Don`t Just Be Street Smart, Be Bully Smart! [Video

Submitted by: Beast66613 8 years ago in Funny

Hey kids, getting your ass kicked mercilessly at school? This how-to video will take all those ass-kicking away forever.
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Male 299
I got bullied when I was a kid, till I kicked the crap out of one. that seemed to demotivate others.

@airosfter1: not cool.

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Female 381
"haha lol yeah slap,grab his hair and bite lol after that they bully u even more haha just let your kids learn a defensive fighting sport and make em not look like girls or gays"


:/ You just offended this bisexual female who can take down someone who outweighs her by 40 pounds

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Female 61
haha lol yeah slap,grab his hair and bite lol after that they bully u even more haha just let your kids learn a defensive fighting sport and make em not look like girls or gays
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Male 1,089
or bring a gun to school, kill thirteen people and then yourself.
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Male 189
I`m just gonna break the wrist and walk away...break the wrist, walk away.

After you stomp his foot, kick out the inside of his other knee.

The Simpsons method works too:

"Cry Like a girl, then when he turns away in disgust punch him ... when he is on the ground kick him some more and then run like hell"

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Male 197
Is it just me or does the girl in the video look kinda like a young Jada Stevens? This would be awesome to see her before she was getting stuffed on camera.
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Male 1,222
Hell get you tomorrow with a knife
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Male 1,918
Um if you slap him, You`ll get yor ass kicked
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Male 47
@nonamewillfi slapping (hitting someone with the base of the palm of your hand) carries as much force as a punch and you get a wider area to hit with, so it becomes easier to hit but at cost of having to be an inch or two closer to the person you`re hitting.

And if you don`t know how to throw a punch you`ll probably screw up the rotation of your wrist and lose all the power of the punch as your wrist compresses, or better yet break you knuckles on his forehead.

finally they get to the kids mom
look... it`s not like we are teaching him how to punch...

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Female 253
This video is possibly, the best video ever. As a side note, the 90s called, they want their hair back...
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Male 368
"leave me alone"
"well we just wanted to say s-"
"I am a racist! LEAVE ME ALONE"
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Male 85
Rofl, that slap at about 3:00 is hilarious.
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Male 1,403
i dont get how slapping him will ever be more effective that punching him in the nose
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Male 12,365
"let me agitate the situation by throwing water in the bullies face."

Yes, it should be scalding hot coffee. Or merely a distraction to make it easier to kick them in the knee or groin so you can kick them into the hospital afterwards. You don`t need to be stronger to kick someone when they`re writhing in pain on the floor.

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Male 540
"Avoid clothing that might make you look like part of a gang"...does he mean the chess gang?
This video is amazing.
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Male 549
"bounce your head on the concrete" yup
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Male 549
what the poo? this was like a nerd self defense video taught by nerds? nerds cant fight! a slap more effective than a punch?! i dont see any ufc fighters using the slap, its not a pro move. let me agitate the situation by throwing water in the bullies face. this is a "how to get your poo kicked in worse" video.
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Female 2,509
Jay needs to be sent this LOL
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Male 34
If I could slap a bully then I wouldn`t really be bullied at all, would I? WTF?
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Male 1,106
"Never be ashamed to run."
"Another affective slap is to the bully`s groin."

This video is full of win!

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Male 496
Try this simple trick. All you need is a lighter and an aerosol can. Spray the aerosol through the flame to light the bully`s head on fire, then run like you`ve never run before.
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Male 1,646
the kids in the beggining have a valid point. the childs ears are rather big. maybe they should call him dumbo... XD this video is dumb
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Male 156
we need some commando krav maga going down
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Female 163
slap! pow! ouch! this is one funny video and it made my morning lol
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Male 15
i like the EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE slogan at the end-very optimistic
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Male 14,331
@Basket

Karmas a bitch, pray you don`t run into group of people you pick on or you could have a life altering experience.

@Shisi
That makes no sense shouldn`t it be the bullies who need to grow up?

