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Date: 10/07/09 10:00 AM

82 Responses to Jesus Takes The Wheel: Operating Room Edition [Pic

  1. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:06 am
    What hospital is this where they let ageing hippies just wander into operating rooms and participate in surgery?!
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    RainbowNinja Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:07 am
    This just made me lol more than It probably should have.. :)
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:13 am
    Pfffft, Jesus doesn`t need medical instruments, he can just perform some of that freaky miracle shizz.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:16 am
    i wonder where he got his medical degree?
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:16 am
    "Look, guys, my dad friggin made these things. Give me a chance, I won`t screw up, promise!"
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    bankvole Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:27 am
    I hope next time I`m in an operating theatre that the surgeon is relying on scientific medical research and knowledge, and not basing his performance on some imaginary mythological pixie.
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    imustbreaku Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:31 am
    Jesus looks like he would be saying "Uh uh. You`re doing it wrong."
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    Joolin Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:36 am
    "you don`t need scalpels or medical knowledge if you have love! Here, let me just put my hand in there for a bit."

    "boop.. boop.. boop.. boop.. booooooooooooooooooooooooo....."

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:44 am
    The doctors BETTER not be hoping Jesus helps them.

    That`s what medical school is for, dammit!

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    IVBYDRK Female 18-29
    66 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 10:46 am
    He isnt wearing GLOVES, thats contamination! And that beard! No mask, he could get a hair in the wound and cause an infection!

    So much wrong.. including that receding hairline that makes him look like a trucker criminal.

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    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:46 am
    Jesus isn`t sterile... Guys gonna die from Jesitus because Jesus didn`t love him enough to wash his hands... It`s a shame. Jesus has just gotten a big head over the years. We miss the old Jesus. I think it`s time for an intervention on this crazy, cracked-out Jesus... He`s obviously on drugs, thinking he can just walk into an operating room like that.
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    Nebbie Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:49 am
    Also, Jesus wasn`t a 4th generation American. Wasn`t white. That`s just saying if he really existed. And his name wouldn`t have been Jesus. It would have been Joshua. Just saying.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Maybe instead of "helping out" in the operating theatre, you coulda stopped the poor kid getting pancreatic cancer in the first place. Did you ever think of that, you dick?

    FLAME SHIELD, ACTIVATE!

  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 10:59 am
    "And his name wouldn`t have been Jesus. It would have been Joshua. Just saying."

    I thought it was Yeshua... or are those similar/the same?

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    madduck Female 50-59
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:00 am
    IVBYDRK. Um- pretty sure jesus is dead- so that IS a trucker criminal. He may be after the sharp knives- or the drugs. Which hospital should I be avoiding here?
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    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 11:07 am
    When something goes wrong, it`s never seems to be god`s fault, huh?
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:23 am
    "Maybe instead of "helping out" in the operating theatre, you coulda stopped the poor kid getting pancreatic cancer in the first place. Did you ever think of that, you dick?

    FLAME SHIELD, ACTIVATE!"


    OMFG, you just totally disrespected Jesus! FLAME WAAAAAR/1!!!1!1!111!1!!!!!!1!

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    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 11:35 am
    No All the good stuff that happens is cause god is good. All the bad stuff happens cause god has a plan. Religion is like the special Olympics.
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 11:42 am
    "Flame Shield, ACTIVATE!"

    lol, nice one davymid

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    pdjr Male 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:47 am
    is jesus going bald????
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    ZackDark Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm
    "is jesus going bald????"

    Although, technically, he is God`s son, he still is over two millenia old.

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    Fortitude Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm
    Jesus! Dude! Where is your mask and gloves? have you even scrubbed??
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    Looks more like Earl from that show "my name is earl"
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:19 pm
    jesus looks more like obi won kenobi`s brother...i think id rather have a jedi in the operating room then jesus...
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    Oystah Female 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm
    Since when does Jesus have a mullet?
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    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:45 pm
    Surgeon: "Jesus Christ!!"

    Jesus Christ: "Yes, My child?"

