Best Potential Porn Name Ever! [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 8 years ago in Funny

Way better than Buck Naked. Safe for work.
There are 105 comments:
Male 89
will he stroke her? i dont know, you ask me.
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Male 7
Here`s another one,Dick Cummings
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Female 8
If his parents did that intentionally, they deserve an award for creativity.
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Female 10
lol:D
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Male 148
Heathcliff Highmead? Upper class Porn? *Thinks back to that family guy episode.* XD
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Female 57
"pet`s name and your first street"

Fluffy Kent


Ugh....

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Male 9
i thought the old trick was your first pet and your mums maiden name
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Female 45
Ernie Pepper? nah
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Female 68
Sparkles 54th really the porn star name thing doesn`t work for most people.
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Male 686
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."
Jaws Aranleigh. Yeah?
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Female 227
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."
Einstein Harvest? No thanks.
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Male 150
Will he stroke her or does he stroke willies?
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Female 5,222
ew
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Male 150
I heard there`s something called Long Wang in Chinese mythology.
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Female 965
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Snowy Hillfoot. Yay or nay?

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Female 1,697
I like Gene parmesan
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Male 7,123
Rover Accacia Avenue?

Not too sure about that.

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Male 74
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Phoenix Battle? I`m not convinced...

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Male 504
So will he stroke her?
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Male 62
I don`t think that trick works for all people... Seeing as my first pet`s name was Rabies...
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Female 86
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."


Smokey Dogwood. NICE

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Female 492
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Bowie Watson, ha

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Female 83
._. Calli Champlain.
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Male 12
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Soooooooo Krispy Meadow is a good porn name?

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Male 31
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

lmao jack keenan

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Male 255
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Twitchy 28th Place?
LOLOLOLOLOL

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Male 76
Oh ftw!!!...
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Male 562
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."
Mine is Nelson Hillbeck....
Sounds like a Lumberjack who dresses up as a woman. lol
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Male 976
My name(s) shall be either Buster Cherry or Buster Highman and none of you are allowed to use them! >:P
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Male 2,551
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Frank Pentland...
Wow...I don`t know if that`s stripperish at all. XD

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Male 212
the old trick is poo for me

richard st and tiny....tiny dick

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Female 1,386
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."
My first dog: Foxy
First street: Foley
Foxy Foley... ew... yeah that does sound kinda pornish.
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Male 2,238
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Silky Rutherford.

Rawr.

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Male 1,685
I like it when I laugh out loud in real life to a posting...lol, good times.
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Female 13
Bodacious Dewey.

Wow.

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Female 1,004
Foamy Spanish Oak
....:I Sounds diseased.
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Female 5
Speedy Garden.
My name is just awkward.
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Female 864
Cinnamon Park Boulevard, heh not so great .Loving reading everyone`s porn names though ,it`s better than the link :)
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Male 21
"Fuzzy Babcock"

OUTSTANDING!

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Female 434
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Megaera Artiga...
That`s too complicated. :/

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Male 703
Mo Highpoint.

I like it.

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Female 41
Cocoa Stardust lol..mine is pretty cool.
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Female 3,828
lol omg wouldnt you just change your name to " william" .

this made my day.

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Male 219
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Kit Spangler

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Male 163
lillypadam- "The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Pepper Pinecrest. o_O"

Lillypadam, you wouldn`t happen to be from Vancouver Island would you? Just curious.

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Male 895
there used to be a guy at my school called william anchor (w.Anchor)
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Male 895
Carlo gloucester? That sucks!
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Male 1,381
Curly Summerfield
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Female 256
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Gizmo Aberford.

D:

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Male 152
It`s nice to see Wille in a nice suit from time to time.
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Male 485
ALL RISE FOR JUDGE WILLY STROKER

*crowed*giggles

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Female 66
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Pepper Pinecrest. o_O

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Male 91
If i was a porn star, I would be Fallopian Diver...
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Female 5
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."


Duncan Bethany. Eh. Not so much.

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Male 7,839
in porn names i would be K.O. Fischer
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Female 4,197
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Bobby Rutledge... oh yeah ;D

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Female 4,197
biggy9 ... no spamming your shirts please :)
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Female 15
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

...Daisy Church... not so much ahahaa

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Female 1,283
o.o
That`s an interesting name setup lol.
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Female 230
Ahaha. Nice.
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Female 165
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Haley Wistar, hey look it works!

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Male 1,219
Banana Republic
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Male 1,045
Lobo peaceful court?
lame
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Female 1
Goldie Richmond...sounds more like an old lady name...
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Male 108
Fuzzy Babcock
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Male 556
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Cheddar Mercer-Grove City?

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Female 1,211
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Kai Missile Thrush...

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Male 33
Zeus Heights
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Male 211
The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me.

nacho 16th?

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Female 36
Popokei Sartori?
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Male 292
"The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me."

Pepsi Sinagua? Idk...

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Female 683
The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me.

... Skeejay Raikes Mill?

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Female 9,585
And he`s a judge, too!
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Male 1,254
The old trick to determine your own porn star name, with your first pet`s name and your first street, provides a good female name for me.

Misty Beachnut.

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Male 494
Daddy hugged me too much #1?
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Female 175
lol @ bobhub600!
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Male 720
Maybe a gay pornstar...
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Male 25,416
O his parents must have loved him!
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Female 931
I am now going to call Judge Willie Stroker
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Female 4,197
"the funniest part about it: hes a judge"

i thought that too xD

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Male 964
Hey there is a guy in my class called Willy Sexton...we just call him willy sex.
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Male 7,839
wait, i think i saw him in my dads stash as a kid
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Female 89
Lets hope he hasn`t named his son richard
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Male 463
the funniest part about it: hes a judge
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Male 302
While it is entirely possible that he is a judicial judge, my first guess is that he`s a judge for some type of cattle competition. Considering it says Irish Angus in the background. Another sign that may say Beef. And just an otherwise all around cow-proper background.
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Female 839
I can`t understand how somebody called William Stroker would decide it would be a good idea to shorten his name to Willie Stroker...
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Male 1,403
niiice
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Female 8
teehee makes me giggle
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Male 4,290
[quote]older then the dratin internet[/quote]

Well of course it is. The guy`s probably, what, in his late 50s at least? And presumably he`s had that name his whole life. And I`m sure people have made jokes about it since he was a kid.
So in fact, jokes about his name probably predate colour TV, never mind the internet.

And you know what? It doesn`t make it any less funny. So shut up.

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Male 299
Can you imagine being able to say "I was sentenced to 10 years in jail by willie stroker"
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Male 48
ROFLMFAO
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Male 3,619
roflsaur
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Male 1,182
older then the dratin internet
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Male 21
What a waste of a career opportunity. "Judge". Pshaw.
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Female 241
I bet alot of people laugh at his court
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Male 3,425
LMAO!
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Female 23
LOL
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Male 2,548
Hahaha..best part is that he`s also a judge.
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Male 1,815
Yeah, if he were in gay porn.
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Male 265
Wow. So many possibilities.
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Male 1,190
He is gay, a gay politican
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Female 150
HAHA!!!
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Male 629
You`d think the parents did this on purpose.
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Male 1,837
yes
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Female 1,780
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