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Date: 10/17/09 03:01 PM

77 Responses to Marge Simpson in Playboy [Pics and Questionnaire]

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2554 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Link: Marge Simpson in Playboy - It`s the Playboy pictorial we`ve been waiting for. Check her out. Technically NSFW due to veiled cartoon areola.
  2. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Marge is too sexy for homer.
  3. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    Too bad that smoker`s voice turns me off...
  4. Profile photo of Yadarfyn
    Yadarfyn Female 18-29
    191 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    Hmm. I never considered that Marge had nipples before.
  5. Profile photo of MissMisery
    MissMisery Female 13-17
    15 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    I wonder how many guys on IAB are fapping to this. 0.0`` Gross
  6. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    Well, for quality, this sure beats Playdude.
  7. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Personally I think its pretty dumb. *shrug* Thats just me. I`m pretty sure anyone interested in seeing Marge nude has an interweb full of ammo. Don`t see what the big deal is about this, other than it being "official".
  8. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:43 pm
    Looking good for her age!
  9. Profile photo of pixiechick81
    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    I can`t help but think that they should have done ones with the wet flat hair? Does anyone know what I`m talking about?
  10. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Are The Simpsons getting this desperate for attention? Get over it: your show is dead. You should`ve stick to good episode writing.
  11. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    very tastfully done. i thought they were going to get a little nasty with it.
  12. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    ...I think I read somewhere that this was done because Hugh Hefner had a thing for Marge. I unno.
    I think it`s silly to have a cartoon in a magazine like that... But oh well. Whatever works.
  13. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    I think it`s pretty cool that playboy did this. Then again, if anyone uses this as masturbation material that`s pretty sick... But great tribute to a great show.
  14. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Toons are good for people into S&M, you can beat the hell out of them and nothing happens, just don`t spill turpentine, acetone or benzene on them and everything is fine!
    I`d like a nice session or two with marge!!
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    I have no words.
  16. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    WHORE!!
  17. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    "Are The Simpsons getting this desperate for attention? Get over it: your show is dead. You should`ve stick to good episode writing."
    Lol, you should`ve stick to good writing.

  18. Profile photo of PoonHat
    PoonHat Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    Also, shouldn`t her nipples be orange or something?
  19. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    "should`ve stick"

    should have sticked* would still be wrong. should have *stuck* would STILL be wrong. the word "stick" here is analogous (in this usage) to the word "stay." you don`t stay *to*, but with something.

    "You should have stuck with good episode writing."

    american school systems ftl.

  20. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    poon beat me to it!
  21. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    Ahaha, I like the one where she`s taking off her dress and you can see the silluette of Homer on the right. XD
  22. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
    Nah. The Simpsons aint` dead. They`re just not "the best". But then again, Family guy, American Dad, Futurama etc. they`re not that great either.

    ... I miss futurama.

  23. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Well I guess they grew tired of sexualizing every live woman, they had to resort to sexualizing fricking cartoon characters. I`m disgusted that the Simpsons writers et all allowed this poo.
  24. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 4:58 pm
    Woo Hoo!
  25. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Marge has some sweet ti-... donuts.
  26. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
    Boa, sexuality doesn`t always have to be a bad thing.

    Lazy, don`t you know? It got cleared for 2 more eason. Same writers, same actors, everything.

  27. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
    "american school systems ftl."

    I`m not American, and English is my second language. If you were trying to help me, thanks. I knew it was wrong, grammatically, but I wasn`t sure how it was supposed to be written so I though "meh, this is the internet".
    The point is The Simpsons is but a sad shadow of what it used to be :-( I`ll stick with (:-)) other cartoon shows

  28. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:34 pm
    One step closer to American hentai magazines?
    In a way, I figure cartoon porn is a lot more moral than real porn, as no one actually gets exploited. But it`s a lot worse for your sanity, because it`s so far from reality.
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Way to go Sharp, taking a jerk like Shun *glares* and responding with courtesy.
  30. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    When women are marketed as sexual objects it`s a bad thing. And in the western world that=sexuality.

    Make of that what you will.

  31. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    I`m just saying, Boa, that a lot of women feel degraded not by marketing themselves as sexual objects, but by the people who think they shouldn`t be allowed to make that decision for themselves.

    Of course this argument is sort of null and void when the woman in question is a cartoon character... >_>

  32. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    Lets admit we all see this coming
  33. Profile photo of LTimeLurker
    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
    723 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    LOL! Her measurements are 26-26-26...making her nothing more than a couple of parallel lines. 2d joke?
  34. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    so awesome
  35. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm
    Uh see that`s where they get you. "It`s not exploitation when I`m the one exploiting myself!" Yes, yes it is, you`ve just been brainwashed into doing the dirty work for them. It`s still slavery if the slave chooses to serve.
  36. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    boa uve created an argument that cant be argued..by ur logic every personal choice is a choice made by others
  37. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1678 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    No I`m arguing that some choices are not `personal choices` at all, like the `choices` that end up with you submitting to the oppressor in the way they would like you to regardless of how you end up there. These are re-packaged as `personal choices` or `empowering`, when really it`s submission, but it`s more fun if you think you`ve chosen it for yourself.

