Christian Comic Rewrites, Improves History [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago

Say what you want about right-wing fundamentalist Christians, but they make one hell of an action-packed comic book.
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Male 53
I wanna see the "other feautres"!
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Male 61
....wait..... WAIT!!!!


lol so...god came to save his jewish son (Jesus), from hitler and his nazi`s?

that about right?

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Female 1,283
@Metalic
"Lightning dragon"?
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Female 3,828
awesome!
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Female 3,574
ohhh so it was the Nazis who crucified Jesus.
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Male 1,484
fuuck you Blitzdrache
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Male 74
Finally, a convincing argument for Christianity.
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Male 98
@ Negative one:

It might be a bit over-used, but "Crucify This!" would have actually worked in the above situation

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Male 2,582
Squarks ~ "It doesn`t show god yealling "OH YEAH!" after he burst through the wall.
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oops, wrong fictional charicter, my bad"
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"your bad", fine but I agree, God should have a kickass catchphrase. Maybe something like, "BEARDS FTW", or "MAKE BELIEVE GHOSTS ROCK!", or something of that nature.
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Male 150
Go Hitler! Heil! I love you! Summon Odin to kick God`s ass!
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Male 98
It doesn`t show god yealling "OH YEAH!" after he burst through the wall.
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oops, wrong fictional charicter, my bad
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Male 7
It`s funny when you think an idea is original and then you see it somewhere. A few years ago I wrote a little poem? and part of it goes "life is unfair what else is new the nazis killed jesus cause he was a jew" so I had to get an account and comment, and I had an example in my pictures so I used it as my profile pic.
later
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Female 230
LOLZ @ Jesus !! Gosh, I make a horrible Christian.
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Female 3,598
you know it wasn`t a christian that made that right? cuz it would be like, a sin?
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Male 90
almost makes being an atheist suck
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Male 3,915
lolz...you`d think it would be mentioned somewhere that hitler took jesus hostage and god came flying through the bunker and kicked tons of ass...
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Male 600
Ugh.... These people make me embarrassed to be Christian...
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Male 152
hahahah
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Female 5,222
0.0 w.. t..
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Male 1,148
Wow I want that comic!
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Male 24
At Piepig: It actually exists. I have one from when i was little,
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Male 1,523
There should be a comic-version of the bible.
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Male 1,381
is this like a joke or something?
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Male 8
diasy822 has a point there .... god looks like dumbledore !! lol !
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Female 44
give it 1000 years and you will have the next book of the bible right here, and just as historically accurate to!
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Female 12
What`s going on with the U.S on the globe?
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Female 1,043
god looks like dumbledore to me. xD
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Female 70
God Smash! RAAARRRGH
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Female 4,197
45 smash pages of GOD! WOOT! Now THATS a comic I can`t resist buying! ;D
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Male 34
"Are they saying that Hitler is a jew? Or that the jews are nazi`s?"

I may have my facts mixed up, but I thought it was the Romans who put Jesus to death, influenced by the Jewish Sanhedrin.

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Male 1,002
Is it just me or does Jesus look like a wino?
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Male 807
so God is a Bad-Ass.....not too bad i like it
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Female 133
Outrageous! I love it!
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Male 2,788
Hitler crucified my son!
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Male 1,220
Jesus getting into trouble again -_-
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Male 525
"Who`s the guy with the big white beard?
And why is he wearing a dress?"

Dude thats Zeus, don`t you know anything?

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Female 986
Why are the Canadians nazis? From the looks of the globe, Canada doesn`t exist during the time of this comic book. Haha. Just a blobby United States.

Also, Jesus looks really happy despite having his hands pouring out blood in globs.

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Male 485
*facepalm*
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Male 819
This is the funniest thing I`ve ever seen! I want it now...
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Male 25,416
God is Awesome! :)
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Male 759
Who`s the guy with the big white beard?
And why is he wearing a dress?
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Male 116
Are they saying that Hitler is a jew? Or that the jews are nazi`s? `Cos thems is gonna get some real troublez, y`all!
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Male 3,255
rofl: "I`m saved!"
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Male 212
haha the canadians are nazis
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Male 291
Lazyme484:

It`s right there

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Male 414
`Also... where is Hitler`s mustache?`

On his face, where he usually kept it

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Female 372
I have nothing to say about this. Really.

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Male 725
Did God have to borrow Wonder Woman`s bracelets?
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Female 9,402
I would totally read that.
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Male 7,585
id read it
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Male 10,440
Hmmm. I call this another description failure. Is there anything IAB will describe correctly?

Also... where is Hitler`s mustache?

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Male 13
gandalf?
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Male 101
wasnt this in national lampoon magazine?
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Male 3,425
THAT LOOKS FREAKING AWESOME!
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Female 1,798
"What scares me is the number of people who are going to think this comic book is REAL."

why wouldn`t it be real? It`s propaganda from WWII about how God is against the "bad guys", or the Nazis. This was a way to get people to join forces against the Germans. "God hates the Germans, so you should too!"

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Male 162
Jesus saying "I`m saved!" wow.
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Female 198
Starshimmer, God is a wizard.
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Male 56
strshimmer, god is a wizard
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Female 258
Pretty sure it IS real, dude. There were some patently bizarre comic covers around during WWII, it`s no stretch to think this would get written.
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Female 331
god looks like a wizard
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Male 43
Issue #1 is the GENESIS of the character ....sorry, somebody had to say it ;)
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Male 3,057
What scares me is the number of people who are going to think this comic book is REAL.
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Male 4,867
hehe they should give these out at churches
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Male 499
I REALLY want to see issuise #1 now...
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Male 79
are those...Nazi`s?
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Male 5,094
*headdesk*
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Male 71
OoOo! I wonder what issue #1 was about!
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Male 19,850
Link: Christian Comic Rewrites, Improves History [Pic] [Rate Link] - Say what you want about right-wing fundamentalist Christians, but they make one hell of an action-packed comic book.
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