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Date: 10/11/09 03:04 PM

118 Responses to If PETA Thinks Chickens Are Treated Bad Now [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Link: If PETA Thinks Chickens Are Treated Bad Now - Look at the device they used to use to `humanely` kill them back in the day.
  2. Profile photo of parkm
    parkm Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    D:
  3. Profile photo of Syrup
    Syrup Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    At first glance I thought it was a squid or something.
  4. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:08 pm
    What`s wrong with chopping their head of with an axe?
  5. Profile photo of Jay2645
    Jay2645 Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    Ouch... Fun.
  6. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    ouch!
  7. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:13 pm
    Lol My Gramps still uses those. DONT TELL ANY1!!
  8. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:14 pm
    Seems like it wouldn`t work as effectively as the picture portrays.
  9. Profile photo of LBlues
    LBlues Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    gnarly
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:15 pm
    I dont see the difference. If they do it fast, then it is painless. They area dead right away. Rather than an electric shock that might not take and then a buzzsaw that if they sway they could only get it half done.
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    Wasabi13 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    I WANT ONE
  12. Profile photo of Jonthemag202
    Jonthemag202 Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    LOL that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!!!!
    i love it.....humane!

  13. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm
    wowza
  14. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm
    All I care about is what they do to it after it`s killed.

    Fry, cook, or grill. Om nom cruelty nom...

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    Peveo4589 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    I think PETA is full of fanatics yet that looks really bad. They should be happy we are improving.
  16. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    I don`t even wanna know...
  17. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    So how does it work? You just shove it in their throat and clamp the head off or in half or what?
  18. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    Yeah murder tactics have improved... they should be SO glad, I agree.
  19. Profile photo of mopsnmaggots
    mopsnmaggots Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm
    does it crush there skull or rip there head off
  20. Profile photo of ballaerina
    ballaerina Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    I read a thing the other day about how 200 million male chicks get thrown in meat grinders because they can`t be used for anything. They`re just a useless byproduct as far as the industry is concerned. Bummed me out a little. Poor chickens.
  21. Profile photo of Reaper8
    Reaper8 Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
    Actually, it looks pretty humane... How is crushing their skull any better than chopping their head off? For those questioning, I`m pretty sure the device holds one half of the clamp on the top of the mouth and the other on top of its head... when you bring them together: Pretty much instant death.

    Also: killing animals is not murder... it`s killing animals.

  22. Profile photo of Bremir
    Bremir Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
    So long as that chicken ends up on my plate, I couldn`t care any less than I do now how they kill them.
  23. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
    ugh....look up murder before using it people.

    And those things look like pliers

  24. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    technically, it does destroy the brain right away. the only problem is the few seconds before death that you have to force that thing in its mouth
  25. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:19 pm
    Well... it does look rather crude. But the method has improved. I doubt this is used anymore.

    ... Anyway its just a chicken. Would you feel bad about killing a rat? A rat is a mammal after all. What about a roosterroach?

  26. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:21 pm
    roosterroach

    Fuuck your badly coded censor IAB.

  27. Profile photo of lucehLOW
    lucehLOW Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm
    ballaerina, i read that too

    it actually made me faint, i was so disgusted by it

  28. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Yeah I would.
  29. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:29 pm
    And what is so disgusting about throwing male chicks into meat grinders? It`s bad to kill baby chicks, but it`s fine after a pooty life of being caged and treated like a commodity? Nice logic.
  30. Profile photo of AahNold
    AahNold Male 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    "ugh....look up murder before using it people."

