Man Sues Bank For $1,784 Billion Trillion

Submitted by: mushie_mush 8 years ago in
http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,26134369-5017676,00.html

Everyone copes with the recession in their own way.
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Male 1,485
thats slightly ott
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Male 189
I want a bazillion gagillion dollars...
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Male 15,832
"What is that, $1.784 quintillion? Sounds reasonable to me."

Actually, that would be $1.784 MILLION quintillion, or $1.784 septillion.

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Male 496
What is that, $1.784 quintillion? Sounds reasonable to me.
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Female 4,028
I want a trillion, million, fafillion dollars!
*Pinkie to cheek.*
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Male 216
as a child, i was told to dream big....so i sued bank of america for more money than the earth had in general.
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Male 422
Phail.
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Male 403
What a drating dumb*ss!!!!
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Female 213
LOL. hahahaha!
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Male 806
really?
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Male 814
"Just to see what would happen"...

First order of business, buy gorgack2000, make him my slave...

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Female 408
uh...what?
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Male 4,680
For some reason, I want this man to win all the money he`s asking for. Just to see what would happen.
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Male 1,929
"He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

Checks? Checks on what? What would someone be asking a bank to check?

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Female 778
maybe he`s just impersonating toki wartooth and this whole thing is a joke. >_<
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Male 144
Not even for a hundred million billion TRILLION dollars.
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Male 216
I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.
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Male 513
Sounds like something my 5 year old would say.
"I want a billion trillion dollars!"
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Male 1,666
What an idiot.
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Male 4,546
1) For the taxpayers to pay this would mean each taxpayer needs to pay in excess of 4500 trillion dollars.
2) In modern Zimbabwean dollars, this would still be about 6 billion USD using revalued Zimbabwean dollars.

In non revalued ZBDs however all he is asking for is, $0.000000000000006.

I didn`t check my math on this one so I may have typed in an extra 0 somewhere along the line but it should be close to right. These are all off the top of my head estimations.

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Male 5,094
Joolin, that`s a great idea, but I think I can do better: Print two one thousand billion trillion dollar bills, present them to him, and ask for change.
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Male 1,002
Why doesn`t someone just make a 1.8 thousand billion trillion dollar bill in Photoshop and give it to him. He`s dumb enough he`d probably accept it.
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Female 253
Ok, he`s got to be high... Surely. Wow, I`d love to meet him, he sounds hilarious.
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Male 3,014
Maybe he wants it in Zimbabwe dollars.
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Male 1,764
sgjjs, the problem is that it`s not 1.8 billion trillion, its 1.8 thousand billion trillion. So OldOllie`s math is correct.
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Male 29
Ten bucks says Congress makes the taxpayers responsible for it if this guy wins.
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Male 1,452
if we were to print that money the strength of the dollar would fall, as would the crust of the earth due to the weight of all that money o.O , really wtf
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Male 27
1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13"
I think that this math is off by 3 digits

1.8 billion trillion =
(1.8*10^9)*(1*10^12)= 1.8*10^21

(1.8*10^21)/(6*10^10)= 3*10^10
Which is 30 billion times the Global GDP, not 30 trillion. I could be wrong I`m terrible at scientific notation

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Male 5,314
cajun247, exactly.
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Male 10,855
SephirothA83 wrote:
"I think he`ll win"

Try writing
<sarcasm>I think he`ll win</sarcasm>

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Male 10,855
Who do you think you are? Oh wait I know!
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Male 10,855

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Male 3,842
For some reason this reminds me of The Simpsons when their house burned in a fire. The insurance agent asked Homer to list their losses, and Homer said, "Let`s see, there was the Picasso..." or something like that.

The insurance agent cut him off and said "Sir, this policy only covers real losses, not made-up losses."

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Female 654
"Who does he think he is? DR Evil? "We will ransom the world for....... ONE MILLION TRILLON DOLLARS"

Love that comment.

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Male 1,764
killergamer, how are those comments exactly "shallow and pedantic"?
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Male 1,764
I hope he wins, just to see what happens.
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Male 88
What a mega tool. Does that money even exist in circulation?
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Male 107
"this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

"Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year."

"Actually, if he world GDP for the last year was about $60 billion, he sued for 30 trillion times that amount.

1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13"

I find these comments shallow and pedantic.

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Male 820
wait..., what?
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Male 2,591
17,840,000,000,000,000,000,000
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Male 18
His taxes on that are going to be outrageous. and whats with the extra 200 million?
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Male 10,440
He could get it in Zimbabwean dollars no problem.

It has inflated by a factor of something like 10^30 in the past few years.

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Male 3,482
Something tells me this guy`s like, 90 years old and doesn`t even trust calculators, let alone banks...
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Female 538
Haha.... Ha... Hahahahahahahahaha Oh my god. I fI knew this man I would cut his balls off just to make sure he never had children again. HAHAHAHA

AH HAHAHAHAH -gasping-

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Male 15,832
"this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

"Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year."

Actually, if he world GDP for the last year was about $60 billion, he sued for 30 trillion times that amount.

1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13

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Male 512
._.

Surely he jests!

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Female 15,763
Well I want a giraffe as a pet but we can`t all have what we f*cking want, now can we?
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Male 678
if he wins I suing Telstra!!!!!!!
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Male 1,442
LazyMe484: Typo, my bad!
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Male 592
i bagsy next sue :3
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Male 10,440
[quote] in about year 2500AC [/quote]

You mean AD right? AC means alternating current, or air conditioning.

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Male 5,620
I hope he wins.
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Male 10,440
Dr. EVIL`s new scheme!
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Male 452
"this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year.

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Male 1,442
maddices: So you can save up for the PS4
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Male 1,381
this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH.

just lock him up in a rubber room with a single TV playing sesame street until he gets better. :- )

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Male 1,442
Maybe you could go for that amout of money... in about year 2500AC. He is just a few centrys ahead of himself.
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Male 90
what the hell would he use all that money for anyway? like really thats a poop load of money.
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Male 650
"we hold the world ransom for one... hundred... BILLION dollars!!!"- Dr Evil

Gosh this guy is more ambitious than Dr Evil

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Male 955
I think he`ll win
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Female 2,249
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