Loco Kid Preacher Vs. Evolution en Espanol [Video]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 7 years ago Weird

Everyone"s getting in on the Evolution vs Creationism debate, even this kid preacher. Mucho cojones!
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Male 1
That`s a pretty grim example of child labor!
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Female 4,028
Human... the perfect creation. Uh, have you seen what we`ve done??
It`s always creepy to see little kids give Hitler-esque speeches.
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Female 474
i feel so bad for this kid, he knows nothing about evolution or anyone he is speaking against and sadly all those people in that room agree with him like mindless know nothing sheep. this is sad
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Male 8
There is a reason that there are child preachers and not child teachers, engineers, or writers.
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Male 1
This is so sad to watch....
The poor little fuc6er even seems to be doing an old Hitler speech....
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Male 1,360
abortion, sometimes good
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Male 70
just because he is (very) enthusiastic about what he believes in, doesnt necesarily make him "loco"

also, i agree with Antonin below vvv

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Male 2,220
Cheeky little monkey.
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Male 3,619
Im usually against child abuse and violence, but... Kill it with fire!
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Male 72
Why can`t the two theories coexist? You may say that they are completely opposite of each other, but has anyone really taken time to find the bridges that connect creationism and evolution?
Some of my ideas:
1. Everything fits together so perfectly, like a master plan or intricate design, that it is incredibly improbable that everything was by chance. At the same time there is a much higher probability that something did draw out the design. ie. The Periodic Table of the elements is a perfect example of how everything fits together just so (I`m not only talking about the atomic numbers, but the various trends and families associated with the table).
2. Who is to say that evolution isn`t part of the design? A self-checking system that helps life survive the constant changes and cycles of the Earth? Evolution in itself is an intricate and orderly process.
I don`t want to write a whole paper right now, but those are just a few ways that I see the two theories adding together.
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Male 420
"they say that we come from nothing"? i`m sorry, but isnt that the basis of how man was created by god, not evolution?
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Male 103
cman, you had better be joking, because it`s quite clear that kid is brainwashed, because he knows nothing about what he`s saying, but is just repeating the speech his parents gave him.
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Male 425
That child is quite a prodigy, if only his skills weren`t wasted on such a thing like preaching religion.
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Male 914
"You what`s the saddest part of it all is:

Those thousands of people in the church believing every word a child says.

I mean, come on, it`s a child, who listens to a child, he prolly stills believes in Santa...."


...was thinking the exact same thing...i mean how stupid do you have to be people??

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Male 617
everyone says he is brainwashed...how do you know HE is the one that is brainwashed? preach it, lil man.
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Female 500
lol
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Male 264
people talk loudly when they don`t really know what they`re talking about, don`t they?

Logic >> Emotion

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Female 90
That poor child... He has no idea what the hell he just said.
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Male 646
"They say that we are related to apes" I always hear this one, wrong. - he should say "They say that we have a common ancestor to apes".
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Female 185
Probably could have been a great public speaker one day if he wasn`t brainwashed.
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Female 3
hitler is reborn!
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Female 1,578
Humanity should just be freaking wiped out off the planet. I know there are good people in the world, but holy poo, where are they.
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Male 299
The way this kid is shouting and getting the crowd all fired up reminds me of hitler....
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Female 288
"They say we come from NOTHING!"
and then:
"God created man from the dust of the Earth."

Just puttin that out there.

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Male 1,455
"No, what the scientist said was that dating techniques vary on accuracy because of how far back they are dating. "

It`s not exactly margin of error- Carbon-14 dating, which is what most fundies think is always used, is only accurate to 10,000 years back or so. Other forms of dating need to be used for older samples, but they assuredly work.

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Male 103
MildCorma I applaud you for your awesome disection of those arguments. You sir win the internet.
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Male 4,680
Mildcorma - you sir, win at life.

OT - Heh, crazy kid. I love how he doesn`t actually state any evidence that evolution is wrong, but just calls the scientists liars.

Still, he has balls to do that at such a young age.

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Male 30
You know as an atheist i have really deep respect for this kid he knows what he believes *golf clap
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Male 496
*could not happen. He is his fathers mouthpiece, and obviously has no clue about how long we have been around and the endless, endless amounts of research that all clarify we have been around for ages, but at teh same time only a spec of time compared to the earths age.

