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Date: 10/04/09 06:01 AM

40 Responses to Burglar Leaves His Facebook On Victim’s Computer

  1. Profile photo of mushie_mush
    mushie_mush Female 18-29
    2249 posts
    October 3, 2009 at 9:38 pm
    Link: Burglar Leaves His Facebook On Victim’s Computer - If you’re going to check your Facebook, you may as well steal the whole damn computer.
  2. Profile photo of WeenieDog
    WeenieDog Male 13-17
    180 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:03 am
    "lol just brke into dis dudes house gonna be rich"
  3. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:06 am
    Brilliant :)
  4. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:27 am
    he shouldn`t be punished for burglary, he should just be punished for sheer stupidity
  5. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:29 am
    LOL im breakin into yer haus an geettin kawt.
  6. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7462 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 7:34 am
    god, how can people be this stupid
  7. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:17 am
    pahahaha loser
  8. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 8:47 am
    this is why facebook is retarded...

    so, he was updating his status I`m guessing?

    "im robbin this joint, ill be at bar later, drinks on me...or rather on them"

  9. Profile photo of Weakmonkey
    Weakmonkey Male 18-29
    190 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:04 am
    YLE
    he shouldn`t be punished for burglary, he should just be punished for sheer stupidity

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    I concur.

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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:16 am
    Wow, the things some burglars stop to do... I though you were supposed to in and out quickly.
  11. Profile photo of Skoaliosis
    Skoaliosis Male 18-29
    32 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:24 am
    look out if criminals ever get smart.
  12. Profile photo of swiftshiv
    swiftshiv Male 18-29
    769 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:59 am
    what a facking idiot... you`re in, you ransack, you`re out. personal home, you have as long as 8 minutes. banks, you have 3 minutes... those are the rules.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:10 am
    it was probably an acquaintance or something, cuz he only stole 2 diamond rings...
  14. Profile photo of Enchilada
    Enchilada Female 70 & Over
    931 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:36 am
    Yes, I agree. sheer stupidity charges sound pretty appropriate.
  15. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:12 am
    Facebook will be the end of the world. If it existed back in biblical times, it would have been one of the signs of the coming apocalypse.

    I can`t wait.

  16. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:45 am
    when will someone end up trying to find the burglar`s facebook
  17. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:07 pm
    What and idiot. "John Parker says: lulz I`m in some chicks house stealing her rings!"
  18. Profile photo of Qtee_mo
    Qtee_mo Female 18-29
    414 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:21 pm
    damn what a dumbasss
  19. Profile photo of GRadde
    GRadde Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 12:30 pm
    *facepalm*
  20. Profile photo of OMGitsJASON
    OMGitsJASON Male 18-29
    177 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
    omg that happened in my town!! wait i remember hearing that from the victims cousin
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 3:51 pm
    Aww not Florida. :(
  22. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:09 pm
    well did she get her rings before he pawned them?
  23. Profile photo of AcidicLemons
    AcidicLemons Female 18-29
    230 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
    DUMBASS.
  24. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
    AT LEAST F*CKING LOG OUT OF THE ACCOUNT AFTERWORDS! Idiot
  25. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4197 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 9:18 pm
    ...idiot...
  26. Profile photo of i-am-bo-red
    i-am-bo-red Male 13-17
    150 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 10:28 pm
    Stupid people make me laugh. :D
  27. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    October 4, 2009 at 11:35 pm
    > swiftshiv
    > what a facking idiot... you`re in, you ransack, you`re out

    Totally agree. Having had a slightly `interesting` past... you don`t frak around, 90% of people keep their jewelry and valuables in the drawer beside the bed (left side usually, on average, the woman`s side) or you find the woman`s underwear drawer and it`ll be in there. It`s also usually worth quickly checking the second draw down in the kitchen and computer desk. You need 2 minutes max, that way even IF there was a silent alarm you`re out of there well before the cops arrive.

  28. Profile photo of Samsonite219
    Samsonite219 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 12:47 am
    thats awesome
  29. Profile photo of BRUECY
    BRUECY Male 13-17
    62 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:23 am
    this is old.
  30. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:41 am
    lionhart2 looks like you have a blurry past...
  31. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 4:44 am
    lol man and i thought they couldnt get any stupider... idiot.
  32. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 5:57 am
    Could you get any more stupider?
  33. Profile photo of trailleadr
    trailleadr Male 40-49
    715 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 6:02 am
    "Could you get any more stupider?"
    yes, if he commented on facebook that he was doing it as well, instead of just checking his profile.
  34. Profile photo of iambluebeard
    iambluebeard Male 30-39
    338 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 8:50 am
    now that`s what i call an epic fail.
  35. Profile photo of lemmingboy15
    lemmingboy15 Male 18-29
    635 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 11:28 am
    what a dumbass haha.
  36. Profile photo of EvaAve87
    EvaAve87 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    October 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
    i used to live there eight years ago
  37. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    October 6, 2009 at 12:12 am
    Bwahaha!
  38. Profile photo of bitchqueen
    bitchqueen Female 30-39
    12 posts
    October 7, 2009 at 8:57 am
    too funny! wot a moron!
  39. Profile photo of MetalicDemon
    MetalicDemon Male 18-29
    1485 posts
    October 26, 2009 at 8:53 am
    what an idiot
  40. Profile photo of cornflakegrl
    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    April 27, 2010 at 11:25 am
    felony `daytime` burglary?

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