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Date: 10/20/09 06:05 AM

98 Responses to Business Man Crosses Street, Cheats Death [Vid]

  1. Profile photo of kmdavis85
    kmdavis85 Female 18-29
    605 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:55 am
    Link: Business Man Crosses Street, Cheats Death - Jumping Jesus on a Kaiser roll! It`s only a 9 second clip, but check out this guy on his way to work. It`s legit too.
  2. Profile photo of Maksie99
    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:16 am
    Whoa.
  3. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:33 am
    That dude REALLY wanted to get across the street... I mean, he didn`t hit the brakes and go "whoa"... Nope, he put on the gas and thought "I can beat this s#it"
  4. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:34 am
    !!!!!!!
  5. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:37 am
    Maskie99: That`s EXACTLY what I said! Normally when you see this stuff it`s the person`s own fault they almost got killed. This time, he was completely in the right. Still would have been dead, but would have been right.
  6. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:38 am
    RUN FOREST RUN
  7. Profile photo of 2353683
    2353683 Female 70 & Over
    178 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:42 am
    by the time he realized that it was happening he was already in front of it so his only choice was to try and outrun it. business shoes on asphalt aren`t exactly good enough on traction to make a 180 fast enough.
  8. Profile photo of Mjustin
    Mjustin Male 18-29
    335 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:54 am
    I`M GONNA BE LATE!
  9. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:03 am
    oh sh*t! what about the people in the car?
  10. Profile photo of mcflylives
    mcflylives Male 30-39
    334 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:10 am
    Now he`s really gonna be late for work cuz he has to go home and change his shorts.
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Well f*ck my backwards and call me Sally... I thought I was bad-ass when a car ran a red light about 3 feet in front of me... but this makes me feel like a pansy!
  12. Profile photo of PunkAsF82
    PunkAsF82 Female 18-29
    133 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:51 am
    OHH MAAA GAWDDDDD!!!

    jeeesus that guy is the luckiest SOB on this earth me thinks lol

  13. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:53 am
    the soilage of his underwear must be astounding. Dont blame him though
  14. Profile photo of mmp2064
    mmp2064 Male 40-49
    27 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:54 am
    Yeah!!! We Win!!!
  15. Profile photo of Pyrosisflame
    Pyrosisflame Male 18-29
    592 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:00 am
    sweet mother f`ing mary
  16. Profile photo of ishkabibbles
    ishkabibbles Male 18-29
    155 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:14 am
    i just watched the video and I POO`d MY pants... can`t imagine being there
  17. Profile photo of FecesinVCR
    FecesinVCR Male 18-29
    241 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:25 am
    Christ on a pony!
  18. Profile photo of EmilieIsHere
    EmilieIsHere Female 13-17
    23 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:28 am
    Wow.
  19. Profile photo of Henf
    Henf Male 30-39
    59 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:31 am
    And the upside was he was earlier to work than usual.
  20. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:37 am
    If that bus goes below 50mph it will explode.
  21. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:39 am
    Bluddy hell! it looks so much like he was going to be hit!
  22. Profile photo of twitchy11B
    twitchy11B Male 18-29
    124 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:44 am
    just think, if that car had not been there to slow down that bus just that fraction of a second, he would have been plastered. lol. icredible!!!
  23. Profile photo of HornyPanda
    HornyPanda Male 18-29
    213 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:47 am
    the next five comments below me ... sum it up for me .. indeed ...


    hehe I said "below me"

  24. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 8:58 am
    Only in Russia..
  25. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:01 am
    "la la la la la laaa OOOHH SHIIIIIIIIT!"
  26. Profile photo of BigDogMcGraw
    BigDogMcGraw Male 30-39
    11 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:06 am
    JEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!

    --- That`s what he was thinking, for sure. Either that or, "I just crapped myself."

  27. Profile photo of alk3v
    alk3v Male 18-29
    341 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:11 am
    Did the bus driver just go postal or something?
  28. Profile photo of BABY_BEAR
    BABY_BEAR Female 18-29
    1396 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:14 am
    oooOOO! nearly.
  29. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:22 am
    Quite literally, "feet don`t fail me now!"

    Duuude. I mean, I`ve almost gotten run over running through intersections, but WOW.

  30. Profile photo of akinis
    akinis Male 30-39
    536 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:27 am
    He definately needed another pair of pants after that.
  31. Profile photo of shunpo_31
    shunpo_31 Male 18-29
    1381 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:32 am
    HOLY crap! INCHES, man. inches.
  32. Profile photo of igotaferret
    igotaferret Male 13-17
    126 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:32 am
    i feel sad for the bus driver i think he´ll never get his check.
  33. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:33 am
    hoooly poo. omg. lol
  34. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
    Is the light in the top left a red "don`t walk" sign?

