Greatest Breakup in History of Breakups [5 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Admit it, you wish you could have broken up with your ex this way too.
There are 114 comments:
Female 46
I agree with alice x
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Female 111
That`s really sad. Unless of course she cheated on him. Then that bitch deserved it.
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Male 1,484
"that is so cool! i have to do that one day."

thats quite a sadistic thing to do

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Female 7
that is so cool! i have to do that one day.
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Male 36,400
Those are going to be six looong and tense days. Should be `six hours to get lost`, lolz!
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Female 5,139
It could have been

Jennifer

Im breaking up with you

you have 6 days to move out

just kidding

will you marry me?

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Female 96
Schadenfreude! Huzzah! Avenue Q ftw.
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Female 1,283
Lol
That sucks.
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Male 678
This is awesome! I live just around those bends and saw these signs last week.
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Female 47
lol you know she was pissed
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Male 703
Mine would go along the lines of...

Jessica...

Will you Marry me?...

Just Kidding...

That`s herpes by the way...

Just thought you should know.

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Female 54
OOOH Schadenfreude party! I likes
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Female 84
She almost definitely cheated on him
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Female 10
Guys draw the ugliest hearts.
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Female 3
that`s a tad harsh unless she done something really really bad. and i agree with MrAnonymous.
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Female 116
>Hayllee
>Paynen6
I agree as well.
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Male 1,003
OUCH
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Male 216
so....what if another jennifer was to pass by?
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Male 19
i broke up with a girl by throwing her clothes out into the street while she was naked so HA top that! btw i walked in on her with another man
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Female 459
Hopefully the girl deserves it (paynen, I agree). If not, well, if it were me that guy would be dead.
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Male 95
My favorite break-up was one of my own. The girl in question had just finished blaming for everything wrong in her life, including the fattening of her ass, and then said "Well? Do you have anything to say?"

I thought about it. I could have said many things. Cussed her out. Apologized. Instead I said "I can`t think of anything to say that would make you feel better, or honestly, even angrier. So I`m not going to say anything, and just leave." And then I left.

By making a point of saying I wasn`t going to say anything I pissed her off so bad, ha!

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Male 120
game.....set.....and match
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Female 34
It would only be funny if she deserved this. Like if she cheated or something.
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Male 975
cosign it definitely would not be remotely funny..time to grow up
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Male 15,510
"It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."
"No... no, it wouldn`t. "

"Oh yes it would"

" Definately not. "

Add my "It wouldnt be funny" vote for this one please

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Female 213
LMFAO that`s awesopme =D
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Male 320
lol - Anyone could have just gone there and wrote the last 3, that would be really bad if that was true :S
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Female 1,593
"tenty - the moving of a womans possesions would take weeks, the make up alone would need two trucks"

No, not really. I can move all of my belongings in a day, and I`ve got a bunch of poo.

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Male 906
"It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."
"No... no, it wouldn`t. "


"Oh yes it would"

Definately not.

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Female 2,672
lol
what a penis
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Male 13,624
tenty - the moving of a womans possesions would take weeks, the make up alone would need two trucks
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Female 241
"6 days isn`t actually much time to move out all the belongings of a woman. The shoes themselves we take up 3 of those days."

that`s stupid.
I have like two pairs of shoes.

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Male 525
"It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."

"No... no, it wouldn`t. "


Oh yes it would

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Male 61
LALWLALWLLAWLAWLWA
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Male 425
6 days isn`t actually much time to move out all the belongings of a woman. The shoes themselves we take up 3 of those days.
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Female 1,077
6 days is a weird increment of time.
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Female 673
"It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."

No... no, it wouldn`t.

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Female 218
If I was Jennifer that guy would be looking for all of his stuff in the landfill
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Female 965
I hope she was a complete bitch, otherwise she didn`t deserve that.
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Female 3,828
lol fake but still awesome.
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Male 976
It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign.
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Male 1
Not many Jennifers: it`s on the road from Avalon to the city in Sydney, Australia. Only Whale and Palm Beach above that.
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Female 3
and how many jennifers went along that road?
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Male 1,357
someone block kel141
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Male 431
im surprised no one got into an accident.
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Male 54
evil sea mantie poo
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Female 48
it`s a hoax ppl!
The never ending comments and passionate arguements over "what ifs" i have seen across different news sites made this GOLD!here is the story
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Male 1,666
Wow... what a hilarious dick
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Male 14
I hope someone else just added the last three for fun.
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Male 3,756
I say good riddance. That guys seems like a complete ass and she`s probably better off without him. Now, I don`t know the whole story, but passive-aggressiveness like that is never good. A real man would look her in the eye and say, "Look, bitch. It`s ova`."
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Male 9,306
Jabbox you win a Retro Award! Good job!
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Female 35
I dont know,,not enough info..what if this guy is just a jerk, now if she cheated on him or were controlling,,yeah cool..but what if she was some loving chick,,than he is a complete loser..dont know which side to take on this one!
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Male 16
what if a different jennifer drove that way? lol
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Male 177
ouch
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Male 250
Burma Shave
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Male 81
Lmfao.
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Male 70
nope not Florida, its in Australia! ahh well, i love this place
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Female 355
What if she never ended up driving down that way any time soon?
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Male 818
wow this is really messed up. hope she deserved it
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Male 1,190
She should have sucked him off more often!!!

