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Date: 10/14/09 02:00 PM

81 Responses to Don`t Just Be Street Smart, Be Bully Smart! [Video

  1. Profile photo of squirebag
    squirebag Male 18-29
    106 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    WHAT DO YOU WANT!??!?!?!
    I just wanted to know what we did in math. Hahah epic
    did anyone else see that girl and guy bite that dudes nip?
  2. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:07 pm
    use hammer of justice
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    freeboxster Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:10 pm
    another effective slap is to a bullies groin! Nice!!!
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    uncleduck Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm
    "Once you`ve stomped on the bully`s foot, runaway, and we`ll guarantee he`ll be slow to follow."

    And I`ll guarantee he`ll kick the ever-living poo out of you the next day.

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    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
    "don`t roll on your stomach because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk."

    Um. Wow. Are these bullies or hitmen?

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    your0mom Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    oh wow, they dont want to teach you to punch, but they`ll teach you to hair grab?AND to groch slap?? man, people teach in school these days.
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    wrexsoull Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm
    I was picked on by bullies in middle school. As soon as hit puberty, I got ripped at our school`s weight lifting gym and I hunted down the bully that picked on me and beat the living crap out of him. Even though I got suspended, it was the most satisfying moment of my life. I walked up to him one day and said, "Remember how you used to pick on me? Well now you`re gonna regret that." I punched him as hard as I could in the nose (broke it) and then proceeded to kick him in the groin as hard as I could. He fell on the ground writhing in pain and I laughed as I kept kicking him. I think that it would be nice if this sort of thing happened to all bullies.
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    Computron Male 30-39
    157 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 3:45 pm
    [email protected] that and get daddy`s gun. Go Columbine on their arses!
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    wrexsoull`s story is a nerd`s wet dream. XD

    I was never bullied in school. Sure my high school had its fair share of douchebags & c^ntmonkeys, but I got through it. :)

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    ultimakewl Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    biting, hair pulling, elbows, knees, foot stomping, groin... stuff, slapping
    sounds like the makings of the UNFC
    Ultimate Nerd Fighting Championship
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
    Don`t forget to mace him in the balls! :D

    I thought bullying was only fun for the bully! I guess not.

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    veeoh Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 4:12 pm
    Lol bit*h slaped that "bully" at the end.
  13. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 4:24 pm
    There`s a fairly big problem with escalating violence.

    You *must* be prepared to escalate it further than they are prepared to go.

    Most of the time, it`ll work. Bullies are low-grade predators looking for easy prey, so usually they`re dissuaded by prey not being easy. It`s the same principle as securing your house - you can`t make it impossible to break into, but you can make it difficult enough to cause burglars to target someone else`s house instead.

    But maybe the bully will lose too much status and seek to regain it by escalating the violence further.

    If you have to go into it, do it hard and give the impression that you are far too much trouble to mess with. Bullies are dangerous feral animals - treat them that way if you`re fighting back. They chose to act that way - you don`t have to treat them as people. If they think you`re willing to put them down like a dangerous dog, they`ll be more likely to back off.

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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm
    wrexsoull: Good job!

    I was bullied at school. I was too civilised, too rational, too scared. Until the raging, poo-flinging ape that`s stll part of all of us got out. I don`t remember beating him unconscious - no higher thought means no memory - but I do remember the profoundly primitive sense of victory I felt as I came back to myself standing over my bloodied unmoving enemy as the others backed off in fear...and then the more civilised horror at what I`d done. His cronies seemed to think I was trying to kill him. They were probably right.

    I wouldn`t recommend being that out of control, but I was never bothered by anyone in that school again.

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    speedy_3909 Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
    @Lolcats

    Why not just bubble/hearth?

