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Date: 10/31/09 09:00 AM

55 Responses to Craigslist Listing: Help, I Need Lil` Wayne [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Link: Craigslist Listing: Help, I Need Lil` Wayne - When you need Lil Wayne for your blind kid`s birthday party, you don`t necessarily need Lil Wayne--or even a black guy.
  2. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:39 am
    lmfao!
  3. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:40 am
    I live in northern Virginia. Maybe I should give them a call?
  4. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:43 am
    Someone obviously hasn`t heard of a CD player.
  5. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:55 am
    Good point lukas.
  6. Profile photo of Papytendo
    Papytendo Male 13-17
    19 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:59 am
    Saw this last week on Tosh.0.
  7. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:10 am
    I have seen this before on here, but it`s still funny.

    lmao

  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:11 am
    "Saw this last week on Tosh.0."

    THANK YOU! Now I remember where I`ve seen this before.

    Still funny.

  9. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:41 am
    O dear! trying to trick a blind man! sad!
  10. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:44 am
    I love the "unfortunately his schedule will not permit it" as if there had been a really serious inquiry into the matter...

    Probably a joke, but still pretty funny....

  11. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:45 am
    Someone obviously hasn`t heard of a CD player.

    yup.

  12. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:59 am
    lol i loled
  13. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    Are all of his friends blind too? I feel like one of them would spill the beans...
  14. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:14 pm
    so hes going to lie to his blind son. rich people are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling.
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    sixclaws13 Male 18-29
    2314 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:28 pm
    Ha ha, wow. That`s really odd.
  16. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    This is either a repost or really old. Either way, I`ve seen it before.

    I also lol`d both times.

  17. Profile photo of krazyluv
    krazyluv Female 13-17
    650 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:39 pm
    LOL! thats so cruel
  18. Profile photo of Nebbie
    Nebbie Male 18-29
    864 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:48 pm
    "Here`s the kicker my son is blind."

    Terrible parent. Who considers their child`s blindness a "kicker"?

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    yeldarb92 Male 13-17
    52 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    lawl
  20. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Funny repost. Still love laughed
  21. Profile photo of Dahnish
    Dahnish Male 13-17
    64 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:27 pm
    Ditto on Nebbie;
    "Heres the kicker"
    AS IF its a good thing he`s blind?
  22. Profile photo of Discobiscuit
    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:34 pm
    Nebbie, shut up. He`s not a bad parent. If he was, he wouldn`t give 2 poos about his son`s birthday. He also said "money is not an option".
  23. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    He also said "money is not an option".


    Actually, "money is not an issue" which means the opposite of what you said. If "money is not an option" that means "we can`t pay you anything" but "money is not an issue" means "we can pay you as much as you want"

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    StarDagger Male 40-49
    1190 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:10 pm
    Poe, but funny
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:19 pm
    I jut found out that I got a Craigslist missed connections from wearing my Halloween costume.

    YESWIN.

  26. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:04 pm
    they can probably make this into a movie.
  27. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:14 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    13944 Posts Saturday, October 31, 2009 2:19:59 PM
    I jut found out that I got a Craigslist missed connections from wearing my Halloween costume.
    YESWIN.

    Forgive me if you already said so and I missed it, but what is your Halloween costume, Opie?

    Is it a Unicorn?

  28. Profile photo of clancy54
    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:17 pm
    Cobrakiller: "so hes going to lie to his blind son. rich people are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling."

    I love the Scrubs reference!!

  29. Profile photo of Geoman
    Geoman Male 40-49
    90 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 4:43 pm
    This kids blind - his other senses are sharper. Dads trying, but I dont think he is going to put this one over on his son.
  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:22 pm
    its on craiglist, it must be true
  31. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:43 pm
    "This kids blind - his other senses are sharper. Dads trying, but I dont think he is going to put this one over on his son."

    who says this is a dad? this screams single mom, men don`t call parties "gala"s. also, who throws a "gala" and highers a rapper of lil` waynes caliper, or a rapper at all? if I was throwing a "gala" it would be music by a string quartet or full orchestra, not a single crappy musician (if you want to call rap, music).

    craigslist, you never seize to amaze me...

