Bull Vs. Man: The Horning [Gif]

Submitted by: madest 8 years ago in Sports

This is what happens when you stick a bull with stakes and don"t finish the job.
There are 53 comments:
Female 778
i wish mr. sissy legs had been gored to death, along with everyone else involved in the "sport". drat that poo.
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Male 57
shame it didn`t mangle the thick c*nt.
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Male 103
GOOD BULL
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Male 291
hahaha...captain frilly knickers
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Male 164
RyanF701 Er.. Yeah, they don`t have any chance at all, aside from the fact they`re a f*cking BULL. Go out and stab a bull, watch how unfair it is for him to mangle your ass."
What you don`t see is the 4 horsemen with spears that stab the bull first, then the other six or more matadors, that stab it in the back with barbed spears(those dangley things on its back), and then finally when it has lost a good bit of blood it is dizzy, confused, terrified and and to pass out, out comes captain frilly knickers to do a few more rounds with the tired, confused, bloodless bull. Ultimately they hope to stab it with a sword through the spine into the heart. But most miss by a bit. Then a guy comes out and stabs the thing in the neck with a much shorter knife. Real humane, and real sporty. 30:1
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Male 164
BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-() GOOOOO BULL!!!!!!
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Female 513
fking idiot deserved it.
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Male 678
I dont think he ever heard of the saying......"if you mess with the bull....well you know the rest
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Female 2,672
i never thougt i would say this...but in the words of the infamous USF,
PWND
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Female 2,220
tyrannus - agreed.
My friend recently went to see a bullfighting match and took hundreds of pictures much to my dismay.
It`s horrific!!!
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Male 141
He fell with style.
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Male 59
Round and round he goes! LOL
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Male 201
He deserved it. As do all bullfighters and anyone who condones it.
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Male 1,312
LOLZ Slmmhmmr,
FINISH HIM!
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Male 1,002
karma`s a bitch
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Male 606
Flawless Victory!
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Male 425
I think its horn just got stuck under his belt.
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Female 15,763
I bet it didn`t even hurt him. That vest looks like it`s made of concrete or something.
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Female 471
HAHA YES.
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Male 3,014
v DURRR ALL MEDIA ON TEH INTERWEBZ MUST BE MADE WIF KUTTING-EDJ TEKNALUJY HURRR
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Male 701
Gifs??! are you serious, ANIMATED GIFS we`re looking at now? I just watched the freaking LOTR Trilogy online and you post and animated GIF?? WTF>?
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Male 742
Is that blood on him you can see as he falls?
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Female 241
owwie
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Male 806
playing with fire
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Male 328
"The bull is dead. What do you think the point of bullfighting is?"

sorry. i make horrible jokes. or maybe you just assume everybody is an idiot =(.

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Male 1,051
Grab the bull by the horns, worst advice ever.
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Male 4,393
im loled
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Male 5,314
i gotta say that i laughed out loud with the guys little pirouette on the horn. HILARIOUS!!!!
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Female 1,306
"he`s not trying to stab it! he trying to put the swords in the holster on the bull`s back...still probably not safe for the both of them tho."

pretty sure he stuck stakes in it. If memory serves, in bullfighting, the bullfighter will stick the bull with whatever`s hanging off the bull`s back, which...weakens it? I can`t remember, but anyway, it happens before he kills the bull in the end.

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Male 71
he`s not trying to stab it! he trying to put the swords in the holster on the bull`s back...still probably not safe for the both of them tho.
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Male 245
Is it just me or does the source URL say this is an animated .jpg?
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Female 531
hm.
Survival of the fittest.
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Female 66
does anyone else think the way the guy jerks around is hilarious?
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Female 253
Bull fighting sickens me.
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Male 12,365
"ouch. i hope the bull is okay."

The bull is dead. What do you think the point of bullfighting is?

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Male 12,365
"Er.. Yeah, they don`t have any chance at all, aside from the fact they`re a f*cking BULL. Go out and stab a bull, watch how unfair it is for him to mangle your ass."

You have just shown your ignorance of bullfighting.

If they just walked into a field with a wild bull in it and stabbed the bull, you`d have a point. But they don`t and you don`t.

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Male 77
I hope the bull finishes the job, those non-nice individuals torture those animals for no good reason, next time I hope the bull shoves both horns right up the poop hole
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Male 1,523
Poor bull... ):
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Male 1,190
Matadors are usually quite muscular though, maybe we can find another occupation for them, they could wrestle each other and whomever wins get to be Top in the ensuing pay per view gay porn event.
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Male 1,550
Ha, the prick deserves that and much more.
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Male 219
Serves him right. I can`t see any justification for bull fighting, unless angry bull steak tastes really good...
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Female 9,572
ouchie, that`s gotta hurt.
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Male 328
ouch. i hope the bull is okay.
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Male 300
Bull 1

Man 0

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Male 2,486
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The bulls don`t have a chance and that`s not due to any skill on the part of the bullfighters. It`s a rigged contest right from the start."

Er.. Yeah, they don`t have any chance at all, aside from the fact they`re a f*cking BULL. Go out and stab a bull, watch how unfair it is for him to mangle your ass.

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Male 1,381
see this, this right here? this is why we haven`t developed nuclear fusion yet.

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Female 583
That looks so painful it almost seems fake. It jostled around so friggin much I do NOT want to see the wound. The twirl at the end was a nice touch though.
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Male 12,365
The bulls don`t have a chance and that`s not due to any skill on the part of the bullfighters. It`s a rigged contest right from the start.

So it`s really the slow killing of an animal for the entertainment of people who like that sort of thing.

It wouldn`t bother me if the bull killed the bullfighter and then rampaged through the crowd, killing some of them too.

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Male 194
bull 1, man 0
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Male 47
that`s what happens when you stab a bull and miss the heart, dumb ass

not that I could do it, but if you are training from the age of nine and your life is on the line, that`s when you do the job right

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Male 2,440
This reminds me. The Running of the Bull can also be called the Culling of the Herd.
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Female 474
this is such a cruel sport he got what he deserved
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Male 7,378
Link: Bull Vs. Man: The Horning [Gif] [Rate Link] - This is what happens when you stick a bull with stakes and don`t finish the job.
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