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    crazyjelly Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:26 pm
    once i was bulleid in gr 8 because of my red hair and i ended up almost breaking his rib because hes like the shortest kid ever lol now im popular.

    but bullyings bad :(

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    tails-tails Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:28 pm
    Honestly, the only way to solve bullying, is fighting 99.9% of the time, atleast this video is teaching kids how to fight back instead of saying "witty" crap they teach you in school, which just ends up making the bully even more angry. This video is great.
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    charliew07 Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    Just remember kids, everything is terrable! So to get away from a bully touch his balls and bite his nipples!
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    SLC77 Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    even though its still fighting, those are some of the wimpiest ways to get out of it. thatd just make it worse.
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    Axegl Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?
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    Mattyroofles Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    I miss the `90s.
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    Guy i grew up with was small time gangster, but it was me his nerd friend who would back him up taking the punches with him. Because of that all the nutters had a certian respect for me, Plus after seeing me lose it once they believed it when i said id crack there `ead open on the pavement if they tried anything XD
    Great reason to have 2 brothers a decade older then you, you can fight and take a punch haha

    But these videos amuse me fighting isnt something you learn by watching its something you learn by doing you need the instinct to block and strike and where to go.

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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm
    "so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?"

    If you stand up to a bully, usually that`s enough. We had a bully in our school who really came after me one day. I just put my fists up and got ready to fight. He kicked my ass, but I tried to defend myself, and stood up to him. He showed me nothing but respect after that. Not fear, `cause he knew he could kick my ass again. But respect. That was enough for me. (He later went on to put a kid into the hospital using a lacrosse stick. He was truly vicious.)

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    Mornaf Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
    ..., seriously?
    I mean, can kids just..., not ignore people anymore? and, I mean, if someone comes up and starts trying to fight, just punch him in the neck...,
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    enchantment Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 5:55 pm
    "Just remember kids, everything is terrable! So to get away from a bully touch his balls and bite his nipples!"

    What if the bully is into that?

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    trilliongram Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 6:04 pm
    I just wanted to know what we did in math!!
  27. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm
    Dear gawd, I had to watch this in school.
  28. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 7:10 pm
    Bullys are part of every child`s development into an adult. If you`re getting bullied, maybe you need to mature a bit.
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    Geoman Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 7:37 pm
    In middle school there was this big guy bulling us smaller kids. Neither one of us could take him down alone, he was to big and strong. But three of us jumped his ass one day and beat the living piss out if him. The other kids cheered. The teachers in the area walked away. No one ever got bullied by him again.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 7:58 pm
    lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock.

    if a kid did this to me it would make me actually want to beat him up, opposed to just drating with him.

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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 8:17 pm
    If you`re busy bullying kids in school, then maybe you need to find something else to do. Remember, if the class nerds of yesterday are rich as hell making new computers. How did those glory days of high school work out for ya?
  32. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    "so what do you do when the bully gets all of his friends after he tells them that you kicked him the balls?"

    Nothing, because you kicked him in the face when he was down and told him that if he bullied you again you would find an opportunity to kill him *and you meant it*.

    Most bullies will back off anyway - they are weak predators and they know it. If they didn`t know they were weak, they wouldn`t be trying to make themselves feel strong by bullying. So they look for easy prey. If you fight back, you`re not easy prey.

    But if that doesn`t work, you have to be prepared to escalate the violence further than them and make sure they know it. Bullies have chosen to be dangerous feral animals. There`s no need to treat them like people.

    It`s better to fight back when the bully isn`t in front of cronies, if possible. That way, you give them the option of backing off without losing status in their pack.

    If necessary, use weapons. Make them fear you - it`s all they un

  33. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 8:53 pm
    I`ve never been bullied.

    I don`t know why not... I was little, nerdy, and had congenital defects. Who doesn`t make fun of that!?

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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm
    "lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock.

    if a kid did this to me it would make me actually want to beat him up, opposed to just drating with him."

    Hopefully one of them will kill you. I`d load for them.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    Basket, I`m noticing a trend with you. Be careful. Harassment is a bannable offense, and you`ve gotten close on some occasions.

    Just a friendly warning.

