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Date: 10/02/09 01:02 PM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18499 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:09 pm
    Link: Greatest Breakup in History of Breakups - Admit it, you wish you could have broken up with your ex this way too.
  2. Profile photo of SpatulaBoy
    SpatulaBoy Male 18-29
    35 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
    EPIC!
  3. Profile photo of S0ccerchick
    S0ccerchick Female 18-29
    14 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    wow
  4. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    That`s terrible
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    wow, just wow
  6. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:19 pm
    Whooooo, jeebus, Now thats a DUMPING if Ive ever seen one, and no, I wouldnt have the coconuts to do that
  7. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    lol that was amazing, this kids my new hero.
  8. Profile photo of parasite159
    parasite159 Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    wow, what a coward.
    he`d better hope he posted those on a road heading away from his house, the last think you want is an angry woman behind a wheel, driving towards your house
  9. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:20 pm
    what if these are out of sequence, and he is actually asking her to marry him?
  10. Profile photo of Hotubs
    Hotubs Female 13-17
    98 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    thats mean XD but funny
  11. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
    ooh that`s cold. I wonder what she did.
  12. Profile photo of speedy_3909
    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
    361 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Hahaha oh god, it would suck if another jennifer drove by that!
  13. Profile photo of deadpopstar
    deadpopstar Female 18-29
    497 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    I hope the girl did something terrible do deserve it. Otherwise that`s way too cruel!
  14. Profile photo of IsmelBacn420
    IsmelBacn420 Female 18-29
    98 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    sux. my names jennifer. and iv had a dude ask me to marry him then bitch out two days later. it hurts. i feel for u jen! (but yeah, if it wont my name itd b frickin hilarious)
  15. Profile photo of dannymet
    dannymet Male 18-29
    108 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    greatet, smart...
  16. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:26 pm
    Wow... at least one of them must be a raging horrible douchebag.
  17. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Thaaats right! Hit the bricks, bitch.
  18. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm
    Daaaaaang!
  19. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Yes. First I need a girlfriend, but this will definitely come soon after that.
  20. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:33 pm
    <3 lmao
  21. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:43 pm
    Bitch, Burma Shave just broke up with you.
  22. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    haha
  23. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    That`s just messed up. Funny, until it happens to you.
  24. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:59 pm
    I wonder how many Jennifer`s drove by that day.
  25. Profile photo of emily1991
    emily1991 Female 18-29
    77 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    Hehe, nice (till it happens to you, at least)
  26. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Joke`s on him if she stops at sign 2 and calls him to say "Yes".
  27. Profile photo of billekille
    billekille Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    Cruel break up.

    A mystery woman called Jennifer has become the talk of the town in Bigola, NSW, Australia, after a series of signs appeared on telephone poles along Barrenjoey Rd, the busiest road in the area.

    http://www.BaraSkit.se

  28. Profile photo of LunerFox
    LunerFox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
    Thats jest plain cruel. D: but so funny XD
  29. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:40 pm
    HA! That`s the name of my girlfriend, I`m so sending this to her right now! xD
  30. Profile photo of EQuigs
    EQuigs Male 18-29
    9 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:46 pm
    so is jennifer supposed to happen to drive by that?
  31. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    Anyone that would take the time to actually do that needs a hobby or something. She`s better off without him lol.
  32. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm
    jokes on whoever is doing the dumping if they see the signs in the reverse order.
  33. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:03 pm
    really though, for all we know the actual order of the signs may indeed be in the reverse order from this. interesting little conundrum.
  34. Profile photo of LoveMexicola
    LoveMexicola Female 13-17
    140 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    Damn, that guy`s such a coward. That`s such a stupid way to break up with someone, worse than doing it through text.

    But on the other hand, this girl might have been a complete bitch and cheated on him and poo like that. In which case she deserved it.

  35. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
    Either it`s the most insensitive message, or there`s something we don`t know.
  36. Profile photo of cannibal151
    cannibal151 Male 18-29
    1551 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
    Something this cruel must mean that she was a cheater, otherwise it is uncalled for.
  37. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2291 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:28 pm
    I don`t think a person would do that without a reason.

    and if someone would... they wouldn`t have a partner to begin with.

  38. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:39 pm
    ROFL I love it, I hope there was like 5 km between #2 and #3 (and no exits) so she could get all excited, phone all her friends, etc in between 2 and 3.
  39. Profile photo of nirosaki
    nirosaki Female 18-29
    654 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    "really though, for all we know the actual order of the signs may indeed be in the reverse order from this. interesting little conundrum."

    I like your thinking.

    But unless the signs are double-sided (some of them don`t look it) I doubt it. :(

  40. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    PWNED!
  41. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 4:27 pm
    omg this is EPIC....that poor poor girl.

    or maybe she cheated and totally deserves it. lol i like your thinking, lion

  42. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm
    "ROFL I love it, I hope there was like 5 km between #2 and #3 (and no exits) so she could get all excited, phone all her friends, etc in between 2 and 3."

