Hands Down, Grossest Statue Ever Made [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Weird

And for God"s sake, whatever you do, don"t look into it"s eyes.
There are 68 comments:
Female 22
The left eye is hairy O.O
0
Reply
Female 204
its eyes are furry
0
Reply
Male 1,484
lol
0
Reply
Female 381
I was more upset by the typo of "it`s" than the photo itself.

Does that make me a bad person? More specifically, a bad i-a-b`er?

0
Reply
Male 81
0_O
0
Reply
Female 116
Interesting. That is all I can think of to say.
0
Reply
Female 1,283
Lol, reasons why I regain faith in humanity.
0
Reply
Female 17
WHY
0
Reply
Male 2,220
So *thats* what the pogues were on about..

And a rovin a rovin a rovin Ill go
For a pair of brown eyes...

0
Reply
Female 47
Gives new meaning to "brown eye" doesn`t it?
0
Reply
Male 660
It is bizarre and probably the grossest thing I have seen in a long time......and yet....I can`t look away!
0
Reply
Female 3,828
lol i didnt get the dalek cookie thing, so it must not be too easy guys...
0
Reply
Male 703
its just cat eyes, i think it makes it look pretty cool, like... wait... what... DAMNIT
0
Reply
Male 13
The hairy ass gave it away.
0
Reply
Male 2,034
KannaLilly: I LOVED that episode!
0
Reply
Female 673
"Don`t turn around, don`t look away, and DON`T. BLINK.
(Anyone who understands that reference gets a Dalek cookie) "

I DID understand that reference, but you made it too easy for non-Doctor Who fans by promising the Dalek cookie!

0
Reply
Female 635
Don`t turn around, don`t look away, and DON`T. BLINK.
(Anyone who understands that reference gets a Dalek cookie)
0
Reply
Female 53
I wonder what would happen if it became a "weeping" statue? A sign from god! whats that smell???
0
Reply
Female 1,386
Phwew... That one on the left looks really stinky. Bleh.
0
Reply
Male 1,590
Wow! I`ve never seen a statue with brown eyes before.
0
Reply
Female 767
You`re right. It is eyes.
0
Reply
Male 8,302
> LazyMe484
> Those look like asses

Gosh, so they do!! Thanks for pointing that out to me, I totally would have missed it without your help.

0
Reply
Female 15,763
IF YOU LOOK DIRECTLY IN HIS EYES YOU`LL TURN TO ASS!

FUUUUUU-

0
Reply
Male 4,393
IAB??!!!???? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? two butts 4 eyes WHY? WHY?
0
Reply
Male 2,172
He poops to see.
0
Reply
Male 784
Ahh, beautiful, so typical New Cl-ass-icism...
0
Reply
Male 211
why always nasty pics uf ugly asses, but no hot female asses??
0
Reply
Male 10,440
Those look like asses
0
Reply
Male 177
haha id laugh if that thing cried
0
Reply
Male 15,510
Cant believe there Its at least two posts with ugly naked men asses today. Straight it out please IAB
0
Reply
Male 9,306
Oh god damn it...
0
Reply
Male 254
runeman153: "plz, for the love of GOD do not cry!!!"

Almost wet myslef at that one!!

0
Reply
Male 316
The one on the left is hairy. Hahaha
0
Reply
Male 2,553
>runeman
...oh gawd. Didn`t even think about that...
0
Reply
Female 372
My eyes... UCK. WHERE`S THE BLEACH?
0
Reply
Female 895
looks like lizard eyes :P
0
Reply
Male 1,381
some pretty disturbing posts today. way to go, peeps complaining about lame posts. YOU`VE SCORCHED MY CORNEAS YOU FREAKS
0
Reply
Male 29
plz, for the love of GOD do not cry!!!
0
Reply
Female 1,120
original
0
Reply
Female 864
hahahaha awesome
0
Reply
Female 376
LMFAO
0
Reply
Male 364
That statue has brown eyes...

Geddit?

0
Reply
Male 194
eeeewwww hairy @ss
0
Reply
Female 931
oh my lord. XD
Nice ass.
0
Reply
Male 2,199
disturbing... but hilarious nonetheless
0
Reply
Female 2,672
mega win
and lol a mvangild
0
Reply
Male 3,619
at first i thought it was a some freaky 3-d cat eyes thing... I stared at them... oh god ihave been so wrong
0
Reply
Male 1,190
Two guys who think that art is their reproduced Marylin Monroe face prints by Andy Warhol.

No respect for the work that went into that sculpture, probably because their last encounter with the art world was their gay art teacher in 5th grade when they played with wax, making candles.

0
Reply
Male 3,425
I imagine it looks worse if the eyes open up... if you get my gist, heheheheh.
0
Reply
Male 527
Ohhhh, I get it! "Eye" fart in your general direction! :-)
0
Reply
Male 17,512
Well, I won`t be visiting that sculpture garden again. Ugh.
0
Reply
Male 302
It wouldn`t be so bad if the eye on the right wasn`t smeared with poo.
0
Reply
Female 120
I`ve seen that statue! It`s in St. Louis at this sculpture garden, and it`s eyes are hollow..... So, you can look through the eyes, and it`ll look like your head (or in this case, ass) is it`s pupil....

XD

0
Reply
Male 4,867
arses for eyes...why didnt i think of that?
0
Reply
Male 4,807
One brown eye and one ....ummmm pink eye?
0
Reply
Female 9
aaaaaaaah theyre ass cheeks! lmao dont look into the eyes!!!!
0
Reply
Male 725
That booger would be grosser, if the picture was not cropped so badly.
0
Reply
Female 1,890
okay, snake eyes

so what?

0
Reply
Male 256
A statue with brown eyes.....
0
Reply
Male 7,585
its funny that they are asses, but the cracks give the statue snake like eyes. a design like that would have been pretty cool.
0
Reply
Female 474
lmfao my favorite is the hairy eye XD
0
Reply
Male 20
Did that statue just snort some cocaine ?
0
Reply
Male 101
I went there. In Poland. No butts about it.
0
Reply
Female 87
Yay this pic =
1. Boredom cured for .34 seconds,
2. Typed response around 3mins boredom-free.
3. Less interweb space leftover for sarcastic bloggers, emo Myspace posers and pr0n.

Yes, quality posting we have here lol.

0
Reply
Male 5
one male eye.. and one female eye..
0
Reply
Male 528
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that`s amore...
0
Reply
Male 312
Hahaha, Ass eyes
0
Reply
Male 19,861
Link: Hands Down, Grossest Statue Ever Made [Pic] [Rate Link] - And for God`s sake, whatever you do, don`t look into it`s eyes.
0
Reply