    I wouldn`t call killing a chicken murder

  31. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    wow I was thoroughly disgusted after reading some comments, we have to kill chickens for food, it doesnt mean you have to be so inhumane about it, they feel and are cute!
  32. Profile photo of Toady
    Toady Male 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    i am disturbed by this. i like feeling disturbed. i can always count on i-a-b for that feeling.
  33. Profile photo of xXchebraXx
    xXchebraXx Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:33 pm
    that would be a hell of a mess to clean up afterwords.
  34. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:35 pm
    that does look very sure and easy, but how is that "safe"?
  35. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    Here`s how i see it: There are 6+ billion people on this planet, and we were able to do this based on our abilities to hunt and then farm (in that order). The only reason we survived this long was by eating the meat of other animals. We only feel bad because we have farming tech, and dont need to hunt anymore.
  36. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:50 pm
    :(
  37. Profile photo of eatthattoast
    eatthattoast Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    weird, funny, awkward, and disgusting all in one
  38. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:01 pm
    Man this is so crazy and insane. I have to show this to my Vegan Girlfriend
  39. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    The only problem I have with meat these days is how its raised which is absolutely deplorable. Not only is it cruel to the animals its damaging to our environment and our health. Read in Defense of Food by Michael Pollan. If this method of killing a chicken caused the chicken no undue stress its all good.
  40. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    "All I care about is what they do to it after it`s killed.

    Fry, cook, or grill. Om nom cruelty nom..."

    I could not agree more, Opie. PETA can go f*ck themselves.

  41. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm
    Actually, crushing the chicken`s head would prevent it from feeling any pain because it wouldn`t have a brain with which to feel anything. However, the chicken wouldn`t be dead right away and would run around for a while.
  42. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Lol @ the people here who say you shouldn`t kill animals.

    Best idea since trying to make a lion eat a cabbage.

  43. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    I`ll bet that if this was a very uncute animal (rat or something) there wouldn`t be any hating.
  44. Profile photo of Lockon
    Lockon Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:39 pm
    I wonder how strong your grip has to be to crush a chicken skull.
  45. Profile photo of DarthDefault
    DarthDefault Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    My great grandpa had two of these, but one was a bit larger than the other... I wonder what animals the larger one was designed for...
    PETA = People who Eat & Torture Animals
  46. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:43 pm
    Yeah there would.
  47. Profile photo of vooper
    vooper Female 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    I love using my imagination.
  48. Profile photo of Mondo48
    Mondo48 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    LOL

    i grew up in a chicken house (weird, right?) and i have never seen one of those...thats just cruel and unusual...lol

  49. Profile photo of gamerdude94
    gamerdude94 Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:17 pm
    I`m a vegetarian.

    I feel like a reject :L.

  50. Profile photo of wiredtobits
    wiredtobits Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:21 pm
    good stuff... no blood to deal with

    I remember one christmas we were killing the goose (my uncle was holding it by the wings and we threw a broom handle across its neck. myself and the brother had to stomp on the broom to break its neck, my uncle pulled too hard and the head an neck tore right off, she took off running, gullet flailing this way and that spraying spatters of blood upon all about us.

    That goose was drating delicious, and this kinda tool is a good deal more humane than improvising with a broom

  51. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    i wanna see one used
  52. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 6:36 pm
    I don`t like it simply because I own chickens. Doesn`t mean I don`t eat chicken, I just eat impersonal grocery store chicken.
  53. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:43 pm
    Gamerdude94, I stick to veggies also. =[
  54. Profile photo of SynthNinja
    SynthNinja Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:45 pm
    Looks more like a humane nutcracker to me.
  55. Profile photo of AwesomeInc
    AwesomeInc Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    @ gamerdude94

    I know the feeling.

    I mean, it`s known as "Vortex Flow" even though the vorticity is zero at every point Except the origin. While I suppose this is reasonable mathematically, in terms of real-world sensibilities it just doesn`t make sense.

    At the very least, some basic nomenclature principals must be violated.

    Whatever though. I guess I can`t really go against the fundamentals of incompressible flow theory and everything it`s contributed to the study of fluid and aerodynamics.

  56. Profile photo of Ste08
    Ste08 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    good stuff... no blood to deal with

    I remember one christmas we were killing the goose (my uncle was holding it by the wings and we threw a broom handle across its neck. myself and the brother had to stomp on the broom to break its neck, my uncle pulled too hard and the head an neck tore right off, she took off running, gullet flailing this way and that spraying spatters of blood upon all about us.