  32. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:54 pm
    ikeray,to seize is to capture, to CEASE is to stop.

    sorry internet, but that one has always bothered me

  33. Profile photo of SLC77
    SLC77 Male 13-17
    570 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:37 pm
    thanks bananajojo, i was thinking the same thing.
  34. Profile photo of tails-tails
    tails-tails Male 13-17
    122 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:34 pm
    Lol just play a lil wayne CD and sound board LOL
  35. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    bananajojo
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    691 Posts Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:54:42 PM
    ikeray,to seize is to capture, to CEASE is to stop.
    sorry internet, but that one has always bothered me


    And yet you don`t mention "highers" or "caliper" which suggest that this is done intentionally, sad as that seems to you and me.

  36. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:04 pm
    banana, yeah, and I knew this I`m sorry. I was in a hurry typing that and getting kids ready for trick and/or treating. sadly, though, whether it was seize or cease didn`t concern me but I for the life of me couldn`t remember if it was sieze or seize :( I blame it on waking up at 6:30 and having a non-stop busy day.

    and I know what you mean by people screwing up a phrase, for me its people who say "could care more", if you can care more, do so until you can NOT care more.

  37. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:07 pm
    "And yet you don`t mention "highers" or "caliper" which suggest that this is done intentionally, sad as that seems to you and me."

    yeah, this is one of my few bad nights apparently, completely screwing up a post simply because I didn`t have the time/energy to proofread it prior to posting.

    and....back to the picture...

  38. Profile photo of steelman
    steelman Male 13-17
    165 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:32 pm
    Ha i remember this on Tosh.0
  39. Profile photo of DestroyALL
    DestroyALL Male 18-29
    49 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:34 pm
    what is the signifigance of "lil" in front of their names if they arent all that little anymore?
  40. Profile photo of DrRCCola
    DrRCCola Male 18-29
    67 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:50 pm
    he is pretty short DestroyALL
  41. Profile photo of thisoneguy
    thisoneguy Male 18-29
    19 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:58 pm
    sorry to interrupt you guys` flamewar but i`d thought i`d mention i`ve seen this before, and its still unfunny =/
  42. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:46 am
    i call joke listing
  43. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:51 am
    I`m not sure if this is meant to be amusing?
  44. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:04 am
    What`s the deal with Lil Wayne, he ain`t even halfway good.
  45. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:53 am
    awwww
  46. Profile photo of Devin88
    Devin88 Male 18-29
    789 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 7:55 am
    Ska music beats Lil Wayne anyday
  47. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:02 am
    I love how he says "here`s the kicker" like it`s some kind o joke his son is blind. That right there clearly makes it sound like a joke and plus to hire any celebrity...even one like lil wayne costs well over a million dollars. IF he has that kind of money why the hell is he advertising on craigslist?
  48. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    really GothicQueen? a million dollars?
  49. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:22 pm
    LOLZ. "Here`s the kicker--"
  50. Profile photo of Zim132
    Zim132 Male 13-17
    58 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:56 pm
    ooooolllldddddd
  51. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm
    SmilinSam, totally, who in here can honestly say they haven`t tried to hire Lil Wayne, and that the price of "over a million dollars" was the price being reported back.

    I know I have, like a gazillion times.

  52. Profile photo of LightShaded
    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:49 pm
    >GothicQueen

    He`s advertising on craigslist because as you can see alot of people have seen it; hence he is more likely to get a response.

  53. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    This was pretty funny four months ago.
  54. Profile photo of joshual1887
    joshual1887 Male 18-29
    27 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    >gothicqueen- nobody cares
  55. Profile photo of RebelSpeaker
    RebelSpeaker Female 13-17
    60 posts
    March 12, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    @Devin
    YES.
    PURELY, YES.

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