I saw one argument for creationism:

"The dating techniques used are not even accurate! A scientist said so!"

No, what the scientist said was that dating techniques vary on accuracy because of how far back they are dating. They can only be accurate within thousands of years, but out of 1 billion 1000 is a pretty dam acceptable margin of error.

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Male 496
@CrakrJak

No, Atheists aren`t trying to take "the warmth and love of god" away from you, we just want you to shut the fcuk up and stop bothering us with your bullrubbish.

I would like to say now that alot of things the church does are very admirable, like helping poor people, caring for teh elderly etc. That is all good, and I will personally help them out as it is what needs to be done in this world in general. I do not agree with doing it in "Gods name" as that is not needed.

@Nindonemo
100% correct. Fear is the catalyst of dictators and fascists, and of people that prey on the weak. Not of loving wholesome beings.

The thing people don`t seem to get into their heads is we have been around for a few thousand years. lets compare that to 100 million shall we?

100,000
100,000,000,000

One THOUSAND TIMES the amount of time Humans have been on earth, and still only a fraction of the time since dinosaurs were around and he says evoloution cou

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Male 9,306
Also: What I really REALLY can`t stand about certain churches, is the way they say everyone will be punished if they don`t believe in what they do. Using fear to control their masses is a really low tactic.

I`m done.

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Male 162
What a cute kid.
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Male 103
@captainkat
The god you described that just sets everyrhing in motion and then sits back isn`t the christian god, or indeed even a theistic god, but infact a deistic god (yes I have read the God Delusion it was awesome).
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Male 17,512
This Kid is right on! Atheists are trying to take away the warmth and love of God from society, And it`s a damn shame if we allow that to happen.
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Male 190
He acts like a monkey
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Male 83
So I should expect a creationist vs evolution flame war at least twice a week now? Come on IAB it was funny like a month ago. Can we get back to the entertaining stuff?
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Female 472
Blind fanatic religious beliefs like this scare me.

Is that wrong?

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Female 159
this crap gets to me. im a christian (like ive stated a zzziiillliioonnnn times before) and i dont believe half the crap other christians believe.

the bible never states anything about evolution, but it doesn`t mean that it didn`t happen.
god can set things in motion. plant a seed, and watch it grow overtime.
i mean, why not? i enjoy gardening. plant my little seed, and about a month later i have a beautiful flower right in front of me.
i dont see why other christians are so against science.

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Female 3,598
poor diluted child is just repeating a speach some older preacher has written for him. that kid obviously doesn`t even know what evolution is, but only the ideologies that have been impressed upon him by his parents and church. sad thing is, i`ve heard this exact same speach from men that are 40 years old and they still have never actually taken the time to find out what evolution means. they still think that somehow there were the same apes back then that we see today and they somehow popped out humans, rather than a common ancestor that changed differently to form two seperate species through natural selection.
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Male 1,381
I LOVE IT.

this kid is the most amazing thing ever. PWN those atheists, littlekins!!

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Male 23
That`s quite a vocabulary for such a young kid.
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Male 302
I still think baby preacher is more convincing. 1:04 really hit me and I was born again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMzwAEI56...

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Male 98
Creepy christian brainwashing at its lowest...he`s right about one thing though...christians don`t evolve. Most are still stuck in the dark ages.
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Male 25,416
Esa crappa!
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Male 10,440
I watched about 10 seconds of this crap. Everything about it is beneath me.

Its not even funny.

Its just a piece of sh*t video

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Male 302
ok, i do go to church and stuff, but that guy cant deny that he isnt in some way related to a monkey in a suit.

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Male 168
i want to hurt this kid
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Male 4,393
o wow...
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Male 275
That was irritating to listen to.
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Male 9,306
Okay I`m gonna be a bastard here.

"Especially of the human being, which is the perfect creation." - We`re far from perfect. We war over such trivial things like oil, and resources, when we have existing technology that could put it all behind us, but refuse to do so because of monetary loss from putting it into motion.

Not what I would call perfect, or efficient in the least.

