesus! That thing is huge, how come nobody knew about this sooner?
  73. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Why are they taking it out? Put it back, you bastards!
  74. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    Stingrays, skates, and other kinds of ray are not really dangerous to humans.

    You clearly do not spend very much time in the ocean. Ever been stung by a ray? I have. NOT fun. They essentially wrap themselves around your leg and shove their barb in. It`s really, REALLY not cool.

    Not that I have anything against sting ray. I love them. & jellyfish, actually, I get stung by them all the time because I like to play with them. They`re just things to watch out for. Just like watching out for an overexcited dog.

  75. Profile photo of RadTad
    RadTad Male 18-29
    61 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    Go "play" with a box jellyfish and then come back and claim it`s all fun and games, ya dumb kike.
  76. Profile photo of mrdrac1
    mrdrac1 Male 13-17
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    October 20, 2009 at 6:45 pm
    that`s probably the one that took out Steve Irwin. only one that could.
  77. Profile photo of Muffnass
    Muffnass Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:13 pm
    That`s a skate
  78. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
    That will be soup..
  79. Profile photo of cunegonde
    cunegonde Female 30-39
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    October 20, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    What the HELL, RadTad. Why you such an a**hole? And seriously, your name is TAD and yet you`re "rad"? O RLY?
  80. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    I agree with mrdrac1, that`s the only stingray that could kill steve irwin...
  81. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    damnit! I was thinking exactly what mrdrac1 already said....
  82. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    October 20, 2009 at 8:56 pm
    Ho-ly Fu-ck.
  83. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    it looks like someone doing "bat wings" with a giant nut sack lmfao
  84. Profile photo of genghiskhan
    genghiskhan Male 30-39
    138 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:09 am
    that would keep ya out of the water
  85. Profile photo of alpha8te
    alpha8te Male 30-39
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    October 21, 2009 at 1:17 am
    Maybe the guy holding the barb was really stroking it.
  86. Profile photo of alpha8te
    alpha8te Male 30-39
    71 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:22 am
    That`s not the ocean either. It`s a river. I remember seeing a show on that. I think it was Discovery. Yeah that`s F-in huge and real. They let it go once they did measurments and stuff like that.. Now it can continue it`s rein of terror and Irwin deaths!
  87. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    October 21, 2009 at 1:44 am
    Reminds me of one of my ex-girlfriend`s vagina. I sure do miss that clapping sound it would make when we`d jog together.
  88. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:15 am
    This makes Steve Irwin look like a pussy.
  89. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
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    October 21, 2009 at 2:37 am
    It`s not shot its barb because it`s not hungry. It`s still all full of Steve Irwin
  90. Profile photo of BleednBeauty
    BleednBeauty Female 18-29
    573 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 6:24 am
    WHOA!! Holy poo!! That`s massive!! Why would they let that thing go??
  91. Profile photo of heresjonny
    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:30 am
    HARDEN THE drat UP STEVE IRWIN
  92. Profile photo of SM25
    SM25 Male 13-17
    562 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    @ Ripper398

    Made me lol

  93. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    well no WONDER he died.. :P
  94. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
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    October 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    poor steve
  95. Profile photo of elphienotfae
    elphienotfae Female 13-17
    158 posts
    November 16, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    I`d like to see Bindy the Jungle Girl come face to face with this monster! Ironic AND entertaining!
  96. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 1:00 am
    aww @ the steve irwin and bindi jokes!!

    Slightly a tad not right! And kinda hurtful.. steve was a great bloke, and yeah i get the haha about how he died and yeah it was ironic.. but still, and the bindi jk`s are over n done with,..

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