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And now I`ve removed the humor from his joke.
That`s some amazing footage, anyhow. I`m curious if they make as huge-a-deal about things in Russia such as that.
Did he call all his friends and hysterically tell them the story? Or did he just straighten his tie and carry on to work, jogging across the very next crosswalk without a second thought?
Double time son.
MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN.
Want some tea and crumpets with your bad teeth, old chap?
Which means it would never be Chuck Norris... but pretty close.
I love you.
Did the man stop and look for traffic before he stepped off the curb?
Did the man turn his head to look in all directions that traffic could come from as he was walking across?
He isn`t to blame for this near-accident, as nobody could have anticipated the bus. But hell, with his terrible habits exhibited here, it won`t be long before he gets flattened by something else.
Lemming pedestrians. They`re everywhere.
Duuude. I mean, I`ve almost gotten run over running through intersections, but WOW.
--- That`s what he was thinking, for sure. Either that or, "I just crapped myself."
hehe I said "below me"
jeeesus that guy is the luckiest SOB on this earth me thinks lol