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Date: 10/04/09 06:06 AM

68 Responses to Hands Down, Grossest Statue Ever Made [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:07 am
    Link: Hands Down, Grossest Statue Ever Made - And for God`s sake, whatever you do, don`t look into it`s eyes.
  2. Profile photo of Supersyko
    Supersyko Male 18-29
    314 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:12 am
    Hahaha, Ass eyes
  3. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:12 am
    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that`s amore...
  4. Profile photo of wolfclawz
    wolfclawz Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:16 am
    one male eye.. and one female eye..
  5. Profile photo of NerdBurger
    NerdBurger Female 13-17
    87 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:25 am
    Yay this pic =
    1. Boredom cured for .34 seconds,
    2. Typed response around 3mins boredom-free.
    3. Less interweb space leftover for sarcastic bloggers, emo Myspace posers and pr0n.

    Yes, quality posting we have here lol.

  6. Profile photo of teddyboy11
    teddyboy11 Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:32 am
    I went there. In Poland. No butts about it.
  7. Profile photo of scrabouligou
    scrabouligou Male 18-29
    20 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:36 am
    Did that statue just snort some cocaine ?
  8. Profile photo of XbigXmommaX
    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:36 am
    lmfao my favorite is the hairy eye XD
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:44 am
    its funny that they are asses, but the cracks give the statue snake like eyes. a design like that would have been pretty cool.
  10. Profile photo of SaintsFan
    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:48 am
    A statue with brown eyes.....
  11. Profile photo of sinfulsisi
    sinfulsisi Female 13-17
    1892 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:05 am
    okay, snake eyes

    so what?

  12. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:19 am
    That booger would be grosser, if the picture was not cropped so badly.
  13. Profile photo of GlamKills
    GlamKills Female 18-29
    9 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:19 am
    aaaaaaaah theyre ass cheeks! lmao dont look into the eyes!!!!
  14. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:22 am
    One brown eye and one ....ummmm pink eye?
  15. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:24 am
    arses for eyes...why didnt i think of that?
  16. Profile photo of MrGrowley
    MrGrowley Female 13-17
    120 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:41 am
    I`ve seen that statue! It`s in St. Louis at this sculpture garden, and it`s eyes are hollow..... So, you can look through the eyes, and it`ll look like your head (or in this case, ass) is it`s pupil....

    XD

  17. Profile photo of Molehouse
    Molehouse Male 13-17
    303 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:50 am
    It wouldn`t be so bad if the eye on the right wasn`t smeared with poo.
  18. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Well, I won`t be visiting that sculpture garden again. Ugh.
  19. Profile photo of mvangild
    mvangild Male 30-39
    527 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:07 am
    Ohhhh, I get it! "Eye" fart in your general direction! :-)
  20. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:08 am
    I imagine it looks worse if the eyes open up... if you get my gist, heheheheh.
  21. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:31 am
    Two guys who think that art is their reproduced Marylin Monroe face prints by Andy Warhol.

    No respect for the work that went into that sculpture, probably because their last encounter with the art world was their gay art teacher in 5th grade when they played with wax, making candles.

  22. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:48 am
    at first i thought it was a some freaky 3-d cat eyes thing... I stared at them... oh god ihave been so wrong
  23. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:57 am
    mega win
    and lol a mvangild
  24. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:05 am
    disturbing... but hilarious nonetheless
  25. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:28 am
    oh my lord. XD
    Nice ass.
  26. Profile photo of flipNhigh
    flipNhigh Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:30 am
    eeeewwww hairy @ss
  27. Profile photo of MykeUK
    MykeUK Male 18-29
    364 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:40 am
    That statue has brown eyes...

    Geddit?

  28. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:49 am
    LMFAO
  29. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:08 am
    hahahaha awesome
  30. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:12 am
    original
  31. Profile photo of runeman153
    runeman153 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:46 am
    plz, for the love of GOD do not cry!!!
  32. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:49 am
    some pretty disturbing posts today. way to go, peeps complaining about lame posts. YOU`VE SCORCHED MY CORNEAS YOU FREAKS
  33. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:55 am
    looks like lizard eyes :P
  34. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    My eyes... UCK. WHERE`S THE BLEACH?
  35. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:26 pm
    >runeman
    ...oh gawd. Didn`t even think about that...
  36. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    The one on the left is hairy. Hahaha
  37. Profile photo of Fortitude
    Fortitude Male 30-39
    255 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    runeman153: "plz, for the love of GOD do not cry!!!"

    Almost wet myslef at that one!!

  38. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    Oh god damn it...
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    Cant believe there Its at least two posts with ugly naked men asses today. Straight it out please IAB
  40. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    haha id laugh if that thing cried
  41. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
    Those look like asses
  42. Profile photo of Vannak
    Vannak Male 13-17
    211 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    why always nasty pics uf ugly asses, but no hot female asses??
  43. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    Ahh, beautiful, so typical New Cl-ass-icism...
  44. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
    He poops to see.
  45. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:16 pm
    IAB??!!!???? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? two butts 4 eyes WHY? WHY?
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES YOU`LL TURN TO ASS!

    FUUUUUU-

  47. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    > LazyMe484
    > Those look like asses

    Gosh, so they do!! Thanks for pointing that out to me, I totally would have missed it without your help.

  48. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    You`re right. It is eyes.
  49. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 5:40 pm
    Wow! I`ve never seen a statue with brown eyes before.
  50. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
    Phwew... That one on the left looks really stinky. Bleh.
  51. Profile photo of novaboss
    novaboss Female 18-29
    53 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:24 pm
    I wonder what would happen if it became a "weeping" statue? A sign from god! whats that smell???
  52. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm
    Don`t turn around, don`t look away, and DON`T. BLINK.
    (Anyone who understands that reference gets a Dalek cookie)
  53. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:44 pm
    "Don`t turn around, don`t look away, and DON`T. BLINK.
    (Anyone who understands that reference gets a Dalek cookie) "

    I DID understand that reference, but you made it too easy for non-Doctor Who fans by promising the Dalek cookie!

  54. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    KannaLilly: I LOVED that episode!
  55. Profile photo of Xalutard
    Xalutard Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:17 pm
    The hairy ass gave it away.
  56. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 12:42 am
    its just cat eyes, i think it makes it look pretty cool, like... wait... what... DAMNIT
  57. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:25 am
    lol i didnt get the dalek cookie thing, so it must not be too easy guys...
  58. Profile photo of magoo22
    magoo22 Male 30-39
    660 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 5:07 am
    It is bizarre and probably the grossest thing I have seen in a long time......and yet....I can`t look away!
  59. Profile photo of DixieJJP
    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 10:45 am
    Gives new meaning to "brown eye" doesn`t it?
  60. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 12:32 pm
    So *thats* what the pogues were on about..

    And a rovin a rovin a rovin Ill go
    For a pair of brown eyes...

  61. Profile photo of roxaroni
    roxaroni Female 18-29
    18 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:32 pm
    WHY
  62. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Lol, reasons why I regain faith in humanity.
  63. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 10:53 am
    Interesting. That is all I can think of to say.
  64. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    0_O
  65. Profile photo of felena
    felena Female 13-17
    381 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    I was more upset by the typo of "it`s" than the photo itself.

    Does that make me a bad person? More specifically, a bad i-a-b`er?

  66. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:47 am
    lol
  67. Profile photo of XionuRose
    XionuRose Female 13-17
    204 posts
    January 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    its eyes are furry
  68. Profile photo of Epiccookies
    Epiccookies Female 13-17
    22 posts
    January 10, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    The left eye is hairy O.O

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