    But if you look at #1, numbers 2 3 and 4 are in the background. Sorry to burst your bubble Lion.

  43. Profile photo of jbray3179
    jbray3179 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:02 pm
    Yeah sorry Lion, but this all looks like all the signs are on that little bend... your idea was sooooo much more epic.
  44. Profile photo of LadyPele
    LadyPele Female 18-29
    253 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:18 pm
    Hahahahaha...
  45. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:21 pm
    Ouch! Dang. Well... I`ll assume she was cheating, then it makes more sense.
  46. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:32 pm
    Jennifer may not exist. It`s probably just up there for the sole purpose of the amusement of the other drivers that pass.
  47. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:47 pm
    What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:06 pm
    > opiebreath
    > What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?

    It`s all good Opie, even if 10 wrong Jennifers see it, that`s still 10 men saved. :-)

  49. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:10 pm
    > opiebreath
    > What if the wrong Jennifer sees it?

    What if the last 3 messages were just added by some passerby?

  50. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm
    > Groogle
    > What if the last 3 messages were just added by some passerby?

    ROFL!!!!!!!!! Dude I like the way you think, that is definitely the Win Comment of the Day :-)

  51. Profile photo of rgsupergrove
    rgsupergrove Male 18-29
    899 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:40 pm
    this is soooo funny
  52. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    *stands and applauds* groogle, that was pretty funny...XD poor jennifer, if thats the case...
  53. Profile photo of Glendower
    Glendower Male 18-29
    337 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:32 pm
    You forgot the last sign:

    http://signsofagefx.com/Burma%20Single%2...

  54. Profile photo of M5000
    M5000 Male 13-17
    173 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:52 pm
    Wow... That is COLD. Man... If that was intentional... Oh man... COLD. I would never break up like that..
  55. Profile photo of StarDagger
    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1189 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:00 pm
    She should have sucked him off more often!!!

    If she kept his stomach full and his balls empty she would be married by now.

    Girls out there remember, nothing says I love You like a blow job!

  56. Profile photo of ohlax
    ohlax Male 13-17
    818 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:12 pm
    wow this is really messed up. hope she deserved it
  57. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:22 pm
    What if she never ended up driving down that way any time soon?
  58. Profile photo of Wazpoppin9
    Wazpoppin9 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:31 pm
    nope not Florida, its in Australia! ahh well, i love this place
  59. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:32 pm
    Lmfao.
  60. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:02 pm
    Burma Shave
  61. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm
    ouch
  62. Profile photo of cmdgordon
    cmdgordon Male 18-29
    16 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:23 pm
    what if a different jennifer drove that way? lol
  63. Profile photo of rem132
    rem132 Female 30-39
    35 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:43 pm
    I dont know,,not enough info..what if this guy is just a jerk, now if she cheated on him or were controlling,,yeah cool..but what if she was some loving chick,,than he is a complete loser..dont know which side to take on this one!
  64. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:44 pm
    Jabbox you win a Retro Award! Good job!
  65. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:53 pm
    I say good riddance. That guys seems like a complete ass and she`s probably better off without him. Now, I don`t know the whole story, but passive-aggressiveness like that is never good. A real man would look her in the eye and say, "Look, bitch. It`s ova`."
  66. Profile photo of Linkzcap
    Linkzcap Male 13-17
    14 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    I hope someone else just added the last three for fun.
  67. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm
    Wow... what a hilarious dick
  68. Profile photo of lilfox_4u
    lilfox_4u Female 18-29
    48 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:30 pm
    it`s a hoax ppl!
    The never ending comments and passionate arguements over "what ifs" i have seen across different news sites made this GOLD!here is the story
  69. Profile photo of declan765
    declan765 Male 13-17
    55 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:37 am
    evil sea mantie poo
  70. Profile photo of k10josumm
    k10josumm Male 18-29
    432 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:39 am
    im surprised no one got into an accident.
  71. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:47 am
    someone block kel141
  72. Profile photo of hottiealert
    hottiealert Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:59 am
    and how many jennifers went along that road?
  73. Profile photo of wee31
    wee31 Male 30-39
    1 post
    October 3, 2009 at 2:26 am
    Not many Jennifers: it`s on the road from Avalon to the city in Sydney, Australia. Only Whale and Palm Beach above that.
  74. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:07 am
    It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign.
  75. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 4:58 am
    lol fake but still awesome.
  76. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 4:58 am
    I hope she was a complete bitch, otherwise she didn`t deserve that.
  77. Profile photo of MonzaBird
    MonzaBird Female 18-29
    218 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:17 am
    If I was Jennifer that guy would be looking for all of his stuff in the landfill
  78. Profile photo of teiso
    teiso Female 18-29
    674 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 6:34 am
    "It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."

    No... no, it wouldn`t.

