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69 Responses to Christian Comic Rewrites, Improves History [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:34 am
    Link: Christian Comic Rewrites, Improves History - Say what you want about right-wing fundamentalist Christians, but they make one hell of an action-packed comic book.
  2. Profile photo of thediddler
    thediddler Male 18-29
    71 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:42 am
    OoOo! I wonder what issue #1 was about!
  3. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:58 am
    *headdesk*
  4. Profile photo of Baxterg14
    Baxterg14 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:05 am
    are those...Nazi`s?
  5. Profile photo of Mindless2164
    Mindless2164 Male 18-29
    499 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:11 am
    I REALLY want to see issuise #1 now...
  6. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:15 am
    hehe they should give these out at churches
  7. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:17 am
    What scares me is the number of people who are going to think this comic book is REAL.
  8. Profile photo of kaffebaggel
    kaffebaggel Male 18-29
    43 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:20 am
    Issue #1 is the GENESIS of the character ....sorry, somebody had to say it ;)
  9. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:31 am
    god looks like a wizard
  10. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:42 am
    Pretty sure it IS real, dude. There were some patently bizarre comic covers around during WWII, it`s no stretch to think this would get written.
  11. Profile photo of KenshinTW
    KenshinTW Male 18-29
    56 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:06 am
    strshimmer, god is a wizard
  12. Profile photo of aliachloe
    aliachloe Female 13-17
    198 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:07 am
    Starshimmer, God is a wizard.
  13. Profile photo of Shinoki
    Shinoki Male 30-39
    162 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:15 am
    Jesus saying "I`m saved!" wow.
  14. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:20 am
    "What scares me is the number of people who are going to think this comic book is REAL."

    why wouldn`t it be real? It`s propaganda from WWII about how God is against the "bad guys", or the Nazis. This was a way to get people to join forces against the Germans. "God hates the Germans, so you should too!"

  15. Profile photo of lukas1051
    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:39 am
    THAT LOOKS FREAKING AWESOME!
  16. Profile photo of aaron538
    aaron538 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:40 am
    wasnt this in national lampoon magazine?
  17. Profile photo of wasteoftime
    wasteoftime Male 18-29
    13 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:48 am
    gandalf?
  18. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:10 am
    Hmmm. I call this another description failure. Is there anything IAB will describe correctly?

    Also... where is Hitler`s mustache?

  19. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:14 am
    id read it
  20. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:59 am
    I would totally read that.
  21. Profile photo of propagandi
    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:11 am
    Did God have to borrow Wonder Woman`s bracelets?
  22. Profile photo of CitrusCider
    CitrusCider Female 13-17
    372 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:11 am
    I have nothing to say about this. Really.

  23. Profile photo of barrooo
    barrooo Male 30-39
    414 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:26 am
    `Also... where is Hitler`s mustache?`

    On his face, where he usually kept it

  24. Profile photo of maedene
    maedene Male 18-29
    291 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:26 am
    Lazyme484:

    It`s right there

  25. Profile photo of Cataclism0
    Cataclism0 Male 18-29
    212 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 10:37 am
    haha the canadians are nazis
  26. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:20 am
    rofl: "I`m saved!"
  27. Profile photo of Valonqar
    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:31 am
    Are they saying that Hitler is a jew? Or that the jews are nazi`s? `Cos thems is gonna get some real troublez, y`all!
  28. Profile photo of RdDan
    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 11:54 am
    Who`s the guy with the big white beard?
    And why is he wearing a dress?
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
    God is Awesome! :)
  30. Profile photo of xavroche
    xavroche Male 30-39
    819 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:02 pm
    This is the funniest thing I`ve ever seen! I want it now...
  31. Profile photo of Uncle_T
    Uncle_T Male 13-17
    485 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    *facepalm*
  32. Profile photo of Chibi_Ichigo
    Chibi_Ichigo Female 18-29
    986 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    Why are the Canadians nazis? From the looks of the globe, Canada doesn`t exist during the time of this comic book. Haha. Just a blobby United States.

    Also, Jesus looks really happy despite having his hands pouring out blood in globs.

  33. Profile photo of Spambot3000
    Spambot3000 Male 18-29
    525 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:15 pm
    "Who`s the guy with the big white beard?
    And why is he wearing a dress?"

    Dude thats Zeus, don`t you know anything?

  34. Profile photo of FlameOfUdun
    FlameOfUdun Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:44 pm
    Jesus getting into trouble again -_-
  35. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:46 pm
    Hitler crucified my son!
  36. Profile photo of bettiewest23
    bettiewest23 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:55 pm
    Outrageous! I love it!
  37. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 12:59 pm
    so God is a Bad-Ass.....not too bad i like it
  38. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1002 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    Is it just me or does Jesus look like a wino?
  39. Profile photo of xplode
    xplode Male 13-17
    34 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 2:48 pm
    "Are they saying that Hitler is a jew? Or that the jews are nazi`s?"