    That goose was drating delicious, and this kinda tool is a good deal more humane than improvising with a broom

    ------
    that...is.....AWESOME!

  57. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:46 pm
    Gamer, there`s a difference between a vegetarian and someone who puts pipe bombs at insect testing facilities.

    I hope you are only the former.

  58. Profile photo of sims3k
    sims3k Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    this is not humane at all. the most humane way is to lay an animal down and slit its throat in one swift movement with a sharp blade. reduce as much pain as possible for the shortest time as possible.
  59. Profile photo of Coodude26
    Coodude26 Male 13-17
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    October 11, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    "this is not humane at all. the most humane way is to lay an animal down and slit its throat in one swift movement with a sharp blade. reduce as much pain as possible for the shortest time as possible."

    No, the most humane way is being gassed with CO2, which is entirely painless and as startling as laying down to go to sleep and not getting up.

  60. Profile photo of Zuki
    Zuki Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    Who cares about humane? I like the taste of stress in my meat!
  61. Profile photo of The_Frogg
    The_Frogg Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 8:18 pm
    I`m with opie
  62. Profile photo of wrexsoull
    wrexsoull Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    One time I snuck onto my neighbor`s farm an` killed all his chickens with ma` pellet gun. That was humane.
  63. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 8:52 pm
    If by "Humane", you mean "Human-style", then the most humane way is to grab the chicken by the neck, slam it against a large rock several times, skin it with a small rock, cook it and eat it.
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    NatashaSan Female 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    LazyMe484 Male, 18-29, Canada
     4558 Posts Sunday, October 11, 2009 4:21:15 PM

    "Well... it does look rather crude. But the method has improved. I doubt this is used anymore.
    ... Anyway its just a chicken. Would you feel bad about killing a rat? A rat is a mammal after all. What about a roosterroach?"

    "roosterroach
    Fuuck your badly coded censor IAB."

    Hahahaha!!!

  65. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 9:36 pm
    oh wow. that`s...awful lol
  66. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm
    "If by "Humane", you mean "Human-style", then the most humane way is to grab the chicken by the neck, slam it against a large rock several times, skin it with a small rock, cook it and eat it."

    That`s COMPLETELY wrong!

    You forgot the part where they season it.

  67. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
    Nice, "safe, sure, easy." I like!
  68. Profile photo of Hylian4Hire
    Hylian4Hire Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm
    Put it in it`s mouth, it`ll all be over soon.
    Hmm. Kind of like my first date.
  69. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
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    October 11, 2009 at 10:35 pm
    lmao @ roosterroach. I`m like wtf is that, something from fallout?
  70. Profile photo of TwilightLies
    TwilightLies Female 18-29
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    October 11, 2009 at 11:02 pm
    My culture just rips off the chicken`s head with their hands. Its realllly not nice.
  71. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:28 am
    PETA Shield, activate!
  72. Profile photo of radmikey
    radmikey Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:30 am
    Ahhhhh, the good `ol days...
  73. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:20 am
    oh man. that sucks
  74. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 2:12 am
    how is that humane? you just killed a chicken norris style, and you call that humane?
  75. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:55 am
    "Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it! Ow, quit it!"
  76. Profile photo of rexusdiablos
    rexusdiablos Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 4:27 am
    Let`s hope karma doesn`t exist then.
  77. Profile photo of rexusdiablos
    rexusdiablos Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 4:30 am
    Ha ha! Roosterroach is great. Let me try...

    Cockroaches shall inherit the earth.
    A Spanish roostererel is a type of dog.
    Another word for `arrogant` is `cocky`.

