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Date: 10/26/09 07:06 AM

40 Responses to Mama Pumpkin Gives Birth to Baby [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 6:48 am
    Link: Mama Pumpkin Gives Birth to Baby - Oh, so that`s how pumpkins are born.
  2. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:14 am
    clever and really kind of gross
  3. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:22 am
    ew
  4. Profile photo of draquoir
    draquoir Male 18-29
    1052 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Kangaroo Jack-o-Lantern had a Joey-lantern.
  5. Profile photo of StephD87
    StephD87 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:26 am
    Pumpkin pie anyone?
  6. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:27 am
    And here I was thinking that I`d never see an umbilical cord made of pumpkin flesh.
  7. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:46 am
    yeah, yucko to that one.
  8. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 7:51 am
    wont anyone think of the children!!!
  9. Profile photo of RedAftrshock
    RedAftrshock Male 18-29
    162 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:04 am
    well thats...disturbing...
  10. Profile photo of MojoHojo
    MojoHojo Female 18-29
    159 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:08 am
    kinda gross ._. but still ...funny idea :D
  11. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:14 am
    ...dirt.
  12. Profile photo of Tominatrix
    Tominatrix Male 13-17
    152 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:19 am
    i don`t think it`s really that gross :/ cool though :D
  13. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:48 am
    Oh God, wtf man.
  14. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2128 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:33 am
    LOL that`s an awesome idea xD
  15. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:58 am
    I plan on doing the same thing I did last year for pumpkins.

  16. Profile photo of Kaagan
    Kaagan Male 18-29
    1596 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Crap-o-lantern
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjgxrQikA...
  17. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:29 am
    Oh God....
  18. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
    HAH
  19. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    Its it wrong to view this as soup!
  20. Profile photo of Cylence
    Cylence Female 40-49
    574 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 12:22 pm
    |:DOH:|
  21. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    Mommy pumpkin looks oddly satisfied ._.;
  22. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    i`d tap that
  23. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    Musta been a tight squeeze. Tighter than usual.
  24. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm
    "Its it wrong to view this as soup!"

    Its is morally reprehensible to even say such a question! This as not soup! Its as pumpkin and not thing else! Whats as wrong with you!

  25. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    screw college, i`m getting my biology classes from iab from now mon.
  26. Profile photo of RipJack
    RipJack Male 13-17
    124 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    there ought to be a law against doing that in public.
  27. Profile photo of gongxi
    gongxi Female 18-29
    118 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    LOL I want to carve this
  28. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    The mommy pumpkin is smiling. Right after birth. RIGHT after.
  29. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    hayflee

    some women don`t even cry.
    mine didn`t, and she was smiling as the doctor was cutting the cord

  30. Profile photo of infamousdiz
    infamousdiz Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    It stretches...
  31. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    wow. pumpkin vag. thanks for the NSFW iab.
  32. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 12:50 am
    @ Hayllee: The mommy pumpkin is smiling. Right after birth. RIGHT after.

    That`s what an epidural shot and Valium are for! better living thru chemistry!

  33. Profile photo of Tratheyas
    Tratheyas Male 13-17
    322 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 1:48 am
    @k10josumm:
    Sorry, that was insensitive to those who work for a pumpkin. I hope your boss didn`t lose his seeds over it.

    On second thought, I hope he did. I make wicked pumpkin pie.

  34. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 2:05 am
    I RAPE
  35. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 8:07 pm
    @ asjomaha- I don`t agree with that sort of thing, but lol. :P
  36. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 8:09 pm
    Also, Edgar, maybe some woman don`t feel pain but most do.

    IT WAS A SIMPLE STATEMENT PEOPLE GET OFF MY BACK *starts sweating and looks around like a psyco* :P

  37. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    LMFAO awesome
  38. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    Hahaha.. awesome!
  39. Profile photo of fanbelt
    fanbelt Male 50-59
    49 posts
    November 19, 2009 at 2:49 pm
    That`s it, I`m not eating pumpkin seeds anymore.

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