Arguably The Best Test Answer Ever Turned In [Pic]

Submitted by: PreoSmo 7 years ago in Quizzes

You"ve got to give the kid credit for historical accuracy.
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Female 5
has it occurred to anyone that this student is taking a Chinese language class? So the response was supposed to be in Chinese.
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Female 46
well i dont know chinese so what if it was correct ?!!! but if the kid made this up then i say he ROCKS *_^
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Male 105
if i turned in that paper to my teacher i assure you i would get an F.
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Female 99
wow...nice one...:D
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Male 191
@AButterman O RLY?
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Female 30
I did wikiwow10
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Male 35
Anyone else notice the Germanic punctuation marks?
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Female 2
kid whoever you are,.. your my hero.
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Female 155
i need to do that one day. LOL use video?
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Male 22
Kid must`ve been chinese.
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Male 46
LMFAO
totally doing this the next time I need to describe a trip in china jajajajajaja
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Male 93
sorry but I have to comment more than once on this, the guy or girl who wrote that was either chinese, had good imagination and wanted to really get into those chinese shoes or is really good at pissing of his teacher. LOL
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Male 93
LMAO too. Its like when they ask u to find x in a math exam and u draw an arrow to it saying x is here
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Male 83
L...M...F...A...O!!!!!!!!

I used to do stuff like this to piss off my teachers all the time... ROFL!!!

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Male 48
Me no likey. Me wuk in hot sun fo railroad fo pennies. Do rots an rots of raundry. Den me learn kung fu and chop chop no mo railroad man. Me come home now.
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Female 16
Clever, but not the best. ;)
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Male 44
Couldn`t have been a chinese class... otherwise the question would have been in chinese.
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Female 1
what a deucebag B-|
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Male 1
ok i take it that none of you passed gr 10 socials...look at the top of the page use horizons its a flipping socials text book
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Male 431
okay nvm fack me for not reading all comments before generalizing IABers there were multiple people who thought of it for a chinese class. my apologies ;pp

on the other hand. i wouldnt say this was the best test answer ever turned it. not even close.

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Male 431
besides that girl three posts below me lol
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Male 431
maybe this was an assignment for a chinese language class.. why does everyone automatically rule that out?
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Male 74
No video, F
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Female 393
class
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Female 393
well MAYBE this was a CHINESE
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Male 148
Thinking outside the box :D
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Male 74
Actually this would be incorrect becuase the charactors should be up to down/down to up in old chinese. But still funny I`ve always wanted to do something like that.
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Male 1,485
lol, wise arse
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Female 151
eskimo9: "Nowhere on that homework sheet does it say that it was for history class. Who`s to say it`s not Chinese class?"

At the top it says "use video, Horizon reading and extra info" The textbook I used in high school for Social Studies was called Horizons . So if this person lives in BC it is for a History class.

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Female 138
if it had been for "chinese" class the beginning section would have been written in chinese.
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Male 703
Nowhere on that homework sheet does it say that it was for history class. Who`s to say it`s not Chinese class? In which case, the answer is pretty much expected to be in Chinese.
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Female 72
Jarod? Come back to The Centre, Jarod. REFUGE!
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Male 2,868
A+
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Male 150
I would.
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Male 799
That clearly says "homework" not "test." Epic regardless
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Female 1,593
"Ok. Burn me at the stake, but I don`t get it?"

He assumed the role of a Chinese immigrant. He wrote a letter home as the Chinese immigrant.

I can`t explain it any clearer than that.

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Male 1,196
he deserves full credit
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Male 2
Ok. Burn me at the stake, but I don`t get it?
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Female 1,043
sweeeeeeeet.

the cool ting is that its real, he must`ve put it through a translator.

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Male 2,690
Definitely one of the best answers in my book.
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Female 230
omg !! That`s amazing. :)
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Female 3,598
Awesome that kid better have gotten an A just for creativity and thinking outside the box.
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Female 83
Translation:
I`m living terribly here.
The work environment isn`t stable and I have very little benefits.
But don`t worry, even though 10 people get hurt everyday, I am very careful.
We have opened a little shop, but business is scarce.
Although my english isn`t very good, I can still kind of understand what those white people are saying.
I hope I will make something of myself! I will work hard and take care of my health.
How are you guys?
I miss you all, hoping we can see each other again.
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Female 491
Lovely.
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Female 4,376
I wonder if the kid that did this was just a really intellectual white kid or a smart ass asian. Either way it is win.
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Female 5,222
nice
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Female 2,672
translation
nice one (Y)
funny tho
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Male 152
lol
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Male 650
He forgot the part about a crazy cowboy shooting up everyone
Or maybe he just hasn`t been there long enough
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Female 243
I wish I was that cool.
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Male 4
If my Chinese doesn`t fail me...

