Literal Costume of the Week! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Huh? Chicken? ...oh, I get it now.
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Male 25,417
ha ha ha to choke a chicken
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Female 135
lol silly willy
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Male 291
haha, choking his chicken I see...
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Male 670
nah man, this stands for chicken fingers.
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Male 1,596
not very funny, the guy wearing it seems sorry
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Female 3,828
lol k10josumm... they are al saying rooster because they got swear filter pwned :)

lol but you just made my day :)

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Female 248
Funny but im not laughing
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Male 155
k10josumm...they are saying rooster, because technically that guy in the picture is a "male chicken". although the joke is choking the chicken, the company who made this didn`t think it through.
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Female 4
choking the chicken. I work at a Halloween store and we sell that there. They also have one of just a chicken that`s a Rubber Chicken, and a giant foam hand Shocker symbol that douche bags wear over their whole bodies. Yep.
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Male 431
opiebreath? how is "406. Rubbing Yourself Until You Have An Orgasm" a euphemism for masturbation?
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Male 431
choke your chicken? why is everyone saying "rooster?"
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Male 3
Hand rooster?
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Male 703
he looks like such a queer
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Male 144
teehee rooster
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Male 1,523
Oooh.
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Female 931
o_O
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Male 15,510
Spanking the chickens throat?
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Male 672
I`d choke his chicken any day of the week. Rawr.
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Male 3,310
Strangulating poultry?
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Male 678
ahh my morning exercises put into costume form!
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Female 15,763
I present you, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen) with the 748 euphemisms for masturbation. Kinda NSFW I suppose..

http://hotlinks.blogspot.com/2006/11/eup...

8-)

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Male 2,582
Morrigann ~ "Why are all the euphamisms for male masterbation so violent/painful sounding?"
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You mean YOU don`t cry while masturbating?
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Female 107
If it was a hen, you couldn`t make "cock" jokes, now could you?
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Male 480
Why are all the euphamisms for male masterbation so violent/painful sounding?
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Male 1,381
douchebag of the year award!
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Male 1,045
funny, but too easy
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Male 90
Does this contraption work on this chicken too!
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
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Male 391
its a rooster
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Male 25,417
"to choke the chicken" classic!
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Female 41
"rubber rooster/chicken suit" comes to mind...simply because it looks like a toy rubber chicken
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Female 230
LOL @ TKD. x"D
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Female 230
lol. Kind of lame.
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Female 965
I knew what it would be as soon as I read "chicken". :D
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Male 24
Wringing the chicken`s neck lol
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Male 76
Choke the chicken = have a rather happy fiddle with your man piece.
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Male 614
Handcock!
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Male 5,189
Choke the chicken......no
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Male 762
Choke the Chicken ?
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Male 4,793
i didnt know either. there are too many terms for a dick to keep track of them all.
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Female 213
MAN i can NEVER get these literal photos!
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Male 3,425
Ophanim, we use that phrase in Europe. Must be an 18-29 year old thing.
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Male 9,305
Orphanim, what slang do you have for masturbation over in Euroland?
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Female 83
No just...no.
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Female 15,763
I really don`t understand why anyone would want to say that their genitalia resembles poultry...
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Male 74
Choking the chicken...? Really? Must be an American thing.
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Male 74
wow how do people now under stand TO CHOKE YOU CHICKEN LIKE BEAT YOUR MEAT LIKE MASTURBATING!!
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Male 149
Choking the chicken
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Female 178
CHOKE THE CHICKEN FFS PEOPLE COME ON
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Female 178
i like the girl who posted belowm e.

she doesn`t get it. its a guy thing.

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Female 587
i lol`d
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Male 37
jerk chicken? thats what im getting from this
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Female 2,509
OMG taitai CHICKEN FINGERS
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Female 84
Keep drating that chicken? What?
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Female 62
Chicken fingers?
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Male 931
ohhh, i see what you did there.
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Male 5,314
well well well, what do we have here?
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Male 10,440
This has multiple meanings. That doesn`t make it NOT suck as a costume.
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Female 507
Hahaha oh lawd I like that costume.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Chicken.... strangle?[/quote]

Try "choke the chicken."

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Male 3,619
i knew it before it opened
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Male 57
Chicken.... strangle?
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Male 375
lol
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Male 7,817
oh, a masturbation reference, nice.
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Male 107
...han(d)cock?
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Male 20,828
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