    I may have my facts mixed up, but I thought it was the Romans who put Jesus to death, influenced by the Jewish Sanhedrin.

  40. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 3:30 pm
    45 smash pages of GOD! WOOT! Now THATS a comic I can`t resist buying! ;D
  41. Profile photo of skinnymocha
    skinnymocha Female 18-29
    70 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:00 pm
    God Smash! RAAARRRGH
  42. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 6:20 pm
    god looks like dumbledore to me. xD
  43. Profile photo of SealTears
    SealTears Female 13-17
    12 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 7:57 pm
    What`s going on with the U.S on the globe?
  44. Profile photo of RavenLee
    RavenLee Female 18-29
    44 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:34 pm
    give it 1000 years and you will have the next book of the bible right here, and just as historically accurate to!
  45. Profile photo of anomander
    anomander Male 18-29
    8 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:39 pm
    diasy822 has a point there .... god looks like dumbledore !! lol !
  46. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 8:41 pm
    is this like a joke or something?
  47. Profile photo of
    RedNaleX
    25 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:05 pm
    "HITLER CRUCIFIED MY SON!!" LOL!! x`DD
    If it`s not a joke, and a actual comicbook, I HAVE to buy it!
  48. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    October 31, 2009 at 9:06 pm
    There should be a comic-version of the bible.
  49. Profile photo of slidinrides
    slidinrides Male 18-29
    24 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:25 am
    At Piepig: It actually exists. I have one from when i was little,
  50. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1149 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:16 am
    Wow I want that comic!
  51. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:57 am
    0.0 w.. t..
  52. Profile photo of Toppunk
    Toppunk Male 18-29
    152 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:34 am
    hahahah
  53. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:52 am
    Ugh.... These people make me embarrassed to be Christian...
  54. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 8:13 am
    lolz...you`d think it would be mentioned somewhere that hitler took jesus hostage and god came flying through the bunker and kicked tons of ass...
  55. Profile photo of maddices
    maddices Male 18-29
    90 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:41 pm
    almost makes being an atheist suck
  56. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    you know it wasn`t a christian that made that right? cuz it would be like, a sin?
  57. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
    LOLZ @ Jesus !! Gosh, I make a horrible Christian.
  58. Profile photo of snakkraker
    snakkraker Male 18-29
    7 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm
    It`s funny when you think an idea is original and then you see it somewhere. A few years ago I wrote a little poem? and part of it goes "life is unfair what else is new the nazis killed jesus cause he was a jew" so I had to get an account and comment, and I had an example in my pictures so I used it as my profile pic.
    later
  59. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 5:30 pm
    It doesn`t show god yealling "OH YEAH!" after he burst through the wall.
    ...
    oops, wrong fictional charicter, my bad
  60. Profile photo of Blitzdrache
    Blitzdrache Male 13-17
    150 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
    Go Hitler! Heil! I love you! Summon Odin to kick God`s ass!
  61. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2583 posts
    November 1, 2009 at 9:32 pm
    Squarks ~ "It doesn`t show god yealling "OH YEAH!" after he burst through the wall.
    ...
    oops, wrong fictional charicter, my bad"
    ---------------------------------------------
    "your bad", fine but I agree, God should have a kickass catchphrase. Maybe something like, "BEARDS FTW", or "MAKE BELIEVE GHOSTS ROCK!", or something of that nature.
  62. Profile photo of Squarks
    Squarks Male 18-29
    98 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 11:49 am
    @ Negative one:

    It might be a bit over-used, but "Crucify This!" would have actually worked in the above situation

  63. Profile photo of Ophanim
    Ophanim Male 13-17
    74 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
    Finally, a convincing argument for Christianity.
  64. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    November 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
    fuuck you Blitzdrache
  65. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 7:57 am
    ohhh so it was the Nazis who crucified Jesus.
  66. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    November 4, 2009 at 9:58 pm
    awesome!
  67. Profile photo of Skreshavik
    Skreshavik Female 18-29
    1284 posts
    November 12, 2009 at 12:28 am
    @Metalic
    "Lightning dragon"?
  68. Profile photo of DjEsrever
    DjEsrever Male 18-29
    61 posts
    December 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm
    ....wait..... WAIT!!!!


    lol so...god came to save his jewish son (Jesus), from hitler and his nazi`s?

    that about right?

  69. Profile photo of Vir
    Vir Male 18-29
    53 posts
    November 27, 2010 at 5:53 am
    I wanna see the "other feautres"!

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