Daddy Didn`t Hug Me #114 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny

How many conflicting trends can you identify in this photo?
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Male 5
double chin!
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Female 8
HAHAHA. THESE COMMENTS ABOVE ME ARE HILLARIOUS
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Male 294
I can identify at least two trends; that one where you don`t look like a complete and utter retard, and the one where you do.

Wait, what the hell am I talking about? He`s completely the second one. No conflict there.
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Male 49
Bitter beer face!
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Male 2,737
Derp face
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Male 139
transexual
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Male 1,485
Metalhead, scene, emo, oldshool rocker, gay, punk, fat kid
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Male 83
...like I dunno ... seven?
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Female 8
Leather spandex? Really?
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Male 4
SKINNY ANDY MILONAKIS!!!!!!!!
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Male 5
is that a girl or a boy ffs?
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Male 71
They are always fat too.
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Female 4,376
They look like they are only 10? And that is very emo hair.
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Female 21
oooh I love you stufft. haha.
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Female 318
Where did they find photos of my childhood?!!
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Male 485
I THINK I KNOW THAT KID O_O
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Male 109
omg ......
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Male 152
What`s with the fishnets man? The rest is just generic emo gear.
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Male 85
he`s gonna cut chyu! cut chyu real bad!!
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Male 227
fix your miniblinds little girl.
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Female 83
Those pants are SWEET
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Male 72
"Stufft: for the record... your profile picture is you taking a picture of yourself in a mirror... sooo you cant have an opinion"

Yes. Yes it is. Lame, I know. Oh well. I still have an opinion whether you like it or not.

"I`m sorry to butt-in, but if you were informed at all you would know that "goth" doesn`t really have very much to do with clothes at all. Goth is a subculture that has somewhat to do with style, but much more to do with music. Meaning that you don`t really have to dress "goth" to be a "goth". A person who really likes Bauhaus and is into spooky, macabre things is probably a goth no matter how he/she dresses. Again, sorry to butt-in."

Thanks for the information, I guess I was a tad bit confused.

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Female 57
DON`T MAKE FUN OF HIM,

HE`S OBVIOUSLY BAD-ASS.

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Male 101
...i cant get past the look on this kids face...wtf lol
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Female 2,509
here, have a donut...
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Female 2,672
looks like a tranny
guess the gender anyone?
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Male 592
i got 6
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Male 202
lets see... oh i see one,two,three,four...
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Female 525
The fact that people enjoy labling themselves makes me sad.
"Look, me iz goth, which means my interests are stereotypically similar to other `goths`! So I`m not unique, just a goth, move along now."
Same goes for all other stereotypical names.
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Male 525
Fat Emo

When the world gets you down, eat it!

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Male 126
wow today´s ppl are shameless.
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Male 19
I don`t think it should be about `daddy didn`t hug`, the more important question is. Girl or boy?

I bet he/she`s name is Pat!

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Male 1,678
daddy "didn`t" hug me or daddy "couldn`t" hug me.
be fair to this boys da, could any of you honestly claim to have arms long enough to fit around this youngsters frame? he`s not exactly svelt is he!
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Male 32
chub chub.
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Female 6
ha ha that kid is fat
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Male 1,685
chubb-a-dub-dub
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Male 703
HA! Daddy didn`t hug you but he sure as hell raped you.
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Male 895
dady didnt hug me, he just took me to macdonalds
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Male 897
This kid`s owners should have read the instructions that came with him..

If you look really close at the bottom of the box it says: "Warning, do not inflate emo kid beyond 1200 psi."

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Male 28
This child is "Jake" from 2 and a half men
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Male 324
Goth and Guns N` Roses...only thing that those 2 things have in common is the make-up, for proof just watch the Welcome To The Jungle music video and be prepared to laugh, Axl looks like he`s 14.
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Male 4
who gives a flying dratcake about whats wierd....i mean goth....and whats not...fatty jus needs some therapy and a nutty bar.
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Male 15
some body needs to beat the f*%k out of that kid...Hes a fat ass rockin` rollin` emo goth?
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Female 187
"Second off, you`re real "Goth" with your white tee."

I`m sorry to butt-in, but if you were informed at all you would know that "goth" doesn`t really have very much to do with clothes at all. Goth is a subculture that has somewhat to do with style, but much more to do with music. Meaning that you don`t really have to dress "goth" to be a "goth". A person who really likes Bauhaus and is into spooky, macabre things is probably a goth no matter how he/she dresses. Again, sorry to butt-in.

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Male 243
Stufft: for the record... your profile picture is you taking a picture of yourself in a mirror... sooo you cant have an opinion
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Male 3,255
@taylor_stone

Sorry Taylor, but belonging to any scene is pretty fail. Of all the kid scenes out there, goth is probably one of the more tolerable IMO, but thinking for yourself is really the only way to truly matter in any way shape or form.