  78. Profile photo of rexusdiablos
    rexusdiablos Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 4:31 am
    Seems a little inconsistent there. I managed to slip two roosters in.
  79. Profile photo of alpensepp
    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
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    October 12, 2009 at 5:18 am
    it crushes the chickens brain instead of just cutting off the head. i dont know what is quicker, but at least there are no headless chickens running around. maybe they called it humane beacuse of that.
  80. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 5:22 am
    the look on the chicken`s face is priceless
  81. Profile photo of bankvole
    bankvole Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 5:45 am
    Of course it is humane. Its quick and minimises pain and stress. The concept that gassing or injecting something is more humane because it is less violent is absolute nonsense. America should think about this when it comes to the death penalty.
  82. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 7:17 am
    VV Really I didn`t know they crush the skulls of death row convicts in Europe?
  83. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 8:16 am
    I cannot believe some of you have the gall to sit there and think crushing an animals brain till it looks like a crepe is humane. Come the drat on...is this how you justify and make yourself feel better about shoveling those chicken nuggets down your throat?
  84. Profile photo of punkipenguin
    punkipenguin Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 8:35 am
    if you cut a chicken`s head off it has to bleed to death while choking on it`s blood. so yes, a quick smash like that would be more humane. instant death versus one that could last for several minutes, which would you prefer?
  85. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 8:43 am
    lostinkorea, blood does not = pain.

    If you`re some vegetarian, good for you. (And you`ll get vaginas all over your face for that... cookie to those who gets the reference)

    Just because it looks "EWWW! ICKY ICKY!" does not mean it`s more painfull or stressy for the animal.

    It`s quick and not painfull at all.

  86. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 8:46 am
    lostinkorea. you may think you are of higher intelligence because you are probably vegan or some other currently mainstream form of diet. your diet (assuming that you are vegan or a vegetarian) is the most unnatural way of living. because if the human race was only herbivorous then we would defiantly not be the intelligent creature we are today, because of hunting humans developed tools and other ways of advancement to continue to eat and thrive, archeologists have come to find that agriculture wasn`t developed until many thousands of years after the first spear and axe. and yes, this is a super humane way of killing a chicken, because simply cutting its head off allows the chicken head another 8 seconds of pain before shutting down. this completely destroys the brain and allows no room for any form of consciousness. also, next time you go to make a statement about chicken nuggets, first consider jumping off of a very tall building.
  87. Profile photo of Dakkar
    Dakkar Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 9:00 am
    A buddy of mine grew up on a farm and they always had some chickens around. He told me that after chicks were born, if it looked like one in particular would not make it, they would step on it.

    At first I kind of hesitant to agree that it was humane, but obviously realized it was.

  88. Profile photo of ilovesean23
    ilovesean23 Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 10:34 am
    I love chicken nuggets! its probably a lot easier and faster of a death than if the chicken was caught by say, a hawk. or a fox. I mean seriously? PETA has no versus to speak on anything. They`d rather kill the harpor seals to keep the cod population alive.

    PETAkillsanimals.org

  89. Profile photo of Xenophonix
    Xenophonix Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 10:39 am
    Subushie:

    "archeologists have come to find that agriculture wasn`t developed until many thousands of years after the first spear and axe"

    Erm, so by your logic, we only developed agriculture _naturally_ when we`d become more intellingent?

    Bit of a blow to your whole "eating veggies doesn`t mean you`re more intelligent" and "it isn`t natural" theories.

    Afraid I`m with lostinkorea on this one.

  90. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 10:52 am
    Intelligence has nothing to do with a specific diet. I`m not sure what you where trying to hint at there. Intelligence comes from learned knowledge, wisdom and etc. But I digress...

    Actually, I am a vegetarian and no I was not always one though. Vegetarianism is NOT unnatural. When I was a meat eater I was very lethargic, I was always sick (colds and flu`s), about 20 lbs heavier and after meals I felt very bloated and "heavy". And that is eating a serving size, not huge portions or anything. When I tried vegetarianism, it was an amazing difference. I don`t expect you to understand but telling me to jump off a building because I make a comment about chicken nuggets....seek anger management or hell, it`s probably all those hormones in the meat you`re eating so I can`t blame you too much! : - )
    And how do you guys know it`s not painful? The thing is you don`t and you don`t care.