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    eggy409 Male 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
    Hey, jerk, get your hand off the scalpel!
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    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
    Lmfao.
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    PeRsOnAaNiMa Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 12:58 pm
    Hey surgeon, you are cutting it wrong.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 1:02 pm
    "Jeses" he knows everything!
  31. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    This kind of stuff bothers me. It`s not the picture so much as the original notion behind it, namely that God (or Jesus or the Holy Spirit, I never really understood the one-but-three mind-f*ck) is guiding the hands of surgeons as they carry out life-saving procedures. For one, it removes credit from the dedicated men and women who save lives on a daily basis. For two, it`s a completely ridiculous and unnecessary logical misstep to conclude anything but the person on their own is controlling their hands.
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    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    Jesus: "Hey, I lost my watch, get it out for me, `k?"

    Surgeon: "Sure thing, bro."

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    fancylady Female 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 1:38 pm
    I couldn`t agree more Overmann .
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    zmeace Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 1:51 pm
    thats not Jesus thats qui gonn jin DEMANDING that the surgeon use the force sorry for the geeky star wars reference
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:01 pm
    No truer words have been spoken, Overmann. God endowed human kind with free will, which means we control our own fate.
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    Nocornforyou Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:08 pm
    The sentiment is nice.

    The execution is creepy and a little concerning.

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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:16 pm
    nocornforyou:

    i think you mean "disconcerting".

  38. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm
    More lke Obi Wan takes the wheel?
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    Uncle_T Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    o.o
  40. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Dagnabbit, someone beat me to it with Qui Gon Jin. XD They were more accurate on looks anyway. X3
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm
    Did he scrub? Someone is going to get staph
  42. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:52 pm
    Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand.
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    The painting is "The Last Circumcision" by Da NotConvincedi.
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    Monsdurr Male 13-17
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    October 7, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    FlameOfUdun
    explain it, then, or gtfo.
  45. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 3:44 pm
    "Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

    He`s not the only one who made the connection, not at all; he just worded it the most eloquently.

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    lemurs366 Female 18-29
    385 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 4:22 pm
    for some reason this pic comferted me a lot
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    swiftshiv Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    "Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

    Actually, from where i stand, he understands completely. Leaving our fates up to Christ and God are completely understandable... and biblically correct. Our actions, on the other hand are completely our own. The whole, "The Devil made me do it" or "Jesus take the wheel" arguments are just people trying to pass the blame or give credit where it`s not due.

    And about the post, he really needs a cap to keep his hair out of the way.

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    nedflanders2 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 5:20 pm
    Nobody sees the real problem here? There is clearly a WOMEN in the operating room wearing surgical scrubs like she thinks she gets to help or something.
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    ohthedrama Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 5:23 pm
    @Overmann: The idea is not that human are morons and God does all the work, the idea is that if we allow ourselves to be guided by God, God will provide that guidance. The idea behind this painting is that the Doctor is probably praying and hoping he does well during surgery. Don`t you hope you do well during a test or for a loved one to get well? Notice Christ isn`t holding onto the doc`s hand and forcing the issue. His hand is one shoulder and his other is simply a guide. It is the doc who does the work, but through the grace and help of God, we have nothing to fear in something going wrong. Unfortunately your first sentence renders this whole explanation pointless anyways.
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    tau926 Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    ha! i had to visit a surgeon a few months ago and this painting hangs in his office. i call it the `dirty hobo jesus` painting as jesus looks a little less clean and a little more down on his luck than he usually does in paintings. in fact, i really can`t believe they would ever let him in an operating room. jesus or not, he`s a health risk...
  51. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
    "Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand."

    No, I am not a moron. I realize this is just plain unsubstantiated name-calling but I like calling it out for what it is. What are you going to do, call me another name?

    As for being biased, however, you are absolutely right. I am certainly inclined to think that there is no God versus there being one. This is *not* to say that I cannot be convinced otherwise. People like to say I`m narrow-minded in my ways, but in actuality I am very willing and eager to have my mind changed - just don`t expect to do it with any hand-drawn picture of Jesus, and especially not one implying our science has any other origins but in the seat of the brightest, greatest minds of humanity.