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Male 72
"13-17? Go to bed little boy. I`ll be more inclined to give a crap about your opinion when you`re old enough and informed enough to have one. I`m a goth. And was one before Hot Topic made it the latest fashion trend. When you stop listening to HT and all those cookie-cutter emo bands as to whats cool and start building your OWN lifestyle, then you`ll be able to tell me to F off..."


First off, just because someone is younger than you doesn`t make them any less informed than you.

Second off, you`re real "Goth" with your white tee.

Third, if he wants to listen to his "cookie cutter emo bands", even though the poor child has said NOTHING of his taste in music that would incline you to remark on it, then so be it, that is "his OWN lifestyle".

Fourth, you look like a douche.

Fifth, "Lolz @taylor_stone- the real goth"

What he said.

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Male 5
Come on guys, he`s like 10? 12 max? You must have something better to do than make fun of this kid.
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Male 39
Lolz @taylor_stone- the real goth
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Male 443
time to play THE GENDER GAME...Guy or Girl?
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Male 2,688
"taylor, drat you. Get on with your life instead of trashing people`s lifestyle over the internet, k?"

13-17? Go to bed little boy. I`ll be more inclined to give a crap about your opinion when you`re old enough and informed enough to have one. I`m a goth. And was one before Hot Topic made it the latest fashion trend. When you stop listening to HT and all those cookie-cutter emo bands as to whats cool and start building your OWN lifestyle, then you`ll be able to tell me to F off...

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Male 1,647

Chibi Goth!!!
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Male 1,815
I see emo and rocker.
So, 2?
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Male 64
i know this will get censored but i have to say it...

holy poo, drat that kid

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Female 109
Omg, is that Pete Wentz? xD
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Male 1,054
"some one needs to punch this douche"

so spoke the pot about the kettle

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Male 1,045
hahahahaha, that`s so drating lame.

looks like he`s about to poo his pants.

leather pants don`t look good on fat people.trust me, i know.

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Female 109
PETE WENCE??!?!?
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Male 471
You can`t use "my daddy didn`t hug me" on a young teen- at that point it`s just a phase, an attempt to fit in, less than an outcry for attention.
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Female 9,572
Tranie?
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Male 3,915
you`d think by the time he realized he was putting women`s undergarments on his arm...he would have stopped...
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Male 177
is that a boy or a girl
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Male 819
Well, unlike most of these, this kid seems to have nothing permanent, so not that bad...once he grows out of this phase he might be considered pretty normal...
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Male 592
some one needs to punch this douche
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Male 2,582
Two random thoughts I get when looking at this image.
1)He has a Guns and Roses poster.
2)I need to tell my girlfriend that I am no longer interested in having children.
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Male 742
What a fat douchebag.
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Male 120
are throse leather pants?
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Male 1,837
aahhdude- by the looks of it, thats gonna take a lot of growing.
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Male 1,360
you guys are jerks he`s too young to troll
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Female 931
where`s the black nails! pshhhh xD
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Male 79
haha fatty
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Female 5,222
@goaliejerry WELL PUT SIR
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Female 110
eh, that kid will grow out of it..
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Male 678
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Male 678
It kinda looks like the snuggly fat kid that sings that dumb song!
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Male 4,014
Look, if my kid wants to dress like this, whatever.

I`m past mid-twenties, but these "look at this dumb kid" posts are getting tired. Yes, I get it, kids these days (shakes old man fist!) Always with the loud music and the trampling on my lawn!!!

Look at pictures of teenagers from any time period and they look dumb as hell. Big deal.

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Male 159
hes no emo, its a vampire kid!
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Female 15,763
"These "Daddy didn`t hug me" pics are getting ridiculous. It`s just another chance for 18-40 year olds to make fun of someone over the internet, even though they still live in their mother`s basement sitting on their 300 lb. ass acting like a tough guy over the internet with their lvl 70 mage on WoW."

That describes me to a T! :D

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Male 672
Silly kid. He`ll look back on these pictures and die a little more inside.

"These "Daddy didn`t hug me" pics are getting ridiculous. It`s just another chance for 18-40 year olds to make fun of someone over the internet, even though they still live in their mother`s basement sitting on their 300 lb. ass acting like a tough guy over the internet with their lvl 70 mage on WoW."

HEY! My mage is level 74 thank you very much good day to you sir.