My life here is very bad.
The working conditions are bad, and the pay is low.
But don`t worry, only about 10 people suffer heavy injuries everyday, and I am very careful.
We opened a small shop, and business is not too bad.
Although my English is not so good, I can more or less understand what the white people are saying.
I hope I can make something out of this! I will work hard here, and I will take care of my health.
Are you guys alright?
I miss you all, I hope we can meet again.

Basically what robotobunneh said.

Took me awhile to realize that the 3rd and 4th words were "zhe li" ._.

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Male 122
I Think its the immigration portion of history class, not chinese class
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Female 408
@ boisson, what else does it say?
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Male 1,523
A+ for him. F for the rest. mhm
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Male 8
LOL (: Middle Sentence:
"Although my English isn`t very good, I am still able to understand most of the language of the white people".
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Male 1,265
Eh, not so funny when it`s Chinese class.
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Male 144
@Batmanners
Um, thanks?
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Male 90
That is so funny, but he is 100% correct. Writing home in Chinese.
He passes A+ - everyone else F`s.
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Male 4,004
Yeah, I can definitely tell this isn`t Japanese writing. Japanese is more like:
http://blog.asiahotels.com/wp-content/up...
And Chinese is:
http://www.24hourchinesetranslation.com/...

Basically, Chinese is very complex and square looking and Japanese is simpler looking. It`s subtle but the difference is there

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Female 73
Smart-asses ftw!
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Female 901
hehe, chukwa, win XD
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Male 30
This is Chinese, trust me. I am Chinese.
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Male 12,365
" think thats Japanese, I think Chinese is top to bottom. So this is still wrong. Damn funny, but still wrong."

As far as I know, it`s possible to write Chinese in different directions. Something about the characters indicates the correct direction of reading.

Left to right in rows, top downards, makes the most sense when written in ink by a right-handed person, which is why most languages do it that way.

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Male 3,842
I`m a Hispanic American and I don`t know any Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, or any other Asian language, but I recognize Chinese writing when I see it. This is real Chinese.

I also know that whoever said "vertically right to left" is correct although they expressed it awkwardly. They meant vertically going from top to bottom down the right hand side first, then down the column left of that, and then left of that and so forth.

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Male 897
I submit that this answer is full of Epic Win!
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Male 2,028
Hahahahaha nice.
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Female 4,197
Part of me wants to laugh.. part of my thinks it`s meant to be written like that...
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Male 999
i bet the teacher lol`d
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Female 25
Yea what people have been saying is true, nowawdays its much more common to write japanese and chinese the american way than the traditional way. That being said this is indeed chinese, not japanese, im taking japanese right now in school and this is definitely not japanese haha. but kudos to this kid for putting so much thought in his work!
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Female 1,893
Cleverr!
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Male 34
"About 10 people everyday injured."
Nice
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Male 670
i almost spit out my coffee on my monitor at that one, nice.
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Male 315
there are quite alot of misconceptions about chinese and japanese characters going on here... I`m not going to correct any of them, just thought I`d add that.
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Female 265
My boyfriend says that this says:
"my life is terrible here
the working condition is bad, very little benefits
but don`t wory
every day there`s only 10 people who suffere severe injuries
and i`m very cafeful
we oepened a small shop, the business is not bad
although my english is not very good
but i can slightly understand what those white people are saying
hopefully i`ll make something out of myself!
i`ll be working hard here and watch out for my health
how are you?
i miss you very much
hope we can meet"

Ahhh that made it slightly less funny.

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Male 679
"I think thats Japanese, I think Chinese is top to bottom. So this is still wrong."

Actually, both Chinese and Japanese can be written either way, vertically or horizontally. So it`s not as wrong as you thought. In fact, all the characters are actual Chinese characters, so it just might be 100% right.

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Male 516
vertical is top to bottom
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Male 525
"Isn`t Chinese written vertically from right to left? Or am I thinking of something else?"

I think thats Japanese, I think Chinese is top to bottom. So this is still wrong. Damn funny, but still wrong.

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Female 15,763
Well that`s the most accurate one turned in I bet...
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Male 485
DUDE THATS fudgeING GREAT XDDDD
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Female 101
for all you know that was for a chinese class, im in elementary chinese, i recognizesome of the symbols.
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Male 2,552
Ha! GRadde approved.
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Male 139
Isn`t Chinese written vertically from right to left? Or am I thinking of something else?
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Male 25,416
Oh thats classic! this kid for the win!
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Female 1,578
i wonder if its actually talking about the assignment
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Male 2,199
i wonder if what the letter actually says is accurate to, or just random babbling...
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Male 9,305
A+. I don`t care what he wrote.
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Male 116
That`s pretty awesome.
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Female 213
LOL. awesome. i hope that kid got an A+ for that.
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Male 165
on the third line from the bottom all the way to the right he wrote 69

no... he wrote 的 or "de" which is an ending particle or also translates to " `s ".