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Male 2,528
Jet Li has some competition!!!
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Male 1,439
I dunno, I always got into trouble for fighting with bullies.
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Male 17,511
My dad was Vietnam vet, When bullies tried to harass me my dad taught me some stuff. Problem is once you beat a bully, Another will test you and then another and another. I quickly learned that running away after beating them wasn`t the answer. You have to make them submit (cry uncle) and then tell them it`s over and we either be friends after this or else (before you let them go). I turned several bullies into friends and those that I didn`t become friends with never came back for more. Having confidence is the key. Once you know you have the ability to defend yourself your whole demeanor changes and bullies will be less likely to bother you and go after someone else.
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Female 1,395
Ha, crotch punch....and if i`m not mistaken that`s `Roger` the co-pilot in Airplane! (!!)
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Female 723
"Don`t roll onto your belly, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk." Oh, the bluntness of my elementary school days hahaha!
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Male 494
When kids older then me picked on me, I welded their lockers shut and wore spiked braces under my shirt.
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Male 3,619
cuz knowledge is power!
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Female 500
yeah, elephant ears!
I can`t believe they`d teach kids THAT. just send a kid to karate or tea kwon do once or twice, he`ll do just fine. or, maybe, you could not buy him dorky clothes. that`s a possibility.
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Male 264
everything is terrible?
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Male 68
slap him in the groin? really? hahahahahahaha
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Male 9,305
michaelcsr, we`re talking about little kids going up against older kids with not one honorable bone in their body.

They don`t have an even match here.

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Male 58
LMAO! That bully would proceed to beat the living hell out of that kid the next day...and the next....and the next...ok and everyday other day of the kids life.
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Male 56
I laughed when they said "I don`t want to teach you how to punch" and they proceed to elbow the guy in the face.

Pretty sure broken jaws are worse than black eyes.

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Male 559
Slap? Bite? Are you F`ING SERIOUS? Punch that bastard so hard, his nose splinteres into his brain or kick his nuts so hard, he will never have kids. The only way to treat a bully is to be his bully. Head lock his ass and keep punching hs face till he cries like the pussy that he is.
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Male 216
Is this real?
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Male 269
thx 1138 you`ve reached a critical state
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Male 1,381
"We feel a slap is more effective."

or an ELBOW TO THE FACE!!

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Male 90
BULLYING - PERKS OF A SENIOR JOCK
Sounds like something like a 19 y/o senior jerk would say! Remember when your out of HS you will be The F*cking Boss of Nothing! Grow up or is the idea of that to hard for you to grasp!
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Male 71
"lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock."

Vagina. If that`s not your number one perk, you`re doing high school wrong.

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Female 15,763
Basket, I`m noticing a trend with you. Be careful. Harassment is a bannable offense, and you`ve gotten close on some occasions.

Just a friendly warning.

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Male 12,365
"lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock.

if a kid did this to me it would make me actually want to beat him up, opposed to just drating with him."

Hopefully one of them will kill you. I`d load for them.

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Female 15,763
I`ve never been bullied.

I don`t know why not... I was little, nerdy, and had congenital defects. Who doesn`t make fun of that!?

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Male 12,365
"so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?"

Nothing, because you kicked him in the face when he was down and told him that if he bullied you again you would find an opportunity to kill him *and you meant it*.

Most bullies will back off anyway - they are weak predators and they know it. If they didn`t know they were weak, they wouldn`t be trying to make themselves feel strong by bullying. So they look for easy prey. If you fight back, you`re not easy prey.

But if that doesn`t work, you have to be prepared to escalate the violence further than them and make sure they know it. Bullies have chosen to be dangerous feral animals. There`s no need to treat them like people.

It`s better to fight back when the bully isn`t in front of cronies, if possible. That way, you give them the option of backing off without losing status in their pack.

If necessary, use weapons. Make them fear you - it`s all they un

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Male 712
If you`re busy bullying kids in school, then maybe you need to find something else to do. Remember, if the class nerds of yesterday are rich as hell making new computers. How did those glory days of high school work out for ya?
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Male 1,182
lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock.

if a kid did this to me it would make me actually want to beat him up, opposed to just drating with him.

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Male 90
In middle school there was this big guy bulling us smaller kids. Neither one of us could take him down alone, he was to big and strong. But three of us jumped his ass one day and beat the living piss out if him. The other kids cheered. The teachers in the area walked away. No one ever got bullied by him again.
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Male 779
Bullys are part of every child`s development into an adult. If you`re getting bullied, maybe you need to mature a bit.
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Female 146
Dear gawd, I had to watch this in school.
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Female 135
I just wanted to know what we did in math!!
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Female 133
"Just remember kids, everything is terrable! So to get away from a bully touch his balls and bite his nipples!"

What if the bully is into that?

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Male 820
..., seriously?
I mean, can kids just..., not ignore people anymore? and, I mean, if someone comes up and starts trying to fight, just punch him in the neck...,
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Male 3,332
"so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?"

If you stand up to a bully, usually that`s enough. We had a bully in our school who really came after me one day. I just put my fists up and got ready to fight. He kicked my ass, but I tried to defend myself, and stood up to him. He showed me nothing but respect after that. Not fear, `cause he knew he could kick my ass again. But respect. That was enough for me. (He later went on to put a kid into the hospital using a lacrosse stick. He was truly vicious.)

