Business Man Crosses Street, Cheats Death [Vid]

Submitted by: kmdavis85 7 years ago Misc

Jumping Jesus on a Kaiser roll! It"s only a 9 second clip, but check out this guy on his way to work. It"s legit too.
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Female 106
Run, boy, run.
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Male 77
HAHA! that`s me everyday! The world wants me dead but I just keep slipping by...
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Male 82
iKit, there`s meme where people say "In soviet russia <<noun>> <<verb>> you." (Sort of like a your mom or that`s what she said joke.) Tony`s joke perfectly fits since people usually miss the bus, not the other way around.

And now I`ve removed the humor from his joke.

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Male 194
Tony jet ftw you legend :P Surprised no-one else though of it.
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Female 355
Am I missing Tonyjet`s joke totally?
I mean, it was kinda funny, but not a ROFL-er.
I think I`m missing the point. >>;
Anyone care to explain?
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Male 516
Lmfao Tony.

That`s some amazing footage, anyhow. I`m curious if they make as huge-a-deal about things in Russia such as that.

Did he call all his friends and hysterically tell them the story? Or did he just straighten his tie and carry on to work, jogging across the very next crosswalk without a second thought?

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Male 48
haha nice 1 jet
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Male 250
Tony jet made me lol like hell...
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Male 540
Ha. I second that.
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Male 82
HAHAHA. Nice Tonyjet.
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Male 3,296
in soviet Russia, the bus misses you
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Male 104
I knew Stevie Wonder shouldn`t of become a bus driver
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Female 55
Holy Hell... O.o
That was insane.
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Male 4,680
Hagane - You own my soul.
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Male 71
he was probably thinking, "on my way to work..cross the street..la ala lal la lalalala....OH poo!!!!!!!!"

Double time son.

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Male 2,582
But he stepped in a puddle, ruining the very pants he was going to return!
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Male 3,255
hagane wins this link.
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Male 388
looks to me like the car was a mere inch or 2 from touching him, and no telling how close the bus came
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Female 15,763
"In Soviet Russia, bus catch you!"

MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN.

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Male 228
The speed boost from adrenaline can save your (or someone else`s) life. And nothing gets the adrenaline flowing like a near-death experience(or very, very painful experience)
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Male 93
The best "I was late to work because..." story ever was told about half an hour later.
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Male 2,506
lol, now what would have been more entertaining....
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Female 318
That just goes to show how easy it is to just get hit by a car. He was missed by less than a foot!
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Male 189
srsly?
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Female 232
If you double click to bring up the youtube link, there`s another vid 3 down in the right listing that shows the whole accident. It was a lot more than one car. I counted over 7 cars badly damaged and the bus then finally lodges onto brick steps.
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Male 308
HOLY SH*T Contender for luckiest man alive!
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Male 2,172
Just look at him run. Look at him.
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Female 1,566
this guy was like "I`m late oh poo oh poo OHpooOHpooOHpoo."
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Male 1,064
sequence of events: ^_^ ~_^ O_O >_< o_o ^_^
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Male 1,666
"of course it`s in russia, they suck at driving ha ha"

Want some tea and crumpets with your bad teeth, old chap?

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Male 1,666
Holy jeez, what a winner
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Male 125
I saw this movie about a bus that had to Speed around a city, keeping its Speed over fifty, and if its Speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn`t Slow Down."
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Male 125
Jesus! Was Keanu Reeves driving that bus?
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Male 716
This is Chuck Norris... in a business suit and a shave.

Which means it would never be Chuck Norris... but pretty close.

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Female 4,028
whatthef-ck, bus?!
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Female 238
If I were him I`d call in sick and seriously enjoy the rest of my day.
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Male 678
hut.......hut.......hut.......hut.......hut OHHHH pooTT hututhuthhtuthtuhtuht!
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Female 3,598
now he`s going to be really late, seeing as how he has to go home and change his pants.
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Male 25,416
Id bet he went to work and said, sorry im late, i nearly got bit by a car! not realising the severity of the situation!
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Female 528
Watched this about 7 times :)
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Male 47
Now that I look at at it, Loxen, that last windshield swipe was particularly funny. Hahahha
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Male 1,598
It`s great when something comes along to break up the daily monotony.
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Female 1,386
I laugh at the weirdest things. After laughing at the guy hauling ass, I watched it again and laughed at how the car being pushed still managed to get one swipe of its windshield wipers before being shoved off camera by the bus.
>_>;; I must be lacking enough sleep.
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Male 152
"In Soviet Russia, bus catch you! "

I love you.