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Male 165
kangoala is probably right.
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Male 769
epic. lol
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Male 1,406
Kangoala, looking at the writing at the very top it seems that it`s a history assignment. I know I`ve received a couple assignments in history class like this.

Anyway, that`s pretty funny.

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Male 391
on the third line from the bottom all the way to the right he wrote 69
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Male 1,091
Wish I could write in chinese!
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Female 372
I wonder what it translates to...
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Male 702
How do we know this wasn`t a test/homework for a course in chinese? Unless i`m missing something (given that i can`t read chinese), that seems like a pretty plausible possibility.
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Female 9,572
lmao, win.
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Male 2,148
I can`t imagine how the teacher could possibly take points off this homework. Would love to see the graded version soon.
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Male 156
I wonder what his score was.
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Male 10,440
I must point out that it clearly says homework at the top, so this is probably NOT a test answer. But thats just another IAB screw up, and does not detract from its awesomeness.

I`d laugh even harder if it turned out that he was insulting his teacher in Chinese IN the letter.

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Male 1,254
A Chinese immigrant`s contributions to the West in 1870? Near slave labor on the railroads, right? Did I answer the question correctly?

Easiest exam ever!

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Female 25
Plugged it into a translator? Maybe think he`s taking a class in Chinese? I`m taking Japanese and our teacher doesn`t want us to right top to bottom, and out Japanese is far from perfect. There`s a guy taking Chinese in our class too, so I know. =D

But that`s hilarious xDDD

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Male 3,425
And Chinese is traditionally written from top to bottom, but writing it from left to right is much more common nowadays due to the internet and other westernised things. So this isn`t technically wrong.
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Male 3,425
Lol, that`s awesome! His teacher must have been like "wha...?"
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Female 106
I want to see the translation.
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Male 101
His Chinese isn`t perfect, it seems like he might have plugged it into a translator or hard translated it with a Chinese-English dictionary. That being said, it just means he put even more effort into this assignment and definitely deserves an A.
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Female 218
Ha-ha! xD
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Female 1,798
LOL!!! I hope he got an A for this one :)
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Male 10
Chinese is traditionally written vertically from top to bottom, but westernization has made writing left to right, top to bottom common.

Arabic is written horizontally right to left.

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Female 198
Boredered, have you ever even SEEN Arabic? It looks nothing like that. Wow.
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Male 3,915
wow...i wonder how long it takes the chinese to write letters or essays...or...well anything....their characters are so precise....twould take forever!
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Male 4
That`s Chinese. And he went as far as to use some traditional Chinese characters too.

@Tommyzto: That`s actually quite good handwriting. Mine`s worse.

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Male 1,647

lmao, niiiice.
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Male 2,506
@Tad, thats arabic
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Male 17,511
Translation.. "Send money"
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Male 32
I study Chinese!! it is real but I can`t understand the message cause I am only in the second year..
but those are real....but the handwriting is not so good.. ^^ i`m sure he writes very fast..
Chinese is not hard to "draw"....there`s just rules on writing, so u dont have to "draw"..
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Male 4,867
haha that awesome

Spiralz2k8
Male, 13-17, Europe
"I don`t get it."
...dumbass

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Male 4,290
Better test answer: blank page, with a verbal explanation that, like most of the poor in the 19th century, you can`t read or write.
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Male 147
Can anyone tell if the symbols are real? Some of them look authentic.
I thought Chinese was written bottom to top right to left....
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Female 4,225
This was funny, and if it is indeed legit, it`s even more amusing
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Male 90
awesome handwriting skills... kinda hard to draw Chinese letters
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Male 284
I don`t get it.
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Male 1,623
Isn`t Chinese written vertically, or is that Japanese?
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Male 13
The Chinese is legitimate.. If you translate it, it goes on about his work, how he can`t speak English very well, etc. He probably got bonus marks lol ;p
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Male 422
Hahhaha...clever
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Male 64
Hahahaahahaa.. Classic :`)
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Female 18
that`s pretty funny!!
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Male 79
Too Bad It Was For A Chinese Literature Class
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Female 472
Link: Arguably The Best Test Answer Ever Turned In [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`ve got to give the kid credit for historical accuracy.
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