  79. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 6:47 am
    6 days is a weird increment of time.
  80. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:45 am
    6 days isn`t actually much time to move out all the belongings of a woman. The shoes themselves we take up 3 of those days.
  81. Profile photo of I3enjamin
    I3enjamin Male 18-29
    61 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 7:49 am
    LALWLALWLLAWLAWLWA
  82. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:39 am
    "It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."

    "No... no, it wouldn`t. "


    Oh yes it would

  83. Profile photo of skullcandy
    skullcandy Female 18-29
    241 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:42 am
    "6 days isn`t actually much time to move out all the belongings of a woman. The shoes themselves we take up 3 of those days."

    that`s stupid.
    I have like two pairs of shoes.

  84. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13595 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:00 am
    tenty - the moving of a womans possesions would take weeks, the make up alone would need two trucks
  85. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:22 am
    lol
    what a penis
  86. Profile photo of viczko
    viczko Male 13-17
    906 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:35 am
    "It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."
    "No... no, it wouldn`t. "


    "Oh yes it would"

    Definately not.

  87. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:26 am
    "tenty - the moving of a womans possesions would take weeks, the make up alone would need two trucks"

    No, not really. I can move all of my belongings in a day, and I`ve got a bunch of poo.

  88. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:27 am
    lol - Anyone could have just gone there and wrote the last 3, that would be really bad if that was true :S
  89. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:37 am
    LMFAO that`s awesopme =D
  90. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:29 am
    "It would have been so much funnier if someone wrote "ROFL! WTF??" under the writing on the last sign."
    "No... no, it wouldn`t. "

    "Oh yes it would"

    " Definately not. "

    Add my "It wouldnt be funny" vote for this one please

  91. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:33 am
    cosign it definitely would not be remotely funny..time to grow up
  92. Profile photo of paynen6
    paynen6 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:00 pm
    It would only be funny if she deserved this. Like if she cheated or something.
  93. Profile photo of Porkchop275
    Porkchop275 Male 18-29
    120 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    game.....set.....and match
  94. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:12 pm
    My favorite break-up was one of my own. The girl in question had just finished blaming for everything wrong in her life, including the fattening of her ass, and then said "Well? Do you have anything to say?"

    I thought about it. I could have said many things. Cussed her out. Apologized. Instead I said "I can`t think of anything to say that would make you feel better, or honestly, even angrier. So I`m not going to say anything, and just leave." And then I left.

    By making a point of saying I wasn`t going to say anything I pissed her off so bad, ha!

  95. Profile photo of Hayllee
    Hayllee Female 13-17
    459 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:56 pm
    Hopefully the girl deserves it (paynen, I agree). If not, well, if it were me that guy would be dead.
  96. Profile photo of Lazerbanana
    Lazerbanana Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:28 pm
    i broke up with a girl by throwing her clothes out into the street while she was naked so HA top that! btw i walked in on her with another man
  97. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    so....what if another jennifer was to pass by?
  98. Profile photo of Wey_Pooh
    Wey_Pooh Male 18-29
    1004 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:44 pm
    OUCH
  99. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:01 pm
    >Hayllee
    >Paynen6
    I agree as well.
  100. Profile photo of Sparkes
    Sparkes Female 13-17
    3 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm
    that`s a tad harsh unless she done something really really bad. and i agree with MrAnonymous.
  101. Profile photo of Anonned
    Anonned Female 18-29
    10 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    Guys draw the ugliest hearts.
  102. Profile photo of Aprilizer
    Aprilizer Female 18-29
    84 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    She almost definitely cheated on him
  103. Profile photo of MafiaQueen13
    MafiaQueen13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:41 pm
    OOOH Schadenfreude party! I likes
  104. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:18 am
    Mine would go along the lines of...

    Jessica...

    Will you Marry me?...

    Just Kidding...

    That`s herpes by the way...

    Just thought you should know.

  105. Profile photo of DixieJJP
    DixieJJP Female 18-29
    47 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 11:12 am
    lol you know she was pissed
  106. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 3:40 pm
    This is awesome! I live just around those bends and saw these signs last week.
  107. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 7:16 pm
    Lol
    That sucks.
  108. Profile photo of scotland626
    scotland626 Female 18-29
    96 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Schadenfreude! Huzzah! Avenue Q ftw.
  109. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 3:27 am
    It could have been

    Jennifer

    Im breaking up with you

    you have 6 days to move out

    just kidding

    will you marry me?

  110. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 9:27 am
    Those are going to be six looong and tense days. Should be `six hours to get lost`, lolz!
  111. Profile photo of imastick
    imastick Female 13-17
    7 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    that is so cool! i have to do that one day.
  112. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:04 am
    "that is so cool! i have to do that one day."

    thats quite a sadistic thing to do

  113. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:21 pm
    That`s really sad. Unless of course she cheated on him. Then that bitch deserved it.
  114. Profile photo of tItsorGTFO
    tItsorGTFO Female 18-29
    46 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 11:19 am
    I agree with alice x

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