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Date: 10/12/09 09:06 AM

65 Responses to Literal Costume of the Week! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:17 am
    Link: Literal Costume of the Week! - Huh? Chicken? ...oh, I get it now.
  2. Profile photo of otku
    otku Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:26 am
    ...han(d)cock?
  3. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:29 am
    oh, a masturbation reference, nice.
  4. Profile photo of gozirra
    gozirra Male 40-49
    375 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:35 am
    lol
  5. Profile photo of alia5
    alia5 Male 13-17
    57 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:36 am
    Chicken.... strangle?
  6. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:36 am
    i knew it before it opened
  7. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:39 am
    Chicken.... strangle?

    Try "choke the chicken."

  8. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:41 am
    Hahaha oh lawd I like that costume.
  9. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:47 am
    This has multiple meanings. That doesn`t make it NOT suck as a costume.
  10. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:49 am
    well well well, what do we have here?
  11. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:01 am
    ohhh, i see what you did there.
  12. Profile photo of taitai
    taitai Female 13-17
    63 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Chicken fingers?
  13. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:15 am
    Keep drating that chicken? What?
  14. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:15 am
    OMG taitai CHICKEN FINGERS
  15. Profile photo of jbray3179
    jbray3179 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:17 am
    jerk chicken? thats what im getting from this
  16. Profile photo of tiggerwitch1
    tiggerwitch1 Female 18-29
    587 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:20 am
    i lol`d
  17. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:27 am
    i like the girl who posted belowm e.

    she doesn`t get it. its a guy thing.

  18. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:28 am
    CHOKE THE CHICKEN FFS PEOPLE COME ON
  19. Profile photo of Armitage
    Armitage Male 18-29
    149 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:30 am
    Choking the chicken
  20. Profile photo of crazyjelly
    crazyjelly Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:33 am
    wow how do people now under stand TO CHOKE YOU CHICKEN LIKE BEAT YOUR MEAT LIKE MASTURBATING!!
  21. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:38 am
    Choking the chicken...? Really? Must be an American thing.
  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:40 am
    I really don`t understand why anyone would want to say that their genitalia resembles poultry...
  23. Profile photo of Haushinka
    Haushinka Female 18-29
    83 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:42 am
    No just...no.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Orphanim, what slang do you have for masturbation over in Euroland?
  25. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:06 am
    Ophanim, we use that phrase in Europe. Must be an 18-29 year old thing.
  26. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:19 am
    MAN i can NEVER get these literal photos!
  27. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
    i didnt know either. there are too many terms for a dick to keep track of them all.
  28. Profile photo of SwissNipsUK
    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    763 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:10 pm
    Choke the Chicken ?
  29. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    Handcock!
  30. Profile photo of Fizz_Chilla
    Fizz_Chilla Male 18-29
    76 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    Choke the chicken = have a rather happy fiddle with your man piece.
  31. Profile photo of DrDagger
    DrDagger Male 18-29
    24 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Wringing the chicken`s neck lol
  32. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:13 pm
    I knew what it would be as soon as I read "chicken". :D
  33. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    lol. Kind of lame.
  34. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    LOL @ TKD. x"D
  35. Profile photo of Growlerchan
    Growlerchan Female 13-17
    41 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    "rubber rooster/chicken suit" comes to mind...simply because it looks like a toy rubber chicken
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:49 pm
    "to choke the chicken" classic!
  37. Profile photo of fghj
    fghj Male 30-39
    392 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    its a rooster
  38. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    Does this contraption work on this chicken too!
    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm...
  39. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    funny, but too easy
  40. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    douchebag of the year award!
  41. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Why are all the euphamisms for male masterbation so violent/painful sounding?
  42. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
    107 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    If it was a hen, you couldn`t make "cock" jokes, now could you?
  43. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Morrigann ~ "Why are all the euphamisms for male masterbation so violent/painful sounding?"
    ----------------------------------------------
    You mean YOU don`t cry while masturbating?
  44. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
    I present you, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen) with the 748 euphemisms for masturbation. Kinda NSFW I suppose..

    http://hotlinks.blogspot.com/2006/11/eup...

    8-)

  45. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    ahh my morning exercises put into costume form!
  46. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3290 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    Strangulating poultry?
  47. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    I`d choke his chicken any day of the week. Rawr.
  48. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    Spanking the chickens throat?
  49. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    o_O
  50. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm
    Oooh.
  51. Profile photo of RawrXD
    RawrXD Male 18-29
    145 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    teehee rooster
  52. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:14 pm
    he looks like such a queer
  53. Profile photo of Jozh
    Jozh Male 13-17
    3 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:52 pm
    Hand rooster?
  54. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:55 pm
    choke your chicken? why is everyone saying "rooster?"
  55. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    opiebreath? how is "406. Rubbing Yourself Until You Have An Orgasm" a euphemism for masturbation?
  56. Profile photo of xunbirthday
    xunbirthday Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:33 pm
    choking the chicken. I work at a Halloween store and we sell that there. They also have one of just a chicken that`s a Rubber Chicken, and a giant foam hand Shocker symbol that douche bags wear over their whole bodies. Yep.
  57. Profile photo of Carks
    Carks Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 12:56 am
    k10josumm...they are saying rooster, because technically that guy in the picture is a "male chicken". although the joke is choking the chicken, the company who made this didn`t think it through.
  58. Profile photo of SlappyMcFish
    SlappyMcFish Female 13-17
    248 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:02 am
    Funny but im not laughing
  59. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:56 am
    lol k10josumm... they are al saying rooster because they got swear filter pwned :)

    lol but you just made my day :)

  60. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:22 am
    not very funny, the guy wearing it seems sorry
  61. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    nah man, this stands for chicken fingers.
  62. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:24 am
    haha, choking his chicken I see...
  63. Profile photo of KatieLady47
    KatieLady47 Female 18-29
    135 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm
    lol silly willy
  64. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    May 15, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    ha ha ha to choke a chicken

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