Jesus Takes The Wheel: Operating Room Edition [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

"Lemme get in there."
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Female 332
Jesus has a receding hair line. He can`t even get Rogaine and you expect him to do a triple bypass? Fail.
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Male 133
This is why I hate religion.
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Female 87
i think if he looked up he mightlook like ewan mcgregor lol
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Female 5,222
jesus kinda looks like.. a jedi??
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Male 2
A Jewish doctor? Who knew Jesus was every god diggers dream.
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Male 672
"Look, guys, my dad friggin made these things. Give me a chance, I won`t screw up, promise!"
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Male 494
[DebateAttack]So JESUS is the one who cut my father`s artery during heart surgery.[/DebateAttack]
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Female 15
Jesus has a wicked receding hairline.
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Male 525
Almighty_Jew, I`d make fun of it to and I was brought up as a catholic. I say was because I realise the God, Santa and the Easter Bunny are all make believe when I was about 4.
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Male 103
OH MY FRAKING ALLAH! That exact picture is hanging right next to the first story elevator at the hospital I do my clinical rotations at (Florida hospital in orlando). It`s funny because I actually got in trouble for making fun of it.
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Male 48
Seems like whenever there`s a pic of Jesus on here, or anything even remotely referring to God, the whole forum erupts in controversy. I think we should stick to kitties hugging puppies and Fancy`s unexplainable hard drive pics. It`s "I Am Bored", not "I Am Looking for a Religious Debate".
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Male 1,265
Religion in its entirety can sod off.

There is nothing but human grandeur and human stupidity, human achievement and human failure, human strength and human weakness.

We owe nothing to any deity we`ve ever come up with, because they`re all falsehoods.

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Female 434
"If God exists, I`m giving him a big f*cking middle finger right now, cause he`s a toying, jealous, fame-seeking, manipulating c*nt."
"if you cant see it, do humanity a favor and shoot your balls/ovaries off so you can`t reproduce."

I agree with you both completely.
The irony is that if anyone is dealt a losing hand, and something just happens to go right, at least partially, it`s a `miracle`; the whole horrible incident is forgiven. (Am I expressing this correctly? I`m not talking about anyone in particular.)
Davy, I feel for you. I have lost several family members to cancer. It`s a horrible feeling to know that someone you love is on a timeline of sorts.
... Well, this is an awfully cheery atmosphere.

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Male 1,666
Davy, I would say lol to your entire post if it wasn`t for that last, sad part. That`s tough man, hope you get through it, and if your aunt goes, she goes peacefully and on good terms. :)
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Male 4,793
oh, and also you have to be decently intelligent to put the pieces together to see just how evil god is. if you cant see it, do humanity a favor and shoot your balls/ovaries off so you can`t reproduce.
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Male 4,793
ooh ooh! hey guys, god doesnt exist. and IF he does, he`s an evil bastard anyway! if you read the bible once in a while you`d know that!!
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Male 12,138
[quote]I still believe in god though... God meaning
a higher power..[/quote]

No argument from me there Britt. Many people believe in a Higher Power, and I respect that. For me, that higher power is called science, or at least that part of science we haven`t figured out yet.

Like Overmann, I have no beef with people`s individual beliefs. That`s their own business. But when religion starts taking credit for the work of surgeons, some of the smartest humans that we`ve evolved (yes, I used that dirty word), then I get pissed off.

True story time (really, I`m not trying to score points here, this is real and live). Earlier tonight, my Aunt went under the scalpel for cancer. Surgeons closed her back up. There was nothing they could do for her, she`s got 2 months to live, so say the Docs.

If God exists, I`m giving him a big f*cking middle finger right now, cause he`s a toying, jealous, fame-seeking, manipulating c*nt.

God, if you`re there, suck the back side of my balls.

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Female 2,289
davymid, I`m a christian, but I don`t go by the bible. There are WAY too many things in the bible that I have to dissagree with. I still believe in god though... God meaning
a higher power..
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Male 12,138
[quote]overmann, did you get molested or something by the church? why do you have to be such a huge buzzkill on every single religious post? seriously. shut up.[/quote]

Sorry, triple post. On a power trip now, *I* (and fellow Mods) tell people who to shut up around here. Not you. So don`t.

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Male 12,138
[quote]If a person is going to do something specifically because ANYTHING told them to do something from INSIDE their head, they should ask themselves, "am I f*cking crazy?". Because that`s what you call a person who needs to be sent to the loony bin.... It doesn`t matter WHO you think is telling you to do something. If it`s coming from inside your head, think again.... Now, if you think god is going to ask you to kill your children and you don`t think it`s wrong then your CRAZY and F*CKED UP.[/quote]

Ah Britt, I notice you claim yourself Christian on your profile. From my Christian childhood, one of the most oft-told fables of the virtues of Christianity was where God told Abraham to kill his son. Human sacrifice. Abraham (listening to the voices in his head), went ahead and tied his son to a rock, and was about to stab him in the chest when God popped in and said, "Nah, just f*cking with ya. We cool now."

