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Date: 10/11/09 03:01 PM

61 Responses to Man Sues Bank For $1,784 Billion Trillion

  1. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    October 10, 2009 at 2:22 am
    Link: Man Sues Bank For $1,784 Billion Trillion - Everyone copes with the recession in their own way.
  2. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:12 am
    I think he`ll win
  3. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:23 am
    "we hold the world ransom for one... hundred... BILLION dollars!!!"- Dr Evil

    Gosh this guy is more ambitious than Dr Evil

  4. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:33 am
    what the hell would he use all that money for anyway? like really thats a poop load of money.
  5. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Maybe you could go for that amout of money... in about year 2500AC. He is just a few centrys ahead of himself.
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:38 am
    this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH.

    just lock him up in a rubber room with a single TV playing sesame street until he gets better. :- )

  7. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:38 am
    maddices: So you can save up for the PS4
  8. Profile photo of odeed
    odeed Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:50 am
    "this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

    Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year.

  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 8:08 am
    Dr. EVIL`s new scheme!
  10. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5449 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 8:10 am
    I hope he wins.
  11. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 8:10 am
    in about year 2500AC

    You mean AD right? AC means alternating current, or air conditioning.

  12. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    i bagsy next sue :3
  13. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:19 pm
    LazyMe484: Typo, my bad!
  14. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:24 pm
    if he wins I suing Telstra!!!!!!!
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    Well I want a giraffe as a pet but we can`t all have what we f*cking want, now can we?
  16. Profile photo of ZIMAAgent7
    ZIMAAgent7 Male 18-29
    512 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:48 pm
    ._.

    Surely he jests!

  17. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    "this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

    "Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year."

    Actually, if he world GDP for the last year was about $60 billion, he sued for 30 trillion times that amount.

    1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13

  18. Profile photo of mikhaillost
    mikhaillost Female 70 & Over
    538 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Haha.... Ha... Hahahahahahahahaha Oh my god. I fI knew this man I would cut his balls off just to make sure he never had children again. HAHAHAHA

    AH HAHAHAHAH -gasping-

  19. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm
    Something tells me this guy`s like, 90 years old and doesn`t even trust calculators, let alone banks...
  20. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    He could get it in Zimbabwean dollars no problem.

    It has inflated by a factor of something like 10^30 in the past few years.

  21. Profile photo of Viscerator
    Viscerator Male 18-29
    18 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:31 pm
    His taxes on that are going to be outrageous. and whats with the extra 200 million?
  22. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:46 pm
    17,840,000,000,000,000,000,000
  23. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:49 pm
    wait..., what?
  24. Profile photo of killergamer
    killergamer Male 13-17
    107 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:51 pm
    "this guy sued for a few thousand TIMES the gross domestic product of EARTH."

    "Nono, he sued for 60 BILLION times the gross domestic product of last year."

    "Actually, if he world GDP for the last year was about $60 billion, he sued for 30 trillion times that amount.

    1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13"

    I find these comments shallow and pedantic.

  25. Profile photo of J2daosh
    J2daosh Male 18-29
    88 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    What a mega tool. Does that money even exist in circulation?
  26. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm
    I hope he wins, just to see what happens.
  27. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:15 pm
    killergamer, how are those comments exactly "shallow and pedantic"?
  28. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    "Who does he think he is? DR Evil? "We will ransom the world for....... ONE MILLION TRILLON DOLLARS"

    Love that comment.

  29. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    For some reason this reminds me of The Simpsons when their house burned in a fire. The insurance agent asked Homer to list their losses, and Homer said, "Let`s see, there was the Picasso..." or something like that.

    The insurance agent cut him off and said "Sir, this policy only covers real losses, not made-up losses."

