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Date: 10/02/09 06:06 AM

64 Responses to Every Shred of Evidence Can Bury You [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18928 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:34 am
    Link: Every Shred of Evidence Can Bury You - Learn from Rob`s mistakes--even the slightest bit of evidence is incriminating. Always clean up the scene of the crime.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:42 am
    That is just plain EVIL.
  3. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:44 am
    sadly this has happened to me haha
  4. Profile photo of cha3370
    cha3370 Female 18-29
    89 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:44 am
    Next time leave the used rubber there too rob, see what sorta postet mom makes out of that! :D
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:50 am
    lol this happened to me once with a pack of rollies... there was some cardboard outside that just said "zigzag".lol.

    i can see why this would happen, though, nobody thinks about the top that they just tossed away in haste in anticipation of getting layed. she shouldnt rub it in his face, though, he WAS using protection. unless she found it on her kitchen table or something..

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    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:52 am
    it`s the birds at the bottom that sell it!
  7. Profile photo of Staarbux
    Staarbux Female 18-29
    17 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:53 am
    God it could be worse, I thought the note was going to be from his (soon to be ex) wife!
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    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 6:58 am
    The ever-watchful cardinal...
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:00 am
    thats a little weird, but i could see my mom doing something similar.
  10. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:00 am
    ya see, my mum is awesome... if she found a bit of a condom wrapper she would probably either not mention it... or tell me she is glad im using protection followed by a gay joke or asking if the girl was blind
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:08 am
    In what scenario is it this note necessary or apropriate? Can`t think of one.
  12. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:13 am
    My God, unless he is about 14 why is she being so huffy? He is using a condom, well that should make her heart be grateful. Unless she has a problem with him having sex. `Cause that obviously not right. Nobody should have sex.Unless it is in the dark.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:21 am
    Ohhh thats quite embarrassing, yikes
  14. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:33 am
    That note is really not necessary. That mother got issues.
  15. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:34 am
    my grandma actually dicovered my uncle had a party while she was away because the screen on the inside of the faucet in the kitchen was pushed up. he picked up every bottle cap, every cigarette butt, everything. and she still found out.
  16. Profile photo of sixclaws13
    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:38 am
    Slightly awkward.
  17. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:40 am
    She could just have written:

    Good boy! :)

    Mom

  18. Profile photo of krabkat
    krabkat Female 18-29
    1261 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:00 am
    Jeez, Mom, Passive Agressive much? I agree with bored-I-am - she should have just said `good boy`!
  19. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:13 am
    Talking of embarrassing sit`s...I recall my Brother back in the day, was having a um, fap moment in his bedroom, he had headphones on, and he closed his eyes, to enjoy the moment, after fulfilling his `Fapping` moment, he opened his eyes to find a cup of tea placed on his bedside cabinet, my mother had walked in on him having a `Mans` moment, and put his cuppa down and went back out, took him 15 years to tell me that one, and I laughed my arse off...
  20. Profile photo of slugs
    slugs Male 30-39
    357 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:15 am
    She cares because she found it in her bedroom.

    Or it`s a complete farce like most of these notes are. This one does have Mom-like penmanship, though.

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    Dooked Male 18-29
    516 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:20 am
    Wow... That mother sucks. Why do you HAVE to write something like that?
  22. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:40 am
    She has to point out that he left something behind, as if there was something both him and his mother had to hide from someone. But why would a son and mother need to hide a condom wrapper from dad?

    Oh I get it, incest.

  23. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:01 am
    yeah at least he used a condom. ;/
  24. Profile photo of blubonx6
    blubonx6 Female 18-29
    116 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Atleast he is being safe. Lets hope that he put it on right. As a mom myself, when my son hits that age, I would be too embaresed to even think, let alone write a note.
  25. Profile photo of sfcg
    sfcg Male 30-39
    796 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Passive Aggressive much?
  26. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:31 am
    creepy beyond all reason.
  27. Profile photo of Sahjan
    Sahjan Female 13-17
    213 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:48 am
    lmfao
  28. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:48 am
    What you people are missing is that mom found this in her bedroom (since she refers to when he left) so it`s not that he was having sex, it`s that he was having sex in mom and dad`s bed when they were away.
  29. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:08 am
    Chad did it.
  30. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 10:33 am
    I find the occasional condom wrapper in my sons` room ( he`s 18) and I`m always just glad that he`s using them .If I found one in my bedroom though would not be good.
  31. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:03 am
    That-a-boy!
  32. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:04 am
    ...will I be shunned from IAB if I confess to having done something similar (if it was in her bed)?