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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:13 pm
    "The idea is not that human are morons and God does all the work, the idea is that if we allow ourselves to be guided by God, God will provide that guidance."

    What did my post say? I`ll remind you and provide you the opportunity to not read my post again:

    "It`s not the picture so much as the original notion behind it, namely that God... is guiding the hands of surgeons..."

    I specifically said `guided`. I made no claims of humans being morons, when in fact I accept the opposite.

    "Don`t you hope you do well during a test or for a loved one to get well?"

    Hoping and praying are not the same in the sense of intention: I can hope without necessarily directing those hopes to a deity. However, the net effect is the same, because I believe there is no God to whom those hopes in a prayer can be directed.

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    I hope he isnt the Jeebus of the Fundies, since the believe that the world is only 6000 years old and the patient would not have the benefit of the millions of years of mammalian evolution, so the doctor wont find organs, but lines of biblical quotes in the torso of this unfortunate victim of Xianity!
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    Overmann Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    One more thing.

    "It is the doc who does the work, but through the grace and help of God, we have nothing to fear in something going wrong."

    What about those people who claim to hear the voice of God telling them to murder their children in a bath tub? Surely you know this is morally wrong, but how do you explain it? By what criteria are you distinguishing between real guidance from God and false guidance? Can you provide a non-circular argument for it?

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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:46 pm
    Overmann dishes out a hot serving of PWN.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 6:49 pm
    Surgeons save lives.
    God laughs and says "Haha, I gave him the tumor!"
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Overmann, a person should be able to know if something is wrong or not. With or without god telling them to do something... A person should be able to decide for themself what to do in situations or at any time at all.

    If a person is going to do something specifically because ANYTHING told them to do something from INSIDE their head, they should ask themselves, "am I f*cking crazy?". Because that`s what you call a person who needs to be sent to the loony bin.

    It doesn`t matter WHO you think is telling you to do something. If it`s coming from inside your head, think again. Also, people can mistake their crazy minds with god telling them to do something like KILL. Now, if you think god is going to ask you to kill your children... and you don`t think it`s wrong... then your CRAZY and F*CKED UP.

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    cman7721 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    overmann, did you get molested or something by the church? why do you have to be such a huge buzzkill on every single religious post? seriously. shut up.
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    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:11 pm
    come on jesus youve had enough to drink dont do this "no no im fieen let jebus hsnle it"
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    deathbringer Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:13 pm
    "By what criteria are you distinguishing between real guidance from God and false guidance? Can you provide a non-circular argument for it?"
    apparently, only peopel in books and on tv have truly heard the word of god. i still think moses and abraham were schizo.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    Overmann, maybe if you weren`t such a biased moron you would understand.

    Overmann is many things. I sincerely doubt however that he qualifies as a "moron". Just my take on him.

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:23 pm
    If a person is going to do something specifically because ANYTHING told them to do something from INSIDE their head, they should ask themselves, "am I f*cking crazy?". Because that`s what you call a person who needs to be sent to the loony bin.... It doesn`t matter WHO you think is telling you to do something. If it`s coming from inside your head, think again.... Now, if you think god is going to ask you to kill your children and you don`t think it`s wrong then your CRAZY and F*CKED UP.

    Ah Britt, I notice you claim yourself Christian on your profile. From my Christian childhood, one of the most oft-told fables of the virtues of Christianity was where God told Abraham to kill his son. Human sacrifice. Abraham (listening to the voices in his head), went ahead and tied his son to a rock, and was about to stab him in the chest when God popped in and said, "Nah, just f*cking with ya. We cool now."

    Three words. Sick As F*ck.

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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:25 pm
    overmann, did you get molested or something by the church? why do you have to be such a huge buzzkill on every single religious post? seriously. shut up.

    Sorry, triple post. On a power trip now, *I* (and fellow Mods) tell people who to shut up around here. Not you. So don`t.

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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    davymid, I`m a christian, but I don`t go by the bible. There are WAY too many things in the bible that I have to dissagree with. I still believe in god though... God meaning
    a higher power..
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I still believe in god though... God meaning
    a higher power..