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    dannyseven Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 9:04 pm
    "lmao i bully kids in my school all the time, what else are the perks of being a senior jock."

    Vagina. If that`s not your number one perk, you`re doing high school wrong.

  37. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 14, 2009 at 9:13 pm
    BULLYING - PERKS OF A SENIOR JOCK
    Sounds like something like a 19 y/o senior jerk would say! Remember when your out of HS you will be The F*cking Boss of Nothing! Grow up or is the idea of that to hard for you to grasp!
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    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 9:25 pm
    "We feel a slap is more effective."

    or an ELBOW TO THE FACE!!

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    saintnick Male 13-17
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    October 14, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    thx 1138 you`ve reached a critical state
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    MrAnonymous Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 10:03 pm
    Is this real?
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    michaelcsr Male 40-49
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    October 14, 2009 at 10:05 pm
    Slap? Bite? Are you F`ING SERIOUS? Punch that bastard so hard, his nose splinteres into his brain or kick his nuts so hard, he will never have kids. The only way to treat a bully is to be his bully. Head lock his ass and keep punching hs face till he cries like the pussy that he is.
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    FumblingMala Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 10:17 pm
    I laughed when they said "I don`t want to teach you how to punch" and they proceed to elbow the guy in the face.

    Pretty sure broken jaws are worse than black eyes.

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    skruffer2 Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 10:36 pm
    LMAO! That bully would proceed to beat the living hell out of that kid the next day...and the next....and the next...ok and everyday other day of the kids life.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 10:38 pm
    michaelcsr, we`re talking about little kids going up against older kids with not one honorable bone in their body.

    They don`t have an even match here.

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    johnnyab Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 11:50 pm
    slap him in the groin? really? hahahahahahaha
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    Nurcowski Male 18-29
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    October 14, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    everything is terrible?
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    kittilia Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 12:00 am
    yeah, elephant ears!
    I can`t believe they`d teach kids THAT. just send a kid to karate or tea kwon do once or twice, he`ll do just fine. or, maybe, you could not buy him dorky clothes. that`s a possibility.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 12:24 am
    cuz knowledge is power!
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    MrHyde Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 12:41 am
    When kids older then me picked on me, I welded their lockers shut and wore spiked braces under my shirt.
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    LTimeLurker Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 1:22 am
    "Don`t roll onto your belly, because the bully will grab your head and bounce it off the sidewalk." Oh, the bluntness of my elementary school days hahaha!
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    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 4:03 am
    Ha, crotch punch....and if i`m not mistaken that`s `Roger` the co-pilot in Airplane! (!!)
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 15, 2009 at 4:11 am
    My dad was Vietnam vet, When bullies tried to harass me my dad taught me some stuff. Problem is once you beat a bully, Another will test you and then another and another. I quickly learned that running away after beating them wasn`t the answer. You have to make them submit (cry uncle) and then tell them it`s over and we either be friends after this or else (before you let them go). I turned several bullies into friends and those that I didn`t become friends with never came back for more. Having confidence is the key. Once you know you have the ability to defend yourself your whole demeanor changes and bullies will be less likely to bother you and go after someone else.
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    korahn Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2009 at 5:23 am
    I dunno, I always got into trouble for fighting with bullies.
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2009 at 6:48 am
    Jet Li has some competition!!!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2009 at 7:00 am
    @Basket

    Karmas a bitch, pray you don`t run into group of people you pick on or you could have a life altering experience.

    @Shisi
    That makes no sense shouldn`t it be the bullies who need to grow up?

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    IvanWnKenobi Male 13-17
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    October 15, 2009 at 7:35 am
    i like the EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE slogan at the end-very optimistic
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    christchex97 Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 7:46 am
    slap! pow! ouch! this is one funny video and it made my morning lol
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    Taipan Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 7:59 am
    we need some commando krav maga going down
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    Subushie Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:19 am
    the kids in the beggining have a valid point. the childs ears are rather big. maybe they should call him dumbo... XD this video is dumb
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    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Try this simple trick. All you need is a lighter and an aerosol can. Spray the aerosol through the flame to light the bully`s head on fire, then run like you`ve never run before.
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    DavidXJ Male 30-39
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
    "Never be ashamed to run."
    "Another affective slap is to the bully`s groin."