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Male 1,196
i`m not saying that humanity evolved from apes, but it is stupid to argue against adaptation. In the theory of evolution, an ape didn`t just have a baby that happened to be human. those people need to be punched in the face for being so dumb. also people should let their children decide about their religion. this kid obviously was told all of this stuff because a little kid can`t comprehend any of the stuff he said. that is sick using a kid like that.
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Male 90
This kid should be a south park character.
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Male 62
please tell me I`m not the only one who, when he said he was made in his mothers womb by god, thought "No, you were made by your father`s penis in her vagina."
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Female 128
can we introduce this kid to Ardi?
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Male 3,314
God didn`t create you, your mom and dad did. God may have created the means by which you were created, and he may even have given you your soul. And, evolution doesn`t work by an ape and and ape having something other than an ape one day. It happens gradually, over 10s of thousands of years.
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Male 626
I am still bored.
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Male 11
haha if i had the death note i would DELETE DELETE DELETE all of those people!
when and if the world falls apart the ones who leave their fate in the bibles version of god will be the first to die. im ok with people believing something, but mass organized church is brain wash rubish. believe in a god, but believe what your god is to you, not what some tard at a cult gathering tells u to believe. haha the bible was written when people were dumb and ignorant about the world, hence why its missing so mnay things we know about today. beuind the curtains this phrase is really what most churches and religions teach (hate which you dont understand, dont accept what you dont understand)
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Male 3,296
wow, hes eloquent.... very well trained.

he still wrong, though even when evolution is declared a law, there will be people not believing it.

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Male 103
Lol at not just complete brainwashing, but completely incorrect braiwnashing. We aren`t just related to apes, we ARE apes. Also I hate people always saying we think the universe came from nothing, because the generally accepted theory is that it came from a singularity, which is sort of nothing, but not nothing.
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Female 15,763
Foy, believe it or not there are children who are like this all on their own. Well not ALL on their own, they were taught the religion first... but I`d bet you anything that this kid was not just memorizing speeches.

That prospect is much more horrifying, isn`t it?

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Male 2,690
@opiebreath

I`m pretty sure he`s trying to say that to this day when apes give birth it`s to apes and apes only..which is common sense, but he`s trying to hint at there not being any evolution involved

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Male 670
i wonder how long it took him to memorize his dads speeches....brainwashed retard!
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Male 15
i`d like to see what this kid would be like when he grows up
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Male 157
Damn you Scientists! Damn you and your college education to hell! Yay book written before general people could really read.
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Female 62
RE: madest - "Not a word about dust or fire."

You haven`t read your bible either MADEST - Genisis 2:7 clearly states: "And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul."

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Male 1,375
"they say we came from evolution, they say we are related to apes, THEY SAY WE COME FROM NOTHING!"?

wait..... they say we come from nothing??? isn`t that the entire basis of creationism not evolution??

ohhh I get it! "REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY"

sneaky little sh*t aintcha

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Female 15,763
Remind anyone else of that one kid from Jesus Camp that had a rat tail hairstyle?

Also, lol @ this kid`s failure to understand evolution. "Male apes and female apes only have little apes!"

Uhh...

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Male 477
I`d feel bad for this poor brainwashed child if i didn`t know he was going to make a fortune off of all those other brainwashed simpletons in the audience...

...and then in 20 or 30 years get caught with his dick in some male prostetute`s mouth a la Ted Haggard.

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Male 7,585
i dont agree with what he says, but he is entertaining to watch. he has a great future as an evangelical preacher.
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Male 7,378
Prime example of how moronic the believers are. According to scripture God made Adam then Eve. Not a word about dust or fire. Somebody read the bible to this retarded kid please.
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Male 4,290
Ah guys, cut the kid some slack. He`s only, what, ten years old?
It`s the fully grown adults who still use his level of logic and reasoning that worry me.
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Male 360
Just another brain washed child nothing to see here move along.
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Male 2,440

Facepalm
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Male 4,290
Damn those know-it-all men with their science and their education and their intelligence!!
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Female 1,328
Link: Loco Kid Preacher Vs. Evolution en Espanol [Video] [Rate Link] - Everyone`s getting in on the Evolution vs Creationism debate, even this kid preacher. Mucho cojones!
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