    Did the man stop and look for traffic before he stepped off the curb?

    Did the man turn his head to look in all directions that traffic could come from as he was walking across?

    He isn`t to blame for this near-accident, as nobody could have anticipated the bus. But hell, with his terrible habits exhibited here, it won`t be long before he gets flattened by something else.

    Lemming pedestrians. They`re everywhere.

  35. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:06 am
    That`s one way to deal with traffic
  36. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2676 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:29 am
    lol
    all of a sudden he`s putting Usain to shame with that run
    tht must be scary as poo
  37. Profile photo of SashaTheBrit
    SashaTheBrit Female 18-29
    45 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:31 am
    of course it`s in russia, they suck at driving ha ha
  38. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:35 am
    run, Forest, run...
  39. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:50 am
    Musuko42: The "Don`t walk" was facing a different direction, and the traffic only had just stopped. Chill.
  40. Profile photo of SpankyJake
    SpankyJake Male 18-29
    101 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:53 am
    actually, the red "no walk" sign your seeing is for the crosswalk that comes towards the camera, the cars he was going to cross in front of are stopped, which means he was hurrying to get across before the light turned green for them.
  41. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:03 am
    The best comment I can think of starts with "Holy" and ends with an exclamation mark.
  42. Profile photo of Subushie
    Subushie Male 18-29
    1646 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:19 am
    you think when he saw the speeding bus, instead of speading up to beat it accross the street, he would instead stop... but i guess not.
  43. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:20 am
    ...In Russia the the buses chase YOU down!!! /yakov
  44. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:28 am
    subushe i doubt that he thought "o no that bus is gonna slam into the back of that car, i better hurry up and cross before that happens!"
  45. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1605 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:03 pm
    nice reflexes, I would of stood there with fear like and idiot
    Whether it said walk or don`t walk, that bus plowed into the car
  46. Profile photo of Kobrazorz
    Kobrazorz Male 13-17
    28 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:34 pm
    He`s like: "Oh, yes! There`s the bus i have to catch, and I just have to run a little faster!"
  47. Profile photo of SovietCastro
    SovietCastro Male 18-29
    38 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:38 pm
    those damn ruskies...
  48. Profile photo of DavidXJ
    DavidXJ Male 30-39
    1106 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:41 pm
    Like CoffeeDiiva, I would have frozen and been smashed like a pumpkin.
  49. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:42 pm
    In Soviet Russia, bus catch you!
  50. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 12:50 pm
    Why did the business man cross the road? To escape death.
  51. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:01 pm
    "In Soviet Russia, bus catch you! "
    You`re awesome.
  52. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2442 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:05 pm
    HOLY BALLS
  53. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:16 pm
    i laughed, am i going to hell?
  54. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:18 pm
    You know what whas running through his head. "damn late for work agi....hooooolllllyyyy shhhhhiiiiitttt!"
  55. Profile photo of zokeman
    zokeman Male 13-17
    153 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:45 pm
    "In Soviet Russia, bus catch you! "

    I love you.

  56. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm
    I laugh at the weirdest things. After laughing at the guy hauling ass, I watched it again and laughed at how the car being pushed still managed to get one swipe of its windshield wipers before being shoved off camera by the bus.
    >_>;; I must be lacking enough sleep.
  57. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
    It`s great when something comes along to break up the daily monotony.
  58. Profile photo of javatar
    javatar Male 13-17
    47 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:21 pm
    Now that I look at at it, Loxen, that last windshield swipe was particularly funny. Hahahha
  59. Profile photo of mehh
    mehh Female 18-29
    528 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 2:28 pm
    Watched this about 7 times :)
  60. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Id bet he went to work and said, sorry im late, i nearly got bit by a car! not realising the severity of the situation!
  61. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:03 pm
    now he`s going to be really late, seeing as how he has to go home and change his pants.
  62. Profile photo of SaltyVarnish
    SaltyVarnish Male 18-29
    678 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:07 pm
    hut.......hut.......hut.......hut.......hut OHHHH pooTT hututhuthhtuthtuhtuht!
  63. Profile photo of LameName
    LameName Female 18-29
    238 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    If I were him I`d call in sick and seriously enjoy the rest of my day.
  64. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 4:42 pm
    whatthef-ck, bus?!
  65. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:12 pm
    This is Chuck Norris... in a business suit and a shave.

    Which means it would never be Chuck Norris... but pretty close.

