Least Expensive 14-Year-Old Hooker Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

Ah, the impetuousness of youth.
There are 81 comments:
Female 437
ooh gotta love maury!! LOL
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Male 1,484
yummy, underage sex and a burger
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Male 122
These days, the economy it bad for lolcats. i mean they need thier cheeseburgers
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Male 122
Hooker Cat Is A Hooker.
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Female 265
reminds me of dont be a menance to society while drinking your juice in the hood...i got these cheeeeeezeburgers mannnn
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Female 13
The pic was too funny, then I busted a gut when I looked up and there was an ad for McDonalds!!!! bwhahahahahaha
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Male 345
I`d have sex for free. The cheeseburger would just be my bonus for providing multiple lip-biting, fingernail-digging, whimpering like a hurt puppy vagsplosions. Let me tell you, that cheeseburger would be awesome, just awesome. But I`d still have the free sex.
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Female 5,222
she can haz a cheezeburger
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Male 1,646
[sarcasm]dont make fun of her! cheeseburgers are amazing. i can understand where she`s coming from[/sarcasm]
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Male 168
Quick! Someone put this up on icanhascheezburger!
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Male 14,330
"It`s Randy`s half sister from the trailer park boys show!!!!!"
ROFL I thought it could be a illegitamite daughter of his from turning tricks for cheeseburgers.

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Male 976
>>@ Negative One : Wimpy FTW!<<

Now wait just a consarned minute! I posted WImpy`s quote first. So technically, I should get the win. But I`m willing to share credit....I guess.... :|

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Male 50
Personally I think she is lying. It looks like she got more than one cheeseburger, many large portions of fries and enough coke to fill a swimming pool. Damn she is fat.
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Male 46
@dragonshadoz
"She can haz cheeseburger?"
Classic!
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Male 703
ill give you a mcchicken and thats all youre gonna get you little bitch
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Male 1,686
secks fo`s a cheezebuguh?... uhm, no. no thankyou. you can just have the dollar.
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Female 4,028
She can haz cheeseburger?
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Male 71
I`ll gladly pay you for a cheesburger tuesday that I can have today....with sex
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Female 3,828
lol stay classy maury
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Male 112
Omnomnomnomnomnomnom.
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Male 3,756
Well, if she got that cheeseburger at Chili`s it was a date.
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Male 15,832
Sex for a cheeseburger? I`d have to say she got the best of that deal!
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Male 152
Sponsored AD placement by macdees. Very sublimal, but i`m already craving a double cheez..
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Male 59
They say obesity is a disease. We now know the cause.
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Male 38
if i was girl, i`d have sex for food. granted, i`d be sure it was a full combo. i`m no dollar menu whore.
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Male 1,584
I didnt say i hung out with her i said i know her! shes so nasty. she was telling a story one time in great detail and said something along the lines of "and while i was f*ing him, this other guy came in and wanted to f me too, so i was like what ever, im high, i dont give a poo, so i got f*ed on both sides" and she was telling this story durring lunch and i didnt wanna eat anymore cus shes really fat and ewwy!
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Female 4,197
captain pat and peloos.... what the hell kind of girls do you two hang out with?? :O
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Male 1,584
i know a girl that gave a blowjob for a quarter-pounder with cheese.
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Female 230
Shizzzz; when you`re hungry you`ll do anything. >_>; rofl.
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Male 3,819
I know a girl who once had sex for a McChicken.

I wish I was joking.

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Female 153
@ Negative One : Wimpy FTW!
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Male 807
awww :( and negative one great post
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Male 678
I second that propagandi! haha
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Male 25,416
was mit a fresh cheeseburger?
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Female 1,890
ide eat the cheese burger behind her back while sexing

behind her back ;)

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Male 2,582
Was it this guy?
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Male 106
It`s Randy`s half sister from the trailer park boys show!!!!!
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Male 725
I would of rather had sex with the cheeseburger.
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Female 931
Nice :P
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Female 4,197
I think I`d rather keep my cheeseburger...
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Female 1,441
"A quarter-pound-her." -Jaedon

Nice.

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Male 59
Yeah... i`d rather keep my cheeseburger. She`s not worth it.:-|
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Male 463
i would have sex for a southern style chicken sandwich from mcdonalds! those chicken snadwiches are pretty damn good
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Male 1,505
`once had sex for a cheeseburger`

Usually she gets the whole value meal?

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Male 454
She be havin` lots of cheeseburgers. Sho nuff.
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Female 332
I haz cheezburger....but I`d rather keep it.
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Male 90
Neagle - Now thats a burger worth spreading for!
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Female 116
Was it a Kobe beef burger??
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Male 1,837
well no duh a cheeseburger, look at her.
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Male 1,404
nellerbear, the restaurant is called Burger Bar, http://www.fleurdelyssf.com/. Not that this Mac Scanky would ever have a clue.
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Male 3,425
Only on Maury... I must say, that show is worth watching for the lulz alone.
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Male 672
You know you`re fat when...
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Female 105
Where could I find this cheeseburger that is good enough to have sex for? It better be a damn good burger.
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Female 4,376
Maury has had some pretty funny moments. lol
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Female 1,604
doesn`t her parents feed her? hahaha think I seen this one watching Maury.
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Male 2,549
Blech! Thanks Skeezer...just watching that clip left a bad taste in my mouth. She`s almost like some sort of a prosta-tot meet Jabba the Hut cross-breed.
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Male 720
Me and my friend saw this episode and almost died. Almost as good as the time the lady was on and was not 100% sure, not 110% sure, but 2.5 MILLION (that`s right 2.5 million -_-) PERCENT SURE HE WAS THE FATHER! No joke, seriously where do they find these people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZZEHoh8k...

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Male 553
more like a triple cheeseburger with extra everything O.o
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Male 72
A quarter-pound-her.
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Male 12,138
Sex for a cheeseburger? I wonder what she`d do for a whole Happy Meal?
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Male 90
She is lying - only once! She is packing a whole lot of cheeseburgers.
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Male 1,381
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Male 292
Omg I laughed. I`m going to hell:(
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Male 610
i giggled a little bit. am i going to hell?
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Male 3,255
@madest

No, there is tons to be ashamed of here.

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Male 1,403
i lol`d
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Male 7,378
Worlds oldest profession. Nothing to be ashamed about honey.
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Male 2,229
Me thinks this is big pile of stinking poo, and if she was so hard up, she would not be on TV, and her fat ass wouldn`t be as fat. The lies of middle class America, the attention whores edition.
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Male 2,553
That`s sad.
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Female 855
future welfare mother.
boy, maury`s gone downhill
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Male 330
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Female, 70 & Over, S. America
107 Posts Sunday, October 18, 2009 9:09:19 AM
i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world.


So... let me get this right, you don`t want these kind of pictures posted... because they make you depressed? And this picture some how sums up all of the problems with the world today?

k, just checking.

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Male 7,586
maybe from mcdonalds, but not like a quarter pounder or something.
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Male 819
"i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world."

Actually she serves as an upper for all those pathetic middle class people who need to be constantly reminded that their lives aren`t so bad and they need to get off the prozac...

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Male 819
Maybe if she didn`t eat so many cheeseburgers she could charge more...
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Male 976
"I`ll gladly pay you Tuesday for hamburger today!"
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Male 2,506
maybe she should lay off the cheeze burgers
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Male 17
ROFLMAO!!!
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Female 178
i really don`t think you guys should be giving people like this such publicity. they don`t deserve it and only act as a downer for the rest of us who try to hope for better things from the world.
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Male 1,882
D:
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Male 19,887
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