  30. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:55 pm

  31. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:56 pm
    Who do you think you are? Oh wait I know!
  32. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm
    SephirothA83 wrote:
    "I think he`ll win"

    Try writing
    <sarcasm>I think he`ll win</sarcasm>

  33. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    cajun247, exactly.
  34. Profile photo of sgjjgs
    sgjjgs Male 13-17
    27 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:04 pm
    1.8*10^24/6.0*10^10 = 3.0*10^13"
    I think that this math is off by 3 digits

    1.8 billion trillion =
    (1.8*10^9)*(1*10^12)= 1.8*10^21

    (1.8*10^21)/(6*10^10)= 3*10^10
    Which is 30 billion times the Global GDP, not 30 trillion. I could be wrong I`m terrible at scientific notation

  35. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:19 pm
    if we were to print that money the strength of the dollar would fall, as would the crust of the earth due to the weight of all that money o.O , really wtf
  36. Profile photo of SynthNinja
    SynthNinja Male 18-29
    29 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:27 pm
    Ten bucks says Congress makes the taxpayers responsible for it if this guy wins.
  37. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm
    sgjjs, the problem is that it`s not 1.8 billion trillion, its 1.8 thousand billion trillion. So OldOllie`s math is correct.
  38. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    Maybe he wants it in Zimbabwe dollars.
  39. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 10:31 pm
    Ok, he`s got to be high... Surely. Wow, I`d love to meet him, he sounds hilarious.
  40. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 10:52 pm
    Why doesn`t someone just make a 1.8 thousand billion trillion dollar bill in Photoshop and give it to him. He`s dumb enough he`d probably accept it.
  41. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:13 pm
    Joolin, that`s a great idea, but I think I can do better: Print two one thousand billion trillion dollar bills, present them to him, and ask for change.
  42. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    1) For the taxpayers to pay this would mean each taxpayer needs to pay in excess of 4500 trillion dollars.
    2) In modern Zimbabwean dollars, this would still be about 6 billion USD using revalued Zimbabwean dollars.

    In non revalued ZBDs however all he is asking for is, $0.000000000000006.

    I didn`t check my math on this one so I may have typed in an extra 0 somewhere along the line but it should be close to right. These are all off the top of my head estimations.

  43. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1668 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:28 am
    What an idiot.
  44. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:31 am
    Sounds like something my 5 year old would say.
    "I want a billion trillion dollars!"
  45. Profile photo of demetar
    demetar Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:09 am
    I find this meatloaf rather shallow and pedantic.
  46. Profile photo of AchLstStnd
    AchLstStnd Male 30-39
    144 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:36 am
    Not even for a hundred million billion TRILLION dollars.
  47. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
    778 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:44 am
    maybe he`s just impersonating toki wartooth and this whole thing is a joke. >_<
  48. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:44 am
    "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

    Checks? Checks on what? What would someone be asking a bank to check?

  49. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:18 am
    For some reason, I want this man to win all the money he`s asking for. Just to see what would happen.
  50. Profile photo of ladyObored
    ladyObored Female 18-29
    408 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:50 am
    uh...what?
  51. Profile photo of Spirithound
    Spirithound Male 18-29
    814 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
    "Just to see what would happen"...

    First order of business, buy gorgack2000, make him my slave...

  52. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:23 am
    really?
  53. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:27 am
    LOL. hahahaha!
  54. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    What a drating dumb*ss!!!!
  55. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    Phail.
  56. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    as a child, i was told to dream big....so i sued bank of america for more money than the earth had in general.
  57. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    I want a trillion, million, fafillion dollars!
    *Pinkie to cheek.*
  58. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    What is that, $1.784 quintillion? Sounds reasonable to me.
  59. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm
    "What is that, $1.784 quintillion? Sounds reasonable to me."

    Actually, that would be $1.784 MILLION quintillion, or $1.784 septillion.

  60. Profile photo of welfarepimp
    welfarepimp Male 30-39
    189 posts
    October 16, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    I want a bazillion gagillion dollars...
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    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:13 am
    thats slightly ott

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