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Date: 10/18/09 09:00 AM

81 Responses to Least Expensive 14-Year-Old Hooker Ever! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18853 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 8:59 am
    Link: Least Expensive 14-Year-Old Hooker Ever! - Ah, the impetuousness of youth.
  2. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:09 am
    D:
  3. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:09 am
    i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world.
  4. Profile photo of OGF
    OGF Male 13-17
    17 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:10 am
    ROFLMAO!!!
  5. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:10 am
    maybe she should lay off the cheeze burgers
  6. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:19 am
    "I`ll gladly pay you Tuesday for hamburger today!"
  7. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:25 am
    Maybe if she didn`t eat so many cheeseburgers she could charge more...
  8. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:26 am
    "i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world."

    Actually she serves as an upper for all those pathetic middle class people who need to be constantly reminded that their lives aren`t so bad and they need to get off the prozac...

  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:27 am
    maybe from mcdonalds, but not like a quarter pounder or something.
  10. Profile photo of gamerx47
    gamerx47 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:31 am
    2353683
    Female, 70 & Over, S. America
    107 Posts Sunday, October 18, 2009 9:09:19 AM
    i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world.


    So... let me get this right, you don`t want these kind of pictures posted... because they make you depressed? And this picture some how sums up all of the problems with the world today?

    k, just checking.

  11. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:33 am
    future welfare mother.
    boy, maury`s gone downhill
  12. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:39 am
    That`s sad.
  13. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:44 am
    Me thinks this is big pile of stinking poo, and if she was so hard up, she would not be on TV, and her fat ass wouldn`t be as fat. The lies of middle class America, the attention whores edition.
  14. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:52 am
    Worlds oldest profession. Nothing to be ashamed about honey.
  15. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:57 am
    i lol`d
  16. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:12 am
    @madest

    No, there is tons to be ashamed of here.

  17. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:14 am
    i giggled a little bit. am i going to hell?
  18. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:17 am
    Omg I laughed. I`m going to hell:(
  19. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:20 am
    ...
  20. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:22 am
    She is lying - only once! She is packing a whole lot of cheeseburgers.
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:26 am
    Sex for a cheeseburger? I wonder what she`d do for a whole Happy Meal?
  22. Profile photo of Jaedon
    Jaedon Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:28 am
    A quarter-pound-her.
  23. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
    Me and my friend saw this episode and almost died. Almost as good as the time the lady was on and was not 100% sure, not 110% sure, but 2.5 MILLION (that`s right 2.5 million -_-) PERCENT SURE HE WAS THE FATHER! No joke, seriously where do they find these people?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZZEHoh8k...

  24. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:42 am
    more like a triple cheeseburger with extra everything O.o
  25. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:58 am
    Blech! Thanks Skeezer...just watching that clip left a bad taste in my mouth. She`s almost like some sort of a prosta-tot meet Jabba the Hut cross-breed.
  26. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:08 am
    doesn`t her parents feed her? hahaha think I seen this one watching Maury.
  27. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
    Maury has had some pretty funny moments. lol
  28. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Where could I find this cheeseburger that is good enough to have sex for? It better be a damn good burger.
  29. Profile photo of Gexxo
    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:46 am
    You know you`re fat when...
  30. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 11:51 am
    Only on Maury... I must say, that show is worth watching for the lulz alone.
  31. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    nellerbear, the restaurant is called Burger Bar, http://www.fleurdelyssf.com/. Not that this Mac Scanky would ever have a clue.
  32. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    well no duh a cheeseburger, look at her.
  33. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    Was it a Kobe beef burger??
  34. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Neagle - Now thats a burger worth spreading for!
  35. Profile photo of MadP
    MadP Female 18-29
    332 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:36 pm
    I haz cheezburger....but I`d rather keep it.
  36. Profile photo of EvilGrouse
    EvilGrouse Male 30-39
    454 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm
    She be havin` lots of cheeseburgers. Sho nuff.
  37. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    `once had sex for a cheeseburger`

    Usually she gets the whole value meal?

  38. Profile photo of nomorecheese
    nomorecheese Male 13-17
    463 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    i would have sex for a southern style chicken sandwich from mcdonalds! those chicken snadwiches are pretty damn good
  39. Profile photo of dmonman
    dmonman Male 13-17
    59 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    Yeah... i`d rather keep my cheeseburger. She`s not worth it.:-|
  40. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:09 pm
    "A quarter-pound-her." -Jaedon

    Nice.

