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Date: 10/12/09 06:05 AM

65 Responses to I-A-B Rule #10: Never Rely on Spell Check, Part 2

  1. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    October 11, 2009 at 6:29 pm
    Link: I-A-B Rule #10: Never Rely on Spell Check, Part 2 - When writing a legal document to your clients, read through the letter one last time before you send it.
  2. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:15 am
    hahahaha `assfisting` >.<
  3. Profile photo of TheBenighted
    TheBenighted Male 18-29
    85 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Assfisting XD
  4. Profile photo of Corduroy89
    Corduroy89 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:18 am
    Well, that`s probably not as much as most would charge for `assfisting`.
  5. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:18 am
    good post Davy....that was hilarious!
  6. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:20 am
    won`t be the first time I`ve seen the "assfisting/assisting" error.
  7. Profile photo of JJXanadu
    JJXanadu Male 30-39
    516 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:20 am
    I don`t usually do this, but I`m calling fake.
  8. Profile photo of Anizeb
    Anizeb Male 13-17
    41 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:22 am
    Why does he get all the fun? Assfisting is the best.
  9. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:26 am
    for the lazy:
    line 4-5 second paragraph
  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:28 am
    I had to look at the comments to figure it out.

    >_>;

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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:30 am
    Nice, but I wouldn`t mind getting $185 per hour...
  12. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:30 am
    I don`t know if it is fake or not but a letter from a legal company or any company to another would not start out dear George, it would not use his first name only nor would it use the word Dear. I know because I went to college for this.
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    petshadow Male 40-49
    38 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:34 am
    I once wrote a letter to a federal judge and quipped, "The pen is mightier than the sword." Except I left out the space between "pen" and "is." He never let me live that one down.
  14. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:37 am
    This looks typewriter print - pre spellcheck. I think he means what he wrote.
  15. Profile photo of snowsthename
    snowsthename Male 40-49
    114 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:45 am
    Oooh Assfisting:D
  16. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:51 am
    "Nice, but I wouldn`t mind getting $185 per hour..."

    If it`s anything like computer consulting, he`s not getting that much. I work for a major consulting firm in the US, and I get billed out at two to three times what I actually make.

  17. Profile photo of BetterBob
    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:57 am
    $100 and hr for assfisting is a pretty good deal.
  18. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:09 am
    185 an hour even up to 200 an hour is a common fee when talking about this type of thing.

    I currently pay 150 an hour for my lawyer to represent me.

  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7426 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:23 am
    assfisting on behalf of anyone is kind of strange
  20. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:24 am
    wow. who the f misspells a simple word like REPREZENTATION. stupid n00b used an S!
  21. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:28 am
    What kind of lawyer says "___ and me" lol so much for law school. The assfisting line cracked me up
  22. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:42 am
    but Rick, if they own the law firm, its big bucks. I worked for a small lawfirm that only had 3 lawyers and 2 of them were married. they charged $200/hr for themselves and pulled in well over a million, of course that was also including their 40% of the "winnings".

    law is one of those professions that are WAY overcharged and full of people destroying western civilization. we need to do like on Justice League ("Blackest Night") where the lawyers got whatever punishment the client they represented got, including jail and death. they share in the wins, they need to share in the losses.

  23. Profile photo of Tazinijif
    Tazinijif Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:50 am
    k10josumm: Um... hope you are joking... English people (as a general rule) use S where you guys use Z but not in representation. Otherwise you would give prezentations at work/school and prezents at Christmas.
  24. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:53 am
    tl;dr
  25. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:56 am
    I was not aware they had spell check for typewriters.
  26. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:02 am
    `wow. who the f misspells a simple word like REPREZENTATION. stupid n00b used an S!`

    nice work , idiot.

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    crimmeh Female 18-29
    103 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:04 am
    wow. who the f misspells a simple word like REPREZENTATION. stupid n00b used an S!

    lolwut? The only people who would ever spell represent with a Z are people who think it`s cool to graffiti "THUG LYFE" on the walls under the highway.

  28. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:29 am
    lolwut? The only people who would ever spell represent with a Z are people who think it`s cool to graffiti "THUG LYFE" on the walls under the highway.

    WOW! That was awesome.