    No argument from me there Britt. Many people believe in a Higher Power, and I respect that. For me, that higher power is called science, or at least that part of science we haven`t figured out yet.

    Like Overmann, I have no beef with people`s individual beliefs. That`s their own business. But when religion starts taking credit for the work of surgeons, some of the smartest humans that we`ve evolved (yes, I used that dirty word), then I get pissed off.

    True story time (really, I`m not trying to score points here, this is real and live). Earlier tonight, my Aunt went under the scalpel for cancer. Surgeons closed her back up. There was nothing they could do for her, she`s got 2 months to live, so say the Docs.

    If God exists, I`m giving him a big f*cking middle finger right now, cause he`s a toying, jealous, fame-seeking, manipulating c*nt.

    God, if you`re there, suck the back side of my balls.

  66. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    ooh ooh! hey guys, god doesnt exist. and IF he does, he`s an evil bastard anyway! if you read the bible once in a while you`d know that!!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 9:39 pm
    oh, and also you have to be decently intelligent to put the pieces together to see just how evil god is. if you cant see it, do humanity a favor and shoot your balls/ovaries off so you can`t reproduce.
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    vitaliy Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 10:11 pm
    Davy, I would say lol to your entire post if it wasn`t for that last, sad part. That`s tough man, hope you get through it, and if your aunt goes, she goes peacefully and on good terms. :)
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    Wewoo Female 13-17
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:27 pm
    "If God exists, I`m giving him a big f*cking middle finger right now, cause he`s a toying, jealous, fame-seeking, manipulating c*nt."
    "if you cant see it, do humanity a favor and shoot your balls/ovaries off so you can`t reproduce."

    I agree with you both completely.
    The irony is that if anyone is dealt a losing hand, and something just happens to go right, at least partially, it`s a `miracle`; the whole horrible incident is forgiven. (Am I expressing this correctly? I`m not talking about anyone in particular.)
    Davy, I feel for you. I have lost several family members to cancer. It`s a horrible feeling to know that someone you love is on a timeline of sorts.
    ... Well, this is an awfully cheery atmosphere.

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    KMeTG Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Religion in its entirety can sod off.

    There is nothing but human grandeur and human stupidity, human achievement and human failure, human strength and human weakness.

    We owe nothing to any deity we`ve ever come up with, because they`re all falsehoods.

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    lohrj Male 30-39
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:40 pm
    Seems like whenever there`s a pic of Jesus on here, or anything even remotely referring to God, the whole forum erupts in controversy. I think we should stick to kitties hugging puppies and Fancy`s unexplainable hard drive pics. It`s "I Am Bored", not "I Am Looking for a Religious Debate".
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    Almighty_Jew Male 18-29
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    October 7, 2009 at 11:45 pm
    OH MY FRAKING ALLAH! That exact picture is hanging right next to the first story elevator at the hospital I do my clinical rotations at (Florida hospital in orlando). It`s funny because I actually got in trouble for making fun of it.
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 8:37 am
    Almighty_Jew, I`d make fun of it to and I was brought up as a catholic. I say was because I realise the God, Santa and the Easter Bunny are all make believe when I was about 4.
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    Jacijl Female 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 9:15 am
    Jesus has a wicked receding hairline.
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 10:08 am
    So JESUS is the one who cut my father`s artery during heart surgery.
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    Gexxo Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 2:02 pm
    "Look, guys, my dad friggin made these things. Give me a chance, I won`t screw up, promise!"
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    Sunthenovice Male 18-29
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    October 8, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    A Jewish doctor? Who knew Jesus was every god diggers dream.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2009 at 2:35 am
    jesus kinda looks like.. a jedi??
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    izzylovesian Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2009 at 5:03 am
    i think if he looked up he mightlook like ewan mcgregor lol
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    WhoaHeyDude Male 18-29
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    October 9, 2009 at 8:14 am
    This is why I hate religion.
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    MadP Female 18-29
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    October 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Jesus has a receding hair line. He can`t even get Rogaine and you expect him to do a triple bypass? Fail.

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