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Male 385
You know what whas running through his head. "damn late for work agi....hooooolllllyyyy shhhhhiiiiitttt!"
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Male 1,045
i laughed, am i going to hell?
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Male 2,440
HOLY BALLS
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Male 988
"In Soviet Russia, bus catch you! "
You`re awesome.
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Male 1,091
Why did the business man cross the road? To escape death.
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Male 967
In Soviet Russia, bus catch you!
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Male 1,106
Like CoffeeDiiva, I would have frozen and been smashed like a pumpkin.
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Male 38
those damn ruskies...
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Male 28
He`s like: "Oh, yes! There`s the bus i have to catch, and I just have to run a little faster!"
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Female 1,604
nice reflexes, I would of stood there with fear like and idiot
Whether it said walk or don`t walk, that bus plowed into the car
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Male 90
subushe i doubt that he thought "o no that bus is gonna slam into the back of that car, i better hurry up and cross before that happens!"
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Male 364
...In Russia the the buses chase YOU down!!! /yakov
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Male 1,646
you think when he saw the speeding bus, instead of speading up to beat it accross the street, he would instead stop... but i guess not.
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Male 2,159
The best comment I can think of starts with "Holy" and ends with an exclamation mark.
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Male 101
actually, the red "no walk" sign your seeing is for the crosswalk that comes towards the camera, the cars he was going to cross in front of are stopped, which means he was hurrying to get across before the light turned green for them.
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Male 1,929
Musuko42: The "Don`t walk" was facing a different direction, and the traffic only had just stopped. Chill.
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Female 2,509
run, Forest, run...
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Female 45
of course it`s in russia, they suck at driving ha ha
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Female 2,672
lol
all of a sudden he`s putting Usain to shame with that run
tht must be scary as poo
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Male 2,593
That`s one way to deal with traffic
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Male 2,850
Is the light in the top left a red "don`t walk" sign?

Did the man stop and look for traffic before he stepped off the curb?

Did the man turn his head to look in all directions that traffic could come from as he was walking across?

He isn`t to blame for this near-accident, as nobody could have anticipated the bus. But hell, with his terrible habits exhibited here, it won`t be long before he gets flattened by something else.

Lemming pedestrians. They`re everywhere.

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Female 179
hoooly poo. omg. lol
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Male 126
i feel sad for the bus driver i think he´ll never get his check.
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Male 1,381
HOLY crap! INCHES, man. inches.
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Male 535
He definately needed another pair of pants after that.
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Female 1,427
Quite literally, "feet don`t fail me now!"

Duuude. I mean, I`ve almost gotten run over running through intersections, but WOW.

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Female 1,395
oooOOO! nearly.
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Male 339
Did the bus driver just go postal or something?
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Male 11
JEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!

--- That`s what he was thinking, for sure. Either that or, "I just crapped myself."

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Male 2,199
"la la la la la laaa OOOHH SHIIIIIIIIT!"
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Male 2,344
Only in Russia..
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Male 213
the next five comments below me ... sum it up for me .. indeed ...


hehe I said "below me"

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Male 124
just think, if that car had not been there to slow down that bus just that fraction of a second, he would have been plastered. lol. icredible!!!
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Male 1,148
Bluddy hell! it looks so much like he was going to be hit!
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Male 2,050
If that bus goes below 50mph it will explode.
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Male 59
And the upside was he was earlier to work than usual.
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Female 23
Wow.
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Male 240
Christ on a pony!
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Male 155
i just watched the video and I POO`d MY pants... can`t imagine being there
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Male 592
sweet mother f`ing mary
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Male 27
Yeah!!! We Win!!!
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Male 931
the soilage of his underwear must be astounding. Dont blame him though
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Female 133
OHH MAAA GAWDDDDD!!!

jeeesus that guy is the luckiest SOB on this earth me thinks lol

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Female 15,763
Well f*ck my backwards and call me Sally... I thought I was bad-ass when a car ran a red light about 3 feet in front of me... but this makes me feel like a pansy!
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Male 334
Now he`s really gonna be late for work cuz he has to go home and change his shorts.
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Male 7,585
oh sh*t! what about the people in the car?
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Male 335
I`M GONNA BE LATE!
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Female 178
by the time he realized that it was happening he was already in front of it so his only choice was to try and outrun it. business shoes on asphalt aren`t exactly good enough on traction to make a 180 fast enough.
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Male 953
RUN FOREST RUN
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Male 3,314
Maskie99: That`s EXACTLY what I said! Normally when you see this stuff it`s the person`s own fault they almost got killed. This time, he was completely in the right. Still would have been dead, but would have been right.
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Male 4,746
!!!!!!!
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Male 4,594
That dude REALLY wanted to get across the street... I mean, he didn`t hit the brakes and go "whoa"... Nope, he put on the gas and thought "I can beat this s#it"
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Male 695
Whoa.
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Female 604
Link: Business Man Crosses Street, Cheats Death [Vid] [Rate Link] - Jumping Jesus on a Kaiser roll! It`s only a 9 second clip, but check out this guy on his way to work. It`s legit too.
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