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Male 683
Guy i grew up with was small time gangster, but it was me his nerd friend who would back him up taking the punches with him. Because of that all the nutters had a certian respect for me, Plus after seeing me lose it once they believed it when i said id crack there `ead open on the pavement if they tried anything XD
Great reason to have 2 brothers a decade older then you, you can fight and take a punch haha

But these videos amuse me fighting isnt something you learn by watching its something you learn by doing you need the instinct to block and strike and where to go.

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Male 85
I miss the `90s.
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Male 8
so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?
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Male 569
even though its still fighting, those are some of the wimpiest ways to get out of it. thatd just make it worse.
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Male 143
Just remember kids, everything is terrable! So to get away from a bully touch his balls and bite his nipples!
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Male 122
Honestly, the only way to solve bullying, is fighting 99.9% of the time, atleast this video is teaching kids how to fight back instead of saying "witty" crap they teach you in school, which just ends up making the bully even more angry. This video is great.
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Male 74
once i was bulleid in gr 8 because of my red hair and i ended up almost breaking his rib because hes like the shortest kid ever lol now im popular.

but bullyings bad :(

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Male 360
@Lolcats

Why not just bubble/hearth?

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Male 12,365
wrexsoull: Good job!

I was bullied at school. I was too civilised, too rational, too scared. Until the raging, poo-flinging ape that`s stll part of all of us got out. I don`t remember beating him unconscious - no higher thought means no memory - but I do remember the profoundly primitive sense of victory I felt as I came back to myself standing over my bloodied unmoving enemy as the others backed off in fear...and then the more civilised horror at what I`d done. His cronies seemed to think I was trying to kill him. They were probably right.

I wouldn`t recommend being that out of control, but I was never bothered by anyone in that school again.

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Male 12,365
There`s a fairly big problem with escalating violence.

You *must* be prepared to escalate it further than they are prepared to go.

Most of the time, it`ll work. Bullies are low-grade predators looking for easy prey, so usually they`re dissuaded by prey not being easy. It`s the same principle as securing your house - you can`t make it impossible to break into, but you can make it difficult enough to cause burglars to target someone else`s house instead.

But maybe the bully will lose too much status and seek to regain it by escalating the violence further.

If you have to go into it, do it hard and give the impression that you are far too much trouble to mess with. Bullies are dangerous feral animals - treat them that way if you`re fighting back. They chose to act that way - you don`t have to treat them as people. If they think you`re willing to put them down like a dangerous dog, they`ll be more likely to back off.

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Male 18
Lol bit*h slaped that "bully" at the end.
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Male 10,440
Don`t forget to mace him in the balls! :D

I thought bullying was only fun for the bully! I guess not.

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Male 833
biting, hair pulling, elbows, knees, foot stomping, groin... stuff, slapping
sounds like the makings of the UNFC
Ultimate Nerd Fighting Championship
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Male 2,440
wrexsoull`s story is a nerd`s wet dream. XD

I was never bullied in school. Sure my high school had its fair share of douchebags & c^ntmonkeys, but I got through it. :)

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Male 157
[email protected] that and get daddy`s gun. Go Columbine on their arses!
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Male 86
I was picked on by bullies in middle school. As soon as hit puberty, I got ripped at our school`s weight lifting gym and I hunted down the bully that picked on me and beat the living crap out of him. Even though I got suspended, it was the most satisfying moment of my life. I walked up to him one day and said, "Remember how you used to pick on me? Well now you`re gonna regret that." I punched him as hard as I could in the nose (broke it) and then proceeded to kick him in the groin as hard as I could. He fell on the ground writhing in pain and I laughed as I kept kicking him. I think that it would be nice if this sort of thing happened to all bullies.
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Male 373
oh wow, they dont want to teach you to punch, but they`ll teach you to hair grab?AND to groch slap?? man, people teach in school these days.
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Male 1,219
"don`t roll on your stomach because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk."

Um. Wow. Are these bullies or hitmen?

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Male 302
"Once you`ve stomped on the bully`s foot, runaway, and we`ll guarantee he`ll be slow to follow."

And I`ll guarantee he`ll kick the ever-living poo out of you the next day.

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Male 74
another effective slap is to a bullies groin! Nice!!!
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Male 368
use hammer of justice
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Male 106
WHAT DO YOU WANT!??!?!?!
I just wanted to know what we did in math. Hahah epic
did anyone else see that girl and guy bite that dudes nip?
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Male 47
Link: Don`t Just Be Street Smart, Be Bully Smart! [Video [Rate Link] - Hey kids, getting your ass kicked mercilessly at school? This how-to video will take all those ass-kicking away forever.
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