    But something like me deciding to eat peanut butter for breakfast is all me yo.

  38. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    Why did I assume that her nipples would be blue?
  39. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    WAH-WAH-WEE-WAH!!
  40. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    666 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Woah woah woah guys! Shouldn`t we be talking about Marge`s huge cartoon boobies?
  41. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:33 pm
    Bugs Bunny wore white gloves, a Smirk and nothing else for all those years, no one made a big deal about it...
  42. Profile photo of MindiMadness
    MindiMadness Female 13-17
    131 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    @5Cats

    thats because Bugs Bunny is a BUNNY!!!

  43. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm
    I don`t get the "Marge Simpson in Playboy" thing. I just don`t see the fascination with it. Now, if they put Erin E-surance chick in the magazine, I`ll buy a copy in a second.
  44. Profile photo of headseed
    headseed Male 70 & Over
    370 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 7:12 pm
    the simpsons stopped being relevant about 10 years ago...
  45. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    I feel...violated for some reason. ]: Cartoons shouldn`t be showing areolas, either. Gee.
  46. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 7:53 pm
    i want this playboy!
  47. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    "should have sticked* would still be wrong. should have *stuck* would STILL be wrong. the word "stick" here is analogous (in this usage) to the word "stay." you don`t stay *to*, but with something."

    In your valiant efforts to sound smart, you said "stuck" wouldn`t work, even though in your example you used "stuck". The fact is, "stuck" works. It is the work "to" that didn`t work. You ought to have pointed out "stuck to" didn`t fit in, and not simply "stuck".

    Either way, it was an exquisitely horrendous sentence fail prior to the changes.

    Canadian school systems FTW (and I went to a French school my whole life)

  48. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:24 pm
    I never thought I`d see a link to ONTD here.

    For any girls here, it`s the best site ever.

  49. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    "the simpsons stopped being relevant about 10 years ago..."

    Hence the appearance in Playboy. How many other irrelevant figures have posed in those pages?

  50. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:35 pm
    so...this is what playboy has come to next it`ll be tentacle rape porn and we`ll be no better then Japan.
  51. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 8:43 pm
    ha ha that was awesome!!
  52. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    this is just drating weird.
  53. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:30 pm
    She pulls off a wonderfully classy "sexy".
  54. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:35 pm
    That... is... so hot.
  55. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:47 pm
    Homer is one lucky bastard!
  56. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:48 pm
    Hair is to phallic to get anyone off
  57. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:51 pm
    I`ll never think of the Simpsons the same way again.
  58. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I`m impressed.
  59. Profile photo of imyownpeople
    imyownpeople Female 18-29
    163 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    Id buy the Louis Griffin issue
  60. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
    250 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 10:30 pm
    I don`t know how she could forget her lipstick for her Playboy debut!
  61. Profile photo of superdud3
    superdud3 Male 18-29
    277 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    *facepalm*
  62. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:18 am
    He he Look at Homer`s shadow.
  63. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:31 am
    I wonder why they don`t have chicks pose with beer and doughnuts in the real nudie magazines...
  64. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3622 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:09 am
    i spy nipples :D
  65. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1200 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:39 am
    I am really... Disturbed.... O_O
  66. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:56 am
    OMGZ CARTOON BEWBZ!!1!!11
  67. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:06 am
    ;__; me heart hurtz.. why marge? WHY??!!
  68. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    109 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:34 am
    I think it`s weird that the nipples seem to be flesh colored.
  69. Profile photo of TheFrankster
    TheFrankster Male 13-17
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    October 18, 2009 at 2:45 am
    Hubba Hubba.

    I lol`d at the one with the shadow of Homer! xD

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    ometatherion Male 30-39
    174 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 3:35 am
    Margie is kinda hot
  71. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:23 am
    The interview was a bit naff, but the pics were very, er, Playboy...

    This is a joke, right? People surely aren`t twisted enough to actually put a cartoon character familiar to children on the front of Playboy? Or do previous cover stars include Betty Boop, Lola Bunny and that one from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"?

  72. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:12 am
    "The interview was a bit naff, but the pics were very, er, Playboy...

    This is a joke, right? People surely aren`t twisted enough to actually put a cartoon character familiar to children on the front of Playboy? Or do previous cover stars include Betty Boop, Lola Bunny and that one from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"? "

    Considering the Simpsons, like Family Guy, ISN`T MADE FOR CHILDREN.... I don`t see why it`d matter.

  73. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    722 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
    This is just retarded. But then again I haven`t really come to expect anything else from the Simpsons since 1999...
  74. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
    I knew I forgot to pick something up when I was at Borders today. Damnit.
  75. Profile photo of vegascartman
    vegascartman Male 30-39
    735 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
    I wanna see Lois from Family Guy in the buff instead!
  76. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 12:08 am
    Considering the Simpsons, like Family Guy, ISN`T MADE FOR CHILDREN.... I don`t see why it`d matter.

    I don`t really think that Simpsons and Family Guy are comparable plus if you look at all the Simpsons products it is totally marketed towards children ,pretty sure i won`t be getting a Family Guy toy with my happy meal any time soon.


  77. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 9:39 am
    broken

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