Mama Pumpkin Gives Birth to Baby [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Oh, so that"s how pumpkins are born.
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Male 48
That`s it, I`m not eating pumpkin seeds anymore.
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Female 232
Hahaha.. awesome!
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Female 135
LMFAO awesome
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Female 459
Also, Edgar, maybe some woman don`t feel pain but most do.

IT WAS A SIMPLE STATEMENT PEOPLE GET OFF MY BACK *starts sweating and looks around like a psyco* :P

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Female 459
@ asjomaha- I don`t agree with that sort of thing, but lol. :P
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Male 703
I RAPE
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Male 322
@k10josumm:
Sorry, that was insensitive to those who work for a pumpkin. I hope your boss didn`t lose his seeds over it.

On second thought, I hope he did. I make wicked pumpkin pie.

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Female 153
@ Hayllee: The mommy pumpkin is smiling. Right after birth. RIGHT after.

That`s what an epidural shot and Valium are for! better living thru chemistry!

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Male 431
wow. pumpkin vag. thanks for the NSFW iab.
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Male 8
It stretches...
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Male 5,189
How`d it get out. o.o
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Male 1,045
hayflee

some women don`t even cry.
mine didn`t, and she was smiling as the doctor was cutting the cord

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Female 459
The mommy pumpkin is smiling. Right after birth. RIGHT after.
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Female 118
LOL I want to carve this
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Male 124
there ought to be a law against doing that in public.
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Male 1,045
screw college, i`m getting my biology classes from iab from now mon.
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Male 1,002
"Its it wrong to view this as soup!"

Its is morally reprehensible to even say such a question! This as not soup! Its as pumpkin and not thing else! Whats as wrong with you!

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Male 215
Musta been a tight squeeze. Tighter than usual.
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Male 815
i`d tap that
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Female 3,696
Mommy pumpkin looks oddly satisfied ._.;
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Female 572
|:DOH:|
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Male 25,417
Its it wrong to view this as soup!
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Female 1,401
HAH
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Female 854
Oh God....
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Male 1,627
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Female 15,763
I plan on doing the same thing I did last year for pumpkins.

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Male 2,125
LOL that`s an awesome idea xD
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Female 9,557
Oh God, wtf man.
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Male 152
i don`t think it`s really that gross :/ cool though :D
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Female 895
...dirt.
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Female 159
kinda gross ._. but still ...funny idea :D
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Male 162
well thats...disturbing...
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Male 1,485
wont anyone think of the children!!!
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Male 1,381
yeah, yucko to that one.
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Male 4,680
And here I was thinking that I`d never see an umbilical cord made of pumpkin flesh.
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Female 52
Pumpkin pie anyone?
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Male 1,051
Kangaroo Jack-o-Lantern had a Joey-lantern.
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Male 371
ew
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Male 7,812
clever and really kind of gross
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Male 20,826
Link: Mama Pumpkin Gives Birth to Baby [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oh, so that`s how pumpkins are born.
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