  91. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
    Who cares? They`re f*cking chickens, it`s not like they`re important or anything.
  92. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 11:22 am
    hahaha "HUMANE POULTRY KILLER" how is that even remotley humane
  93. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 11:24 am
    UGH can people stop debating about the different mainstream forms of diet and ENJOY THE PICTURE!!

    it`s worth a few good LOLZ

  94. Profile photo of coldCanuck
    coldCanuck Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 11:29 am
    "your diet (assuming that you are vegan or a vegetarian) is the most unnatural way of living."

    that`s somewhat true, not say natural stuff is the most healthy however, but humans have pointed teeth for eating meat and molars for chewing plants.

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    whipsmart Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 11:36 am
    It even looks like a chicken`s head! What a very insulting death that would be.
  96. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm
    "Who cares? They`re f*cking chickens, it`s not like they`re important or anything."

    yeah, it`s not like they don`t supply millions of pounds of food or anything. tard drat.

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    Slade8 Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Tasty.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 12, 2009 at 12:57 pm
    Pfffff please everyone knows nuggets are raised themselves on barbeque and sweet and sour sauce not from chicken.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    A chicken has about the same IQ as a plant. You can tell by cutting its head off, go try it.
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    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
    What the efffff. ]:
  101. Profile photo of Intelligence
    Intelligence Male 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    "yeah, it`s not like they don`t supply millions of pounds of food or anything. tard drat." Yeah, it`s not like we have a surplus of chickens on this planet.
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    domisgood Male 18-29
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    October 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm
    to be fair, if you did properly, that would mess a chicken up pretty damn fast
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    CrazyKatie Female 13-17
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    October 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm
    Chickens run away while roasters chase after you so watch out!!! ;-)
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    as much as using a WONDERFUL tool like that...i prefer my poultry already killed and cooked ty.
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    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:18 pm
    Thanks CrazyKatie, I`ll jot that down for future reference.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    Grandma would just pop their heads off with her hands. Now they are getting all high-technology
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm
    Or you could just cut their throats. That`s how we killed our ducks.
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    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    That chicken on the box doesn`t seem too pleased with its situation.
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    Rheaonon Male 18-29
    363 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:26 pm
    Do chickens have large talons?
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm
    I love all the green and growing things on this planet, which is why I eat all the tasty plant-eating animals who are mindlessly chowing on our beautiful world. I`m just doin my part so we all have oxygen and whatnot... srsly...
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    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:54 pm
    good one loxen ron white did a comedy bit using exactly what you just said
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:03 am
    I find it hard to kill any living thing whether it be with a tool or my bare hands. There`s just something about the way they look at me that makes me puss out. Meh, oh well. It`s cool for the people who CAN kill animals and eat them.
    I might be a vegetarian, but PETA can kiss my ass. Bunch of brainwashing non-nice individuals.

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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    SQUISH!
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    kittilia Female 18-29
    500 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 1:36 am
    I agree with limphotdog (although he could have chosen a better name).
    PETA can kiss my ass too. No offense, Sky (a friend, and PETA street team member).
    They`re kinda sorta filled with CRAP.
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    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:30 am
    Yes, HE could have chosen a better name. o.O
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    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 15, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    How to chock your chicken
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    mattbru77 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    October 18, 2009 at 6:59 pm
    while its all true, i find myself unable to feel all sad and trumatized about chickens having their arms broken.

    i read the whole thing about all that, and i still love kfc.

    but thats just disturbing, i honestly do not have the guts to kill anything non-insectoid.

    let alone crush its brains whith a metal tool

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    KylePwn Male 13-17
    25 posts
    November 5, 2009 at 6:53 pm
    Great, now im hungry

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