Carolina Church Says Tom Brady Is Going to Hell

Submitted by: BeachBum0694 7 years ago
http://www.nesn.com/2009/10/carolina-church-says-tom-brady-is-going-to-hell.html

Along with just about the rest of the world, according to a Carolina church"s f"ing wacky reasons.
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Male 295
:O it covers curses with drat drat poo bitch didnt know that
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Male 295
well carolina can go drat em selves
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Male 345
Seriously, you won` get me on your rolls by telling me I can`t bang Playboy models. If god didn`t want us to F like cheetahs he wouldn`t have put so many fun-loving nerves at the tip of my penis, and nipples, and my anus, oh and your vag too.
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Male 1,646
[sarcasm]OMG!! THIS CHURCH KNOWS WHOS GOING TO HELL??? ive got to make it my mission to find them and ask what god is telling them about me!![/sarcasm]
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Male 174
Great another group of morons muddying the name of Christians. Doesn`t really sound like it is an "Amazing Grace" church... not really any grace there!
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Female 112
Is this not the same book burning church from a few days ago?!

Clearly they want attention, they only have 14 people in attendance there. So lets all stop helping them out with this and get back to sunday morning funnies.

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Female 107
I-A-B. LISTEN TO YOUR MEMBERS (and not the phallic ones, you won`t get anything done). We hate Chad, and we hate the religious links. We come here for humor, not extremist actions that aren`t funny and don`t make any difference in the world.

All it does is make us pissed off and less likely to come here. Cut it the F*ck out.

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Male 153
Church and religion is ignorant, but there are a FEW out there that are truly beautiful, and those people examine all religions and philosophies and draw their own conclusions. Those people are artists and they follow NO culture. They create their own.
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Male 4,807
All these religious links is so IAB can get more hits and more colorful flame wars.
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Male 427
Gosh, with some many people damning other people to hell it`s making me hope I get to go to hell too. It`s starting to sound like a wild party with a huge guest list of famous people.
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Male 29
You know, IAB could just post a summary of the movie religulous and never have to post another link that pulls religion`s pants down again.

Also, christianity is an archaic belief structure that should have died along with it`s counterparts thousands of years ago.

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Female 459
If I-A-B posts one more religous link, I`m not going to come here anymore.

That said, Amazing Grace Church was also the one with the book burning, yes?

I also think I love you ohthedrama. You saved my typing fingers. :P

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Male 439
In response to this i can only refer back to the video with Dawkins posted the other day. It`s just incredibly arrogant.
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Female 4,028
Oh, people like them think everyone is going to hell. Except them, of course.
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Male 162
@Mantolwen. Thank you. Exactly! JC came to heal the sick. Yes, you may have done something that in the end isn`t moral. I think we can all relate to this in some fashion which basically makes it a rather large list. JC didn`t damn these people but blessed them in hopes they may turn back to morality. If these whomever they are Baptist followers have ever read the Bible they would recognize that Mary Magdelen was a prostitute who turned from immorality to morality. Isn`t that what Christians are supposed to do? Bless others in hopes to bring back some morality? Not condemn others to hell?
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Female 500
does god aprove of this? I mean, telling people they`re damned for all eternity can`t be a good thing, right?
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Female 500
wow. carolina churches these days..... tsk tsk tsk
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Female 387
And, of course, I just noticed that shunpo made this point already.
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Female 387
These guys are NUTS. According to the Bible, "all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God". So just pointing out a few of the 6/7 billion sinners on this planet isn`t going to make a difference.
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Male 703
Solid! I`m gonna get a chance to meet a lot of cool people.
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Male 431
hahaaaa... well. all i can say is that THIS is why christianity is slowly dying. less and less people by the day... ppl gettin wise i guess :/
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Male 504
Well my understanding is only god can judge others and those that judge others are impersonating a god which is just wrong. Guess they know nothing about Christianity
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Male 15,832
Everbody`s goin` t` hell `cept you `n` me, `n` ah ain`t s` danged sure `bout YOU!
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Male 364
Okay folks at I-A-B, remember that discussion we had about politics?

Well the same applies for religion.

Religion=boredom.

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Female 9,400
"Everyone knows that evil will win because good is dumb."

I love Spaceballs!!!!

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Female 9,400
I hate the Patriots and would be vary happy to send them out on their trip to hell.
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Male 438
Fun is not permitted by God! Get back to bible thumping! rejecting logic! and judging people because they are not how a 6000 year old book says they should be!
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Male 795
Wow that church is really trying to get some publicity. That`s the same church from the other day right?
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Male 4,680
"Jesus was a pretty cool guy."
Eh converts pagans and doesn`t afraid o- Oh forget it.
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Male 7,933
What else is new captain obvious? All new-england patriots go to hell
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Male 1,403
isnt this the same church that is doing that book burning?

oh and also nesn is the sports channel for new england.

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Male 1,929
I must admit: religists have craziness as much as non-religists.

Also must admit: religists often have craziness because of religistism; rather than having craziness and happening to be non-religists.

New words FTW

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Male 976
Brady might be going to hell, but everybody sucks but him. So.... :P
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Male 606
Jason, "Jesus" (no recording of a miracle-worker out of Nazareth other than the bible) wasn`t "a cool guy". In the bible, he kills a fig tree for not bearing fruit out of season.
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Male 1,598
I have yet to read in the bible where Jesus gives a sermon to a crowd about why they`re all going to hell.

These people don`t seem to have read the Bible, Jesus was a pretty cool guy. Nothing like they make him out to be.

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Male 25,416
Chuch says everyone s going to hell!
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Male 29
"Everyone knows that evil will win because good is dumb."
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Male 103
I do in fact think these are the same people. Because apparently a naziesque book burning just isn`t crazy enough, now they`re just condemming random sport personalities for no reason whatsoever.
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Male 3,842
Joakim Noah will never be accepted by black society, or by white society, because he is the offspring of an inter-racial couple.
Wait, what? You say he is incredibly popular and well-liked by everyone? But how can that be if he is of mixed race heritage?
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Male 10,440
Anyone want to compete in a sinning race?
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Male 3,819
I thought he was gonna be on the list for being a recipient of sodomy.
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Male 1,381
actually, according to the Bible, damnation has nothing to do with a list of minor vs major sins. "for all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God."

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Male 268
Are these the people form the book burning article the other night? Didn`t the world decide they were all bat poo crazy already?
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Male 695
Christian extremists telling people how to live, what else is new?
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Male 3,576
who`s Tom Brady?
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Female 285
Link: Carolina Church Says Tom Brady Is Going to Hell [Rate Link] - Along with just about the rest of the world, according to a Carolina church`s f`ing wacky reasons.
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