Greatest News Headline of the Year So Far [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 7 years ago in Misc

We don"t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys.
There are 58 comments:
Male 18
that is pure african
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Male 485
*shudders*
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Male 64
*snrks and shakes his head*

The mental imagery there was impeccable. "Terrorized his buttocks with a monster whopper."

Holy moose that`s priceless.

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Male 126
lol terrorizing his buttocks
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Male 15
"terrorizing~"
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Female 49
"terrorizing his buttock with monster whopper"
Wow.
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Male 56
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Male 1,164
I love the picture captions.

"Accused:"
"Shafted:"

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Male 1,182
terrorizing his buttocks
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Male 73
Does the ad in the top right corner say the first part of "TORTURE" and "Spanish Hitman" underneath it?
And the editor was probably thinking that lols would ensue.
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Male 5
ahahaaaaa, dang... burger king anyone?
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Female 914
.....so confused.
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Male 157
so...is this a bad fishing story or should i not eat out anymore?
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Male 15
think he invited him for burger king??...
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Female 2,044
BUAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER WHOPPER XD
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Male 197
so is this soem sort of lubegate scandal..
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Female 37
IAB y would u want to party with these guys - he raped him with his huge monster rooster! i would fear for ur a hole!
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Female 326
Ahahaha!! Shafted! :))
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Male 35
I have never laughed so hard at IAB before!! I hope its real, its too good to be made up!
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Male 216
please tell me its from one of those fake news mags.
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Male 1,815
Was the editor going to get fired the next day or what?
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Female 230
WHUT.
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Male 47
Kiweweesi Bum Sex Scandal Deepens

http://ealib-news.blogspot.com/2008/09/k...

“He tried to rape me and I was tired of him bonking me in the anus... He pounced on me with his whopper in one hand and tried to shaft me”

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Female 931
Nice name xP
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Male 101
"thats not a kid that had his buttocks terrorised, thats a full grown adult."

I can`t really make out the picture since I can`t wear my glasses in front of the computer, so I just assumed it was a kid because they used the word "boy".

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Male 703
watch out for those monster whoppers
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Male 1,403
hahahahaha
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Female 9,475
Oh wow.
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Female 372
A monster whopper, you say?
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Male 2,229
Fatninja, I think thats the idea...
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Male 2,549
So the journalist is an ex porn writer?
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Female 15,763
MONSTER whopper!? Just a normal one and I wouldn`t have complained... but a monster one.. That`s different!
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Female 134
This makes me want a whopper..
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Male 1,598
I should remind my English teacher that it`s not ALWAYS a good thing to use vivid imagery in your writing.
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Male 25,416
Leaves little to the imagination!
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Female 3,598
Bum scandal!!! under the pictures is says "accused" and "shafted"
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Female 5,222
o0
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Male 182
the f*ck what?
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Male 360
Wha? bum scandal... Whopper!?!?! MY MIND ASPLODED!
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Male 22
thats not a kid that had his buttocks terrorised, thats a full grown adult. if i didnt know better i`d say he was a willing participant. maybe the whopper was missing the special sauce.
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Female 15
I have a bad vision in my head right now of the king shoving a whopper up someones ass. 0_0
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Male 2,332
I like how it says "Shafted" under the right photo :)
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Female 84
Oh, Africa, don`t ever change
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Male 690
haha awesome headline. give the dude who wrote it a Nobel Prize :P
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Female 4,447
"fibericon
Male, 18-29, Asia
85 Posts Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:21:39 AM
"We don`t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys."

Your inability to understand English makes me fear for your safety, so I`ll explain it to you in small words. A priest raped a kid. Have fun at your party. "
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I vote this comment of the day.

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Male 4,807
Monster whopper with cheese?
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Male 1,381
horrific mistranslation? lol
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Female 1,120
terrorizing his buttocks with monster whopper? I love these foreign news pages.
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Male 101
"We don`t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys."

Your inability to understand English makes me fear for your safety, so I`ll explain it to you in small words. A priest raped a kid. Have fun at your party.

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Female 850
what.........
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Female 271
Why would you want to party with those guys D-:
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Male 592
haha this cant be real XD
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Male 337
i wouldnt wanna party with these guys. who knows what would happen to my bum?
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Male 7,611
oh no, monster whopper? that just doesnt sound like alot of fun for that kid. i like how under there pictures it says "accused" and "shafted". what a great pun.
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Female 2,509
OMG is this for real? BUM SEX SCANDAL lol
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Female 1,652
I picture a priest in sequined robes flogging a boy with a large Burger King combo.

But then again, I`m still waking up.

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Male 10,440
Bahahahaha!! That paper has funny all over it.
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Female 1,780
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