    In my defense, My now-ex`s bed is really tiny, her parents were away for the week, and... well...

  33. Profile photo of Gomay
    Gomay Male 13-17
    690 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:22 am
    The birds are a nice touch lol
  34. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:37 am
    Nice penmanship, Mom.
  35. Profile photo of DrVenkman
    DrVenkman Male 18-29
    287 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    Would she rather he not use them?
  36. Profile photo of IRoccMore
    IRoccMore Female 13-17
    5 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    LOL!!!
  37. Profile photo of LunerFox
    LunerFox Female 13-17
    36 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Rob:0 Mom:1

    LOL i had to do that X3

  38. Profile photo of gunslinger
    gunslinger Male 30-39
    227 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Too bad it`s not from your son...it`s from your hubby lady!!
  39. Profile photo of hudaman
    hudaman Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 12:54 pm
    aaahhhhh MOM!
  40. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    it woulda been funnier if it said From your now ex-girlfriend
  41. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm
    Well, at least it was not his girlfriends mom.
  42. Profile photo of conky1
    conky1 Male 30-39
    2 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Mum,

    I guess you didn`t notice it says Ultra Thin......

    At least i`m not gay....

    Rob xxx

  43. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 5:51 pm
    Well at least it`s spermicidal. Yay safety?
  44. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 7:23 pm
    Hey, at least they practice safe sex!
  45. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
    185 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:08 pm
    That`s stupid. I wouldn`t call out my kid for having safe sex. At least he`s doing it right! He`s going to do it anyway, so might as well just make sure he`s being safe.
  46. Profile photo of ExplosiveDJ
    ExplosiveDJ Male 13-17
    81 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 8:49 pm
    All I can say is practice makes perfect!
  47. Profile photo of Amous
    Amous Female 18-29
    51 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 9:00 pm
    I like the bird staionary.
  48. Profile photo of ohstephyy
    ohstephyy Female 18-29
    57 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:17 pm
    "I like the bird staionary."

    Haha, I was just going to say that... but with `stationary` spelled right.

  49. Profile photo of PolitikiL
    PolitikiL Male 18-29
    130 posts
    October 2, 2009 at 11:25 pm
    Are the majority of you making the assumption that she`s upset with her son?

    My parents fully supported me every time I brought my girl over. Of course, they weren`t home ;).

  50. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 12:59 am
    This Kel141 person is really starting to bug me with the "Have a look here..." it`s like an less official craig T nelson. Yes... I went there.
  51. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 1:09 am
    actually it`s spelled stationery
  52. Profile photo of vicious_liar
    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 2:02 am
    "son....I found your dirty little tapes with you and your girlfriend..."

    "HIGH FIVE!"

  53. Profile photo of buxco215
    buxco215 Male 18-29
    977 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 3:17 am
    It could have been worse. She could have had his...ahem..."DNA" attached to the note. :P
  54. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 5:13 am
    lol this totally happened to my boyfriend and I once.
  55. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 10:47 am
    ps, it took you long enough.

    40 yo virgin :3

  56. Profile photo of RearEchelon
    RearEchelon Male 18-29
    139 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    The passive-aggressive "I don`t condone your behavior" note strikes again!
  57. Profile photo of MrAnonymous
    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
    216 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 11:12 pm
    RE: Mom
    I dont use ultra thin, I use ribbed. Please look at the wrapper before letting your own son know what type of condoms you and dad use.
    Sincerly, Rob
  58. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Mr Anonymous, that WOULD BE HILARIOUS! XD
  59. Profile photo of MafiaQueen13
    MafiaQueen13 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:48 pm
    UGH!! Ultra Creepy mother to even touch that let alone write a letter and tape it to it. What, jealous
  60. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:29 am
    I was stupid enough to leave an empty 12 pack of trojans on my desk at the age of 15. I come home and all my laundry is sittin on my couch. Mom never said a word.
  61. Profile photo of kiran1987
    kiran1987 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    October 8, 2009 at 4:44 am
    http://clop.in/GXTnuz
  62. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 9:10 am
    lol at MrAnonymous
  63. Profile photo of Vedith
    Vedith Female 18-29
    111 posts
    October 30, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    To MafiaQueen13, how is that creepy? It`s not like she touched the actual condom. And in no way can that be jealousy.. She is simply letting him know in a passive aggressive way that she doesn`t condone this behavior.
  64. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    November 27, 2009 at 12:21 am
    Mom, sorry next time I`ll make sure to not use one of those. - Rob

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