If she kept his stomach full and his balls empty she would be married by now.

Girls out there remember, nothing says I love You like a blow job!

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Male 172
Wow... That is COLD. Man... If that was intentional... Oh man... COLD. I would never break up like that..
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Male 336
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Female 1,043
*stands and applauds* groogle, that was pretty funny...XD poor jennifer, if thats the case...
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Male 897
this is soooo funny
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Male 8,302
> Groogle
> What if the last 3 messages were just added by some passerby?

ROFL!!!!!!!!! Dude I like the way you think, that is definitely the Win Comment of the Day :-)

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Male 2,172
> opiebreath
> What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?

What if the last 3 messages were just added by some passerby?

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Male 8,302
> opiebreath
> What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?

It`s all good Opie, even if 10 wrong Jennifers see it, that`s still 10 men saved. :-)

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Female 15,763
What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?
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Female 673
Jennifer may not exist. It`s probably just up there for the sole purpose of the amusement of the other drivers that pass.
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Male 10,440
Ouch! Dang. Well... I`ll assume she was cheating, then it makes more sense.
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Female 253
Hahahahaha...
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Male 37
Yeah sorry Lion, but this all looks like all the signs are on that little bend... your idea was sooooo much more epic.
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Male 4,004
"ROFL I love it, I hope there was like 5 km between #2 and #3 (and no exits) so she could get all excited, phone all her friends, etc in between 2 and 3."

But if you look at #1, numbers 2 3 and 4 are in the background. Sorry to burst your bubble Lion.

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Male 1,381
omg this is EPIC....that poor poor girl.

or maybe she cheated and totally deserves it. lol i like your thinking, lion

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Male 1,918
PWNED!
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Female 654
"really though, for all we know the actual order of the signs may indeed be in the reverse order from this. interesting little conundrum."

I like your thinking.

But unless the signs are double-sided (some of them don`t look it) I doubt it. :(

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Male 8,302
ROFL I love it, I hope there was like 5 km between #2 and #3 (and no exits) so she could get all excited, phone all her friends, etc in between 2 and 3.
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Female 2,289
I don`t think a person would do that without a reason.

and if someone would... they wouldn`t have a partner to begin with.

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Male 1,550
Something this cruel must mean that she was a cheater, otherwise it is uncalled for.
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Male 9,306
Either it`s the most insensitive message, or there`s something we don`t know.
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Female 140
Damn, that guy`s such a coward. That`s such a stupid way to break up with someone, worse than doing it through text.

But on the other hand, this girl might have been a complete bitch and cheated on him and poo like that. In which case she deserved it.

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Male 4,793
really though, for all we know the actual order of the signs may indeed be in the reverse order from this. interesting little conundrum.
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Male 4,793
jokes on whoever is doing the dumping if they see the signs in the reverse order.
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Female 237
Anyone that would take the time to actually do that needs a hobby or something. She`s better off without him lol.
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Male 9
so is jennifer supposed to happen to drive by that?
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Male 954
HA! That`s the name of my girlfriend, I`m so sending this to her right now! xD
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Female 36
Thats jest plain cruel. D: but so funny XD
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Male 1
Cruel break up.

A mystery woman called Jennifer has become the talk of the town in Bigola, NSW, Australia, after a series of signs appeared on telephone poles along Barrenjoey Rd, the busiest road in the area.

http://www.BaraSkit.se

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Male 2,159
Joke`s on him if she stops at sign 2 and calls him to say "Yes".
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Female 77
Hehe, nice (till it happens to you, at least)
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Male 1,220
I wonder how many Jennifer`s drove by that day.
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Female 428
That`s just messed up. Funny, until it happens to you.
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Male 690
haha
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Male 725
Bitch, Burma Shave just broke up with you.
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Female 931
<3 lmao
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Male 2,148
Yes. First I need a girlfriend, but this will definitely come soon after that.
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Female 697
Daaaaaang!
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Male 240
Thaaats right! Hit the bricks, bitch.
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Female 15,763
Wow... at least one of them must be a raging horrible douchebag.
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Male 108
greatet, smart...
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Female 98
sux. my names jennifer. and iv had a dude ask me to marry him then bitch out two days later. it hurts. i feel for u jen! (but yeah, if it wont my name itd b frickin hilarious)
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Female 497
I hope the girl did something terrible do deserve it. Otherwise that`s way too cruel!
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Male 360
Hahaha oh god, it would suck if another jennifer drove by that!
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Female 2,509
ooh that`s cold. I wonder what she did.
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Female 98
thats mean XD but funny
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Male 5,620
what if these are out of sequence, and he is actually asking her to marry him?
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Male 106
wow, what a coward.
he`d better hope he posted those on a road heading away from his house, the last think you want is an angry woman behind a wheel, driving towards your house
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Male 1,646
lol that was amazing, this kids my new hero.
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Male 13,624
Whooooo, jeebus, Now thats a DUMPING if Ive ever seen one, and no, I wouldnt have the coconuts to do that
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Male 5,314
wow, just wow
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Female 157
That`s terrible
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Female 14
wow
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Male 35
EPIC!
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Male 19,842
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