Three words. Sick As F*ck.

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Male 12,138
[quote]Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand.[/quote]

Overmann is many things. I sincerely doubt however that he qualifies as a "moron". Just my take on him.

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Male 397
"By what criteria are you distinguishing between real guidance from God and false guidance? Can you provide a non-circular argument for it?"
apparently, only peopel in books and on tv have truly heard the word of god. i still think moses and abraham were schizo.
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Male 703
come on jesus youve had enough to drink dont do this "no no im fieen let jebus hsnle it"
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Male 617
overmann, did you get molested or something by the church? why do you have to be such a huge buzzkill on every single religious post? seriously. shut up.
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Female 2,289
Overmann, a person should be able to know if something is wrong or not. With or without god telling them to do something... A person should be able to decide for themself what to do in situations or at any time at all.

If a person is going to do something specifically because ANYTHING told them to do something from INSIDE their head, they should ask themselves, "am I f*cking crazy?". Because that`s what you call a person who needs to be sent to the loony bin.

It doesn`t matter WHO you think is telling you to do something. If it`s coming from inside your head, think again. Also, people can mistake their crazy minds with god telling them to do something like KILL. Now, if you think god is going to ask you to kill your children... and you don`t think it`s wrong... then your CRAZY and F*CKED UP.

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Male 2,440
Surgeons save lives.
God laughs and says "Haha, I gave him the tumor!"
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Male 2,440
Overmann dishes out a hot serving of PWN.
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Male 2,600
One more thing.

"It is the doc who does the work, but through the grace and help of God, we have nothing to fear in something going wrong."

What about those people who claim to hear the voice of God telling them to murder their children in a bath tub? Surely you know this is morally wrong, but how do you explain it? By what criteria are you distinguishing between real guidance from God and false guidance? Can you provide a non-circular argument for it?

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Male 1,190
I hope he isnt the Jeebus of the Fundies, since the believe that the world is only 6000 years old and the patient would not have the benefit of the millions of years of mammalian evolution, so the doctor wont find organs, but lines of biblical quotes in the torso of this unfortunate victim of Xianity!
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Male 2,600
"The idea is not that human are morons and God does all the work, the idea is that if we allow ourselves to be guided by God, God will provide that guidance."

What did my post say? I`ll remind you and provide you the opportunity to not read my post again:

"It`s not the picture so much as the original notion behind it, namely that God... is guiding the hands of surgeons..."

I specifically said `guided`. I made no claims of humans being morons, when in fact I accept the opposite.

"Don`t you hope you do well during a test or for a loved one to get well?"

Hoping and praying are not the same in the sense of intention: I can hope without necessarily directing those hopes to a deity. However, the net effect is the same, because I believe there is no God to whom those hopes in a prayer can be directed.

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Male 2,600
"Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

No, I am not a moron. I realize this is just plain unsubstantiated name-calling but I like calling it out for what it is. What are you going to do, call me another name?

As for being biased, however, you are absolutely right. I am certainly inclined to think that there is no God versus there being one. This is *not* to say that I cannot be convinced otherwise. People like to say I`m narrow-minded in my ways, but in actuality I am very willing and eager to have my mind changed - just don`t expect to do it with any hand-drawn picture of Jesus, and especially not one implying our science has any other origins but in the seat of the brightest, greatest minds of humanity.

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Female 12
ha! i had to visit a surgeon a few months ago and this painting hangs in his office. i call it the `dirty hobo jesus` painting as jesus looks a little less clean and a little more down on his luck than he usually does in paintings. in fact, i really can`t believe they would ever let him in an operating room. jesus or not, he`s a health risk...
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Male 162
@Overmann: The idea is not that human are morons and God does all the work, the idea is that if we allow ourselves to be guided by God, God will provide that guidance. The idea behind this painting is that the Doctor is probably praying and hoping he does well during surgery. Don`t you hope you do well during a test or for a loved one to get well? Notice Christ isn`t holding onto the doc`s hand and forcing the issue. His hand is one shoulder and his other is simply a guide. It is the doc who does the work, but through the grace and help of God, we have nothing to fear in something going wrong. Unfortunately your first sentence renders this whole explanation pointless anyways.
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Male 1
Nobody sees the real problem here? There is clearly a WOMEN in the operating room wearing surgical scrubs like she thinks she gets to help or something.
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Male 769
"Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

Actually, from where i stand, he understands completely. Leaving our fates up to Christ and God are completely understandable... and biblically correct. Our actions, on the other hand are completely our own. The whole, "The Devil made me do it" or "Jesus take the wheel" arguments are just people trying to pass the blame or give credit where it`s not due.

And about the post, he really needs a cap to keep his hair out of the way.

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Female 385
for some reason this pic comferted me a lot
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Female 15,763
"Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

He`s not the only one who made the connection, not at all; he just worded it the most eloquently.