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Male 308
Hahaha, fat emo kid!
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Male 683
Psst reverend it`s lv80 wow mage now (try to keep up with the times)
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Female 1,043
reverend7x, im guessing either your mother, sister, or girlfriend is in the picture, because even people who have friends [i have a few] or actually ARE like this find this hilariously out of left field. i do not feel threatened by your rant, in fact, i feel your just a kid trying too hard to sound like oprah. :]
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Female 362
Aw, he`s so cute!
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Male 48
um i think its a boy.....maybe?
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Female 614
@reverend7X

nobody is making you look at these. this site is pretty well rounded in who it makes fun of. it`s all good-natured, lets-stop-being-bored, fun. if you can`t tolerate it, find a nice care bears episode to watch instead, cuz they`re usually all nice to each other i would assume ^_^

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Female 77
Boy or girl?
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Male 2,344
@Reverend7x:

Says the kid trying to bash someone with a SouthPark stereotype. "Over the internet", might I add.

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Male 25,416
Hardcore!
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Male 142
Reverend7x is in the picture.
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Male 96
taylor, drat you. Get on with your life instead of trashing people`s lifestyle over the internet, k?

These "Daddy didn`t hug me" pics are getting ridiculous. It`s just another chance for 18-40 year olds to make fun of someone over the internet, even though they still live in their mother`s basement sitting on their 300 lb. ass acting like a tough guy over the internet with their lvl 70 mage on WoW.

Get a life.

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Male 533
is it a boy or girl?
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Male 626
I hate our culture these days.
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Male 59
This kid needs a good spanking (before you see him wearing Mommy`s garter belt) :-(
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Female 218
Leather pants? Really, kid?
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Female 57
he looks like the kid from two & a half men...
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Male 2,688
First, no kid that young should be wearing leather pants, Second... No real goth listens to Guns and Roses. And most emo kids are THIN. They`re too busy being depressed and pathetic to eat anything.
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Male 454
This thing will soon fail in an attempted suicide. Strive for excellence you dumba$s, succeed in all you try!
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Male 172
Emo-Goth-Metalhead
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Male 413
More like `Daddy where is my neck?`
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Male 1,381
Subushie:

hit the nail on the head.

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Male 964
Rock on fat emo kid...Rock on...
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Male 2,229
i not so sure that is a guy...
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Female 1,148
...leather pants?
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Male 2,344
Daddy din`t hug me?

Daddy shouldn`t hug me.

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Male 670
he looks like those goth/emos on southpark
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Male 5
That kid looks a bit young for a "Daddy didn`t hug me" title... can we downgrade it to "Daddy isn`t hugging me right now" instead?
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Male 371
daddy may of not hugged him but he fed him
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Male 4,680
I am praying with all my power that the Guns N Roses poster isn`t his...
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Male 108
girl or guy?
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Female 3,828
lmao opie
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Female 196
are those leather trousers???
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Male 769
what is he, 10? whythehell is he emo? go play video games.
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Male 157
When did Gun N Roses become emo...and he kinda looks like the kid from Ace Ventrua Jr.
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Male 47
i agree ophanim and its great that we are :D
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Male 155
DAWWWWWWWWWWW
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Male 535
Wow. Adam Lambert really let himself go.
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Female 15,763
Aww! The panda thinks it`s people. How cute.
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Male 4,290
Is that a guy or a girl?
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Male 74
I must say, I agree with Wateva x. It seems like this whole thing is based purely around our acting judgmental due to someone`s aesthetic appearance.
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Male 562
Freak
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Male 18
that is priceless
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Male 74
what a fat little emo.
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Female 41
oh gawd o.o
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Male 119
my biggest conflict is in trying to figure out whether this is a boy or a girl.
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Male 1,646
is this a boy or a girl?? and its "not daddy didnt hug me". its "daddy never taught me proper diet and now im fat and hate myself and the world for it so i dress in anti-mainstream clothing to intend to show the world that its not the outside that counts but the inside, but in reality im really vying to become one of the popular kids."
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Male 914
kill it
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Male 59
@wateva_x

I agree!

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Male 725
He didn`t hug me, but he sure took me to McDonald`s a lot.
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Male 22
I spot several similar conflicting trends.
80`s hair metal, from Guns N Roses poster.
Goth, from all the black.
Emo from the hair/eyeliner.
Scene from the eyeliner/fishnets.
Nautilus stars on the shirt indicate punkness or gothness.
There`s prolly more I`m missin`...
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Male 4,593
Something tells me that kid is going to snap when he`s 15 and we will read about him picking off feral cats with a sniper rifle from the town`s water tower.
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Female 751
I think this one can be filed under "daddy DOESN`T hug me" cause he`s still real young
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Male 7,831
oh yeah, the new fat, emo, rocker, who listens to guns & roses demographic
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Female 691
These are getting old. Really old. the daddy didn`t hug me thing stinks of intolerance and stupidity.
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Female 1,395
=\ looks like he`s holding something in.
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Male 3,425
That kid needs a slap.
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Male 20,911
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