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Date: 10/13/09 09:03 AM

58 Responses to Greatest News Headline of the Year So Far [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    October 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
    Link: Greatest News Headline of the Year So Far - We don`t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys.
  2. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:14 am
    Bahahahaha!! That paper has funny all over it.
  3. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:15 am
    I picture a priest in sequined robes flogging a boy with a large Burger King combo.

    But then again, I`m still waking up.

  4. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:16 am
    OMG is this for real? BUM SEX SCANDAL lol
  5. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:21 am
    oh no, monster whopper? that just doesnt sound like alot of fun for that kid. i like how under there pictures it says "accused" and "shafted". what a great pun.
  6. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:49 am
    i wouldnt wanna party with these guys. who knows what would happen to my bum?
  7. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 9:51 am
    haha this cant be real XD
  8. Profile photo of bliblablob
    bliblablob Female 18-29
    272 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:02 am
    Why would you want to party with those guys D-:
  9. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:20 am
    what.........
  10. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:21 am
    "We don`t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys."

    Your inability to understand English makes me fear for your safety, so I`ll explain it to you in small words. A priest raped a kid. Have fun at your party.

  11. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
    1121 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:22 am
    terrorizing his buttocks with monster whopper? I love these foreign news pages.
  12. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:31 am
    horrific mistranslation? lol
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:35 am
    Monster whopper with cheese?
  14. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 10:57 am
    "fibericon
    Male, 18-29, Asia
    85 Posts Tuesday, October 13, 2009 10:21:39 AM
    "We don`t think anyone knows what to make of this headline or what it even means--we just want to party with these guys."

    Your inability to understand English makes me fear for your safety, so I`ll explain it to you in small words. A priest raped a kid. Have fun at your party. "
    ------------
    I vote this comment of the day.

  15. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:12 am
    haha awesome headline. give the dude who wrote it a Nobel Prize :P
  16. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:17 am
    Oh, Africa, don`t ever change
  17. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:19 am
    I like how it says "Shafted" under the right photo :)
  18. Profile photo of MissMisery
    MissMisery Female 13-17
    15 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
    I have a bad vision in my head right now of the king shoving a whopper up someones ass. 0_0
  19. Profile photo of Toady
    Toady Male 30-39
    22 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:59 am
    thats not a kid that had his buttocks terrorised, thats a full grown adult. if i didnt know better i`d say he was a willing participant. maybe the whopper was missing the special sauce.
  20. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    360 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:06 pm
    Wha? bum scandal... Whopper!?!?! MY MIND ASPLODED!
  21. Profile photo of redips11
    redips11 Male 13-17
    182 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:07 pm
    the f*ck what?
  22. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:17 pm
    o0
  23. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Bum scandal!!! under the pictures is says "accused" and "shafted"
  24. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    Leaves little to the imagination!
  25. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    I should remind my English teacher that it`s not ALWAYS a good thing to use vivid imagery in your writing.
  26. Profile photo of sukitjeezus
    sukitjeezus Female 18-29
    134 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    This makes me want a whopper..
  27. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    MONSTER whopper!? Just a normal one and I wouldn`t have complained... but a monster one.. That`s different!
  28. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:13 pm
    So the journalist is an ex porn writer?
  29. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:38 pm
    Fatninja, I think thats the idea...
  30. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:45 pm
    A monster whopper, you say?
  31. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Oh wow.
  32. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    hahahahaha
  33. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    watch out for those monster whoppers
  34. Profile photo of fibericon
    fibericon Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm
    "thats not a kid that had his buttocks terrorised, thats a full grown adult."

    I can`t really make out the picture since I can`t wear my glasses in front of the computer, so I just assumed it was a kid because they used the word "boy".

  35. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    Nice name xP
  36. Profile photo of wiredtobits
    wiredtobits Male 18-29
    47 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 5:38 pm
    Kiweweesi Bum Sex Scandal Deepens

    http://ealib-news.blogspot.com/2008/09/k...

    “He tried to rape me and I was tired of him bonking me in the anus... He pounced on me with his whopper in one hand and tried to shaft me”

  37. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm
    WHUT.
  38. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    Was the editor going to get fired the next day or what?
  39. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 13, 2009 at 11:22 pm
    please tell me its from one of those fake news mags.
  40. Profile photo of RichardParke
    RichardParke Male 30-39
    35 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:42 am
    I have never laughed so hard at IAB before!! I hope its real, its too good to be made up!
  41. Profile photo of bloostarfish
    bloostarfish Female 18-29
    326 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:01 am
    Ahahaha!! Shafted! :))
  42. Profile photo of avixen
    avixen Female 18-29
    37 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:33 am
    IAB y would u want to party with these guys - he raped him with his huge monster rooster! i would fear for ur a hole!
  43. Profile photo of boogersunite
    boogersunite Male 13-17
    197 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:43 am
    so is this soem sort of lubegate scandal..
  44. Profile photo of xRedheadx3
    xRedheadx3 Female 13-17
    2045 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:14 am
    BUAHAHAHAHAHA MONSTER WHOPPER XD
  45. Profile photo of Donan
    Donan Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:38 am
    think he invited him for burger king??...
  46. Profile photo of phattiger
    phattiger Male 18-29
    157 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 10:39 am
    so...is this a bad fishing story or should i not eat out anymore?
  47. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    .....so confused.
  48. Profile photo of heartwell
    heartwell Male 18-29
    5 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 12:35 pm
    ahahaaaaa, dang... burger king anyone?
  49. Profile photo of Adthedude
    Adthedude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 5:06 pm
    Does the ad in the top right corner say the first part of "TORTURE" and "Spanish Hitman" underneath it?
    And the editor was probably thinking that lols would ensue.
  50. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
    terrorizing his buttocks
  51. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 11:43 pm
    I love the picture captions.

    "Accused:"
    "Shafted:"

  52. Profile photo of n00buler89
    n00buler89 Male 13-17
    56 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 12:20 am
    0.0
  53. Profile photo of TimiRoxx
    TimiRoxx Female 13-17
    49 posts
    October 17, 2009 at 7:05 pm
    "terrorizing his buttock with monster whopper"
    Wow.
  54. Profile photo of Rikurep
    Rikurep Male 18-29
    15 posts
    October 19, 2009 at 11:21 pm
    "terrorizing~"
  55. Profile photo of igotaferret
    igotaferret Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:16 am
    lol terrorizing his buttocks
  56. Profile photo of Scrooluse
    Scrooluse Male 30-39
    64 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    *snrks and shakes his head*

    The mental imagery there was impeccable. "Terrorized his buttocks with a monster whopper."

    Holy moose that`s priceless.

  57. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:05 pm
    *shudders*
  58. Profile photo of addiebaaddie
    addiebaaddie Male 30-39
    18 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    that is pure african

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