  41. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    I think I`d rather keep my cheeseburger...
  42. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    Nice :P
  43. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:15 pm
    I would of rather had sex with the cheeseburger.
  44. Profile photo of zoneking
    zoneking Male 30-39
    106 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:27 pm
    It`s Randy`s half sister from the trailer park boys show!!!!!
  45. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm
    Was it this guy?
  46. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    ide eat the cheese burger behind her back while sexing

    behind her back ;)

  47. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    was mit a fresh cheeseburger?
  48. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm
    I second that propagandi! haha
  49. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    awww :( and negative one great post
  50. Profile photo of asjomaha
    asjomaha Female 30-39
    153 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 5:03 pm
    @ Negative One : Wimpy FTW!
  51. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    I know a girl who once had sex for a McChicken.

    I wish I was joking.

  52. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:42 pm
    Shizzzz; when you`re hungry you`ll do anything. >_>; rofl.
  53. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:50 pm
    i know a girl that gave a blowjob for a quarter-pounder with cheese.
  54. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    captain pat and peloos.... what the hell kind of girls do you two hang out with?? :O
  55. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    I didnt say i hung out with her i said i know her! shes so nasty. she was telling a story one time in great detail and said something along the lines of "and while i was f*ing him, this other guy came in and wanted to f me too, so i was like what ever, im high, i dont give a poo, so i got f*ed on both sides" and she was telling this story durring lunch and i didnt wanna eat anymore cus shes really fat and ewwy!
  56. Profile photo of imustbreaku
    imustbreaku Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 8:15 pm
    if i was girl, i`d have sex for food. granted, i`d be sure it was a full combo. i`m no dollar menu whore.
  57. Profile photo of omgwtfcj
    omgwtfcj Male 18-29
    59 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    They say obesity is a disease. We now know the cause.
  58. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    Sponsored AD placement by macdees. Very sublimal, but i`m already craving a double cheez..
  59. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 9:07 pm
    Sex for a cheeseburger? I`d have to say she got the best of that deal!
  60. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Well, if she got that cheeseburger at Chili`s it was a date.
  61. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
    112 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    Omnomnomnomnomnomnom.
  62. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:24 pm
    lol stay classy maury
  63. Profile photo of alpha8te
    alpha8te Male 30-39
    71 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 10:56 pm
    I`ll gladly pay you for a cheesburger tuesday that I can have today....with sex
  64. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 12:25 am
    She can haz cheeseburger?
  65. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 12:40 am
    secks fo`s a cheezebuguh?... uhm, no. no thankyou. you can just have the dollar.
  66. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 1:24 am
    ill give you a mcchicken and thats all youre gonna get you little bitch
  67. Profile photo of Geliax
    Geliax Male 18-29
    46 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 2:05 am
    @dragonshadoz
    "She can haz cheeseburger?"
    Classic!
  68. Profile photo of stumpydave
    stumpydave Male 30-39
    50 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 2:37 am
    Personally I think she is lying. It looks like she got more than one cheeseburger, many large portions of fries and enough coke to fill a swimming pool. Damn she is fat.
  69. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 4:22 am
    >>@ Negative One : Wimpy FTW!<<

    Now wait just a consarned minute! I posted WImpy`s quote first. So technically, I should get the win. But I`m willing to share credit....I guess.... :|

  70. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 6:36 am
    "It`s Randy`s half sister from the trailer park boys show!!!!!"
    ROFL I thought it could be a illegitamite daughter of his from turning tricks for cheeseburgers.

  71. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 8:31 am
    Quick! Someone put this up on icanhascheezburger!
  72. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 8:57 am
    dont make fun of her! cheeseburgers are amazing. i can understand where she`s coming from
  73. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 3:25 pm
    she can haz a cheezeburger
  74. Profile photo of imaninja2008
    imaninja2008 Female 18-29
    87 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 7:29 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbVETXBUA...
  75. Profile photo of StudentOfMan
    StudentOfMan Male 40-49
    346 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 9:49 pm
    I`d have sex for free. The cheeseburger would just be my bonus for providing multiple lip-biting, fingernail-digging, whimpering like a hurt puppy vagsplosions. Let me tell you, that cheeseburger would be awesome, just awesome. But I`d still have the free sex.
  76. Profile photo of Bellazdestny
    Bellazdestny Female 30-39
    13 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 3:01 am
    The pic was too funny, then I busted a gut when I looked up and there was an ad for McDonalds!!!! bwhahahahahaha
  77. Profile photo of bree416
    bree416 Female 18-29
    265 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:24 am
    reminds me of dont be a menance to society while drinking your juice in the hood...i got these cheeeeeezeburgers mannnn
  78. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    Hooker Cat Is A Hooker.
  79. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    These days, the economy it bad for lolcats. i mean they need thier cheeseburgers
  80. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 9:25 am
    yummy, underage sex and a burger
  81. Profile photo of Lauryn
    Lauryn Female 18-29
    437 posts
    November 18, 2009 at 12:41 am
    ooh gotta love maury!! LOL

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