Craigslist Listing: Help, I Need Lil` Wayne [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago Funny

When you need Lil Wayne for your blind kid"s birthday party, you don"t necessarily need Lil Wayne--or even a black guy.
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Female 60
@Devin
YES.
PURELY, YES.
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Male 27
>gothicqueen- nobody cares
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Male 2,582
This was pretty funny four months ago.
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Male 423
>GothicQueen

He`s advertising on craigslist because as you can see alot of people have seen it; hence he is more likely to get a response.

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Male 467
SmilinSam, totally, who in here can honestly say they haven`t tried to hire Lil Wayne, and that the price of "over a million dollars" was the price being reported back.

I know I have, like a gazillion times.

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Male 58
ooooolllldddddd
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Female 230
LOLZ. "Here`s the kicker--"
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Female 3,598
really GothicQueen? a million dollars?
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Female 4,376
I love how he says "here`s the kicker" like it`s some kind o joke his son is blind. That right there clearly makes it sound like a joke and plus to hire any celebrity...even one like lil wayne costs well over a million dollars. IF he has that kind of money why the hell is he advertising on craigslist?
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Male 791
Ska music beats Lil Wayne anyday
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Female 5,222
awwww
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Male 152
What`s the deal with Lil Wayne, he ain`t even halfway good.
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Male 1,067
I`m not sure if this is meant to be amusing?
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Male 1,815
i call joke listing
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Male 19
sorry to interrupt you guys` flamewar but i`d thought i`d mention i`ve seen this before, and its still unfunny =/
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Male 67
he is pretty short DestroyALL
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Male 49
what is the signifigance of "lil" in front of their names if they arent all that little anymore?
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Male 165
Ha i remember this on Tosh.0
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Male 2,703
"And yet you don`t mention "highers" or "caliper" which suggest that this is done intentionally, sad as that seems to you and me."

yeah, this is one of my few bad nights apparently, completely screwing up a post simply because I didn`t have the time/energy to proofread it prior to posting.

and....back to the picture...

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Male 2,703
banana, yeah, and I knew this I`m sorry. I was in a hurry typing that and getting kids ready for trick and/or treating. sadly, though, whether it was seize or cease didn`t concern me but I for the life of me couldn`t remember if it was sieze or seize :( I blame it on waking up at 6:30 and having a non-stop busy day.

and I know what you mean by people screwing up a phrase, for me its people who say "could care more", if you can care more, do so until you can NOT care more.

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Male 3,842

bananajojo
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
691 Posts Saturday, October 31, 2009 7:54:42 PM
ikeray,to seize is to capture, to CEASE is to stop.
sorry internet, but that one has always bothered me


And yet you don`t mention "highers" or "caliper" which suggest that this is done intentionally, sad as that seems to you and me.

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Male 122
Lol just play a lil wayne CD and sound board LOL
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Male 569
thanks bananajojo, i was thinking the same thing.
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Female 1,401
ikeray,to seize is to capture, to CEASE is to stop.

sorry internet, but that one has always bothered me

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Male 2,703
"This kids blind - his other senses are sharper. Dads trying, but I dont think he is going to put this one over on his son."

who says this is a dad? this screams single mom, men don`t call parties "gala"s. also, who throws a "gala" and highers a rapper of lil` waynes caliper, or a rapper at all? if I was throwing a "gala" it would be music by a string quartet or full orchestra, not a single crappy musician (if you want to call rap, music).

craigslist, you never seize to amaze me...

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Male 4,867
its on craiglist, it must be true
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Male 90
This kids blind - his other senses are sharper. Dads trying, but I dont think he is going to put this one over on his son.
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Male 83
Cobrakiller: "so hes going to lie to his blind son. rich people are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling."

I love the Scrubs reference!!

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Male 3,842
opiebreath
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
13944 Posts Saturday, October 31, 2009 2:19:59 PM
I jut found out that I got a Craigslist missed connections from wearing my Halloween costume.
YESWIN.

Forgive me if you already said so and I missed it, but what is your Halloween costume, Opie?

Is it a Unicorn?

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Male 999
they can probably make this into a movie.
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Female 15,763
I jut found out that I got a Craigslist missed connections from wearing my Halloween costume.

YESWIN.

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Male 1,190
Poe, but funny
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Male 3,842
He also said "money is not an option".


Actually, "money is not an issue" which means the opposite of what you said. If "money is not an option" that means "we can`t pay you anything" but "money is not an issue" means "we can pay you as much as you want"

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Male 542
Nebbie, shut up. He`s not a bad parent. If he was, he wouldn`t give 2 poos about his son`s birthday. He also said "money is not an option".
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Male 64
Ditto on Nebbie;
"Heres the kicker"
AS IF its a good thing he`s blind?
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Male 1,093
Funny repost. Still love laughed
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Male 52
lawl
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Male 864
"Here`s the kicker my son is blind."

Terrible parent. Who considers their child`s blindness a "kicker"?

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Female 650
LOL! thats so cruel
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Female 288
This is either a repost or really old. Either way, I`ve seen it before.

I also lol`d both times.

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Male 2,313
Ha ha, wow. That`s really odd.
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Male 7,585
so hes going to lie to his blind son. rich people are bastard-coated bastards, with bastard filling.
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Female 15,763
Are all of his friends blind too? I feel like one of them would spill the beans...
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Male 485
lol i loled
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Female 1,578
[quote]Someone obviously hasn`t heard of a CD player. [/quote]

yup.

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Male 819
I love the "unfortunately his schedule will not permit it" as if there had been a really serious inquiry into the matter...

Probably a joke, but still pretty funny....

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Male 25,416
O dear! trying to trick a blind man! sad!
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Male 3,482
"Saw this last week on Tosh.0."

THANK YOU! Now I remember where I`ve seen this before.

Still funny.

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Male 499
I have seen this before on here, but it`s still funny.

lmao

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Male 19
Saw this last week on Tosh.0.
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Female 9,402
Good point lukas.
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Male 3,425
Someone obviously hasn`t heard of a CD player.
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Male 2,148
I live in northern Virginia. Maybe I should give them a call?
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Male 1,357
lmfao!
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Male 19,854
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