  66. Profile photo of SPERMBUBBLE
    SPERMBUBBLE Male 18-29
    125 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:17 pm
    Jesus! Was Keanu Reeves driving that bus?
  67. Profile photo of SPERMBUBBLE
    SPERMBUBBLE Male 18-29
    125 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:19 pm
    I saw this movie about a bus that had to Speed around a city, keeping its Speed over fifty, and if its Speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called "The Bus That Couldn`t Slow Down."
  68. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:42 pm
    Holy jeez, what a winner
  69. Profile photo of vitaliy
    vitaliy Male 18-29
    1669 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:45 pm
    "of course it`s in russia, they suck at driving ha ha"

    Want some tea and crumpets with your bad teeth, old chap?

  70. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 5:50 pm
    sequence of events: ^_^ ~_^ O_O >_< o_o ^_^
  71. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:12 pm
    this guy was like "I`m late oh poo oh poo OHpooOHpooOHpoo."
  72. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 6:30 pm
    Just look at him run. Look at him.
  73. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:15 pm
    HOLY SH*T Contender for luckiest man alive!
  74. Profile photo of FelanSlvr
    FelanSlvr Female 18-29
    232 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
    If you double click to bring up the youtube link, there`s another vid 3 down in the right listing that shows the whole accident. It was a lot more than one car. I counted over 7 cars badly damaged and the bus then finally lodges onto brick steps.
  75. Profile photo of himmm
    himmm Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm
    srsly?
  76. Profile photo of odc
    odc Female 18-29
    319 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
    That just goes to show how easy it is to just get hit by a car. He was missed by less than a foot!
  77. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:03 pm
    lol, now what would have been more entertaining....
  78. Profile photo of HerrHuhn
    HerrHuhn Male 18-29
    93 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 9:12 pm
    The best "I was late to work because..." story ever was told about half an hour later.
  79. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:14 pm
    The speed boost from adrenaline can save your (or someone else`s) life. And nothing gets the adrenaline flowing like a near-death experience(or very, very painful experience)
  80. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 10:40 pm
    "In Soviet Russia, bus catch you!"

    MARRY ME AND HAVE MY CHILDREN.

  81. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
    388 posts
    October 20, 2009 at 11:58 pm
    looks to me like the car was a mere inch or 2 from touching him, and no telling how close the bus came
  82. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:16 am
    hagane wins this link.
  83. Profile photo of Negative_One
    Negative_One Male 30-39
    2584 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 12:29 am
    But he stepped in a puddle, ruining the very pants he was going to return!
  84. Profile photo of alpha8te
    alpha8te Male 30-39
    71 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 1:13 am
    he was probably thinking, "on my way to work..cross the street..la ala lal la lalalala....OH poo!!!!!!!!"

    Double time son.

  85. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:21 am
    Hagane - You own my soul.
  86. Profile photo of Suki_Meian
    Suki_Meian Female 18-29
    55 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 7:27 am
    Holy Hell... O.o
    That was insane.
  87. Profile photo of heresjonny
    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:28 am
    I knew Stevie Wonder shouldn`t of become a bus driver
  88. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3299 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 11:59 am
    in soviet Russia, the bus misses you
  89. Profile photo of rogerroger
    rogerroger Male 18-29
    82 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 2:07 pm
    HAHAHA. Nice Tonyjet.
  90. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    October 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm
    Ha. I second that.
  91. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 9:08 am
    Tony jet made me lol like hell...
  92. Profile photo of MarksTheMan
    MarksTheMan Male 13-17
    48 posts
    October 22, 2009 at 8:21 pm
    haha nice 1 jet
  93. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    October 23, 2009 at 8:56 am
    Lmfao Tony.

    That`s some amazing footage, anyhow. I`m curious if they make as huge-a-deal about things in Russia such as that.

    Did he call all his friends and hysterically tell them the story? Or did he just straighten his tie and carry on to work, jogging across the very next crosswalk without a second thought?

  94. Profile photo of iKit5
    iKit5 Female 13-17
    355 posts
    October 25, 2009 at 2:50 pm
    Am I missing Tonyjet`s joke totally?
    I mean, it was kinda funny, but not a ROFL-er.
    I think I`m missing the point. >>;
    Anyone care to explain?
  95. Profile photo of jizzos
    jizzos Male 18-29
    194 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 2:54 pm
    Tony jet ftw you legend :P Surprised no-one else though of it.
  96. Profile photo of rogerroger
    rogerroger Male 18-29
    82 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 4:26 pm
    iKit, there`s meme where people say "In soviet russia <<noun>> <<verb>> you." (Sort of like a your mom or that`s what she said joke.) Tony`s joke perfectly fits since people usually miss the bus, not the other way around.

    And now I`ve removed the humor from his joke.

  97. Profile photo of Raymundosaur
    Raymundosaur Male 18-29
    77 posts
    October 27, 2009 at 8:56 am
    HAHA! that`s me everyday! The world wants me dead but I just keep slipping by...
  98. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    October 28, 2009 at 7:03 am
    Run, boy, run.

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