Every Shred of Evidence Can Bury You [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

Learn from Rob"s mistakes--even the slightest bit of evidence is incriminating. Always clean up the scene of the crime.
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Male 720
Mom, sorry next time I`ll make sure to not use one of those. - Rob
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Female 111
To MafiaQueen13, how is that creepy? It`s not like she touched the actual condom. And in no way can that be jealousy.. She is simply letting him know in a passive aggressive way that she doesn`t condone this behavior.
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Male 1,484
lol at MrAnonymous
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Female 4
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Male 703
I was stupid enough to leave an empty 12 pack of trojans on my desk at the age of 15. I come home and all my laundry is sittin on my couch. Mom never said a word.
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Female 54
UGH!! Ultra Creepy mother to even touch that let alone write a letter and tape it to it. What, jealous
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Male 184
Mr Anonymous, that WOULD BE HILARIOUS! XD
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Male 216
RE: Mom
I dont use ultra thin, I use ribbed. Please look at the wrapper before letting your own son know what type of condoms you and dad use.
Sincerly, Rob
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Male 139
The passive-aggressive "I don`t condone your behavior" note strikes again!
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Male 592
ps, it took you long enough.

40 yo virgin :3

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Female 3,574
lol this totally happened to my boyfriend and I once.
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Male 976
It could have been worse. She could have had his...ahem..."DNA" attached to the note. :P
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Male 1,226
"son....I found your dirty little tapes with you and your girlfriend..."

"HIGH FIVE!"

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Female 54
actually it`s spelled stationery
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Male 423
This Kel141 person is really starting to bug me with the "Have a look here..." it`s like an less official craig T nelson. Yes... I went there.
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Male 130
Are the majority of you making the assumption that she`s upset with her son?

My parents fully supported me every time I brought my girl over. Of course, they weren`t home ;).

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Female 57
"I like the bird staionary."

Haha, I was just going to say that... but with `stationary` spelled right.

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Female 51
I like the bird staionary.
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Male 81
All I can say is practice makes perfect!
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Female 185
That`s stupid. I wouldn`t call out my kid for having safe sex. At least he`s doing it right! He`s going to do it anyway, so might as well just make sure he`s being safe.
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Male 1,371
Hey, at least they practice safe sex!
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Female 15,763
Well at least it`s spermicidal. Yay safety?
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Male 2
Mum,

I guess you didn`t notice it says Ultra Thin......

At least i`m not gay....

Rob xxx

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Male 725
Well, at least it was not his girlfriends mom.
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Male 2,592
it woulda been funnier if it said From your now ex-girlfriend
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Male 32
aaahhhhh MOM!
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Male 227
Too bad it`s not from your son...it`s from your hubby lady!!
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Female 36
Rob:0 Mom:1

LOL i had to do that X3

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Female 5
LOL!!!
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Male 287
Would she rather he not use them?
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Female 854
Nice penmanship, Mom.
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Male 690
The birds are a nice touch lol
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Male 2,553
...will I be shunned from IAB if I confess to having done something similar (if it was in her bed)?

In my defense, My now-ex`s bed is really tiny, her parents were away for the week, and... well...

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Male 240
That-a-boy!
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Female 864
I find the occasional condom wrapper in my sons` room ( he`s 18) and I`m always just glad that he`s using them .If I found one in my bedroom though would not be good.
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Male 720
Chad did it.
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Male 3,842
What you people are missing is that mom found this in her bedroom (since she refers to when he left) so it`s not that he was having sex, it`s that he was having sex in mom and dad`s bed when they were away.
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Female 213
lmfao
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Male 1,381
creepy beyond all reason.
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Male 795
Passive Aggressive much?
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Female 116
Atleast he is being safe. Lets hope that he put it on right. As a mom myself, when my son hits that age, I would be too embaresed to even think, let alone write a note.
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Female 931
yeah at least he used a condom. ;/
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Male 4,004
She has to point out that he left something behind, as if there was something both him and his mother had to hide from someone. But why would a son and mother need to hide a condom wrapper from dad?

Oh I get it, incest.

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Male 516
Wow... That mother sucks. Why do you HAVE to write something like that?
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Male 357
She cares because she found it in her bedroom.

Or it`s a complete farce like most of these notes are. This one does have Mom-like penmanship, though.

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Male 13,624
Talking of embarrassing sit`s...I recall my Brother back in the day, was having a um, fap moment in his bedroom, he had headphones on, and he closed his eyes, to enjoy the moment, after fulfilling his `Fapping` moment, he opened his eyes to find a cup of tea placed on his bedside cabinet, my mother had walked in on him having a `Mans` moment, and put his cuppa down and went back out, took him 15 years to tell me that one, and I laughed my arse off...
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Female 1,260
Jeez, Mom, Passive Agressive much? I agree with bored-I-am - she should have just said `good boy`!
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Male 784
She could just have written:

Good boy! :)

Mom

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Male 2,313
Slightly awkward.
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Female 846
my grandma actually dicovered my uncle had a party while she was away because the screen on the inside of the faucet in the kitchen was pushed up. he picked up every bottle cap, every cigarette butt, everything. and she still found out.
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Male 1,231
That note is really not necessary. That mother got issues.
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Male 13,624
Ohhh thats quite embarrassing, yikes
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Female 7,836
My God, unless he is about 14 why is she being so huffy? He is using a condom, well that should make her heart be grateful. Unless she has a problem with him having sex. `Cause that obviously not right. Nobody should have sex.Unless it is in the dark.
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Male 1,929
In what scenario is it this note necessary or apropriate? Can`t think of one.
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Male 1,164
ya see, my mum is awesome... if she found a bit of a condom wrapper she would probably either not mention it... or tell me she is glad im using protection followed by a gay joke or asking if the girl was blind
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Male 7,585
thats a little weird, but i could see my mom doing something similar.
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Male 174
The ever-watchful cardinal...
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Female 17
God it could be worse, I thought the note was going to be from his (soon to be ex) wife!
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Male 364
it`s the birds at the bottom that sell it!
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Female 3,828
lol this happened to me once with a pack of rollies... there was some cardboard outside that just said "zigzag".lol.

i can see why this would happen, though, nobody thinks about the top that they just tossed away in haste in anticipation of getting layed. she shouldnt rub it in his face, though, he WAS using protection. unless she found it on her kitchen table or something..

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Female 89
Next time leave the used rubber there too rob, see what sorta postet mom makes out of that! :D
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Male 1,129
sadly this has happened to me haha
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Male 2,510
That is just plain EVIL.
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Male 19,861
Link: Every Shred of Evidence Can Bury You [Pic] [Rate Link] - Learn from Rob`s mistakes--even the slightest bit of evidence is incriminating. Always clean up the scene of the crime.
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