    This video is full of win!

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    rainmaker3 Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
    If I could slap a bully then I wouldn`t really be bullied at all, would I? WTF?
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    edana42 Female 50-59
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:42 am
    Jay needs to be sent this LOL
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:45 am
    what the poo? this was like a nerd self defense video taught by nerds? nerds cant fight! a slap more effective than a punch?! i dont see any ufc fighters using the slap, its not a pro move. let me agitate the situation by throwing water in the bullies face. this is a "how to get your poo kicked in worse" video.
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    oceanbeast Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:46 am
    "bounce your head on the concrete" yup
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    Caretta Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:56 am
    "Avoid clothing that might make you look like part of a gang"...does he mean the chess gang?
    This video is amazing.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    October 15, 2009 at 3:12 pm
    "let me agitate the situation by throwing water in the bullies face."

    Yes, it should be scalding hot coffee. Or merely a distraction to make it easier to kick them in the knee or groin so you can kick them into the hospital afterwards. You don`t need to be stronger to kick someone when they`re writhing in pain on the floor.

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    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
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    October 15, 2009 at 3:50 pm
    i dont get how slapping him will ever be more effective that punching him in the nose
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    ChilledAce Male 13-17
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    October 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Rofl, that slap at about 3:00 is hilarious.
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    Lolcats Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm
    "leave me alone"
    "well we just wanted to say s-"
    "I am a racist! LEAVE ME ALONE"
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    LadyPele Female 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    This video is possibly, the best video ever. As a side note, the 90s called, they want their hair back...
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    wiredtobits Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 5:57 pm
    @nonamewillfi slapping (hitting someone with the base of the palm of your hand) carries as much force as a punch and you get a wider area to hit with, so it becomes easier to hit but at cost of having to be an inch or two closer to the person you`re hitting.

    And if you don`t know how to throw a punch you`ll probably screw up the rotation of your wrist and lose all the power of the punch as your wrist compresses, or better yet break you knuckles on his forehead.

    finally they get to the kids mom
    look... it`s not like we are teaching him how to punch...

  73. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
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    October 15, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    Um if you slap him, You`ll get yor ass kicked
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    MauserTM Male 18-29
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    October 15, 2009 at 8:48 pm
    Hell get you tomorrow with a knife
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    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2009 at 2:35 pm
    Is it just me or does the girl in the video look kinda like a young Jada Stevens? This would be awesome to see her before she was getting stuffed on camera.
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    welfarepimp Male 30-39
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    October 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm
    I`m just gonna break the wrist and walk away...break the wrist, walk away.

    After you stomp his foot, kick out the inside of his other knee.

    The Simpsons method works too:

    "Cry Like a girl, then when he turns away in disgust punch him ... when he is on the ground kick him some more and then run like hell"

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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
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    October 16, 2009 at 7:47 pm
    or bring a gun to school, kill thirteen people and then yourself.
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    Kagome1988 Female 18-29
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    October 21, 2009 at 1:25 pm
    haha lol yeah slap,grab his hair and bite lol after that they bully u even more haha just let your kids learn a defensive fighting sport and make em not look like girls or gays
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    felena Female 13-17
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    October 24, 2009 at 2:32 am
    "haha lol yeah slap,grab his hair and bite lol after that they bully u even more haha just let your kids learn a defensive fighting sport and make em not look like girls or gays"


    :/ You just offended this bisexual female who can take down someone who outweighs her by 40 pounds

  80. Profile photo of tp1212
    tp1212 Male 13-17
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    October 30, 2009 at 2:57 pm
    I got bullied when I was a kid, till I kicked the crap out of one. that seemed to demotivate others.

    @airosfter1: not cool.

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