  29. Profile photo of Plague555
    Plague555 Male 18-29
    553 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:32 am
    Lol he said "assfisting me"
  30. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:44 am
    >>`wow. who the f misspells a simple word like REPREZENTATION. stupid n00b used an S!`

    Hah hah hah hah haaaahh! Heh... Heh heh... Heh. Okay, I`m done. Wait, why are you looking at me like that? What do you mean what`s so funny? You were joking... Right?

  31. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:48 am
    haha assfisting me
  32. Profile photo of aguycalledjk
    aguycalledjk Male 18-29
    57 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:52 am
    ``lolwut? The only people who would ever spell represent with a Z are people who think it`s cool to graffiti "THUG LYFE" on the walls under the highway.``


    lolol spot on!

  33. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:54 am
    aaaahahaaa
  34. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:00 am
    umm... isn`t this typed?? Bet he couldn`t be arsed starting again when he put the F, but didn`t realise what new word would be created.
  35. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:04 am
    Boy that`s O-L-D, in case you didn`t know, they didn`t have "spellcheck" on mechanical typewriters, either.
  36. Profile photo of KageLockhart
    KageLockhart Female 18-29
    46 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 9:50 am
    You know, people sometimes make that mistake when they type the `typo` word ALOT. I do it alot with spankish=spanish... *blush*
  37. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:00 am
    gah I hate reading legal documents. we have more modern technology than TYPEWRITERS now, guys.

    this doesn`t necessarily have to be old. I`ve been pouring through AIAA papers looking for research on parafoils recently, and this is exactly the kind of junk I come across.

    yeah, imagine stability and control matrices in this type of font. *changes major*

  38. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 10:58 am
    took some mental strength to get to that part, but well worth it
  39. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:14 am
    I had to read it 5 times before I found it. I`m so glad we got rid of typewriters in everything but buisness things, because I`m never going to be a buisness man...
  40. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 11:20 am
    assfisting. lol
  41. Profile photo of DeathDefy877
    DeathDefy877 Male 13-17
    403 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    Rofl assfisting
  42. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    wow I didn`t even catch it. that`s horrible.
  43. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    lol.
  44. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    assfisting...heheeh
  45. Profile photo of Gortrok
    Gortrok Male 18-29
    773 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:37 pm
    "I had to read it 5 times before I found it. I`m so glad we got rid of typewriters in everything but buisness things, because I`m never going to be a buisness man..."

    It`s business......... OH YEEEEAAAHH!

  46. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1192 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
    haha its one of those "once you see it" things XD
    love it!
  47. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 1:48 pm
    hehehe took a while... but it`s good!
  48. Profile photo of Morrigann
    Morrigann Male 18-29
    480 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:01 pm
    The typo seems fitting considering those rates are like getting fisted in the ass
  49. Profile photo of loveballet
    loveballet Female 13-17
    138 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    Awww, they blacked out who the assfisting was on behalf of.
  50. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 3:42 pm
    oh poo! its not even 1 attorney doing it either. hope your ass is big enough!
  51. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    Took me a few reads to find it, but I now need a tissue...

    (I do this wierd half-laugh half-sneeze thing when I laugh.)

  52. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 6:34 pm
    *gigglesnort*
  53. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm
    lol. XD
  54. Profile photo of hi2pi
    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    took me two reads
  55. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    gotta love a good ol ass fisting
  56. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:20 pm
    Well, since that word is not actually in the Microsoft Office dictionary, I can only surmise that he added it.
  57. Profile photo of dljudo92
    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 8:38 pm
    looks like it was on a typwriter
  58. Profile photo of trp712
    trp712 Male 18-29
    2240 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:54 am
    Sounds just like legal departments.
  59. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:19 am
    yep that`s what they charge in my local brothel for handywork.
  60. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:24 am
    lol assfisting... i love how the whole thing was about hourly rates, too.. lmao.
  61. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    I didn`t see it
  62. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    nevermind i see it
  63. Profile photo of xWolfx
    xWolfx Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    @trp712

    WIN

  64. Profile photo of Arbniter20
    Arbniter20 Male 13-17
    332 posts
    October 24, 2009 at 8:30 pm
    wow

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