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Male 741
FlameOfUdun
explain it, then, or gtfo.
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Male 8,302
The painting is "The Last Circumcision" by Da NotConvincedi.
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Male 1,220
Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand.
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Female 838
Did he scrub? Someone is going to get staph
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Female 290
Dagnabbit, someone beat me to it with Qui Gon Jin. XD They were more accurate on looks anyway. X3
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Male 485
o.o
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Female 290
More lke Obi Wan takes the wheel?
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Male 1,381
nocornforyou:

i think you mean "disconcerting".

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Female 15
The sentiment is nice.

The execution is creepy and a little concerning.

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Male 2,688
No truer words have been spoken, Overmann. God endowed human kind with free will, which means we control our own fate.
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Male 807
thats not Jesus thats qui gonn jin DEMANDING that the surgeon use the force sorry for the geeky star wars reference
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Female 864
I couldn`t agree more Overmann .
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Male 1,598
Jesus: "Hey, I lost my watch, get it out for me, `k?"

Surgeon: "Sure thing, bro."

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Male 2,600
This kind of stuff bothers me. It`s not the picture so much as the original notion behind it, namely that God (or Jesus or the Holy Spirit, I never really understood the one-but-three mind-f*ck) is guiding the hands of surgeons as they carry out life-saving procedures. For one, it removes credit from the dedicated men and women who save lives on a daily basis. For two, it`s a completely ridiculous and unnecessary logical misstep to conclude anything but the person on their own is controlling their hands.
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Male 25,416
"Jeses" he knows everything!
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Male 192
Hey surgeon, you are cutting it wrong.
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Female 931
Lmfao.
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Male 24
Hey, jerk, get your hand off the scalpel!
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Male 976
Surgeon: "Jesus Christ!!"

Jesus Christ: "Yes, My child?"

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Female 4,039
Since when does Jesus have a mullet?
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Female 846
jesus looks more like obi won kenobi`s brother...i think id rather have a jedi in the operating room then jesus...
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Male 4,807
Looks more like Earl from that show "my name is earl"
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Male 254
Jesus! Dude! Where is your mask and gloves? have you even scrubbed??
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Male 299
"is jesus going bald????"

Although, technically, he is God`s son, he still is over two millenia old.

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Male 298
is jesus going bald????
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Female 751
"Flame Shield, ACTIVATE!"

lol, nice one davymid

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Male 587
No All the good stuff that happens is cause god is good. All the bad stuff happens cause god has a plan. Religion is like the special Olympics.
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Male 3,425
"Maybe instead of "helping out" in the operating theatre, you coulda stopped the poor kid getting pancreatic cancer in the first place. Did you ever think of that, you dick?

FLAME SHIELD, ACTIVATE!"


OMFG, you just totally disrespected Jesus! FLAME WAAAAAR/1!!!1!1!111!1!!!!!!1!

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Male 138
When something goes wrong, it`s never seems to be god`s fault, huh?
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Female 7,838
IVBYDRK. Um- pretty sure jesus is dead- so that IS a trucker criminal. He may be after the sharp knives- or the drugs. Which hospital should I be avoiding here?
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Female 15,763
"And his name wouldn`t have been Jesus. It would have been Joshua. Just saying."

I thought it was Yeshua... or are those similar/the same?

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Male 12,138
Maybe instead of "helping out" in the operating theatre, you coulda stopped the poor kid getting pancreatic cancer in the first place. Did you ever think of that, you dick?

FLAME SHIELD, ACTIVATE!

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Male 864
Also, Jesus wasn`t a 4th generation American. Wasn`t white. That`s just saying if he really existed. And his name wouldn`t have been Jesus. It would have been Joshua. Just saying.
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Male 864
Jesus isn`t sterile... Guys gonna die from Jesitus because Jesus didn`t love him enough to wash his hands... It`s a shame. Jesus has just gotten a big head over the years. We miss the old Jesus. I think it`s time for an intervention on this crazy, cracked-out Jesus... He`s obviously on drugs, thinking he can just walk into an operating room like that.
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Female 66
He isnt wearing GLOVES, thats contamination! And that beard! No mask, he could get a hair in the wound and cause an infection!

So much wrong.. including that receding hairline that makes him look like a trucker criminal.

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Female 15,763
The doctors BETTER not be hoping Jesus helps them.

That`s what medical school is for, dammit!

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Male 1,002
"you don`t need scalpels or medical knowledge if you have love! Here, let me just put my hand in there for a bit."

"boop.. boop.. boop.. boop.. booooooooooooooooooooooooo....."

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Male 38
Jesus looks like he would be saying "Uh uh. You`re doing it wrong."
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Male 959
I hope next time I`m in an operating theatre that the surgeon is relying on scientific medical research and knowledge, and not basing his performance on some imaginary mythological pixie.
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Male 672
"Look, guys, my dad friggin made these things. Give me a chance, I won`t screw up, promise!"
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Male 7,585
i wonder where he got his medical degree?
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Male 3,425
Pfffft, Jesus doesn`t need medical instruments, he can just perform some of that freaky miracle shizz.
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Female 75
This just made me lol more than It probably should have.. :)
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Male 496
What hospital is this where they let ageing hippies just wander into operating rooms and participate in surgery?!
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Male 19,868
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