Burglar Leaves His Facebook On Victim’s Computer

Submitted by: mushie_mush 7 years ago
http://www.journal-news.net/page/content.detail/id/525232.html

If you’re going to check your Facebook, you may as well steal the whole damn computer.
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Female 204
felony `daytime` burglary?
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Male 1,484
what an idiot
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Female 12
too funny! wot a moron!
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Female 1,199
Bwahaha!
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Female 29
i used to live there eight years ago
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Male 633
what a dumbass haha.
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Male 337
now that`s what i call an epic fail.
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Male 715
"Could you get any more stupider?"
yes, if he commented on facebook that he was doing it as well, instead of just checking his profile.
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Female 9,402
Could you get any more stupider?
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Female 3,828
lol man and i thought they couldnt get any stupider... idiot.
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Male 1,360
lionhart2 looks like you have a blurry past...
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Male 62
this is old.
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Male 703
thats awesome
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Male 8,302
> swiftshiv
> what a facking idiot... you`re in, you ransack, you`re out

Totally agree. Having had a slightly `interesting` past... you don`t frak around, 90% of people keep their jewelry and valuables in the drawer beside the bed (left side usually, on average, the woman`s side) or you find the woman`s underwear drawer and it`ll be in there. It`s also usually worth quickly checking the second draw down in the kitchen and computer desk. You need 2 minutes max, that way even IF there was a silent alarm you`re out of there well before the cops arrive.

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Male 150
Stupid people make me laugh. :D
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Female 4,197
...idiot...
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Male 1,918
AT LEAST F*CKING LOG OUT OF THE ACCOUNT AFTERWORDS! Idiot
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Female 230
DUMBASS.
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Male 670
well did she get her rings before he pawned them?
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Female 15,763
Aww not Florida. :(
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Male 177
omg that happened in my town!! wait i remember hearing that from the victims cousin
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Male 2,553
*facepalm*
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Female 414
damn what a dumbasss
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Female 895
What and idiot. "John Parker says: lulz I`m in some chicks house stealing her rings!"
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Male 1,452
when will someone end up trying to find the burglar`s facebook
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Female 1,677
Facebook will be the end of the world. If it existed back in biblical times, it would have been one of the signs of the coming apocalypse.

I can`t wait.

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Female 931
Yes, I agree. sheer stupidity charges sound pretty appropriate.
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Male 2,199
it was probably an acquaintance or something, cuz he only stole 2 diamond rings...
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Male 769
what a facking idiot... you`re in, you ransack, you`re out. personal home, you have as long as 8 minutes. banks, you have 3 minutes... those are the rules.
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Male 32
look out if criminals ever get smart.
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Male 3,425
Wow, the things some burglars stop to do... I though you were supposed to in and out quickly.
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Male 190
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he shouldn`t be punished for burglary, he should just be punished for sheer stupidity

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I concur.

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Male 2,703
this is why facebook is retarded...

so, he was updating his status I`m guessing?

"im robbin this joint, ill be at bar later, drinks on me...or rather on them"

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Female 2,027
pahahaha loser
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Male 7,585
god, how can people be this stupid
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Male 164
LOL im breakin into yer haus an geettin kawt.
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Female 961
he shouldn`t be punished for burglary, he should just be punished for sheer stupidity
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Female 129
Brilliant :)
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Male 180
"lol just brke into dis dudes house gonna be rich"
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Female 2,249
Link: Burglar Leaves His Facebook On Victim’s Computer [Rate Link] - If you’re going to check your Facebook, you may as well steal the whole damn computer.
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